GPF: I Wish This Was 3 Seconds Longer (957 hits)
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Submitted by Let Him FREE! (View user info) at 2007-08-24 10:49:49 EDT
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-26 18:39:44 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-26 07:08:31 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-26 06:36:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-25 13:15:01 EDT (#)
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LOLz
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-25 03:52:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-25 02:44:37 EDT (#)
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ha ha
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-08-25 00:11:36 EDT (#)
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id send the video to the beds manufaturer and get a settlement for the bar that gave way
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-24 15:49:51 EDT (#)
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Bahahahahahaha!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-24 15:24:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-24 13:15:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-24 12:02:48 EDT (#)
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2 people died as a direct result.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-24 12:00:42 EDT (#)
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ha
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-24 11:54:32 EDT (#)
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The one on the left pushed the other one, didn't she? Serves her right that she went ass over head then.
Submitted by KazuSpeed (user info) at 2007-08-24 11:36:55 EDT (#)
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fatties
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-24 11:31:19 EDT (#)
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noice
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-24 11:13:40 EDT (#)
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AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-24 11:10:31 EDT (#)
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers.
What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely, Bill Clinton
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-08-24 11:08:50 EDT (#)
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It's things like this that make it impossible for me to respect women.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 11:01:19 EDT (#)
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Me, too.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-24 10:52:55 EDT (#)
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