You British Bastards (2933 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2007-06-28 06:17:25 EDT
Are always going on about how Amerikkka is screwed up because of all the violence stemming from loose legislation regarding gun laws, overeating, too many video games. You have gone on and on about how your nation on the whole is more peaceful and better etc. and while I had agreed with you in some respects there is now evidence you wankers who cited statistics to prove how much more laid back and cooler you were cooked your books. http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/crime/article2710596.ece
From now on, I don't want to hear any of you people bitching and moaning about how fucked up we are and how much better you are. It's time we all accepted that we are all fucked up and as a human species on the whole, we are headed toward oblivion.
ps: I'm wasting my life.
pps: heres the copypasta for those of you who cannot operate a link.
ppps: I have a bottle of pure lime juice at my house, and I take a nip every once in a while just to keep things interesting.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-18 06:49:45 EDT (#)
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where you going darko?
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-07-15 03:08:22 EDT (#)
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yeah
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:55:41 EDT (#)
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goodbye friend
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-11 02:07:16 EDT (#)
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post something you cunt.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-07-02 14:18:17 EDT (#)
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Yep. Snaggletooths are a bunch of ignorant sucks.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-30 08:52:23 EDT (#)
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happy birthday
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-29 22:51:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:10:42 PDT (#)
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for example. Glasgow has an interesting 'Kiss' that when performed correctly renders the subject unconscious
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+2 glasgow kiss
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-29 11:44:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-28 22:11:24 EDT (#)
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time also passes in Canada.
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I don't believe you.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:05:05 EDT (#)
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yeah, and I just saw what you fuckers did to William Wallace.
FOR SHAME
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-28 22:11:24 EDT (#)
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+2 for not calling me 15, like all the people on here who don't understand that time also passes in Canada.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-28 21:07:41 EDT (#)
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I just got schooled by 17 year old derek :(
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-28 19:39:40 EDT (#)
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It is not surprising that those who yell loudest that life has no meaning are those whose life has least meaning.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-28 19:26:20 EDT (#)
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well i'm not british, so I can still bitch and moan.
BITCH AND MOAN
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 17:13:56 EDT (#)
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Im 30 too!! :(
Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:55:27 EDT (#)
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Shouldn't this post really be named "Bastards = Everybody" or something similar... It kindof went off of the point of the British being bastards. But you're totally right about the whole "headed to oblivion" thing...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:32:01 EDT (#)
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Our crime statistics are fucked too.
I have always believed, (and this goes for life in general) that if ANY of us ever found out what is REALLY going on......we would have such a freak out that I doubt we could function.
Remember what Tommy Lee Jones' character in the first MIB said?
"There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they do... not... know about it!"
Ok, so maybe I'm reaching too much by using a made-for-mass-consumption, popular culture reference (instead of someone learned) but it is actually a very fitting way to describe my own paranoia.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:28:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:15:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:40:40 EDT (#)
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Try a barley wine for breakfast. I think one is called Gold label or something. It's pokey if you have been drinking the night before and will set you up for the rest of the day.
Simply marvelous on your shit-a-bix
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I used to love you Drogo, but now that you have defaced the name of my favorite brekkie youre dead to me..
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I eat them every day. I love em but you have to admit that they do look a little bit like...........
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:25:40 EDT (#)
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>sigh<
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:15:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:40:40 EDT (#)
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Try a barley wine for breakfast. I think one is called Gold label or something. It's pokey if you have been drinking the night before and will set you up for the rest of the day.
Simply marvelous on your shit-a-bix
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I used to love you Drogo, but now that you have defaced the name of my favorite brekkie youre dead to me..
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:41:08 EDT (#)
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It is not "bastards"
It is "scallywags"
When we commit crimes, it's endearing and you must ruffle our hair and say "oh you mischevious little scamp. Have ten pence for some sweeties"
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:31:45 EDT (#)
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He knows I'm only winding him up. God help us all if 30 is ever really concidered old.
Unless you were refuring to "bad touch" in an altogther more disturbing kind of way.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:08:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:52:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:25:17 EDT (#)
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Poor Drogo......*snickers*
Look at it this way Inion, he can offer us "fatherly" advise.
Uncle Drogo style.
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"bad touch" is all i have to say to that.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:30:21 EDT (#)
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If only inion if only.
