If we act now, we may be able to prevent 50 cent from ever making rap music again. (1138 hits)
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Submitted by Kaelic <falloutdreams.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-09-11 10:46:28 EDT
50 cent is the biggest poser pussy ever. All of his music sucks. He's the exact same gangster clone that was out a few years ago. Tired, uninspired lyrics with tired, uninspired beats and some rumor he got shot nine times when he was a drug dealer. He probably was shot by a BB gun. He's a dumbass, and I don't give him any props or respect for thinking he's something special for switching from the over-glorified, violent profession of drug dealer to the over-glorified, violent world of gangster rap music. Big deal, 50, you can suck a fat dick.
So here is our chance to get rid of him: He said that if Kanye West's record outsells his record the first week, he will stop rapping.
Kanye West, while still somewhat of a spoiled crybaby bitch, is at least something of a good rapper. He's like the black eminem. So I say we all go out and buy his record and prevent 50 cent from ever making another shitty song again. He's lose all of his cred if he gets outsold and then tries to pretend like it didn't happen. And I mean, really, wouldn't it be worth it to get that dirty piece of shit out of the fray?
WHITE PEOPLE OF UBER UNITE FOR THE GREATER GOOD
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:30:55 EDT (#)
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"Dumb it Down" by Lupe Fiasco.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-12 01:17:38 EDT (#)
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Asshole.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-12 00:55:57 EDT (#)
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How about ignoring the whole fucking lot of those talentless, deadshit niggers who think their "Music" is revolutionary.
I hope they all get their asses fired...
Out of a cannon....
Into the sun...
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 22:30:43 EDT (#)
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There, now that's a real He man's e-mail address.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:54:57 EDT (#)
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+2 first paragraph
-2 everything else.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:48:34 EDT (#)
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wont happen - after the Britney thing, those 2 have joined forces
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:21:44 EDT (#)
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quality post.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:01:42 EDT (#)
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"you are gay and have no experience with women at all."
You just upped your rating by making me laugh. A lot. Out loud.
Thanks for that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:38:00 EDT (#)
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Wait just a second.
falloutdreams@gmail?
Christ, and I thought 'scarletranger.at.whatever.gheymenz' was a fagtastic email address.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:23:59 EDT (#)
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gah
I hate 50 cent
I hate this post more
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:46:58 EDT (#)
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I really am one self-loating fool, you have me pegged there.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:32:31 EDT (#)
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you are what Uber needs. A user with a violent, acidic response to every single post, and a bitter compendium of self-loating and hatred. Truly, the perfect user.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:25:17 EDT (#)
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Thank god I could prevent a dumbass like you from agreeing with me, Fartman. That would have been cataclysmic to my policy of "never having morons on my side".
Also, if you don't like that song "Golddigger", you are gay and have no experience with women at all.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:01:18 EDT (#)
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For a moment, I thought I was going to have to agree with you. Then you brought up that no-talent
Kanye West. Wow, that was close!
Now I can just leave my -2 and go on my way.
Oh, and STFU too.
Thanks.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:49:08 EDT (#)
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No one gives a fuck what shitty hole you live on at the golf course, Shlongy, you twat. Go back to licking the crusty semen stains out of the sock you beat off in last night and threatening to "knock my teeth down my throat" with your raging 10" arms of fury.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:46:29 EDT (#)
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I agree with this post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:36:31 EDT (#)
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Unfortunately, I really DO live on the golf course...tenth hole, Eagle's Pointe CC....Okatie, SC...The best lot on the whole course.
BUT YOU CAN STILL GIVE UP YOUR PASSWORD AND LEAVE, dickless.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:25:38 EDT (#)
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...and Michael Franti and Spearhead
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:20:12 EDT (#)
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Lambchop fails.
Eminem is/was a lyrical savant. That man did more for hip hop than either of these two overrated dumbasses put together.
Mind you, Eminem FOUND 50 cent.
