Fuck you Uber (4022 hits)
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Submitted by Adam™ (View user info) at 2007-07-31 11:50:27 EDT
Fuck you Uber
What the fuck is up with you lately?
It's like you've got a terminal case of vaginitis, and it's killing me to see perfectly good hate turned into fucking rainbows and circle jerks.
I don't need to name you.
You know who you are with your stupid fucking IM window open, chatting with these other fucking losers while you make your 300th comment on their post about their favorite bread to eat with chicken noodle soup on Thursdays in July.
You're all interested in providing "constructive criticism" and "making e-friends".
Fuck that.
What ever happened to enjoying the simpler things in life, like crushing someone's self-esteem, or picking on their insecurities enough that they have a good e-cry and threaten to leave the site for good.
It's gotten to a point where I can read a post and not find one goddamn comment about the posters mother, the size of their e-cock, or how little money they make in respect to the commenter.
Even Shlongy has gone soft.
No more are the days when he'd tell a new uberer that he'd like to use their tonsils to scratch that itch on the bottom of his ballsack. No, now it's some rated G fucking reference to boobs if he's feeling especially risqué.
I'm fucking sick of it.
And I'm gonnna do something about it.
Many of you have been stupid enough to post your personal information on this site, and in the grand tradition of uber I'm now going to threaten you with grave bodily harm over the internets. Watch the fuck out, it might only be a series of tubes, but for you it could quite possible be a series of tubes OF DOOM!.
Seriously though, I'm going to make a cross country trip already so I figured I might as well be productive.
So here are the rules.
Anyone who doesn't straigten the fuck up and start diminishing some people's goddamn self esteem (START HERE YOU YELLOW FUCKING CUNT) is going to experience the pain in the pictures below.
And now, because I'm quite sure most of you cockmonglers won't get the gist without copius examples, I'll start this bitch off right.
MVA
Bart: You're a gangly looking fuck that makes retarded faces, your posts suck more dick than Shlongy's wife at a whitesnake concert.
FTW: You cheated in a MS paint contest, and fooled the internets. Congratualtions, now please go fuck yourself with a chainsaw.
JMG414141: You're a Jew. Way to remind me of Hitler's failure. Come on over and we'll bake something together.
Razor: Another Joo. Can anyone say conspiracy. You make me ashamed to be a UMD alumni. I hope your sporty little minivan flips over onto your testicles. We need containment of your genetic material STAT
McGinny: I'm pretty sure you died already. That makes me smile.
Loki: OMG so does anyone wanna read a 10 paragraph story about my stapler? NEWS FLASH you're obviously a lesbian, we all know it.
Moving the fuck on...
O-tron - Dot head poetry fag
Ghola - Resident poetry fag-hag
Shlongy - Great argument for requisite geriatric euthanasia
Kaos king - You're not Steven King, I get more scared reading a fucking stop sign. More entertained too.
Brdn_Nkd - I'm pretty sure your Canadian, and that's enough to make me want to carve your heart out with a spoon. Twit.
S.I. Co. Semen - Likes to have sex with ugly women and then thinks that we all give a fuck. Aww ain't it cute. Please die of AIDS, k thx by.
Fat Tony - dkjjvj sdjsd jdjdl iieiee ieieeie (I just punched the keyboard a few times pretending it was your scrotum. Regardless of the fact that you're fat ass hasn't probably seen it since The Beatles came out.
Adam™ - In an incestual relationship with your sister, and you have a faggy smile. Go make me another unfunny Photoshop post.
Sacrilicious - So much e-cock in her mouth she needs to changer her handle to Mumbleicious.
Caulaincourt - French. Canadian. Does it get any worse?
Etc.......
Catch you in the reviews fags.
User Reviews
Submitted by Rhaven (user info) at 2007-08-05 07:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hehehe you have no effect.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-04 07:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Around the house, I never lift a finger
As a husband and father I'm sub-par
I'd rather drink a beer
than win Father of the Year
I'm happy with things the way they are
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-08-03 06:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you i'm nice.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-08-01 19:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HOW BOUT THEM RED SOX, FAG
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-08-01 14:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You must have written this with a true fit of rage because there are some typos. Though, I laughed at the Shlongy euthanasia comment. And what's with the skin slices? Don't you know it's Shark Week on the Discovery channel? Nobody's gonna be shocked by that crap.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-08-01 10:02:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-01 08:48:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:02:05 EDT (#)
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Using frolick and toodles together should earn you a permaban from living.
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Permaban??? PERMABAN?!?
So you admit to using prepackaged web design software like WordPress for your kiddie antics? Whatsa matter? Can't code teh PHP and CSS?
