Loitering with the best of them: Simsonize Me (1606 hits)
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Submitted by Professional Peon (View user info) at 2007-07-30 01:05:12 EDT
Yeah... I know you all thought I was dead.
Well here's for hoping
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-27 03:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this peon lady seems jolly nice
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-02-27 01:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to hear that, bro! Have you considered going on a killing spree? It's a great way to get a little revenge on those corporate types.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-07-30 01:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bigger boobs wasn't an option... I looked.
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Lame.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rating the post, not the poster. Seeing as how I don't know the poster, that makes more sense than going 'long time no see'.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think we have $1100 in the joint account.
I wasn't born yesterday.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well Shlongy you obviously forgot to forward cash to your "THE Shlongster" account since that's how your name was typed on the check.
That must be the account that's not joint with the Mrs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No, I didn't. I don't get "confused".
I don't own any yen but I imagine I would have a lot of it if I converted my checking account dollars TO yen.
Those are just good ol' American dollars.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy confused Yen for dollars again.
I did expect to some some personal flotation devices in this picture.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHENANIGANS - YOUR RACK IS MUCH HUGER THAN THAT
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a little over $247,000 in my checking account (getting 4%) so I don't forsee any of my checks bouncing any time soon, Toots.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle - I'm doin good hun how have you been?
Shlongy - no, well, at least I'm not taking any more checks from you, the last two bounced.
LivEvil - no, you are supposed to +2 me because I said so.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I must've missed something. Am I supposed to +2 this because you have boobs or is there something entertaining somewhere in that white space?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-30 14:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
SHOW ME YOUR RACK! Again...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-30 13:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey! You're still alive!
How are you?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-30 12:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-30 12:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've missed you for a couple of reasons...
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translation: "i'm lonely and i need a woman"
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-30 12:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've missed you for a couple of reasons...
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-30 10:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok ok...my bad.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey there guys.
And Sunny - it's not spelled 'wrong' its spelled phonetically.
So there
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's SIMPSONIZE*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLE TIME!!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-30 09:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hey lady.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-30 08:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-07-30 01:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bigger boobs wasn't an option... I looked.
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LIES, FILTHY LIES
You still owe me a creaming, by the way.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-30 07:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PEON! <3!!!
SHOW US YOUR TITS
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-07-30 07:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cowboy hat and everything!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-30 03:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-07-30 01:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah I missed the National Cleavage day this year.
I feel the shame
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-30 01:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86396
Wow, that's a really nice set of twins you got there. Kudos to you.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-07-30 01:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bigger boobs wasn't an option... I looked.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-07-30 01:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
perhaps I'm remembering someone else...or just imagining it, but shouldn't that thing have much bigger boobs?
Now that I type it it does seem like something my imagination would come up with
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-30 01:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
....I really want to see the movie
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-07-30 01:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I try these things out... but sadly I dont have a picture that will work for the simpsonizer.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-07-30 01:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I can't spell