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All Your Wheelbarrow Are Belong To Haiku (Camwhore) (394 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: 0.5 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Haiku Mikoo (View user info) at 2007-09-27 14:50:12 EDT


http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-red-wheelbarrow/


My Blue Balls

a lot of pain
inside

my blue ball
sack

swelled with sperm
semen

stuck to pale
member.

I'm in ur magazine, stealing ur face.jpg (79 kB)

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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My hair is one inch long right now, and so is my beard.

I grow it out, cut it all off, repeat.

There's no effort like zero effort.

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Get a haircut you hippie!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:54:32 EDT (#)
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yes, but you didn't label it SPT.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:51:32 EDT (#)
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It's Thursday...isn't it?


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