YOU FAIL AT LIFE
And BTW, I was just johsing ya to get you riled up. Some of the replies from you and indo were just great. Me love you long time. ^_^
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Now i've got the 2live crew song stuck in my head
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-08-01 10:01:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-01 00:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off
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i'm going to savor this forever.
thanks bart-bart!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-08-01 09:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know a guy who worked doors who was hacked with a stanley knife from his shoulder blade to the opposite hip.
That top left picture is exactly the same style of wound.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-01 08:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hate is for faggots.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-01 08:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
snip*
Using frolick and toodles together should earn you a permaban from living.
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Permaban??? PERMABAN?!?
So you admit to using prepackaged web design software like WordPress for your kiddie antics? Whatsa matter? Can't code teh PHP and CSS?
YOU FAIL AT LIFE
And BTW, I was just johsing ya to get you riled up. Some of the replies from you and indo were just great. Me love you long time. ^_^
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-01 03:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I spend ten minutes trying to think of the perfect put down and failed.
I can't BE mean.
I don't DO mean.
I'll work on it.
*wanders off*
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-01 00:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 23:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-31 19:52:15 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
His name is Robert Paulsen
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-31 22:52:15 EDT (#)
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His name is Robert Paulsen
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-07-31 22:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-07-31 22:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I never make any of these lists anymore.
Meh, who gives a fuck.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-31 21:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pure hate. Exactly what I like to see.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-07-31 21:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what exactly do you think I spend my time on here doing?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-31 21:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL at all the people who thought you were serious.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-07-31 19:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us
from the animals. Except the weasel.
-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-31 19:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
How the fuck were you conceived? Some derelict came on his open - toed shoes and kicked yer mama in the cunt-or did he jizz on a garbage bin and let the flies do the rest.You whining, fall down fuck in the arse! Now go put some air in the wheels of yer house and fuck off. But don't come to Canada,one of you asshole yankees up here is plenty enough already!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-07-31 19:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
U GO TO HELL U NANCY BOY
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 17:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN:
This post is now officially closed
kindly fuck off.
thx.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 17:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 17:12:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:36:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:25:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Love it. What could cause someone to get SO upset over a website?
Face it slick - yer a loser just like the rest of us nerds, just far grumpier and significantly less likable.
I am obviously much happier than you will ever be online or off. I bet that bugs you, huh?
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Well I am obviously much happier and successful in real life than you because I totally just said this in a demeaning manner.
"Still wanna talk shit" - McBain
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Damn you and your condescension!
"I just farted." - Berg
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 17:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:14:30 PDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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You're just pissed cause I robbed your apartment and you secretly love nigra music.
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Hahahahaha, damn my dyslexia. I read that as:
You're just pissed cause I robbed your apartment and you secretly love viagra... and anal
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 17:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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You're just pissed cause I robbed your apartment and you secretly love nigra music.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 17:12:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:36:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:25:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
snip*
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Love it. What could cause someone to get SO upset over a website?
Face it slick - yer a loser just like the rest of us nerds, just far grumpier and significantly less likable.
I am obviously much happier than you will ever be online or off. I bet that bugs you, huh?
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Well I am obviously much happier and successful in real life than you because I totally just said this in a demeaning manner.
"Still wanna talk shit" - McBain
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 17:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
e-Hate is quite possibly the world's biggest waste of time.
Way to add fuel to the very fire you claim to despise.
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I disagree.
Uber is the world's biggest waste of time.
Also, I love the fire. Learn to read nigger
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-07-31 17:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve of this
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a_little_more_time
I don't know if you read this post correctly... You dumbass (my addition to the fires of hatred)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pass me the SPF 50 motherfuckers this heat is intense.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Could this be the best day of my life?
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Heretic
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice heat
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:25:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HA-HA
You and Caulaincourt need to start reading your own idiot rhetoric. The time you waste around here informing everyone just how pathetic they are... makes you JUST as pathetic.
Congratulations.
You = one giant angry loser.
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Listen you sorry fuck, I don't post my work here looking for praise, like you, because I don't have a dead end job that gives me no praise.
I don't sit around pretending this is some way to start an e-revolution or save mankind because I am too lazy to try and do anything in real life, like you.
I post things that take minutes to make that will hopefully amuse me or others.
So we can call eath other losers all day, but you are the one who takes this site so seriously you have to write a goodbye posts when you can manage to tear yourself away for more than 12 hours.
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Love it. What could cause someone to get SO upset over a website?
Face it slick - yer a loser just like the rest of us nerds, just far grumpier and significantly less likable.
I am obviously much happier than you will ever be online or off. I bet that bugs you, huh?
