SPT - Here goes nothing (947 hits)
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Submitted by Fey (View user info) at 2007-10-04 17:58:40 EDT
Her name is Nemi Montoya. She is (as far as I'm aware) only available in Swedish and Norwegian. I took it upon myself to introduce her to you.
The author is Lise Myhre, and some links can be found here http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/52/61/17/nemiframe.html
Her website is currently unavailable.
Yes, I write like a tard in Paint, with an unhappy touch-pad mouse on my laptop.
User Reviews
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 15:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this seriously going to be your last post?
Kinda lame.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112632#2575533
of course we're both retarded. we're on uber aren't we?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
without rules we have anarchy
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sorry fey, but we can't play favourites in this exciting new time of revolution.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
without rules we have anarchy
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-10-06 18:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN COLESLAW, LAZIEST CUNT ON UBER:
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:02:53 BST (#)
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English Nemi: http://www.metro.co.uk/nemi
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Good one HBTS, I laughed.
It's just that, I like to have other people do things for me sometimes.
You've made me feel like I have an internet butler, so thanks for the link.
I'll be sure to give you extra in your Christmas bonus.
ATTN FEY, Re: http://ubersite.com/m/112153#2547374
Hope you didn't really think I was being "hurtful". I don't know you on here well enough to know whether you were joking too.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-06 00:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno why, but these made me giggle. Kinda reminds me of the Devil's Panties.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN COLESLAW, LAZIEST CUNT ON UBER:
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:02:53 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
English Nemi: http://www.metro.co.uk/nemi
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are a number of Nemi webcomic clones but they are all truly risible garbage.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They have Nemi in Britain. She's in the free Metro paper every day.
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Is that version online anywhere?
Either way, I thought it translated. And I'd like to see more, as long as it's not an MSPainted version by someone with Parkinson's.
You know that Paint has a TEXT tool right?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-05 08:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hello, my name is Nemi Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-05 05:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:21:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:18:08 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They have Nemi in Britain. She's in the free Metro paper every day
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And I adore her.
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It made me want to claw out my own eyes so I didnt have to read its awful "jokes" each day.
For this they got rid of the Judge Dredd strips? Fucks sake.
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That's a damn good point. At least in Scotland the Letters page is pretty funny.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-05 05:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:18:08 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They have Nemi in Britain. She's in the free Metro paper every day
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And I adore her.
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It made me want to claw out my own eyes so I didnt have to read its awful "jokes" each day.
For this they got rid of the Judge Dredd strips? Fucks sake.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 02:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They have Nemi in Britain. She's in the free Metro paper every day
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And I adore her.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-04 21:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-04 20:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For doing something new.
and
God natt.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-04 20:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wanna be an airborne ranger
I wanna live a life of danger
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Very, very old Army Airborne running cadence.
Wish I could forget it, in fact.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is that a reference to, CJ?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...An' if my reserve should fail me, too
Look out Below, I'm commin' thru...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
English Nemi: http://www.metro.co.uk/nemi
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crazed lawn dart below
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck blankets.
Imma need a couple a IV bags with a saline/glucose mixture...
ugh.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chaos is TheUniter!!!!
Someone put that guy in the recovery position and throw a blanket over him.
*gets bucket ready
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*drooldrooldrool*
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*unconciousness*
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THUD.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was obvious you were thinking about it. The lovely curved bottom... the tight brown sphincter... fuck the ass.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STOP READING MY THOUGHTS BALLARE!!!
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Sheesh, I even had my ETS tinfoil hat on an' everything...
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was some pretty awesome nothing.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the ass.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the Anass.
Submitted by anass (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you are SOBER.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell are you sorry for?!?
I'm entertained.
Just because this post ain't freakin' Keats and you managed to spark some hits earlier doesn't mean you should hide in the dank cave you laughingly call a country for the next week or so.
Jebus, this place has enough baseline rules without random jackasses making up new ones.
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Um, you do realize that I'm going to categorically deny this review once I've sobered up a bit, right?
kthnxgbye...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ooooh.. don't apologize.
enjoy the heat, don't give excuses.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, so you think I counted on more than a hundred reviews from ghola? I wasn't even sure it'd stay on the front page. And I was kinda hoping this would knock it off Most Heated, I didn't know it didn't work like that.
Anyway, I'm not gonna camp. I'm gonna go sleep, I've got toooooooo much to do, and that is why I do things like this. It's better than raiding my grandpa's stash of semi-automatic weapons and killing everyone at my school.
Night, people.
And sorry.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you know, if you'd done this yesterday and that today you could have claimed APW and SPT... but aren't they all just excuses to post?
eh - I'm not sure I get all the humor.
what is your real name, anyhow?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck the Uniter!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck the Uniter!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, Crystle, but I did it on Wednesday. And this one actually is an attempt at content, I just suck at Paint.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you see, I'd already ruined it, hadn't I? With the freaky-ass unintentional hitwhore post of yesterday.
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<mutters> Unintentional, my ass.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:16:27 EDT (#)
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Well, you see, I'd already ruined it, hadn't I? With the freaky-ass unintentional hitwhore post of yesterday.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FEY GETS WHAT SHE WANTS 'CAUSE SHE EARNED IT!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
didn't you already do a SP this week?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
took me three times
'course so does everything
Submitted by anass (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my favorite part is when she grabs her cartoon titties! YEA! (plus fuckin 2)
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm a SEriouz Writers, Thanx Youz2"
LIES.
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Okay, I know you don't want me camping on your post, but it's happening anyway.
Just stop fighting and it'll be over soon.
(rubs bridge of nose)
This is *such* a new personal low...
Submitted by anass (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I figure you need this good +2 rating... Why else does this post exist?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is, after all, a serious writers' forum.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The last of the smaller coloured ones says;
"I thought she'd laugh!"
"Waking up with an effigy of David Hasselhoff? You should flee."
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah your disclaimer
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit, it's worse than I thought.
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Yup, but I laughed at what I could read.
Also, +2 goth chica.
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Fuck, I'm toasted...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
REMARKABLY STUPID - WELCOEM TO UBERSITE!!!!11111!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work, Duncan. I did not get it one bit, mind.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They have Nemi in Britain. She's in the free Metro paper every day. I'm not sure about other ones.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM CONFUSED!
..........and sexy
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit, it's worse than I thought.