Helllooo my pretties (camwhore) (1799 hits)
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Submitted by JamOwilly (View user info) at 2007-09-21 08:47:02 EDT
This really should be a SPT post but alas I missed the boat. In all honesty I am just parading a few photos of my massive arms. The photos themselves were taken at work by moi and I am worried that my forearms are getting bigger, is this possible? Could there be a logical reason for your massive, striated hand muscles inflating as you get older?
Anyway.
I recently found out that I rule the universe.
I go lifting say 4/5 times a week doing between 40 and 50 sets, 40 sets would take me say oh... I don't know about 120 minutes?! That's fucking impressive.
On Tuesday the gym was split into three sections for hardcore lifters like me and the rest of the gym for the retards who couldn't bench press a q-tip (like Method and HBTS). As usual I was scanning the gym for any lovely ladies when I saw my arms and realized I was in good company anyway.
My penis can touch my shoulder. That whole cock in a sock thing was an exercise in artful illusion.....
Well hey there's nothing wrong with bulging appendages and huge biceps............is there?
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-04 04:07:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-03 11:44:00 PDT (#)
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You very consistently make me smile.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-30 20:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do your ass next.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-30 18:58:02 EDT (#)
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Whoever uberboarded this is a jealous pussy whose ass I could kick in ANY competition of manly endeavor.
My arms are fucking epic.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-30 18:02:25 EDT (#)
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This is the kind of title that only a more fun poster could use. Jade, Manic, Ghola, Stevie, TTOM, Julie, and I could all get away with it.
You, however, would need a title like "Fuck you, I'm awesome."
I might use that one now that I think about it. I AM awesome, and more people need to know.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-30 14:32:10 EDT (#)
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you really are a humourless prick aren't you?
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-09-30 14:16:37 EDT (#)
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To bad your whack off arm's physical display is overshadowed by that lardsack of a gut I can see in the bottom right.
Good try though chunkster. Keep taking those hydroxy cuts though, might help.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-09-30 12:32:46 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT!!! YOU GO TO THE GYM!!!!! THATS SO INCREDIBLE!!! I MEAN, ITS NOT LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU EVER WORK OUT!!!!
GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-30 09:12:23 EDT (#)
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I was actually embarrassed to read this. +2 for the comments unleashed for your armwhore.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-09-30 08:59:11 EDT (#)
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Fuck OFF, Oathmeal
Submitted by slimshady (user info) at 2007-09-30 08:27:34 EDT (#)
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Dude I'm 13 and have bigger arms than you.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-30 07:47:37 EDT (#)
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hey is this oatsey? you fucjken rool oatsey
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-09-30 01:42:25 EDT (#)
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Great, now that you have some confidence you can finally approach a girl and get rid of that virginity of yours.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-30 00:19:52 EDT (#)
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It's like I tripped and fell into a big pit of douche and gay reading this
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-29 22:58:33 EDT (#)
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"When I'm at work, I like to go into the bathroom and take pictures of my muscles."
You suck a lot of cock, don't you?
Submitted by Marina (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:28:51 EDT (#)
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what a flabby pile of shit.
i'm 100% certain that any of the uber retards could inflict a severe beating on you with no trouble whatsoever. and that includes axolotl, anansie, sacrilicious, shlongy and everyone in between.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:03:18 EDT (#)
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As usual I was scanning the gym for any lovely ladies when I saw my arms and realized I was in good company anyway.
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True true true.
The only "ladies" you ever get are your arms (and hands at that), aren't they?
Other than the lovely Madam Sock...
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:27:47 EDT (#)
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But what's your face look like, buddy?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-23 22:59:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:03:28 EDT (#)
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You guys are all dorks.
"OOooo my arms are bigger than yours."
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Wanna make out?"
"....."
"....."
"Yes."
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The sole reason I am even reviewing this is too say that I approve of the above comment.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-22 14:46:18 EDT (#)
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Oh, get over yourself. Like you're the only guy in the world that lifts. You aren't even that big yet, dork. You should cut, you have no definition at all.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-09-21 22:53:48 EDT (#)
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My dick has bigger girth than that chicken bone fer fuck sakes!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-21 18:14:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:03:28 EDT (#)
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You guys are all dorks.
"OOooo my arms are bigger than yours."
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Wanna make out?"
"....."
"....."
"Yes."
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LOL, hey Anansie let's make out
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:49:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 08:55:47 EDT (#)
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I've seen bigger arms on stick figures.
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Kate Moss could take you, ZING
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:39:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:52:48 PDT (#)
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From beating dicks like rugs I suppose.
