Another On of S.I. Co. Semen/Inion_De_Trua's Totally Bad Ass Competitions, Kama Sutra Edition (912 hits)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (View user info) at 2007-09-24 09:58:11 EDT
Actually, noonie had absolutely nothing to do with this but the sheer mentioning of uber cunt around here is enough to get the non boner wetting population of you to come out and play.
That being said, I found this really fucking cool website in which you get to create new sexual positions by using some web based software. You can control body movement, body position, head movement, thigh movement, shin movement, arm movement, and speed. The fun parts is that you can go beyond the scope of human motion and range. This means that you can create some contortionist positions that wouldn't normally be possible.
Here are the rules:
1. I win.
2. You lose.
3. Go to the website below and either submit your entry via screen shots on a separate post or save it on the website (follow directions) and then link it here.
4. If you have an uber cunt and would like to have a possibility of winning and having me lose, send unshaven evidence to sicosemen.at.gmail.com
http://www.roygbiv.co.uk/instant_kama_sutra/
Below is my edition, aptly titled "High Five, Ass Dive."
Enjoy...
User Reviews
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-25 17:22:57 EDT (#)
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No, I am not talking to YOU, Poster.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-25 17:22:29 EDT (#)
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"Dear heart"?
Submitted by Marina (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:32:10 EDT (#)
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he's much different, dear heart. please cease making any connection between this subhuman and the rest of the uber populace. it does us all a great dis-service.
he has a diseased micro-cock, a damaged brain, and a sense of humour comparable to that of an autistic ghetto dwelling monkey.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-25 10:42:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:51:08 EDT (#)
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Apollo, I'd prefer it you didn't use my name, thanks. Of course, I'm sure that you read below and were intentionally a prick because you classless humans on here do that sort of thing for your jollies.
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"were intentionally a prick because you classless humans on here do that sort of thing for your jollies"?
"because you classless humans on here do that sort of thing for your jollies"?
"you classless humans on here"?
"YOU classless humans on here"??
"YOU CLASSLESS HUMANS ON HERE"???
HOW ARE YOU DIFFERENT??
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-09-25 09:09:46 EDT (#)
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I, Andrew, think there are far too many Simons in the world for you to get worked up about it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:25:30 EDT (#)
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don't try and use words you don't understand 'tard boy, it just makes you look even more stupid if indeed that is possible.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-25 06:11:39 EDT (#)
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Regardless of my word choice, Jamie, at the end of the day you felt threatened by an anonymous internet user proving that your self worth is uber deep. I can see why you follow me around and review 4+ times, using my first name, enlisting alters, and "personally attacking" me.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:38:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:04:17 EDT (#)
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Hhahahaha, I'd love to be in your song, CT, but only as S.I. Co. Semen. Please don't use my first name here any more either. I'm asking nicely because you are one of the uberers whom I don't mind and actually enjoy on this site. Yes, I know it's pasted all over the place but the less that occurs the better.
Thanks.
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SIMON SIMON SIMON SIMON SIMON!!!!!!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:42:06 EDT (#)
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you know 'vindicates me' means 'proves i'm right' don't you?
No of course you don't, you're a retard Simon.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:14:21 EDT (#)
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Jamie, calling me delusional vindicates you even more.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:57:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:26:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:27:41 CDT (#)
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Wow, Jamie, can't get off my nuts still, huh? Must rehash the past in order to feel as though you Keogh'd me, eh? How bout the reposting of that because "I threatened your uber cred?" You remember that, Jamie, you know where you felt so pissed off that you personally attacked me and then admitted to it? Must be hard sweating someone from the internet so hard, Jamie. Continue to use my name is that makes you feel any better but for someone to get worked up from the internet shows how big tool you are.
what the fuck are you talking about you delusional child? You are a strange boy.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:09:09 EDT (#)
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If Ubersite shut down would it be enough to drive you to kill yourself?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:14:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:14:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:27:41 EDT (#)
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Wow, Jamie, can't get off my nuts still, huh? Must rehash the past in order to feel as though you Keogh'd me, eh? How bout the reposting of that because "I threatened your uber cred?" You remember that, Jamie, you know where you felt so pissed off that you personally attacked me and then admitted to it? Must be hard sweating someone from the internet so hard, Jamie. Continue to use my name is that makes you feel any better but for someone to get worked up from the internet shows how big tool you are.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:12:39 EDT (#)
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Well i'm pretty sure Lauren Hanley doesn't count you amongst the classy guys eh Simon?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:51:08 EDT (#)
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Apollo, I'd prefer it you didn't use my name, thanks. Of course, I'm sure that you read below and were intentionally a prick because you classless humans on here do that sort of thing for your jollies.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:49:53 EDT (#)
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oh simon, you are quite the idiot.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:44:57 EDT (#)
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Apollo above http://stuff.ubersite.com/1190022701257832640/1/Uh%20Oh!.jpg
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:16:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:04:17 EDT (#)
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Hhahahaha, I'd love to be in your song, CT, but only as S.I. Co. Semen. Please don't use my first name here any more either. I'm asking nicely because you are one of the uberers whom I don't mind and actually enjoy on this site. Yes, I know it's pasted all over the place but the less that occurs the better.
Thanks.