In other news though the hour fast approaches where I can get out of work and go do some good old fashioned drinking before friday. Everyone knows the weekend starts on thursdays these days.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:25:54 EDT (#)
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for some reason i didn't see "empty" the first time my mind glanced over the word bag.
i thought you were getting a ball licking or something.
:(
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:25:17 EDT (#)
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Poor Drogo......*snickers*
Look at it this way Inion, he can offer us "fatherly" advise.
Uncle Drogo style.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:22:52 EDT (#)
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30 isnt a bad age. Its a good age. and Im not quite there yet anyway almost but not quite. I have my own hair and it doesnt look like its receeding yet so whats the problem.
I'll be right back, nurse is here to empty my bag.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:20:15 EDT (#)
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wow you're like 30?!
i'll be sure to make sure they bring you mashed peas and some thickener for your beer so you don't choke on it.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:20:03 EDT (#)
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This post smells of old man
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:18:22 EDT (#)
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This is harsh. I was 4 in 81 4 god dammit! That doesnt make me old. I am not a grandad. I still have my own teeth and joints, hmm joints, and everything else.
* sniff wail whimper* I still have feelings too.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:15:07 EDT (#)
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geriatric.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:58:30 EDT (#)
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Same difference from where I'm sat grandad.
*ducks and runs away*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:55:25 EDT (#)
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Oh please Buckfizz was only 1981. Admitedly I was too young to appreciate the whole skirt ripping thing, but I was alive. That doesnt make me old just well aged.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:53:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:50:39 EDT (#)
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It was a joke. I don't think he was even alive when bucksfizz were in the euro vision song contest preforming the song with the skirts getting ripped off. I could be wrong. I have no idea when that would have been.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:47:52 EDT (#)
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so why does that show his age?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:46:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:16:58 EDT (#)
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Pie and I are going to do our very best at building new bridges. Our marrige will be a good start. The first Uber wedding.
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I thought Filthy & ETS were. Or Firefly and...whoever she's married to.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:45:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:34:27 EDT (#)
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Emission - I just worked out who you are. I'm so sorry. How is it in that God awful city you call home?
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I love my city thankyou very much. You worked out who I was ages ago as you commented on my photo!
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There is a strong possiblity I was drunk upon seeing the picture and promtly forgot all about it. Sorry my lovely, I will not forget again. I shall be coming up to your big city at the end of the summer. I hope it has redeeming qualities to make up for it's airport.
Drogo....stop showing your age.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:45:14 EDT (#)
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well i really don't want my skirt ripped off at the breakfast table. i think that's more of an after dinner activity.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:41:46 EDT (#)
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We call Oj and Champagne a BucksFizz, after a singing group where the ladies would have their skirts ripped off grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:40:40 EDT (#)
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Try a barley wine for breakfast. I think one is called Gold label or something. It's pokey if you have been drinking the night before and will set you up for the rest of the day.
Simply marvelous on your shit-a-bix
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:40:30 EDT (#)
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mimosa?? wasnt she in last years big brother.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:37:42 EDT (#)
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well i figured i'm covered with vodka tonics and whiskey but i'm a little disappointed. i'm not going to have any breakfast alcohol since i don't drink ales and lagers. although maybe a mimosa. i hope you guys do those over there. champagne and oj?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:35:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:28:40 EDT (#)
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ok i know i'm unfortunately not going to devon, however homemade cider does sound lovely. especially since i'm at almost a loss in the drinking area there cuz i don't drink beer except for guinness :(
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Shame seeing as Devon is so welcoming.
You should try other stouts to guiness, admitedly none come close to it but it really does make you appreciate it when you get a cool guiness back in your mit.
I must stop talking about drinking now as I'm feeling the urge come over me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:34:27 EDT (#)
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Emission - I just worked out who you are. I'm so sorry. How is it in that God awful city you call home?
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I love my city thankyou very much. You worked out who I was ages ago as you commented on my photo!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:33:24 EDT (#)
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There will sadly be no pictures, due to the fact that if someone were to check it hard enough (and this is uber) they would be able to work out which company I work for. This is not a company I want my employers to know I dally on.
Inion - I will show you in person when you get your marvelous little bottom over the pond.
Bean - Your going to be seeing lots of womwn in uniform when the baby comes.
Emission - I just worked out who you are. I'm so sorry. How is it in that God awful city you call home?
