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A 9 minute video of a lion attacking a man. SFW but horrifying (2073 hits)

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Rating: 0.64 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2007-08-05 16:33:30 EDT


This is NOT a Rick Astley or Ahsley video. "Never gonna give you up!" Yes they are funny, but this is real.

I like to think I am a tough person, tougher then most anyway. This video had me crying. I've seen people die but this had me spooked for 20 minutes. It's nine minutes of hell.

Personally they are all pussies because nobody went in there to help. Oh, I'm a pussy also. No way I'd go in.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-SHYoyUaSL0

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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 02:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Animals don't deserve to be killed for being animals. A bear kills a human, they should NOT go track down the bear and kill it for revenge. That's some pussy ass bullshit.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-14 02:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84557

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-08 17:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's one of those "you know the risks, but hey, it won't happen to me" situations we all face - such as driving a car. You assume risks with everything, and when I see someone who risked and lost, I still feel for them.

If you have no sympathy for the victims of everyday life, how can you expect sympathy when the tables are turned on you?
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You and I both know that there's a world of difference between driving to work in the morning and jamming your head in a motherfucking lion's mouth. It's the difference between a calculated risk with a foreseeable benefit and idiotic thrillseeking. It's also the difference between putting your life on the line, and needlessly risking the life of an endangered species that wanted no part of your bullshit to begin with for absolutely no reason. I have no sympathy for this asshat for the same reason I have sympathy for that Steve Irwin wannabe who got eaten by bears. Both insisted on playing in a dangerous animal's domain, both paid the price, and both got animals they were supposed to be 'advocating' taken down with them.

You wanna feel sympathy for the guy? Go ahead. It's not going to pay for his meds, and it won't do jack shit for the scars on his back. Personally, I don't think they left him in there long enough to learn his lesson.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's one of those "you know the risks, but hey, it won't happen to me" situations we all face - such as driving a car. You assume risks with everything, and when I see someone who risked and lost, I still feel for them.

If you have no sympathy for the victims of everyday life, how can you expect sympathy when the tables are turned on you?

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-06 12:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I used to work in an animal shelter, Womp. Got bitten on a regular basis, and once got my arm torn open by a doberman I had to restrain during a vaccination. I never once reported it, let alone expected any kind of retribution. As far as I'm concerned, if this carnie worked with animals that were both larger and faster than he was, he should have known the risks. If he was genuinely stupid enough that he didn't, then he was probably better off out of the gene pool.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-06 12:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The "it's their own fult" type of people are usually the ones who cry for mercy the loudest when they're on the recieving end of bad karma. Watch your backs, heartless assholes.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 11:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what's the ttile of the video...it's blocked...i want an alternative

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-06 11:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh, it's a circus. Circuses are for paederasts, retarded children, and old people who like clowns. No sense in shooting an endangered species because one stupid fuck was dumb enough to get his shoulder stuck in its jaws. We should also throw in the guy's wife and kids, just so the dumb fucks don't go on welfare.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-06 09:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jeasus!



Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-06 08:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Son of a BITCH. They shoulda shot the FUCK outta that lion sooner! Oy. Then they try to interview everyone in the midst of the whole thing, "Sir, your flesh has been torn open by a lion. How do you feel?"

Hmmm... Should I be concerned that this video didn't cause any physical reaction in me? If the thing had spilled his bowels or something I bet I'd hurl a bit in my mouth.

Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2007-08-06 07:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Congrats. This video is the first thing in a long time to make me sick to my stomach.

Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-08-06 05:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-08-06 01:29:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Michael Moore lover 2 below

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Oddly enough, I hate the twat.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-08-06 01:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

To quote Chris Rock -
The whole world's going crazy, man. Siegfried and Roy, the tiger bit the man in the head, and everybody's mad at the tiger. Talk about the tiger went crazy. That tiger didn't go crazy, that tiger went tiger!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-05 22:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this has made me sick, and given me a queer urge for burger king.....

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-05 22:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i wanna kick your assand then eat it.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-08-05 21:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

And they should've shot that lion in the face while it was up close to the bars, not just sit there absently poking it with a stick.

They can invent 500 unique ways to kill a human, but I guess they're at a loss when it's time to save one.




Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-08-05 21:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1149506970/Amateur_Photographer_Becomes_Lions_Food

This one is worse. This guy was being a fucking idiot, though. These lions are wild.



Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-08-05 20:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Michael Moore lover 2 below


Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-05 20:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's fucking awesome.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-05 20:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Unfathomable ignorance below.

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-08-05 19:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool vid. Now there's one less suicide bombimg, AK-47 shooting, kill all da jews jihadist in the world.

The US Army needs to get some of these lions and cut em loose

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-08-05 19:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rick Rolled!

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-05 17:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Like a car crash - I just couldn't look away

I felt bad for the lion at the end, though

Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-08-05 17:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fair enough on the shooting front, but why not just take the cunts head off with a shotgun as soon as it started to attack? Put one right about against the head of the beast and death would be a piece of piss.

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-08-05 17:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you watch the video, you'll see that the lion was shot four times. After the first shot the lion hunkered down and bit harder. After the second shot the lion tried to take it's prey away and didn't let go. I don't think that it would have let go without killing it.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-05 16:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

worst thing iv seen in ages. Horrible. Id have thrown chairs at the lion though. A horde of people would make it retreat

Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-08-05 16:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nah, got a bit bored after it bit the guy in the neck.

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-05 16:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Um... they did shoot it. Four times. Didn't you watch all of it?

Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-08-05 16:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fucking hell. Should have shot it.


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