UberHandsome Fest 2007 (3307 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.36 on 185 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2007-10-09 11:20:06 EDT
Hi gang! It's that time of the year again!
The UberHandsome Fest 2007!!!!
Last year's gathering was a huge success. All four of the official members of the UberHandsome Club showed up, and we were showered with a plethora of picture perfect vagina and perky, natural 34C breasts. Strippers and hot young elementary school teachers heard of our gathering and flew in from all over the country to spend some time with us. Hey, it comes with the territory. Don't hate.
We also had some honorary "Handsome Club" celebrities appear!
Our celebrity benefactor,Ted McGinley, A.K.A. Jefferson Darcy, of "Married with Children" fame, stopped by and partook in the festivities!
He spent some time with myself (I'm not just the president of the UberHandsome Club, I'm also a member!), Kaelic, Hidden101 and Caulaincourt, and the 4,000 or so girls that showed up (we had to send some girls away, as we had reached maximum capacity) and lectured us on how to cruise through life on our good looks alone, even past the ripe old age of 40!
Bruce Willis' son, Rumer Willis, also spoke to our conference via satellite. We're sure he's going to grow up to be just as handsome as his father!
Anyway, enough about us. This is about us!
This years gathering will take place in Austin, Texas in November.
So far, the participants of this years gathering are:
Myself
Kaelic
Caulaincourt
Hidden101
And don't quote me on this, but we are slated to have a very special guest appearance by the epitome of rugged handsomeness himself, Jason Statham!
If anyone else is interested in joining us, and thinks they have what it takes to hang out (I.E. be as handsome, if not more so, than Kaelic, we have chosen him as the standard as he is the most average handsome guy in our club), please send a link to your standard modeling portfolio, as well as a 6 word essay on why you think you deserve to hang out with us, and some pictures of ex girlfriends.
All hot young women only need send a full body nude photo of themselves to gain entry and receive further details.
Please send all entries to "uberhandsomeclub.at.gmail.com
Thank you, and God Bless!
User Reviews
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-11 21:13:30 EST (#)
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I'm going to Austin in December. It's going to be awesome. What makes it even more awesome is that none of you morons will be there! I hope I meet some hot Mexicans.
Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:06:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I HAVE TO WORK DAMNIT !!
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-11-08 09:46:44 EST (#)
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Oh sweet lord, this one is much better: http://crapoartworks.deviantart.com/art/iPride-69201845
I had no idea Electro had a DeviantArt page. This is phenomenal.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-11-08 09:41:25 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/user/crapoartworks
You're welcome.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-11-07 02:48:35 EST (#)
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I too am wondering about my confirmation. If I have to swallow a load or two of greasy Greek juice, I'm not completely opposed.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:12:48 EST (#)
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i still have not received my invitation for this little club. i assume this was due to a mix-up at the post office. you'll need to resend the documentation and money, please.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-06 02:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha ha
loon
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-05 02:27:44 EST (#)
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oh okay hon. No worries, took it a wee bit seriously. Am an ass. :-)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-04 13:21:05 EST (#)
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what the HELL is your problem, dude?
Quit the personal attacks already.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:51:40 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95104 <-------- A fucking gem in the sico vault.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:28:21 EDT (#)
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can you paste the link in my last post of that 80's redhair guy singing and when you try to close the link it flees your mouse and you have to press OK for every verse.
thx!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:32:43 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/112632#2559673
HOW DARE YOU!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:31:34 EDT (#)
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you're just fucking dumb
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-14 20:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
when we gettin hitched bitch?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-13 14:00:03 EDT (#)
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Your club is nothing without me. You want me in your club. You need me in your club.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:10:07 EDT (#)
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hahaaha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:29:12 EDT (#)
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get some new tricks, dickbreath: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85454
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Far Too Kind, Below.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-10 09:23:43 EDT (#)
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Teh Hotness below
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:56:17 EDT (#)
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And screw you, buddy boy. Just because I can give multiple orgasms to a chair just by sitting in it, doesn't mean I shouldn't be allowed to your party... :(
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:52:27 EDT (#)
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http://www.raygoldmodels.com
Hahahaha, you bastard...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-10 07:28:27 EDT (#)
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Matt you crack me up man
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-10-10 02:37:47 EDT (#)
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So good, I had to try.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2007-10-10 01:40:57 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
Y HALO THAR, BUTSEKS
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:07:14 EDT (#)
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"All hot young women only need send a full body nude photo of themselves to gain entry and receive further details."