MF Doom, J5, Jin, Aesop Rock, etc. will ALL give him respect because he did change the game entirely, for the better.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:20:04 EDT (#)
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Atmosphere
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:14:35 EDT (#)
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-2 for implying that eminem is a decent rapper
if you want good hiphop look up MF Doom, Jedi Mind Tricks, Jurassic 5, and Danger Mouse
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:11:16 EDT (#)
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Probably. I'm notoriously easy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:09:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:52:42 EDT (#)
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I kid, I kid. 50 Cent sucks the balls, but you're an all right kid.
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you would fuck kaelic i'm sure
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:59:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:58:58 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110710
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:17:46 EDT (#)
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adenotome..
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:15:25 EDT (#)
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"Kanye West, while still somewhat of a spoiled crybaby bitch, is at least something of a good rapper"
Are you on crack? He is not a good rapper by any means.
1. Who buys albums these days?
2. Even if I didn't download an album and decided to buy one, why in the fuck would it be Kanye's bullshit?
3. If you make it onto most heated, will you stop posting?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:09:12 EDT (#)
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I'd pay to see a 50 Cent/Kaelic fistfight.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:01:11 EDT (#)
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$1000 would ensure I never post again. I'll give anyone my username and password for 1K. If you really hate me that much, it's a small price to pay, especially for someone as supposedly rich as Shlongy, who just needs to man up and admit he doesn't live on the golf course, he just works there part time during the summer.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:52:42 EDT (#)
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LOL "black eminem"
How much money would it take to get you to stop posting for good? Hmm?
I kid, I kid. 50 Cent sucks the balls, but you're an all right kid.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:40:44 EDT (#)
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i hate rape music
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:35:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:29:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:31:18 BST (#)
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I'll never give any of those retards a cent of my money.
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:29:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:31:18 BST (#)
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I'll never give any of those retards a cent of my money.
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:08:51 EDT (#)
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You mean ... rappers don't even really feud anymore?
oh noes ... my life, my perceptions of reality, all shattered.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:06:50 EDT (#)
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"So here is our chance to get rid of him: He said that if Kanye West's record outsells his record the first week, he will stop rapping. "
thats brilliant marketing.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:57:33 EDT (#)
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Not sure if this was already said in the reviews, but their whole "feud" was fabricated for publicity. Way to buy into it.
Nice email address, btw. Huge improvement from Scarlet Ranger.......
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:51:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:14:49 EDT (#)
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Um...isn't 'black eminem' a contradiction in terms?
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is this a joke?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:48:50 EDT (#)
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Go style and straighten your frizzy hair, Matt, you fucking wiener.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:48:17 EDT (#)
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How big is your purse, Fagouche?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:43:17 EDT (#)
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I don't recall you ever being this much of a whiny little cuntface. Shut up, run back into your closet and bitch-slap your stomper for a while. You'll feel better. Trust me.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:34:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:31:18 EDT (#)
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I'll never give any of those retards a cent of my money.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:29:46 EDT (#)
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this post is shit, but 50 cent is a fake gangster. Game done slain thhat pussio, feel me gangster? lol.
No seriously, G-G-G-G-G-G G-U-NOT!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:29:39 EDT (#)
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One of the local morning shows here in Denver mentioned last month that a video or song from the hlaf-dollar guy was leaked, and he is alreayd blaming people for the leak and not properly promoting his album...which means he will be back.
Submitted by bigdicrick (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:26:14 EDT (#)
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You are so gay that the Kanye West looks straight compared to you.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:24:42 EDT (#)
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I don't give a fuck what you're currently listening to, or whether your mood is indifferent, or whatever, don't bother me with that shit, I don't care.
Also, Empath, suck a dick. Calling somebody a whiner is a sure fire way to prove you're actually a whiney faggot projecting.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:17:59 EDT (#)
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i like all kinds of music. stfu.
here's what i'm listening to right now: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ozmBA88Q0EA
only histrionic americans care about labelling things.