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
e-Hate is quite possibly the world's biggest waste of time.
Way to add fuel to the very fire you claim to despise.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:25:05 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HA-HA
You and Caulaincourt need to start reading your own idiot rhetoric. The time you waste around here informing everyone just how pathetic they are... makes you JUST as pathetic.
Congratulations.
You = one giant angry loser.
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Listen you sorry fuck, I don't post my work here looking for praise, like you, because I don't have a dead end job that gives me no praise.
I don't sit around pretending this is some way to start an e-revolution or save mankind because I am too lazy to try and do anything in real life, like you.
I post things that take minutes to make that will hopefully amuse me or others.
So we can call eath other losers all day, but you are the one who takes this site so seriously you have to write a goodbye posts when you can manage to tear yourself away for more than 12 hours.
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HA HA, ROOB BERG GOT PWNED WORSE THAN SCHLONGY NYUK NYUK NYUK
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HA-HA
You and Caulaincourt need to start reading your own idiot rhetoric. The time you waste around here informing everyone just how pathetic they are... makes you JUST as pathetic.
Congratulations.
You = one giant angry loser.
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Listen you sorry fuck, I don't post my work here looking for praise, like you, because I don't have a dead end job that gives me no praise.
I don't sit around pretending this is some way to start an e-revolution or save mankind because I am too lazy to try and do anything in real life, like you.
I post things that take minutes to make that will hopefully amuse me or others.
So we can call eath other losers all day, but you are the one who takes this site so seriously you have to write a goodbye posts when you can manage to tear yourself away for more than 12 hours
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I can taste the hate on this.
However, might i suggest a Stalin reference next time?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
look at the retarded 'i know you are but what am i' conversation going on below
this site used to have standards
fucking pathetic
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shut your piehole, bitch.
The adults weren't talking to you
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HA-HA
You and Caulaincourt need to start reading your own idiot rhetoric. The time you waste around here informing everyone just how pathetic they are... makes you JUST as pathetic.
Congratulations.
You = one giant angry loser.
-------------------
Listen you sorry fuck, I don't post my work here looking for praise, like you, because I don't have a dead end job that gives me no praise.
I don't sit around pretending this is some way to start an e-revolution or save mankind because I am too lazy to try and do anything in real life, like you.
I post things that take minutes to make that will hopefully amuse me or others.
So we can call eath other losers all day, but you are the one who takes this site so seriously you have to write a goodbye posts when you can manage to tear yourself away for more than 12 hours.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
look at the retarded 'i know you are but what am i' conversation going on below
this site used to have standards
fucking pathetic
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, and: Your mom.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:50:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I'm far from useless...that's why I don't waste much time around here anymore.
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Wait, so you admit used to be useless. At least that is a step in the right direction.
Now you need to realize you are the same sack of shit who used to constantly post his stupid fucking art and ignorant babbling on here.
Once you do that maybe you can work on not being such a sorry sack of shit you miserable pasty cunt.
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HA-HA
You and Caulaincourt need to start reading your own idiot rhetoric. The time you waste around here informing everyone just how pathetic they are... makes you JUST as pathetic.
Congratulations.
You = one giant angry loser.
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Doesn't you pointing out their patheticness make you equally pathetic?
OMFG Pathetic blackhole!
Eat your heart out Mr. Hawkins
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OH OH
Your chirpy commenting about my pointing out the general patheticology of this entire exchange, in turn, elevates your own level of pathetic.
Besides, I am well aware how pathetic this entire distraction of a site is. I just happen to find it enjoyable (and rather habitual) so I stick around. Some folks just haven't quite embraced how silly EVERYone is around here - and I like poking them with a stick from time to time.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:10:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Useless crap from other users removed*
Doesn't you pointing out their patheticness make you equally pathetic?
OMFG Pathetic blackhole!
Eat your heart out Mr. Hawkins
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Hahahahaha.
Seriously Bart Bart, can't you add in an option to ignore user reviews, so I can just ignore all this shit except the stuff I really give a crap aboot.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nigger .
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Nah, it's be nice to fucking re-re's day over here.* Also I hate da bears so much I tried to refrain talking about the huge amounts of puss filled cocks they suck.
Have a nice day.
fusion-fusion-fusion
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Oh so the Bears are kinda like yer Guatamalen ancestors u sob filled sack of feminism
Also wtf ddid u type between the *'s?
Is that guatamalean for "man im lucky how did i score such a hot wife"?
I hope all of yer kin die on an aeroplane
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:50:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I'm far from useless...that's why I don't waste much time around here anymore.
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Wait, so you admit used to be useless. At least that is a step in the right direction.
