I just realized I've been here for three years (1445 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2007-10-03 21:45:21 EDT
and I've discovered that the more things change, the more they stay the same.
Cheers to everyone, and for those of you who have been waiting for an update, Hayden Michael is due on November 7th, and yesterday i made Tia move furniture whilst 9 months prego.
:)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-17 23:41:07 EDT (#)
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i registered two weeks after you. this is how i felt about my three-year, too.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:38:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-05 16:21:51 EDT (#)
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turns out she wasn't knocked up fo' reals. fo' reals being prior to the bottom of the stairs.
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"Uuuhhh... yeah... I'm gonna need some nerf stairs, too."
robot chicken
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:50:49 EDT (#)
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I just realized that the director of the CIA is named Michael Hayden.
Im not sure what that means.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-05 16:43:40 EDT (#)
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I've been here 4 years.
What the hell is wrong with me? I've just looked at my own used info, and somehow I got this idea in my head that I had been writing wonderful and fantastic short stories for four years, and I have just realized that in all that time, I've only posted 70 messages and most of them are CRAP.
I have used 4.8% of my brain here as far as I can tell.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-05 16:23:07 EDT (#)
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plz leave that pH drama off my post, I never really liked pH anyhow. It was like the art department at a football school, and ubersite was the QB.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-05 16:21:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:21:05 EDT (#)
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Does your wife know you've knocked up some other bird? Or did the whole divorce thing blow over? If so, are the Meep-Meeps still alive? Also, has your drive improved since the last time we smashed a couple at the driving range in slip-slops?
Questions, questions.
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turns out she wasn't knocked up fo' reals. fo' reals being prior to the bottom of the stairs.
divorce blew over thankfully. turns out I'm a lucky to have what I have, counting my blessings and all that.
all meeps are still dead; however, I did save a couple of dachshunds from being run over on a busy street last night. It made me feel better about the whole thing.
I actually figured out how to hit the ball every single time I swing the club now, and can hit it straight for about 250 yards about 70% of the time. Still working on it, I really am crap at golf (122 the last time I played. good thing I've only been serious about it for about the last 6 months or I'd feel really badly about it.)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-05 16:17:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-04 06:29:29 EDT (#)
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What's your user number? Have i been here three years too? Will it ruin your marriage if i have a threesome with you and your wife?
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12309
yes
no
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-04 20:37:04 EDT (#)
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it's fortunate that we are not only here, but also elsewhere
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:56:42 EDT (#)
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I'm pushing four years here. And Bob-ette is due around Christmastime.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:54:52 EDT (#)
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Fuck the Uniter.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:54:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:58:00 EDT (#)
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yeah, I'm right behind you, dude.
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HAHAHA I thought you were a catcher, Jonny.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:58:00 EDT (#)
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yeah, I'm right behind you, dude.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:00:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:52:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:37:05 EDT (#)
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here here!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:21:05 EDT (#)
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Does your wife know you've knocked up some other bird? Or did the whole divorce thing blow over? If so, are the Meep-Meeps still alive? Also, has your drive improved since the last time we smashed a couple at the driving range in slip-slops?
Questions, questions.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:20:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:34:20 EDT (#)
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Watch out, Shlongy likes 3 year olds. And you're the right gender.
HEY, LOOK! KING FAGOUCHE MUST BE OUT OF JAIL...OR AT LEAST HE FINALLY PAID HIS GAS AND ELECTRIC BILL!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:10:20 EDT (#)
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Sigh, another list I didn't make it onto below...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:54:32 EDT (#)
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PS - I love you Rad. Congratulations on knocking up your wife.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:54:00 EDT (#)
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It's three years for me this month too. Maybe I'll do a "guess-who" post of all the Uber people I've met/hooked up with.... Nah.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:34:20 EDT (#)
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Watch out, Shlongy likes 3 year olds. And you're the right gender.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:28:51 EDT (#)
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I want an epidural.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:16:02 EDT (#)
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Yes they are. But the period BEFORE the epi is when he needs to watch his back.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:11:12 EDT (#)
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HA! lies.
You haven't been around, really, for the last year! Post pics, ASAP.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-10-04 11:54:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 09:09:49 EDT (#)
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Best gird your loins now. During labor, she WILL attempt to yank your sack off like a take-a-number at the DMV.
I know this because I have drawn blood from hundreds of laboring women over the years.
The one thing they have in common is the absolute murderous rage they have (at the height of pain) for the sods who impregnated them.
