Are you fucking kidding me? (1171 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 1.18 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Particle Man (View user info) at 2007-07-22 10:59:40 EDT
A few weeks ago I bought a zune. I got it because I fucking hate iPods and it does more stuff than an iPod. One of those things is the ability to change the background.... which is kind of neat. So the other day I began my search through the depths of teh Interwebs to find some cool backgrounds.
During the search I noticed that many of the people who own a Zune have a somewhat unhealthy obsession with it. Like their live revolve around it, there are entire blogs dedicated to a fucking mp3 player...wtf? Anyway, I continued to sift through the bullshit and found some neat stuff. But at the same time I found something that has deeply disturbed me.
Some dude went out and got the Zune logo tattooed on his fucking arm. No, I'm not fucking kidding, I wish I was kidding. This poor deranged individual couldn't think of anything meaningful to get put on his body so he got the logo of a fucking Microsoft product instead. What happened to creativity? What happened to common sense?
Does anyone else see something wrong with this picture?
http://www.zune-life.com.au/news/first-zune-tattoo-ever/#more-117
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-25 07:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-24 09:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is really messed up.
A long long time ago I worked in the sporting goods industry. At the time it was a thing for the reps to get company logo tattoos. Then a lot of them got laid off. How cool would it be to have a tattoo of the company that laid you off - damn.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-07-24 09:39:27 EDT (#)
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looks like a dead ringer for one of ubers so called a listers
with a porn tashe.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-24 09:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-23 15:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-23 13:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-23 14:03:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
iPods are kick ass? *sigh*
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iPods are fucking awesome. No question. I've got friends who've said they'd never buy one and go through roughly 3 alternative players a year. I've owned the same third generation iPod for about 4 years now and the only thing I'm going to have to replace is the battery.
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Yeah, pretty much love mine. I plug it in throw it in the glove box and I have WEEKS of music at my disposal all through my stereo's controls.
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I don't like iPods for several reasons, let me first state that I own one, and it was great....until the software fucked up and I had to send it to Apple for re-servicing. Also, the fact Apple hi-jacks your computer with it's shitty iTunes software which iBlows. I had the nano, which ended up having several problems with the battery, which ONLY APPLE COULD FIX! Done with their iCrap.
But hey if it works for you, great.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-23 15:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-23 13:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-23 14:03:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
iPods are kick ass? *sigh*
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iPods are fucking awesome. No question. I've got friends who've said they'd never buy one and go through roughly 3 alternative players a year. I've owned the same third generation iPod for about 4 years now and the only thing I'm going to have to replace is the battery.
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Yeah, pretty much love mine. I plug it in throw it in the glove box and I have WEEKS of music at my disposal all through my stereo's controls.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-23 14:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-23 13:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-23 14:03:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
iPods are kick ass? *sigh*
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iPods are fucking awesome. No question. I've got friends who've said they'd never buy one and go through roughly 3 alternative players a year. I've owned the same third generation iPod for about 4 years now and the only thing I'm going to have to replace is the battery.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-23 12:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
he looks sad, poor guy
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-23 09:03:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-07-22 12:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's a fake.
The pic is taken in a tatoo parlor like he justt had it done but everyone should know it's never that clean right after getting it. Where's the blood? Swelling? Rednedd?
Photoshop.
And Zunes suck. I hope you enjoy "squirting" your songs all over the place. iPod are truely kick ass but you should have went Sansa id you insisted on sbnuubbing them.
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iPods are kick ass? *sigh*
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-23 08:47:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-23 08:29:27 EDT (#)
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Fuck man, I scrolled down to the picture, and I thought it was your camwhore (because I have no idea WTF you look like). I was about to drop the -2DIE until I read more and realized you were simply pointing out his 'tardation. I now deem this acceptable.
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Jesus, if I ever looked like that, I'd probably kill myself.... My camwhore is in the Uberdirectory.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110035
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-23 08:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck man, I scrolled down to the picture, and I thought it was your camwhore (because I have no idea WTF you look like). I was about to drop the -2DIE until I read more and realized you were simply pointing out his 'tardation. I now deem this acceptable.
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-22 22:00:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-22 14:29:53 EDT (#)
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photochop.
still, that guy is a virgin 4 lyfe!
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Agreed.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-07-22 19:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mark of the Beast, man.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-22 17:36:21 EDT (#)
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That mustache is reminiscent of something Icarus would style to his family reunion.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-22 15:56:53 EDT (#)
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Some guy I used to hang out with owed me $20 for about a month. I was starting to get annoyed, so without me asking, he decided to give me his iPod as collateral.
I noticed he was lame and kind of stopped talking to him, and kept the iPod. Go me!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-07-22 15:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I love the Internet; it not only displays the breathtaking scope of mental illness, but it nurtures it with its sense of "community" and its promise of anonymity. You can see anything from people being murdered and dismembered, to guys running around in giant poodle outfits, to people writing love poetry to cartoon characters. It's a psychology student's wet dream.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-22 14:29:53 EDT (#)
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photochop.
still, that guy is a virgin 4 lyfe!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-22 13:58:24 EDT (#)
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Dude, get something by archos. Almost anything from their line makes everything else look like 8-track. They're years ahead of the update trends, with the rate of on e or two updates per year, it'll be a few decades before the rest catch up.
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2007-07-22 12:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-07-22 12:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for anti- iPods. My husband and I have a Zen, and it's way more awesomer.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-22 12:24:03 EDT (#)
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that guy is the reason geeks have a bad reputation
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-07-22 12:17:48 EDT (#)
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And I'm aware it's actually real, just being a pain. Microsoft actually threw an event for him, old news.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-07-22 12:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's a fake.
The pic is taken in a tatoo parlor like he justt had it done but everyone should know it's never that clean right after getting it. Where's the blood? Swelling? Rednedd?
Photoshop.
And Zunes suck. I hope you enjoy "squirting" your songs all over the place. iPod are truely kick ass but you should have went Sansa id you insisted on sbnuubbing them.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-22 11:47:04 EDT (#)
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LIKE THIS SITE NEEDS ANOTHER FAT TONY CAMWHORE.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-22 11:17:47 EDT (#)
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I was going to give this a -2. A big one.
But then I saw that sad, sad look in his eyes. It's pleading for help.
I enjoy the suffering of others. +2 for making me feel better about myself.
Jesus.. he looks like he's 30 years old, yet still lives at home.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-22 11:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jesus christ... just look at the sad fucker.
No wonder he couldn't think for himself.
Next he'll be signing up to uber and posting his tiny cock in a sock.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-22 11:04:06 EDT (#)
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Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off - then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-22 11:01:24 EDT (#)
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LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER, SHE MUST BE THREE SCHOONERS LENGTH!
Break out the harpoons boys! Man the boats! And a gold dubloon to the man who strikes her dead! YARR!