Now you need to realize you are the same sack of shit who used to constantly post his stupid fucking art and ignorant babbling on here.
Once you do that maybe you can work on not being such a sorry sack of shit you miserable pasty cunt.
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HA-HA
You and Caulaincourt need to start reading your own idiot rhetoric. The time you waste around here informing everyone just how pathetic they are... makes you JUST as pathetic.
Congratulations.
You = one giant angry loser.
==============
Doesn't you pointing out their patheticness make you equally pathetic?
OMFG Pathetic blackhole!
Eat your heart out Mr. Hawkins
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO I WAS SPARED
KICKASS
GHO BEARS WOO!!!
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Nah, it's be nice to fucking re-re's day over here. Also I hate da bears so much I tried to refrain talking about the huge amounts of puss filled cocks they suck.
Have a nice day.
fusion-fusion-fusion
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I'm far from useless...that's why I don't waste much time around here anymore.
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Wait, so you admit used to be useless. At least that is a step in the right direction.
Now you need to realize you are the same sack of shit who used to constantly post his stupid fucking art and ignorant babbling on here.
Once you do that maybe you can work on not being such a sorry sack of shit you miserable pasty cunt.
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HA-HA
You and Caulaincourt need to start reading your own idiot rhetoric. The time you waste around here informing everyone just how pathetic they are... makes you JUST as pathetic.
Congratulations.
You = one giant angry loser.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:03:18 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is Shlongy now a verb, a noun AND an adjective?
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don't forget douchebag!
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Don't forget adverb and tautology
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO I WAS SPARED
KICKASS
GHO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Maestro (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God damn you moaning fucking people. It's just a fucking website. Let this shit devolve as it's devolving, stop trying to make a difference, you cock. It won't work. Nobody listens to you because you're a combination of 0's and 1's. I can't take someone serious who's comprised of two numbers
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Because you're too dumb to get it I'll spell it out.
This is not an attempt to fix or change anything.
This is to entertain me for the day.
Also, fuck off you pudgy wanker
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is Shlongy now a verb, a noun AND an adjective?
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don't forget douchebag!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why don't you stick one thumb in your bum
and stick the other thumb in your mouth.
that should make you feel better.
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How am I gonna type?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is Shlongy now a verb, a noun AND an adjective?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
snip*
And I'm off to frolick at a work meeting now. Toodles!
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Holy shit.
Could you sound anymore like a cumguzzling ass pirate?
Using frolick and toodles together should earn you a permaban from living.
Submitted by Maestro (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God damn you moaning fucking people. It's just a fucking website. Let this shit devolve as it's devolving, stop trying to make a difference, you cock. It won't work. Nobody listens to you because you're a combination of 0's and 1's. I can't take someone serious who's comprised of two numbers.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:50:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:42:40 EDT (#)
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Oh, I'm far from useless...that's why I don't waste much time around here anymore.
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Wait, so you admit used to be useless. At least that is a step in the right direction.
Now you need to realize you are the same sack of shit who used to constantly post his stupid fucking art and ignorant babbling on here.
Once you do that maybe you can work on not being such a sorry sack of shit you miserable pasty cunt.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:10:14 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Logged in just to minus two this and say...dude...Uber changes like the ebbing and flowing of the ocean. If you don't like it the way it is now, change your perspective...go bury yourself up to your neck in the sand and wait for high tide to roll in.
Or, if you want to be REALLY daring in your "take back Uber" revival, post a camwhore of you fellating a blue-ringed octopus. THAT'LL learn the n00bs!
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Thanks for logging in and contributing nothing. You've confirmed what a useless piece of shit you are.
I bet when you typed that "ebb and flow" line you looked up at your matix poster for a second and contemplated how fucking zen and deep you are.
Here's hoping that you get eaten by a minotaur this afternoon.
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Oh, I'm far from useless...that's why I don't waste much time around here anymore. Real life is much more exhilarating and fulfilling.
Do yourself a favor...keep both fists inside of your mom's ass. It wasn't worth your time or effort to clean the shit off of them in order to type this post, much less the microseconds for the rest of us to read it.
Besides, the picture of said fisting would have been more entertaining, anyways.
And I'm off to frolick at a work meeting now. Toodles!
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why don't you stick one thumb in your bum
and stick the other thumb in your mouth.
that should make you feel better.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nobody eats chicken soup in July. It's too hot for chicken soup in July unless you happen to be a kiwi then I suppose its ok.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking dooshnozil,
Your weak assed attempt at riling up these e-tards is little moar than a little dibdab on teh shit stain that is the intertubes. Four all the days inwhich there is ham said that there will be salad. Gopher balls.
meep.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:18:27 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just got back from lunch, and while some comments on here were pretty good this one is so fucking lame it needs a new word.