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Entry into your pants perhaps? :p
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what a bunch of fairies
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:01:44 EDT (#)
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It's a room full of magnums!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:54:10 EDT (#)
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That east coast commute must be a motherfucker. It's dead quiet in hre.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:53:16 EDT (#)
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Sorry dude! Didn't mean to suggest YOU look like a twat!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:52:48 EDT (#)
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Sorry man, used the wrong sized V.
Sort of makes Method look like a twat.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:50:39 EDT (#)
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Sorry (v), didn't mean to kill your post, man.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:06:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:56:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:33:34 EDT (#)
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Someone once did a funny stand up comedy routine about Ted McGinley being some kind of sit-com jinx, that everything he'd ever been on went right down the shitter after he was added to the cast.
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http://www.jumptheshark.com/index.jspa
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/112359#2549259
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:56:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:33:34 EDT (#)
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Someone once did a funny stand up comedy routine about Ted McGinley being some kind of sit-com jinx, that everything he'd ever been on went right down the shitter after he was added to the cast.
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http://www.jumptheshark.com/index.jspa
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:48:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a barrel really wouldn't be so comfortable..
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Yeah, so you'd jump out sooner, what am I stupid?
*begins practicing innocent look in mirror and saying, "Towel? What towel? You left a towel here?"*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could handle a half barrel though..
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:45:24 EDT (#)
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a barrel really wouldn't be so comfortable..
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:43:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:50:54 EDT (#)
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hmm..... So you're saying if I wallow nakkid in a barrel of whiskey while smiling sweetly it doesn't matter?
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*brain fills with naughty imagery*
*loses all ability to concentrate on work*
*begins to hyperventilate, searches frantically for paper bag*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:39:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IF I'M IGNORED I MIGHT POST NAKKID COMPRIMISING PICS
AND THEN FLEE IN SHAME
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what the...
DAMN MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:39:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha.
I guess what I'm trying to say is I NEED INTERNET CONFIRMATION THAT I'M NOT UBLY!! E-LOVE ME!
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What, you missed this?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111704#2524824
And now back to the rest of your comment.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:25:04 EDT (#)
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weird.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:24:13 EDT (#)
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I just wanted to make the gay jokes and fit in. Sorry guys. Be sure to wash up after the tang rain subsides.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:21:58 EDT (#)
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I just approached General Mills about a new cereal. It's called Home-O's. They told me that I had to add the "e" for the sake of proper pronunciation.
Anyway there are four commerative boxes and the slated release coincides with the Manfeast. I mean handsomefest. Guess who's on the boxes!
Attn: Foor Ghey Menz!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:15:47 EDT (#)
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Just like I'm sure there are third graders out there who whine less than you do, kaelic...only they also spell better than you and use better grammar, as well.
Now shut the fuck up before I fly in to Florida on my private jet and smash your face.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:13:48 EDT (#)
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I'm sure you're way to old to get that joke, though, Shlongy. I should have said something about you not molesting the kid from Leave it to beaver or Timmy from Lassie for you to have gotten the context.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lucky you're impotent, Shlongy, or parents would have had to lock up their kids a long time ago. When are you going to drop the act and start hanging out by the mailbox with your cane wondering where "that muscley armed paper boy went".
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:07:31 EDT (#)
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no one will fight with me :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:02:56 EDT (#)
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Guard your sphincters, kids...Looks like kaelic and Swampy could possibly be in the same zip code and that means trouble...
...for your anuses.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You want some ointment for that burn, hamster face?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:50:11 EDT (#)
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Being the handsome, well-hung devil that I am, I would love to attend. Thanks.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:49:29 EDT (#)
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yes that was quite the burn.
'tard.
shouldn't you be blubbing about that scum bag kid who died?
One trailer park kid down, 2 million to go.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:47:00 EDT (#)
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YES
METHOD FTW
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:43:53 EDT (#)
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"Who cares, sniffle ... I didn't want to go to your gay stupidhead event anyhow."
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I bet Method orchestrated this whole thing just so he could burn Apollo like that.
"Is it really in Austin, Texas, Method?"