Maybe wifey will be the 1% who won't, but just in case, you know.
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Emasculating my husband was the LAST thing I was thinking about while in labor. Epidurals are a beautiful thing.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-04 11:07:24 EDT (#)
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congrats yo...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-04 09:22:33 EDT (#)
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don't listen to her brian. In the labour ward you will watch football and eat the red salmon sandwiches she doesn't care for because she's too busy breathe-breathe-breathing. It's mildly annoying but you will have the remote - volume is on the greater-than arrow.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-04 09:19:15 EDT (#)
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How's your wife and my kid?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 09:09:49 EDT (#)
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Best gird your loins now. During labor, she WILL attempt to yank your sack off like a take-a-number at the DMV.
I know this because I have drawn blood from hundreds of laboring women over the years.
The one thing they have in common is the absolute murderous rage they have (at the height of pain) for the sods who impregnated them.
Maybe wifey will be the 1% who won't, but just in case, you know.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 09:05:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-10-04 08:45:28 EDT (#)
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If she's 9 months preg now and not due 'till Nov 7th that means.... 10 MONTH GESTATION?!!?
Are you a man that can't count or have some sort of horse or elephant dna floating in your system?
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*dies*
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-10-04 08:45:28 EDT (#)
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If she's 9 months preg now and not due 'till Nov 7th that means.... 10 MONTH GESTATION?!!?
Are you a man that can't count or have some sort of horse or elephant dna floating in your system?
Either way... THAT POOR WOMAN.
By the way it is said that intercourse can help to bring on labor. I don't know if it really works but it was great fun trying to find out. And an excellent way to pass the time.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-04 07:57:32 EDT (#)
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From: the nice folks at ubersite <thenicefolksatubersite.at.bort-bort.com>
To: D_R <D_R.at.bestwriterever.com>
Subject: Re: Dear bart, hadley is going to break the internet - again, what are you going to do about it.
Date: Wed, 4 Oct 2007 7:48:51 +1000
Dear d_r, minus 2 bomb his ass and call him faggity anne. We'll ban you again, and then you won't need to worry anymore. btw, you are a tattle tale - dipshit.
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good one hadley
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-04 07:50:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-04 01:57:31 EDT (#)
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What this thick Cunt above doesn't seem to quite grasp, is that WHAT HE DID drove everyone away, that HE was the reason that the site ended up with "60 hits & 2 posts a week." The site was strong and popular right up until this bloody Twat Stain decided HE didn't like the way things were on the pH. Poor ickle Hadley felt like his lady was being harrassed - because, as we all know, HADLEY HAS NEVER HARRASSED ANYBODY ON THE INTERNET!
So you go ahead, you worthless piece of shit... you post your final message on pH. You show EVERYBODY what a big, strong man you are. You work that E-cock of yours hard, showing how you can bang on a keyboard. You're such a fucking loser...
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whiney dipshit, didnt you even read what gascs wrote in his comment, that he previously approved hadley's actions?
good god why am I talking about this.
any way....hi rad...get the fuck out
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-04 07:40:37 EDT (#)
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By the way k-k, I'll tell you what really happened on pulseHEAD one of these days and it just might change your mind about a few things...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-04 07:39:52 EDT (#)
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hadley stop breaking the internet
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-04 07:37:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-04 01:57:31 EDT (#)
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What is the sound of one man crying?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-04 07:30:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-04 07:12:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-04 01:57:31 EDT (#)
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You're such a fucking loser...
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You are calling someone a loser because he rated posts badly and you blame him for missing your prescious site.
I hope you don't fail to see the irony here.
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myyyyyyyyyyy prescious. my - prescioussssss. my prescious spelling. nasty bespectacled human. give it backs.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-04 07:12:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-04 01:57:31 EDT (#)
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You're such a fucking loser...
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You are calling someone a loser because he rated posts badly and you blame him for missing your prescious site.
I hope you don't fail to see the irony here.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-04 06:29:29 EDT (#)
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What's your user number? Have i been here three years too? Will it ruin your marriage if i have a threesome with you and your wife?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:51:08 EDT (#)
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Hmm... Didn't know you were 'younger' than me, Rad. Only about month, though.
Then again, I don't post a fraction of what you do, and I'm probably here a tenth of the time you spend around here, so that statistic is best left unknown.
Submitted by candyfloss01 (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:42:34 EDT (#)
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ur a slut..! now do me..