This comment is Shlongy
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In Soviet Russia, Uber fucks you
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:30:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wtf is CRUMPLING? It sounds gay or shlongy
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or?
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
because I'm innocent.... but slightly demented
and most of all because I have vagina...nuff said!!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well this fucking blows...I thought this might turn out fun but adam is made of suck and this post is just a byproduct of that
there was potential but like most things in adam's life it was never realized so he'll likely end the day carving little MJ symbols into his dainty little faggot arms while Mazzzy Star plays Fade Into YOu in the back ground and his man-wife flogs him with her/his/its 12" monster cock.
good job, failure
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:20:36 EDT (#)
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or 5 or 6 down.
Fuck Adam you threw off my count.
dick
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:19:37 EDT (#)
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AHEM..indoninja.
4 down.
thanks.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:19:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:15:42 EDT (#)
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Have you noticed that every post since your has been -2kakked off the front page?
Excellent work.
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ahem.
mwah ha ha ha mwah ha ha ha
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wtf is CRUMPLING? It sounds gay or shlongy
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you noticed that every post since your has been -2kakked off the front page?
Excellent work.
Cocksmoker.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:15:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:06:50 EDT (#)
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ITS BECAUSE EVERYONE IS AFEARED OF A CRUMPLING
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Speak for yourself. My nuts have dropped, and I'm a billionairre ninja-viking.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:08:54 EDT (#)
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I was implying that no one has posted anything new except for the two posts that were instantly -2 off the front page.
someone entertain me, damn it! I'm going to have to start working if this keeps up.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:07:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:54:10 EDT (#)
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Is everyone going to camp here all day and suck Adam's hate-cock?
congrats on bringing the site to a dead stop.
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Well you could do two things about it.
a.) post something so awesome that everyone flocks away from here and rates it 2,000,000 times; crashing uber with it's awesomeness.
b.) You can fag the fuck off
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:06:50 EDT (#)
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ITS BECAUSE EVERYONE IS AFEARED OF A CRUMPLING
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 15:03:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:54:10 EDT (#)
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Is everyone going to camp here all day and suck Adam's hate-cock?
congrats on bringing the site to a dead stop.
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SAVE TEH UBORZ LOLOZ!!!1
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:55:37 EDT (#)
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No the site has been like that for a long time
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:54:10 EDT (#)
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Is everyone going to camp here all day and suck Adam's hate-cock?
congrats on bringing the site to a dead stop.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:52:32 EDT (#)
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Oh snap! A 'your mom' joke. I'm going to need some aloe wif my burn, yo!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:51:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:42:20 EDT (#)
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Anyone want to forward me the memo as to who's alter is mudwhistle?
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your mom
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:42:20 EDT (#)
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Anyone want to forward me the memo as to who's alter is mudwhistle?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:35:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:30:19 EDT (#)
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some fat deli meat gobbling slob i used to know said something to me a while back about the 'hate' on uber...
and he was right.
it was about how everyone goes to such extraordinarily gay lengths to be the wittiest or cruelest or the smartest when a simple 'Your mom' holds so much more than all that posturing nonsense.
So...
Your mom.
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your moms fat and fucks like a wildebeast
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:33:25 EDT (#)
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so's your face
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:32:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:30:19 EDT (#)
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some fat deli meat gobbling slob i used to know said something to me a while back about the 'hate' on uber...
and he was right.
it was about how everyone goes to such extraordinarily gay lengths to be the wittiest or cruelest or the smartest when a simple 'Your mom' holds so much more than all that posturing nonsense.
So...
Your mom.
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Nuh-uh, your mom!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
some fat deli meat gobbling slob i used to know said something to me a while back about the 'hate' on uber...
and he was right.
it was about how everyone goes to such extraordinarily gay lengths to be the wittiest or cruelest or the smartest when a simple 'Your mom' holds so much more than all that posturing nonsense.
So...
Your mom.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:10:14 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Logged in just to minus two this and say...dude...Uber changes like the ebbing and flowing of the ocean. If you don't like it the way it is now, change your perspective...go bury yourself up to your neck in the sand and wait for high tide to roll in.
Or, if you want to be REALLY daring in your "take back Uber" revival, post a camwhore of you fellating a blue-ringed octopus. THAT'LL learn the n00bs!
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Thanks for logging in and contributing nothing. You've confirmed what a useless piece of shit you are.
I bet when you typed that "ebb and flow" line you looked up at your matix poster for a second and contemplated how fucking zen and deep you are.