"It sure is, Apollo, but guess what? You're not fucking invited!"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:42:12 EDT (#)
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why would I want to go? I'm just making sure that i'm not there that weekend, I go quite a bit.
I'll avoid fagfest 07. k. thx.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:39:05 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:35:44 EDT (#)
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I bet you do, Rob. Probably with your pinky finger sticking out and everything.
In better new, I just got a notice to proceed at the Ronald Reagan Building, even though they addressed it to Mr. Yeager. Fuckers. "
they think you're a beaner.... Angel Yeager, though that's not a very mexitastic last name.... maybe they think you're part mexican part german.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:36:41 EDT (#)
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Yes you fat headed mongoloid and no, you're not invited
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:32:04 EDT (#)
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are you all really going to Austin?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:01:16 EDT (#)
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WOOO!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:49:40 EDT (#)
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Look at Rob, ruining everything with common sense. Fucking Canadians....
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:48:19 EDT (#)
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Rob, great advice....I should've thought of that 5 reviews ago.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:47:29 EDT (#)
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Hush, I recently signed up for classes at the Oathmeal Rage University. It's kinda like Strayer, only more crumpletastic.
I dunno, I'm just really ready to go home. I hate my job and I don't think I'm gonna do it anymore.
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:47:12 EDT (#)
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You said it, because I'm a tard. I had a wife who would do these things like all wife's are meant to do. I go to work and make money so you can clean house and birth my children.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:41:16 EDT (#)
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Pillows people, where the fuck do I buy pillows at? I've been granted the luxury of having a penis between my legs and have recently abused my wife right out the front door; it was her fault that I hit her. Anyway, she took care of these minuscule matters such as washing, cleaning, purchasing pillows, etc. I ruined 3 pillows, one of which was a $75 down job (I know, I paid the credit card receipt) so any help would be appreciated.
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Why don't you just look at the credit card receipt AGAIN then, jackass.
Or go to Dania down. Sweet pillows to be found in there.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hold on, why were you washing down pillows, anyhow? Down is not meant to be washed, tard. You dryclean that type of shit.
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*your
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:43:48 EDT (#)
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Hilarity, did you clot your blood yet? Obviously you're period is showing through your white britches.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:42:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:41:16 EDT (#)
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Pillows people, where the fuck do I buy pillows at?
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Bed Bath and Beyond?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:42:53 EDT (#)
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Go the fuck to Target and shut the hell up about the goddamned pillows.
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:41:16 EDT (#)
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Pillows people, where the fuck do I buy pillows at? I've been granted the luxury of having a penis between my legs and have recently abused my wife right out the front door; it was her fault that I hit her. Anyway, she took care of these minuscule matters such as washing, cleaning, purchasing pillows, etc. I ruined 3 pillows, one of which was a $75 down job (I know, I paid the credit card receipt) so any help would be appreciated.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:35:44 EDT (#)
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I bet you do, Rob. Probably with your pinky finger sticking out and everything.
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Eerie call right there folks.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm...maybe I can take some vacation time. You need a handsome and charming mocha gentleman to fill out this round table.
But please, can we increase the time allocated to posing for paintings? I've been on the cover of six romance novels this year and none of them had the shade of my eyes quite right.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet you do, Rob. Probably with your pinky finger sticking out and everything.
In better new, I just got a notice to proceed at the Ronald Reagan Building, even though they addressed it to Mr. Yeager. Fuckers.
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:35:38 EDT (#)
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Does anyone know a good place to buy pillows? I washed my down pillows the other day and I didn't dry them properly so they got moldy and I tossed them.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:33:56 EDT (#)
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Hey Method ... why don't you derelicte my balls?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:32:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:26:46 EDT (#)
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Shut it, Canadian.... No one was talking to you. Go back to chugging syrup.
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I DON'T CHUG SYRUP.
I sip.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If some kind of video results from this gathering, like say of you lifting weights, rubbing yourselves down with tanning oil, peeing, or peeing on each other while rubbing yourselves down with tanning oil, please email to netimportant.at.veryimportantontheinternet.com.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:29:03 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:26:46 EDT (#)
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Shut it, Canadian.... No one was talking to you. Go back to chugging syrup.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:26:10 EDT (#)
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Hm, im close in distance (an hour away), but I dont think I make the handsome cut.