"i like this metal song"
"OMG! YOU'RE SUCH A METAL HEAD...GO WEAR TORN JEANS, LOSER!"
"this salad is good"
"OMFG, YOU'RE SUCH A VEGAN! GET A SHOWER HIPPIE!"
"i love the color blue"
"FUCKING POSEUR! BLUE IS SO DUMB!"
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:14:49 EDT (#)
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Um...isn't 'black eminem' a contradiction in terms?
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:14:38 EDT (#)
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You whine like an 6 year old autistic girl with a skinned knee.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:12:54 EDT (#)
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"No one is scared until they eating their lunch out of a blender, shithead."
No one be scared til they be eating they lunch out of a blender, wut?
Shut the fuck up, Shlongy. Please, just shut your tired, gaping cock holster. No one is intimidated by you. In fact, everyone thinks you're either completely harmless or an enormous dipshit. You're already the harmless old man and you're what, 45? That's sad. Maybe stop taking your aerobics kick boxing classes and, I dunno, lift some weights or something.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:09:41 EDT (#)
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Caul, you sell out. You want me to fedex you some FUBU outfits to start sporting around, you wigger?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:09:07 EDT (#)
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That's the beauty of it.
No one is scared until they eating their lunch out of a blender, shithead.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:07:57 EDT (#)
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Hahaha. You and your threatening to knock my teeth out. Shlongy, haven't you learned by now the futility of your interweb threats? Everyone on here knows a nine year old girl could pin you in a submission hold and have big salty tears streaming down your gaunt, shrivelled face. You aren't scaring anyone.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:07:37 EDT (#)
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i find his music not so bad and i hate hip hop
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:04:49 EDT (#)
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I came out of the closet just this morning!
True, it's a 30' x 5' walk-in closet, located off the master bathroom, and when I emerged, I was sporting some navy blue, pleated and cuffed dork pants and stunning red "Verizon Heritage" golf shirt that Mrs. Shlongy picked out for me to wear today, but by the letter of the law YOU HAVE TO QUIT POSTING!
See you around, Shitheel. As long as you stay clear of me, you have maybe a 50/50 chance of keeping your own teeth until you're 30 years old.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:01:19 EDT (#)
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Here is the deal, Shlongy, and I am dead serious on this one.
Come out of the closet. Admit you are a penis craving homo hellbent in guzzling some semen from a stranger Senator Craig style. Admit that you are a tiny little man similar to "Reducto" on Harvey Birdman. Admit that your life is completely pointless, Rancid was never a good band, and you spend all your time being admired by other faggots posing as alters on a website. Then kill yourself.
If you do that, I promise to never, ever post again. Deal?
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:01:03 EDT (#)
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50 is harmless.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:00:25 EDT (#)
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Face Boverd,Boverd Face,Face Boverd,
NOT BOVERD!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:56:38 EDT (#)
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Yeah we don't need these new pretenders I still have my NWA albums, now they were 'True' Gangsta.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:55:45 EDT (#)
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This IS great news.
Now, what kind of deal do we have to make to stop you from ever posting again?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:54:23 EDT (#)
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I don't really give a fuck what these African American music artists will or won't do. If you're successful, Kenya Baboo, or whatever the fuck the other ones name was, should cut you in on a percentage of his sales.
This post was crap, but I'm in a +2 mood today.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:53:51 EDT (#)
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ahem..
Fiddy
not
50
Fiddy.
ya feel me?
Word.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:51:26 EDT (#)
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I have concluded it is physically impossible for me to care less about 50Cent, Kanye West, rap music, or this post than I do right now.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:51:14 EDT (#)
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That was, without a doubt, one of my better insults.
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:50:39 EDT (#)
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n1gz0r below.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:48:26 EDT (#)
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Go back to sticking bleach soaked pipe cleaners in the piss holes of your hilariously small penis you fucking faggot.