Here's hoping that you get eaten by a minotaur this afternoon.
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Shamowned!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:15:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:10:14 EDT (#)
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Here's hoping that you get eaten by a minotaur this afternoon.
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rofl
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wow I would have went with griffin, but BA-ZING.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:15:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:10:14 EDT (#)
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Here's hoping that you get eaten by a minotaur this afternoon.
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rofl
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:13:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG I WANT 2 SUX UR X3REEMLEE sm. PENOS!!!!
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OMG ITS RON MEXICO!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG I WANT 2 SUX UR X3REEMLEE sm. PENOS!!!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Logged in just to minus two this and say...dude...Uber changes like the ebbing and flowing of the ocean. If you don't like it the way it is now, change your perspective...go bury yourself up to your neck in the sand and wait for high tide to roll in.
Or, if you want to be REALLY daring in your "take back Uber" revival, post a camwhore of you fellating a blue-ringed octopus. THAT'LL learn the n00bs!
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Thanks for logging in and contributing nothing. You've confirmed what a useless piece of shit you are.
I bet when you typed that "ebb and flow" line you looked up at your matix poster for a second and contemplated how fucking zen and deep you are.
Here's hoping that you get eaten by a minotaur this afternoon.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:07:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are so great! Gonna read your other posts.
Keep up the good work. Live long and prosper my friend.
(I love you)
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Live long and prosper?
Hey spock, how's about you get Kirk's photon torpero outta your ass, and beam yourself aboard the USS FUCK YOU
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ballet slippers? Please. I prefer bare feet.
Bear feet too, come to think. And bear hands.
You don't know me. You don't know me at all.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
>>>Even Shlongy has gone soft.
They have pills for that now.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh right, I'm a hitwhore. Says Mr I-made-it-to-MVA-with-POETRY-as-opposed-to-What's in a name/Uber-based-parody/maximum-hit/linkwhorage.
Your ballet slippers are no match for my docs.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 advanced masturbation techniques.
I wish youd play Hide 'N Go Fuck Yourself
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forgive me if I decided to take a break from the creative process to open my mind up to the world at large and personal matters. I should really be more focused on my craft like you. Tell me, how exactly does one decide which pictures (that one didn't take) make the cut and which ones are left out of the collage - forgive me: presentation? And is there one particular type of datebook one should purchase if they're looking to chronicle other users' birthdays so as to celebrate them with thrown-together haiku and, ooh la la, more pictures?
Don't worry though. I'll be posting again soon. And not about cars or headlines.
I'll be sure to link it on your next gimme-hits-for-celebrating-_____'s-uberversary post!
Provided I don't step on you before then.
FEAR THE TREADS
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read most of the post.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you could always turn your heat to me lishy dear, I haven't been heated in a long time.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Logged in just to minus two this and say...dude...Uber changes like the ebbing and flowing of the ocean. If you don't like it the way it is now, change your perspective...go bury yourself up to your neck in the sand and wait for high tide to roll in.
Or, if you want to be REALLY daring in your "take back Uber" revival, post a camwhore of you fellating a blue-ringed octopus. THAT'LL learn the n00bs!
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are so great! Gonna read your other posts.
Keep up the good work. Live long and prosper my friend.
(I love you)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes, because we all know how much you hate it when I give heat to any post that doesn't belong to you. But since you've only seen fit to blog about your brokedown car or bitch about headlines lately, I have a hard time justifying that.
Can't-be-assed-to-write-poetry-anymore-fag two below.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like bouncing, boing, boing, boing,
Up and down until I get a pain in my groin.
Try to be happy, and when it really counts,
Turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce.
Bouncing down the club with this bird named Dennis,
I said to her in passing I was pretty good tennis,
She looked me up and down and said, "It doesn't need announcing,
Judging by the way your balls are bouncing!"
I like bouncing, boing, boing, boing,
Up and down until I get a pain in my groin.
Try to be happy, and when it really counts,
Turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce.
I get up in the morning and I bounce around the bed,
If my mum comes in to wake me up, I bounce on her instead.
When I'm in the bathroom, I bounce around the bath,
But you wanna try to shit and bounce, that's really quite a laugh!
I like bouncing, boing, boing, boing,
Up and down until I've got a pain in my groin.
Try to be happy, and when it really counts,
Turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:44:58 EDT (#)
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I mean imp.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Great Valerie, how about you review this post again and give it even more heat?
Hey how about we just turn it into a big chat room? Lord knows you love to do that.
STFU Gabilicious.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:38:05 EDT (#)
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Where's Method when you need a good "hung" joke here?