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See? Everybody gives you -2s but this guy - you really should move in with him
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:07:47 EDT (#)
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i'm guessing it's just because of the way you took the picture but it looks like there's a big tub of belly protruding into the lower right corner of that picture. and maybe a little man booby above that. oh and.....
i've seen bigger arms on 12 year old belemic girls
or something.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:19:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:07:56 EDT (#)
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faggot.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:07:39 EDT (#)
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http://ubersite.com/m/95611
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LOL.... tiny penos
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:52:48 EDT (#)
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From beating dicks like rugs I suppose.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:34:31 EDT (#)
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yer puffy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:32:53 EDT (#)
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I've seen bigger arms on this guy:
http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/05/19/international/20camb.jpg
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:05:21 EDT (#)
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BINGO WINGS!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:03:28 EDT (#)
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You guys are all dorks.
"OOooo my arms are bigger than yours."
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Wanna make out?"
"....."
"....."
"Yes."
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:58:18 EDT (#)
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Ok. You have arms with muscles and a bit of flab. So what?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:23:51 EDT (#)
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usually guys who go to the gym too much and brag about it are trying to over compensate for their tiny penis, erectile dysfunction, or for the fact that they're a 2 pump chump. how's big are the tires on your monster truck?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:05:41 EDT (#)
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I've seen bigger arms on snakes and earthworms.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:56:32 EDT (#)
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uh oh
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:52:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:49:25 EDT (#)
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may i ask why you pretty much copied my post? Just wondering i mean im no einstien more of a picasso.
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For no other reason than because I want to be just like you.
:o)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:51:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:45:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:43:35 EDT (#)
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I've seen bigger arms on starving children in Ethiopia.
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Your preferred variety of porn is truly disturbing, Shlongy.
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HA!!! **runs**
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:49:25 EDT (#)
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may i ask why you pretty much copied my post? Just wondering i mean im no einstien more of a picasso.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:45:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:43:35 EDT (#)
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I've seen bigger arms on starving children in Ethiopia.
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Your preferred variety of porn is truly disturbing, Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:43:35 EDT (#)
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I've seen bigger arms on starving children in Ethiopia.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:36:28 EDT (#)
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Pointless
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:35:03 EDT (#)
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Could there be a logical reason for your massive, striated hand muscles inflating as you get older?
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Yes - you are finger banging chimpanzees to much.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:28:44 EDT (#)
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Well hey there's nothing wrong with bulging appendages and huge biceps............is there?
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not when your into dudes...
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:20:55 EDT (#)
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Hehehe...
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:02:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:01:05 EDT (#)
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I wanna poke the fat hanging off your arm and watch it gently swing back and forth.
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I EAT BECAUSE I HURT AND I HURT BECAUSE I EAT IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:04:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:02:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:01:05 EDT (#)
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I wanna poke the fat hanging off your arm and watch it gently swing back and forth.
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I EAT BECAUSE I HURT AND I HURT BECAUSE I EAT IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:01:05 EDT (#)
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I wanna poke the fat hanging off your arm and watch it gently swing back and forth.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:49:27 EDT (#)
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Jealousy below.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:48:24 EDT (#)
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Waste of life.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:38:28 EDT (#)
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I don't know about 120 minutes?! That's fucking impressive.
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erm... no its not you fucking wanker.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:26:55 EDT (#)
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Well hey there's nothing wrong with bulging appendages and huge biceps............is there?
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But there is something wrong with shrinking testicles.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:26:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:10:49 EDT (#)
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haha that's pretty funny, my arms are actually more muscular than yours
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Funniest thing I've read all day.
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:23:19 EDT (#)
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Silly, silly SAD BINGO BASTARD!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:11:09 EDT (#)
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As usual I was scanning the gym for any lovely ladies when I saw my arms and realized I was in good company anyway.
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Dead give away
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:10:49 EDT (#)
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haha that's pretty funny, my arms are actually more muscular than yours, let's arm wrestle, I bet you I could win and gloat on the internet for several days there after, and it would hurt your feelings
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:06:21 EDT (#)
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A waddle? Do you mean bingo wings?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-21 08:59:00 EDT (#)
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Looks like you've got a bit of a waddle there.
Been slacking off a bit, have we?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 08:55:47 EDT (#)
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I've seen bigger arms on stick figures.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 08:55:20 EDT (#)
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hey this is my post, kinda, I guess it is a good format huh.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-21 08:51:54 EDT (#)
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retards who couldn't bench press a q-tip (like Method and HBTS).
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True.