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Why we can't have a woman as president. (1271 hits)

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Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2007-07-26 14:08:19 EDT


Nobody will take us seriously.

We'll be in more wars and in deeper shit because no leader is going to accept a woman in charge. In most cultures, a woman is to be seen and not heard. They are usually at a mans side and slightly behind him or serving.

A black man would be taken seriously, without a problem.

I don't think that the color of a man's skin would come into play when negotiating with another leader. The plumbing would.

Men are a lot more stable then women. Men don't flip out at certain times of the month, can you imagine a woman president trying to negotiate something during her period? Ever wonder why more women are not in the power seat at major companies? The rag factor!

Men don't get emotional unless it's sports or something else, and men can understand when other men get emotional. Your buddy can get emotional over a dog and somehow you can understand. Your woman can get emotional over a broken nail, 5 extra pounds, a rude sales clerk, rain, a cute puppy playing in a flower bed or a sale. Imagine Russia trying to lay out a plan for world peace and then the U.S. is reading over the paperwork. Then the woman president remembers how cute those pumps were but they ran small. She's not usually a size 11W, but these pumps ran small darn it! Only they didn't have them in her size and the sales lady was just rude. She'll start to cry, and then we're in WWIII.

Women can't do the job that a man can. Men are stronger, not only physically but emotionally and mentally. Men make better decisions, faster decisions and that's why God put them in charge. Men do not let their emotions get in the way of their work or thinking. A woman can be in the middle of a meeting and then be called a cunt and she'll turn into a freak. If she's on her period, all hell is going to break loose. If she sees a cute puppy or kitten during work, it's Awwwwwwwww how cuuuuuuuute for 30 minutes. Men are distracted by boobs, but only for a split second. We need one glance and we have a mental photo which will last us the entire day. Nobody will know what we glanced at, work will get done, and at the end of the day or on our break we will all talk about what we glanced at.

On the other hand, men can't possibly do the same job as women can. Kissing boo boos? Raising kids? Cleaning house? There is no way a man can do the same job as a woman. God designed men to be in charge and women to be second in command.

All women? No, not all women. Most women. There are exceptions but I'm talking mainly about the majority of women.

Barak in 08!

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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

my country has a female PM, granted she looks like a man

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You already have a muppet as your president, what difference would it make if it were a woman?

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

india just elected another woman.

1 billion people just proved you wrong
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I agree with you adam, but my boss is from India and I had said the same to him the other day. He politely informed me that she has no real power at all, the real power in India lies with (I think I remember him saying) the prime minister.

I've said it before and Im saying it now, Democrats like myself could have this election handed to them, instead they are gonna run a woman and a black man HOPING like hell that the American public is as liberal as they think. I believe they are wrong.

Submitted by Shifty (user info) at 2007-08-07 17:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I gotta agree with the earlier posters. Maggie T could stare you down. If you got into a pissing contest with her - You had to be prepared to be covered in it - Whether you liked it or not.
Ah, anyone disagree if you want. Like I care.



Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-07-26 20:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The world doesn't take Bush seriously.

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why hasn't natural selection weeded you out yet?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-26 15:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Nobody will take us seriously.

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I got exactly that far.



Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2DIE, etc, etc.

I hope your children knock you out and eat you alive.

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why hasn't anybody cracked the obvious "Nobody takes you seriously."?

Or maybe I missed it.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-07-26 19:44:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus Fucking Two!

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HOORAY! A new alter! That's what we need chaps!

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No comment

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus Fucking Two!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Barnacle, Ireland has had female presidents since 1990. First was Mary Robinson (1990-97) and it's currently Mary McAleese (1997-2004, re-elected for another 7 year term).

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh and germany has a woman PM

France was an almost

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

india just elected another woman.

1 billion people just proved you wrong

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, the day I trust you for political punditry..

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-26 19:25:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I said there are exceptions, Thatcher being one of them. If not the only one.

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Indira Gandhi.

Submitted by barnaclebill (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thatcher isn't the only one that tough. Merkel in Germany has a rep as no nonsense bitch. Or that other horsefaced broad that's a dead ringer for Conan O'Brien (Finland?). And i'm pretty sure that Ireland has had female presidents (if there's not one in office right now). But let's be fair, in Ireland's case, they only got elected because the male citizenry were all too drunk to stagger to a voting booth, and their only slightly less inebriated wives voted in droves.

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I said there are exceptions, Thatcher being one of them. If not the only one.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Margaret Thatcher

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No shit. Tell Hilary to get back in the kitchen and when she's done with the dishes, she should get right over to Bill and start polishing his knob.


After she's finished with THOSE two tasks, then, and only then, is she allowed to go chow the box of her lesbian girlfriend.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-07-26 19:16:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was talking about Bohem's comment.

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I know dipshit. But read it or not, it makes no difference to how this nonsense should be rated.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-07-26 19:11:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

If you are not going to read it, how can you -2 it?

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I read it. It's fucking horseshit.

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i haven't read it. I'm going to go with horseshit, though, based on the title.

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i signed in to say:

wow, i hope you really are a super-alter

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-07-26 19:11:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

If you are not going to read it, how can you -2 it?

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I read it. It's fucking horseshit.
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I was talking about Bohem's comment.

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Obama or Clinton? The choice is clear;

Vote Republican

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-07-26 19:11:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

If you are not going to read it, how can you -2 it?

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I read it. It's fucking horseshit.

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you are not going to read it, how can you -2 it?

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Didn't even fucking read it.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*sigh*
Fuck
Off
-2DIE

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I agree.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Behave. Maggie Thatcher was tough as nails. She might have been a cunt, but she was hard.


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