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I know, right? You're going to have to go without the- oh wait, there it is. Poetry fag.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:38:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:06:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:05:28 EDT (#)
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Hmm..but you still think O's Indian and now Brdn's Canadian? That's an odd not-able-to-peg-cultural heritage disorder you have there.
Yeah that's right..How's THAT feel?
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Well I'm gonna call it right now.
Sacrilicious is a hungarian gypsy.
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Where's Method when you need a good "hung" joke here?
Oh right. Dishin' up tzatziki sauce, arm hair and 'gold' bracelets to pedestrians on Broadway.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stagger Lee below
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:35:47 EDT (#)
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Reading this post was like watching flies fuck.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:34:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:28:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:22:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:13:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:07:12 EDT (#)
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+ 2 for heatwhoring. Ohhhh wait wait wait i know this one!!! call out a bunch of uber-ites and then watch the hit counter roll!!!!
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You point out the obvious very well, Flounder. What would we have done without you?
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ummmm sat in silent contemplation of the word sarcasm?
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You wouldn't know sarcasm if I stapled it to my dick and slapped you in the face with it
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they make post-it notes that small? Goddamn, thats one for innovation I guess.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:28:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:22:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:13:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:07:12 EDT (#)
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+ 2 for heatwhoring. Ohhhh wait wait wait i know this one!!! call out a bunch of uber-ites and then watch the hit counter roll!!!!
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You point out the obvious very well, Flounder. What would we have done without you?
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ummmm sat in silent contemplation of the word sarcasm?
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You wouldn't know sarcasm if I stapled it to my dick and slapped you in the face with it
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:22:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:13:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:07:12 EDT (#)
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+ 2 for heatwhoring. Ohhhh wait wait wait i know this one!!! call out a bunch of uber-ites and then watch the hit counter roll!!!!
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You point out the obvious very well, Flounder. What would we have done without you?
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ummmm sat in silent contemplation of the word sarcasm?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:18:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:02:07 EDT (#)
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Awww, what's the matter Priscilla?
Are we dripping today? A lil' bit of red spotting in our big girl panties?
It's all part of growing up into a woman, my dear... don't be embarressed by the leaking.
I know, I know... it stained your frilly white dress. Your FAVORITE dress. It'll be okay.
Maybe you should put your dollies down and take a nap after all...
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I just got back from lunch, and while some comments on here were pretty good this one is so fucking lame it needs a new word.
This comment is Shlongy
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:13:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:07:12 EDT (#)
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+ 2 for heatwhoring. Ohhhh wait wait wait i know this one!!! call out a bunch of uber-ites and then watch the hit counter roll!!!!
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You point out the obvious very well, Flounder. What would we have done without you?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nope, I insist.
Fuck you, whore.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+ 2 for heatwhoring. Ohhhh wait wait wait i know this one!!! call out a bunch of uber-ites and then watch the hit counter roll!!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Adam,
First I'd like to give YOU a hearty FUCK YOU. I am not, nor have I ever been, Canadian. I have lived many places in my life but never there.
Second where do YOU get off posting this mindlessly entertaining drivel? HUH?! Shit, what did YOU ever contribute? a bunch of funny photo shop pictures? Shit, man what you gonna do? If I weren't so fucking lazy I'd look to see just what it is that makes you think you've got something worth puffing your chest out about.
Finally, this post. I've already mentioned that it's mindlessly entertaining drivel. It's well written, your conjecture is ammusing, if wholly wrong, and the pictures are as always kind of fucked. hmm... I meant to dog on this but what can I say.
anyway, why don't you just go outside and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself.
Love, Brdn_Nkd.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awww, what's the matter Priscilla?
Are we dripping today? A lil' bit of red spotting in our big girl panties?
It's all part of growing up into a woman, my dear... don't be embarressed by the leaking.
I know, I know... it stained your frilly white dress. Your FAVORITE dress. It'll be okay.
Maybe you should put your dollies down and take a nap after all...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 13:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jealous of what
your fruit-fantastic ways or your man-wife?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jealous guy below
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hermaphrodite below
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yawn, all this wannabe Adam impersonating hate below is pathetic. Leave it to the master kids.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sharks getting piledriven auto +2
...?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I generally like my bread IN my soup - like French Onion.
I, uh ...
Whoa, wrong post.
*clicks "Back" frantically*
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
steak is not impressed.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooooh 'Licious. That's seriously weak hate, girl. You can do better!
you leprechaun.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-31 09:05:28 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmm..but you still think O's Indian and now Brdn's Canadian? That's an odd not-able-to-peg-cultural heritage disorder you have there.
Yeah that's right..How's THAT feel?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BLOW ME!
