Holy fuck you guys are boring (839 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-07-21 13:49:11 EDT
jesus titty fuckin' christ you people are dull. i have been coming to ubersite for like 5 years and this is the absolute most bored i've ever been. you got that oatmeal guy making dumbass posts about nothing to get attention, you have that sicosemen retard acting like some internet badass but still trying to look smart even though he hasn't the slightest clue what english diction is all about, and then you have the dumbest fucking bandwagons i've ever seen. geek-off?? "i collect magic cards. i win!" what's this lame fucking album cover shit? "here's some pictures of strange album covers that have been posted a million times already but somehow are funnier now that I'M posting them!"
not only that, your camwhores are putting me to sleep.
the only thing worth reading around here anymore is anything written by Shlongy. what don't you fuckin' morons pull your heads out of your asses and start posting some quality shit again? i'm counting on you older users because the newer users are like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob when they post. seriously.
come on, i'm stuck in fucking AFGHANISTAN and things are finally starting to slow down for this project. i got a lot of work done and i need something to do besides ogle the hot Russian bitches and go to the gym.
do i have to cause another shitstorm like i did with GrowingFamily? i mean, it's fun getting lawyers to bother bart, but do i have to always be the one to do it?? where is shitfuck when you need him???
there aren't even any good posts about RAPE anymore, for christ sake! HERE, READ THIS- http://www.ubersite.com/m/54467. </b> maybe it will inspire you slugs to actually post something entertaining for once, because it's been months since that's happened.
where's the scandals? where's the personal injury and anguish caused by ubersite? where's the offensive, emotionally damaging stuff? don't you newer people even get together to get drunk and fuck each other? I WANT DRAMA. I WANT ACTION. I WANT LAWSUITS.
i'm going to the gym. when i get back, i expect to see something interesting to read. oh, and since i'm stuck in Afghanistan with the slowest satellite internet connection in the world, it's really hard to get porn. i've worn out the porn collection i brought with me. why don't some of you sluts send me some pictures of you sticking various household items in your holes? (NO FAT CHICKS)
fuck, i haven't had a drink in two months...
now here's a camwhore of me. you're welcome.
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-23 08:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-23 08:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed.
And yo, did you bring ANY other shirts with you?
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-21 14:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-21 13:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have fucked up the English diction in this...you've stolen my lines about sticking inanimate objects in the cunny, etc. This doesn't get any less boring from you and/or you're trying to steal my MO. I know, I know, you were here first, blah blah fucking blah. STFU, twat!
Oh and I'm all about the entertainment. This place has been sucking. At least I try to do something about that, no matter how good or bad. While I agree with your general sentiment, you've fucked it up by being a hypocrite, i.e. this post.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-21 13:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Irony much?