My First Time... (1682 hits)
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Submitted by Adam™ (View user info) at 2007-07-30 15:23:12 EDT
A lot of people talk about how it hurt, how it wasn't how they expected it would be.
I knew exactly what to anticipate, having been warned by friends older and more experienced than me.
I knew there would be a little mental pain.
I knew I would wonder if it was the right thing.
I knew I would wonder if I was old or mature enough.
Overall though, I knew I'd end up satisfied, feeling that I'd experience something new; a platform on which to build my life.
Well, that's just me, I suppose. How did you feel the first time you saw a cute, petite AZN taking a dump on some dude's chest?
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-01 21:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://moid.org/ed/kids-in-the-sandbox.mpg
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thanks. made my day. really. i fucking appreciate it, dude.
-2 for your review.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-08-01 20:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-30 23:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey Adam...look what this guy had to say about u when u were gone: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100456
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My Eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-07-30 22:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stickam raids are the best.
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-07-30 18:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Failed to laugh.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-30 18:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After reading these reviews, I am terrified of that link, and utterly refuse to click on it.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-30 17:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-30 17:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that link was wrong. so very very wrong.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey Adam...look what this guy had to say about u when u were gone: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100456
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"still wanna talk shit?"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Buahauahauahahahahahaa...
That's one funny "comment".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey Adam...look what this guy had to say about u when u were gone: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100456
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-30 20:52:04 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're going to have to tinyurl that one Caul...it has become too well known.
That said, I'm off to watch it now!
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I can say that it's a new link to me. That said, I'm not going to be clicking on it anytime soon.
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You should, it's enlightening.
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i concur. It's the kind of thing that really touches you.
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If by "touching" you mean "makes you think think holy fuck whay would anybody do that to their cock", then yes, you are correct.
*shudder
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-30 20:52:04 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're going to have to tinyurl that one Caul...it has become too well known.
That said, I'm off to watch it now!
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I can say that it's a new link to me. That said, I'm not going to be clicking on it anytime soon.
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You should, it's enlightening.
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i concur. It's the kind of thing that really touches you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-30 20:52:04 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're going to have to tinyurl that one Caul...it has become too well known.
That said, I'm off to watch it now!
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I can say that it's a new link to me. That said, I'm not going to be clicking on it anytime soon.
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You should, it's enlightening.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're going to have to tinyurl that one Caul...it has become too well known.
That said, I'm off to watch it now!
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I can say that it's a new link to me. That said, I'm not going to be clicking on it anytime soon.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're going to have to tinyurl that one Caul...it has become too well known.
That said, I'm off to watch it now!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://moid.org/ed/kids-in-the-sandbox.mpg
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Piss.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 20:33:15 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
EPIC LULZ
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What site can I find THAt on?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EPIC LULZ
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's not from Cleveland, obviously
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This reminds me of the time Caul posted scat rimjobbing involving a nun. With no warning.
Good times, good times.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
flawless victory
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My question is whether or not this is REAL.
Because if it is, the person who masterminded it belongs here on Uber.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, yer all demented...(but I like it)
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110615
OH DEAR LORD.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahaha.
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never witnessed the destruction of a soul firsthand before.
Made my day!