What are you trying to get on the most heated list with this shit-fest of a post?
This is the second time you take two perfectly good, ass kicking pictures and pussy them up. First with your Galactus post and then the guy power bombing a shark.
What the fuck is that? lavender?
Queer.
Do you have some need to post in pastels? or is that the only colors your boyfriend lets you use in MS Paint while he dry-holes you?
LOL I WIL TELL UBERZ FUK U THEN THAY WIL ALL HATEZ ON ME LOLROFLCORNCOBPIPEINMYASS.
So I guess you got your wish.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What MS Paint contest are you talking about?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go fuck myself with a chainsaw.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Rubbing Ben-Gay on your scrotette not doing it for you anymore, Inez? You have to resort to this e-tripe to generate enough heat to feel alive, if only for a minute?
Well done, and I hope that you find someone to spray Tinactin on their fists before they rabbit-punch you in the cameltoe - might clear up that nasty infection for you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haggard ftw!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It all tanked when I went away.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmm..but you still think O's Indian and now Brdn's Canadian? That's an odd not-able-to-peg-cultural heritage disorder you have there.
Yeah that's right..How's THAT feel?
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Well I'm gonna call it right now.
Sacrilicious is a hungarian gypsy.
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Oooh oooh ooh, what am I?
Besides an impotent whiney fag I mean.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael Jackson stamp of approval
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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A user that likes rob.
Fags in fucking paradise
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Jealousy afoot. Should have mentioned those images ruined an otherwise good post.
Submitted by casual_sloring_anyone (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will throw your fucking mother up an elephant's asshole with a mouth full of my jizz, just after I douse her in napalm, light her on fire, and shit in her eye sockets. :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO I HAVEN'T, YOU COCK SNIFFING, SISTER FUCKING, JAGOFF.
STOP SPREADING LIES.
You're right about everything else though.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gifted child below.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While like you, this post is completely fucking gay, I agree wholeheartedly.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The increasing vaginitis can be explained by the inordinate amount of douchebaggery going on.
And as any OB/GYN worth their salt will tell you, douching is actually bad for a vagina and can lead to vaginitis, which is an irritation or inflammation of said vagina.
So, increased douchebaggery = increased incidences of Uber-Vaginitis.
Thank You/You're Welcome
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmm..but you still think O's Indian and now Brdn's Canadian? That's an odd not-able-to-peg-cultural heritage disorder you have there.
Yeah that's right..How's THAT feel?
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Well I'm gonna call it right now.
Sacrilicious is a hungarian gypsy.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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A user that likes rob.
Fags in fucking paradise
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmm..but you still think O's Indian and now Brdn's Canadian? That's an odd not-able-to-peg-cultural heritage disorder you have there.
Yeah that's right..How's THAT feel?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aside from all this fucking rabble, I remember when you used to do funny posts, way to mail it faggot.
how's the man-wife
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At least I post. Would you rather I become one of those fags who only post once then walk around witha puffed out e-chest?
Tell you mother to stop calling me
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's with all the e-hatred? Can't we just be friends and IM about the kinds of truffles we like to eat when it rains in early autumn?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
YOO AV OO EAK UT I ANT HEAR YOO IF AHL IS OCK IN I OUF
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i love being right
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 12:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aside from all this fucking rabble, I remember when you used to do funny posts, way to mail it faggot.
how's the man-wife
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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awwww one of the resident butthurt-a-saurus rex's came to visit. Guess he doen't feel like lying about being able to do 1000 pullups in 40 seconds again.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
YOO AV OO EAK UT I ANT HEAR YOO IF AHL IS OCK IN I OUF
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lick my gun, you quarterbag-swallowing fairy.
There, did that help?
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Well at 1.5" I'd imagine it's a quick task. Are you sure you want me to be your first you zit faced virgin?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2007-02-15/music_vibes-1.jpg
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its what I call you're mom when she tongues my fucking asshole, penisjockey
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck is "dot head?"
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It's an indian you neanderthal looking tranny
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe that the change when posts started disappearing after 10 negative reviews is the base of fault here. It was so fun to abuse someone all day and now you can't do it.
That's for starters, I have more to say.
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I'm gonna take a wild guess at why you have that user name. I'm guessing it involves a bit of rimjobbing, a touch of shit slurping, and the joy it brings you. Or is it that you like to suck mud-dick?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck is "dot head?"
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lick my gun, you quarterbag-swallowing fairy.
There, did that help?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-31 11:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe that the change when posts started disappearing after 10 negative reviews is the base of fault here. It was so fun to abuse someone all day and now you can't do it.
That's for starters, I have more to say.