Aw well. What I bring the wii? :P
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:24:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:09:26 EDT (#)
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Let me just take a second and vent....
Fuck the metric system. Fuck it long and hard. Who the fuck uses it in construction any more? I'll tell you who, the government. I mean, are they trying to have contractors fuck up their buildings so hard that they kill everyone inside b/c of a simple miscalculation? Most of these workers hardly graduated high school, you think they can instantly convert a metrically scaled drawing into american math without doing the Scooby-Doo head tilt? Fuck no.
Only the Federal government would do this to me.
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yeah... A standard set of prefixes in multiples of 10 that is used to derive larger and smaller units?
Who the hell wants that kinda horseshit?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As an Uber citizen, it's my Bart-given right to say whatever I please.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:16:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:10:04 EDT (#)
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Fuck me long and hard, Hilarity...oh, and shut up.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:09:26 EDT (#)
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Let me just take a second and vent....
Fuck the metric system. Fuck it long and hard. Who the fuck uses it in construction any more? I'll tell you who, the government. I mean, are they trying to have contractors fuck up their buildings so hard that they kill everyone inside b/c of a simple miscalculation? Most of these workers hardly graduated high school, you think they can instantly convert a metrically scaled drawing into american math without doing the Scooby-Doo head tilt? Fuck no.
Only the Federal government would do this to me.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:00:24 EDT (#)
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**tries to glare at Hilarity and just starts laughing**
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:58:25 EDT (#)
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I heart the reviews.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:44:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:42:36 EDT (#)
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Hey Oathy, you got a sister???
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Yea, her name is Sicosemen.
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hehe.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What, no mention of Aj?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:55:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:53:31 EDT (#)
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Umm...why am I getting phone threats from some dude calling himself my 'worst nightmare'?
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HAHA!!! Do you watch the UFC? I'm growing addicted to that shit...
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:53:31 EDT (#)
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Umm...why am I getting phone threats from some dude calling himself my 'worst nightmare'?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:52:59 EDT (#)
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oh, I think it would depend on my consumption as well
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:51:59 EDT (#)
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MY alcohol consumption....MINE.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:51:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:49:50 EDT (#)
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I am perfect in every way and can kick anyone's ass.
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**prank calls Chuck Liddel and tells him Oathy called him a faggotty momma's-boy**
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:50:58 EDT (#)
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PS. Horniness and sluttiness work, too.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:50:54 EDT (#)
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hmm..... So you're saying if I wallow nakkid in a barrel of whiskey while smiling sweetly it doesn't matter?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:50:14 EDT (#)
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Well, there's always exceptions to be made based on other factors.
Alcohol consumption comes quickly to mind, followed closely by "niceness" and "easy-ness".
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am perfect in every way and can kick anyone's ass.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:49:29 EDT (#)
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Crystle is 126 pounds = (
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:48:58 EDT (#)
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no - I would have died laughing then, non?
I don't measure up to your e-standards.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:48:11 EDT (#)
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What are you crying about, Crystle...You didn't just go back and click on an Oathmeal camwhore, did you?
THE HORROR OF IT ALL
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:46:12 EDT (#)
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**vomit**
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:45:09 EDT (#)
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10 Uber guys walk into a bar, Shlongy included.
Only one walks out with a chick that weighs in at under 125lbs and doesn't make mirrors wince and crack: Shlongy.
Case closed.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Oathy, you got a sister???
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Yea, her name is Sicosemen.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Oathy, you got a sister???
'Cause ginger chicks are HOT.
Ginger dudes, from what I'm told, however... well, sorry...
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OathMeal > Everyone
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Death_Metal_Dude coz even though he's a harsh mofo, he's got that long hair.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Method, you how I know YOU'RE gay?
When EmissionImpossible was sucking your cock, you were running your fingers gently through his hair.
Wow... you're such a fag!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coyote
DanielH (even though he's not around anymore)
Luvs me some long haired menz
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 09:36:29 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't really think you want to have Oathmeal send you his cock in a baby sock portfolio...again...now do you?
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut the fuck up, Shlongy.
You're only mad because you're the polar opposite of anything even remotely considered 'attractive'.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Kaos, you know how I know you're gay?
Your dick tastes like shit
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't really think you want to have Oathmeal send you his cock in a baby sock portfolio...again...now do you?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY! I don't think anyone here is depraved...