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:30:02 EDT (#)
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DAMNIT!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:29:50 EDT (#)
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Dumbass above
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 04:43:00 EDT (#)
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So your lady should be shifing heavy furniture at 9months being pregnant is a piece of cake. Don't be fooled otherwise!
I like how KK begins his insults with capital letters - "Twat Stain" - however, I would recommend using capitals for the entire insult for maximum effect.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-10-04 03:42:21 EDT (#)
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Remember Rad..... I'm fucking wee.... but I'll 100010111010010101000111 anyone for you dude.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 02:17:42 EDT (#)
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3 days before your child is due, I will have been here 4 years.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-04 02:05:11 EDT (#)
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One "E-cock" shut your shit down?
Whoa dude!, talk about a true Man-O-War!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-04 01:57:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-03 23:49:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-10-03 21:52:55 EDT (#)
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Hadley -2ed all of someone's posts on pulsehead (actually, -5ed I guess) and Gascs got mad and closed it down...at least that's the impression I've gotten.
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60 hits and 2 posts a week shut it down. I just stirred things up and left. Four months later it vanished, but that whiny asshat antius is still finding ways to blame me. Maybe gascs was right and I was the driving force on that site at the end....
But thanks for reminding me that I need to work on a post to put up so that I get the final one in before it is shut down for good.
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What this thick Cunt above doesn't seem to quite grasp, is that WHAT HE DID drove everyone away, that HE was the reason that the site ended up with "60 hits & 2 posts a week." The site was strong and popular right up until this bloody Twat Stain decided HE didn't like the way things were on the pH. Poor ickle Hadley felt like his lady was being harrassed - because, as we all know, HADLEY HAS NEVER HARRASSED ANYBODY ON THE INTERNET!
So you go ahead, you worthless piece of shit... you post your final message on pH. You show EVERYBODY what a big, strong man you are. You work that E-cock of yours hard, showing how you can bang on a keyboard. You're such a fucking loser...
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-10-04 01:43:42 EDT (#)
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sweet mdl name
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-04 01:43:37 EDT (#)
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Cunt below
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-03 23:50:42 EDT (#)
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But thanks for reminding me that I need to work on a post to put up so that I get the final one in before it is shut down for good.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-03 23:49:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-10-03 21:52:55 EDT (#)
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Hadley -2ed all of someone's posts on pulsehead (actually, -5ed I guess) and Gascs got mad and closed it down...at least that's the impression I've gotten.
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60 hits and 2 posts a week shut it down. I just stirred things up and left. Four months later it vanished, but that whiny asshat antius is still finding ways to blame me. Maybe gascs was right and I was the driving force on that site at the end....
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-03 22:35:51 EDT (#)
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sorry tia you know I love you. wtf were you doing letting rad get you pregnant? wasn't it gross?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-03 22:34:49 EDT (#)
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Make her mow the lawn.
and clean the gutters.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-03 22:04:28 EDT (#)
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i sort of thought you were entity that had always been. like god or mike tyson.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-03 21:53:32 EDT (#)
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Gabbly died essentially when the makers of gabbly updated it, added advertizing, and edited the way it works a little. It's no longer as efficient from a tprograming standpoint. That, and it was down for a long period of time, which caused people to stop getting on. It works now, but since the assumption is that nobody's there, which means there's no point logging into an empty room.
I'm on right now, just like I am whenever I'm on uber.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-10-03 21:52:55 EDT (#)
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Hadley -2ed all of someone's posts on pulsehead (actually, -5ed I guess) and Gascs got mad and closed it down...at least that's the impression I've gotten.
Congratulations, looks like I've been looking on Ubersite almost 3 years...time flies when you're bored at work.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-10-03 21:52:36 EDT (#)
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pulseHEAD's dead, Zed.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112069
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-03 21:50:16 EDT (#)
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It's wonderful, it's magical. Oh boy, here it comes. Another mouth.
-- Homer Simpson
And Maggie Makes Three
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-03 21:49:50 EDT (#)
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what happened to pulsehead?
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-10-03 21:48:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-03 21:46:13 EDT (#)
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oh, I was wondering: when did gabbly die?
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I heard it caught a wicked case of pulseHEAD a while back. After that, it's only a matter of time.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-10-03 21:47:06 EDT (#)
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Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.
-- Homer Simpson
The Call of the Simpsons
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-03 21:46:13 EDT (#)
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oh, I was wondering: when did gabbly die?