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No prob, bro. I aim to please...you know the rest.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:04:17 EDT (#)
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Hhahahaha, I'd love to be in your song, CT, but only as S.I. Co. Semen. Please don't use my first name here any more either. I'm asking nicely because you are one of the uberers whom I don't mind and actually enjoy on this site. Yes, I know it's pasted all over the place but the less that occurs the better.
Thanks.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:01:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:55:51 EDT (#)
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I get my own ideas, but I'm shooting in the dark over here. Luckily for me, I paint the bullseye around where I hit. You might like the next one. Then again, you might take it personally and get all bitchy. Who knows?
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And THAT is Uber in a nutshell. You should have Bart put that on the site header somewhere.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:55:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:25:31 EDT (#)
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Nope, steaker. I vowed not to write or spend more than 15 minutes on post until bart unbans me. I love how everyone falls back on the "you're internet posturing" claim. That has quickly become the new cliche when you get bitched, I suppose. You could, however, just man up and actually do some of things you accuse me of not doing such as write (something that we WANT to read), review, or anything else.
In the mean time:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48671#885468
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Nobody has ever told me what they wanted to read.
I DO write, read, and review.
I get my own ideas, but I'm shooting in the dark over here. Luckily for me, I paint the bullseye around where I hit. You might like the next one. Then again, you might take it personally and get all bitchy. Who knows?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:44:21 EDT (#)
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I'll even make it up to you and do an Uber-song about ya. :)
HELL, I'LL EVEN REFERENCE SIMON IN IT IF HE WANTS
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:42:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:54:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:13:40 EDT (#)
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Tell inion I took a message for her on the phone the other day. Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal.
I didn't even know she liked beer.
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dick.
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Well I was GONNA use the joke on Mr. Semen, but decided that since we've all seen his peenar, I couldn't really use him as a "female" subject. Sorry katy. :(
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:15:10 EDT (#)
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keys to the joke (you make me sad by the way, just re-read it it's not that hard): gynacology pap smear
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:03:02 EDT (#)
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I dont even understand the joke below :)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:54:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:13:40 EDT (#)
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Tell inion I took a message for her on the phone the other day. Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal.
I didn't even know she liked beer.
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dick.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:38:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-03-03 01:15:43 EST (#)
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So someone that has lost over 70 pounds is called Tubby?
Fuck you.
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-05 05:53:31 EST (#)
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Well, we use to have a dog... we got her when she was a pup and I was 7-8 yrs old or so..... we had her for about 8 years then on a new years eve, the fireworks spooked her and she escaped the yard and was hit by a car, killed instantly. It was just... sad and shocking. She was a good dog.
We did get another dog after some time, but she ran away and not seen again.
I haven't had any pets since.
(And I perfer not to have pet squrriels.....not really.....)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-04 20:47:08 EST (#)
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We plan on going up there and spreading moth balls around. I read somewhere that squrriels hate that shit.... plus, we covered the hole with a piece of wood... but I think they are scratching at the wood thats covering the hole now.....damnit!
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2003-09-15 23:04:25 EDT (#)
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err, hmm maybe I need to be more clear... Saying "Rape Her" doesn't help me. Exactly what should happen.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:35:05 EDT (#)
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"you could be likeable if you weren't such a dipshit"
Find that and other such classics in "Raising a Failed Abortion" by Momma Semen
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:34:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:17:32 EST (#)
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No, I speak Clear English. Its the staff they hire that can't understand a fuckin word you say.
And yes, that character at the end is from Megaman. I played the entire megaman classic series from the old nes days on my computer. It was fun, but some of it was hard as hell.
And I don't understand why some people of uber just don't like me. My guess is that they haven't had a bowel movement yet.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:33:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-05-13 22:54:11 EDT (#)
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Correct. It is a chess set.
Actually... Glass chess and checkers set that I got today from a helper of mine in school. ;)
Trust me, its big and totally kicks ass.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:27:07 EDT (#)
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You know what...fuck that. This contest has now became a "Find The Best 'Electro' Gem."
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:25:31 EDT (#)
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Nope, steaker. I vowed not to write or spend more than 15 minutes on post until bart unbans me. I love how everyone falls back on the "you're internet posturing" claim. That has quickly become the new cliche when you get bitched, I suppose. You could, however, just man up and actually do some of things you accuse me of not doing such as write (something that we WANT to read), review, or anything else.
In the mean time:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48671#885468
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:24:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-23 07:29:48 EDT (#)
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A, -2,
I sunk your battleship.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:24:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:09:45 EDT (#)
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skrap, I can't either. Want to join in the fun?
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Pass. Thanks, though. I already regularly use all the six positions I can achieve without injuring my old decrepit self.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:13:40 EDT (#)
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Tell inion I took a message for her on the phone the other day. Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal.
I didn't even know she liked beer.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't you used to write things?
I could have sworn you used to actually write things before you started posturing and estimating cock sizes. Then you were banned. Then you came back.
You even entertained me with mean spirited reviews, but you even stopped that.
What happened? Did you start to take the internet seriously?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:09:45 EDT (#)
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skrap, I can't either. Want to join in the fun?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:07:03 EDT (#)
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plop
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:05:12 EDT (#)
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I can think of nothing more apropos for you than creating new sexual positions using software.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:03:57 EDT (#)
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steak, I thought by now you would have found a way to climb off my dick but apparently you can't. Good luck with your future endeavors...
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG THXZ FO DA LINK!