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Folie à Deux: Grueberfest '07 R2 (851 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: 1.65 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by lodikcom | mockidol (View user info) at 2007-10-11 02:30:18 EDT




I wake to the sound of our new entry code knocking against the door. Four quick raps, three long thumps and then the word "dystopia" echoes through the door.

"I'm coming." Dried blood has stuck the ice cream scoop to my hand so I pry it away while I sit up from the carpeted floor. The door opens flooding daylight into the room and Cori rushes in as fast as the beams of sun. Just as quick as it opened, the wood slams shut behind her.

Cori stands there for a second letting her eyes adjust to the dark then notices the pillows on the floor. "You sleep out here all night?"

"Yeah. The landlady made a mess on the bed." Shrugging I point to the ice cream scoop.

"Have any luck with her?" She asks, pulling her hoodie off over her shoulders.

"No. I dug for hours in there but found nothing. Damn Overseers must have been onto us and cleaned her up first." I try not to smile, so excited to share the surprise.

"Never should have gotten that abortion" she says, "Those Planned Parenthood phonies had me pegged as soon as I got there; had to sleep in a dumpster of fetuses all night. They'll keep strong-arming us lowerclassmen as long as no one knows what's up."

I follow her into the room and we start packing our clothes, both knowing we can't stay here more than the few days we already have. Phyllis the landlady is spread-eagle on the bed; gapping holes spew dark dried blood like lava from her head and pussy.

"I did figure something out." rubbing the small of her back I inform her, "She had an abortion too. They left a tracker in here too."

"So it's true? The overseers that got you, the trackers at the clinic?.. They're all connected?"

"Exactly." I smile grows across my face. "And it's time to take the fight to them."

Our lips press against each other and she tastes sweet like Phyllis's' coppery blood. My still sticky hand clings to her shirt and we fall to the bed and fuck. Our quick ramming bounces the bed and the bloody volcano next to us rolls off to the floor.

Our timed orgasm erupts into the room and Cori screams, "Fuck those damn watchers. Let them watch us, fuck them! Watching!" She's panting, "Watching me get fucked by you!" Her breath feels cold against my neck.

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We're in the car outside the brick building when the sun starts coming up. She keeps ripping off and reapplying a band-aide that she'd been wearing in her elbow pit as long as I've known her. The peach fabric-plastic is dirty, brown. As I trace the words from the brick edifice "Planned Parenthood" into the morning condensation of the windshield for the third time I wonder how that bandage of hers is still so sticky after so, so long.

She catches me staring at her as she rips it away again and says, "Sorry. I always forget your phobia thing." Smiling she lift the band-aid to my face then quickly pulls it away.

"Do it again," I say, "and you'll never get that arm back."

She kisses my elbow in the same place the peach patch is on hers then sucks like a hung-over vampire. When she finally stops the skin is red and chaffed. I feel my heart beating just below it as she kisses me again, mouth this time, and then pulls away.

Some new Radiohead album I stole blares on the radio as I watch our target walk in. I'd call her an "Overseer" Cori would say she's a "Bitchy Anti-Abortion Whore" but we both seem be right. (It's odd how both our worst fears have become connected, but I digress.)

"There." I say pointing with my pinky, the only finger not helping me smoke.

"That's her?" Her question less a question than an acquisition.

Without answering I grab my knife an listen to her gun slide out from under the seat. She wanted her own kind of steel, me my own. Stealing from a favorite movie of mine I'd told her previously, and I quote, "Guns for show, knifes for a pro."

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Cori has her gun against some pussy's face and is screaming about making her feel guilty and I'm jabbing my knife in the eyes of some other self righteous whore. Right into her brain, right where they're watching.

"Don't worry babe." I remind her, "Soon we;ll be fucking on a grave of 'seers."

"Righteous Whores." she says, "Moral imposing slaves."

"No difference." I say, "They'll all be dead."

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We slam through the door of some room and some spread-eagle baby killer is on the table not realizing she's about to be tagged. Laughing, Cori lays a feet pelts of steel into the doctors face as I declare that he's a "Phony."

The room goes dark, we fuck, the patient and I, while Corrine stares, aiming her gun.

"We'll take it to their doorstep." I say. Then slash the fucking whore's throat.

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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-11 23:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Folie à Deux by Mockidol = 1.61

Mine = 1.5



Mockidol FTW!!!!

<whew!> Thank Gawwwd I'm out!


Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-10-11 23:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, calling someone your tiny cabbage in france is like calling them your pumpkin in america.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-11 22:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I finally got around to translating what you said to me. AHAHAHAHAHA small cabbage indeed.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucking hated this.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Weird! Just like it should be. It confused me at several places, but that was your point, right?

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked this idea very much.

Too many mistakes for me to give it a 2. You get 1.5.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-11 09:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-11 08:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

not bad.

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-10-11 04:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here:

Now you can all tell me I suck with knowledge.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folie_%C3%A0_deux


hugs and kisses, whores.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-11 03:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I had to look at the round2 line upa nd click forensics link.
I had no idea what that meant.
Wow. It kicks ass now.

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-10-11 03:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

look up the title i was assigned.
if you still don't get it you don't get my style and i suck.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-11 03:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Am I missing something here?
I don't get it.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-11 03:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

radiohead have a new album!?

i must HAVE!

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-10-11 03:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, rereading, i wrote the end drunk and it shows. feel /= few

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-10-11 02:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Forensic Girl:

Sorry my busy schedule forced me to seemingly disappear, thus forcing me to not give you a sweet title idea like you gave me. This story is a quick attempt but it's inspired me none the less. If anyone doesn't get it, look it up, and see how poorely I utilized it's potential.

FG, J'adore tu, mon petite chou.

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-10-11 02:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

P.S.

The new Radiohead album kicks ass and I suggest everyone go donate 5 pounds ($1 a song) to support their experiment.

If you have no idea what that is about, look into it.




Thanks for reading.

-Jacob DeLillo


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