... except Method. He likes to stick his fingers in the assholes of young Asian transgenders.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Prove it mister, where's your portfolio????
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are so gay you shit dicks.
I am more handsome than any of you depraved idiots.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:28:06 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
see? I'm being ignored again. Get a bunch of uber-geeks in a room and they cock-fight.
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That's just because I hadn't shown up until now, schnookums. :)
LET ME SERENAAAAAAAADE YOUUUUUUUUUUU
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't do naked pics.
and if I sent 'em you prolly wouldn't believe it was me. see above.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle, read the post, send naked pictures and you can get in too!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we can be like FogHorn LegHorn and Sam the Dog
we punch in...do our thing...go home
i like it like that
frankly its tough coming up with false hate all the time
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
see? I'm being ignored again. Get a bunch of uber-geeks in a room and they cock-fight.
proven fact
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron for the win.
Also, STEVIE_SAYS.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair Enough
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i can live with that
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now as i said i could care less but since everyone else on this website just laughs you off like 'oh yeah that crazy kaos' and then sucks your dick on your stupid '10 things' posts, as if anyone with an incling of a life would give a ratfuck what some no-name pillpopper in Nowhere USA is doing, I feel its my duty to point out your blatant idiocy until such a time as I see fit to stop.
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Like I said... sanctimonous freak.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I meant drawing more attention to the whole situation, dickbomb.
You're DEFINITELY not invited!
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I know. I agree.
But as I said over there: what exactly do you find on this site that might actually qualify as necessary?
I can't compete you beefy pretty folk - my lack of invitation is quite understandable.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha.
I guess what I'm trying to say is I NEED INTERNET CONFIRMATION THAT I'M NOT UBLY!! E-LOVE ME!
IF I'M IGNORED I MIGHT POST NAKKID COMPRIMISING PICS
AND THEN FLEE IN SHAME
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are good looking...wanna mate?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i just don't know anymore, I'm so confused. Thank god I'm really really really ridiculously good looking!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me, muddy, or kaos?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What are you trying to say?????
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"So...
Is it that you're officially sucking Hadley's E-Cock now, or are you just that much of a fucking loser that you have nothing else to talk about on this site? I'm actually curious. Because everyone else has moved on, BAMF. Nobody cares. Even that cunt Hadley hasn't anything else to say about it. We had our lil' fight and it's over. He "won" and pH is coming down. Let it go, you sanctimonous freak... "
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hahahhahahahahahhahahahaha....hold on....hahahahahhahahahahah
you see, you fucking bi-polar dickbag, I don't actually give a fuck about this whole thing, not in the least. I'm the last one to be...what did you call it...sucking anyone's e-cock. fact is I keep bringing it up because you brought it to my attention, you are the one that made this whole thing public and now you just want it to go away..well I'm sorry but I'm an asshole and I can't help myself.
its funny, you calling me a loser mean while you created that whole post, did all your little fist pump ranting because a website was going away...and even after the schmuck that put it together said...on your post..that hadley's actions had nothing to do with it your little prescription hazed brain still couldn't see through your own depressed haze to the extent that you wished harm upon somoene's family.
now as i said i could care less but since everyone else on this website just laughs you off like 'oh yeah that crazy kaos' and then sucks your dick on your stupid '10 things' posts, as if anyone with an incling of a life would give a ratfuck what some no-name pillpopper in Nowhere USA is doing, I feel its my duty to point out your blatant idiocy until such a time as I see fit to stop.
now move along, CVS is having a 2 for 1 sale on generics.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's almost too bad - looks like the chicks would be ignored at this party...
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had hoped so.
I live in Austin, but I won't be attending. My blonde Harry Potter good looks are no match for those of the greasy bohunk you embody.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Methos likes his andrygenous lovers.
It fulfills all of his sexual needs...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes danger, I'm well aware of the fact = )
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I meant drawing more attention to the whole situation, dickbomb.
You're DEFINITELY not invited!
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have only just started to read this and I have to interject: If you had a satellite conference with Rumer Willis, and it was a boy, you were duped. Rumer is his incredibly homely daughter. IN fact... all three of his daughters are incredibly homely. Lucky for them, they're rich.
You will notice I padded my rating on the off-chance that you did this intentionally.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 08:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was unnecessary
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This doesn't matter.
It's YOU that makes me feel pretty and oh so special, Method...
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well lets be honest....Method and all the pills
oh and cursing other peoples family members
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So...
Is it that you're officially sucking Hadley's E-Cock now, or are you just that much of a fucking loser that you have nothing else to talk about on this site? I'm actually curious. Because everyone else has moved on, BAMF. Nobody cares. Even that cunt Hadley hasn't anything else to say about it. We had our lil' fight and it's over. He "won" and pH is coming down. Let it go, you sanctimonous freak...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rowwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hear Austin is a wonderful city to bar hop in.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A lot of the gorgeous girls from http://www.raygoldmodels.com will be there, they sponsor the event every year!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Having all that sexy in the same room just isn't fair to the average guy.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This doesn't matter.
It's YOU that makes me feel pretty and oh so special, Method...
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well lets be honest....Method and all the pills
oh and cursing other peoples family members
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How can you have a handsomefest and not invite this guy? http://members.fortunecity.com/rvijan/images/index.jpg
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Be careful with that...they usually pick it up and throw it back. Like Kramer.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This doesn't matter.
It's YOU that makes me feel pretty and oh so special, Method...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Electro is going to be displayed in a cage and everyone will be welcome to throw bananas and/or feces at him.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhh, Orgasmatron. He likes men and writes poetry, unfortunately, so we can't invite him.
And as for phuzzy, there is such a thing as being TOO handsome, you know. Coupled with his accent, and it's
JUST
NOT
FAIR
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why wasn't Electro invited?
ARE YOU PREJUDICED AGAINST AUTISTS???
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
May I just say in advance
BLAAAAAARFFFF!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so jealous, ladies only ever want me for my mind.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
may as well invite Fat Tony and habeeb whilst your at it
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe that there's already more than enough homos on the invite list...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agree with your list but suggest forethewin and phuzzygish attend. Oh and Orgasmatron.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I swing by just to punch kaelic in the mouth a couple of times?
I'll leave right after that...I have a date with two hot broads who haven't met me yet.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To: uberhandsomeclub.at.gmail.com
From: JayPig
Subject: I want in, oh god I want to be inside you
Have you seen my lovely pubis?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100400
look at me, im kooky, let me come!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cindy you have large breasts, you may come as our sideshow entertainment and crush beer cans with your boobs.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, Ted was great ... I'll never forget the words he spoke to me, "Never be without a comb, because you never know who may be looking." Those were good times ... and who could forget the incident with the cordless drill and that one hot girl who came wearing nothing but body paint and an albino python wrapped around her chest? That was crazy!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wonder how long it will take for this to get on most heated.
p.s.- you are the handsomest!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I was a man, and handsome, and American, and mental, so I could come.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone once did a funny stand up comedy routine about Ted McGinley being some kind of sit-com jinx, that everything he'd ever been on went right down the shitter after he was added to the cast.
can't recall who it was but IT WAS FUNNY.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no appropriate comment.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaah I like this Quint guy, he follows me around everywhere and makes mom jokes. It's refreshing!
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet this club has less members than "Ubersiters who have had their tongue in Method's Mom's ass"
(And for the record, Ted McGinley was way better as Stan Gable than he was as Jefferson Darcy. Alpha Betas rule!)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im handsome like robert redford.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I just realized how much my ex looks like Ted McGinley.
I'm confused and frightened, hold me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyway, enough about us. This is about us! """
hahahahahahahhaah
sigh
being handsome is just so...easy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like shaved beavers
and trimmed otters
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I DONT PARTICULARLY LIKE BEAVERS ANYWAY, OR OTTERS FOR THAT MATTER
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not a problem, Method.
I'm hosting "UberBeaveFest '07" at my house.
YOU'RE not invited to that one, either.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you the one that mentioned 'Handsome Boy Modeling CLub' on music post i did way way back?
i have this one song on my iPod that comes up now and then
"HOLY CALAMITY SCREAM INSANITY!!"
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I could make it, but I'll be attending the Amazingly Attractive, Successful, and Intelligent Gods Bearing Keen Wit and Giant Man-Meat Convention 2007 at that time.
Sorry.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does handsome hair count?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Shlongy, you didn't make the cut = (
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jumped the shark.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought I was the special guest...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds more like UberMOFest, if you ask me.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i figured kaelic to be busy menstruating during that time period