Downside to uniform - Where ever I am and what ever I am doing, people will stop me and SHOW me some unGodly boil on thier arse and ask if I know what they should do about it. I no longer feel safe to stop for a quiet beer by the water on he way home.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:31:57 EDT (#)
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Drink up theee zider, Drink up theee zide, for tonight i'll merry be!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:28:40 EDT (#)
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ok i know i'm unfortunately not going to devon, however homemade cider does sound lovely. especially since i'm at almost a loss in the drinking area there cuz i don't drink beer except for guinness :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:11:13 EDT (#)
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nickhallinbristol.at.googlemail.co.uk
god knows if thats right
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:10:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:05:43 EDT (#)
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hmmm. well i firmly believe a good assault is a part of every successful vacation. i shall try your methods at every venue possible.
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Good good! If you give me an Itinary of where you are going and when (not for stalking purposes I pwomise) I could give you pointers on how to ensure a fight in each and every part of the Great U of K that you visit. You will find it quite interesting as different parts fight in differnt ways.
for example. Glasgow has an interesting 'Kiss' that when performed correctly renders the subject unconscious, and it is nothing to do with their breath.
Devon on the other hand just get blind drunk on homemade cider and threaten each other with Turnips and the like.
The variations are endless.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:10:29 EDT (#)
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i want pictures too
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:07:45 EDT (#)
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ok well if he gets pictures i want pictures.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:06:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:59:22 EDT (#)
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Help me bean! My brain is going to explode just from the sheer volume of infomation I'm trying to cram in it.
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OK... here is what you need to do my sweet.
1: Send pictures of yourself in that there uniform to ipromiseiwontwanktothem.at.gmail.com
2: That is all.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:05:43 EDT (#)
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hmmm. well i firmly believe a good assault is a part of every successful vacation. i shall try your methods at every venue possible.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:00:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:57:25 EDT (#)
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ahahahahaha.
would it have the same effect in a pub filled with supporters of the opposite side or is it best at a game?
don't worry about pulling off both shirts. i don't intend to expose myself, i prefer to insult people verbally as opposed to nauseating them visually.
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It actually has a higher success rate at a pub, due to the fact they will be allowed to drink so making them either a) More Loving and partial to rape or b) More aggressive and partial to punching and rape.
We dont let them drink whilst they watch the match at the ground because we dont trust them to behave, it causes terrible queues at the bogs too.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:57:25 EDT (#)
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ahahahahaha.
would it have the same effect in a pub filled with supporters of the opposite side or is it best at a game?
don't worry about pulling off both shirts. i don't intend to expose myself, i prefer to insult people verbally as opposed to nauseating them visually.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:57:01 EDT (#)
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lime is also a type of mineral.
is that what you are nipping?
i think it's affecting your spelink.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:54:52 EDT (#)
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americans sure like to bitch about other countries.
stfu already
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:54:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-06-28 08:47:58 EDT (#)
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the problem is definition.
we define 'violent crime' as someone raising their voice too much. you define 'violent crime' as hacking someones head off with a butter knife.
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As a bastard of some 45 years standing, I'd like to disassociate myself from my British cohorts. Wouldn't want to be thought of anything other than a bastard of the American persuasion.
And Dr. Harold Shipman, the world's most prolific serial killer at 400+... British, right?
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:52:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:29:20 EDT (#)
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so really then, which football team's fans are the best to watch for violent post-game fun?
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Which ever really. Go to any match but make sure you buy a team shirt of one of them, preferably the better team. Then put a jumper over it and learn some history about the other team, basically you need to know who their heros were.
You then make sure that you get tickets to sit in the stand of the team that you dont have the shirt for.
When the better team score rip off your jumper, making sure not to rip off both shirts and expose yourself (although that could cause a riot by itself anyway)You then bascially start bad mouthing the supposed Heroes of the crappy team, whos company you are sharing. Call them all wankers and tell them that they should learn a mans game like, well like anything other than football.
Then just sit back and enjoy the fun. The great thing about the UK is that we dont pay for health care, even when its your own fault.
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+2 for this. I almost peed.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:49:54 EDT (#)
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BRISTOL CITY!!!!!
Who wants to support us?? come on peeps!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:47:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:29:20 EDT (#)
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so really then, which football team's fans are the best to watch for violent post-game fun?
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Which ever really. Go to any match but make sure you buy a team shirt of one of them, preferably the better team. Then put a jumper over it and learn some history about the other team, basically you need to know who their heros were.
You then make sure that you get tickets to sit in the stand of the team that you dont have the shirt for.
When the better team score rip off your jumper, making sure not to rip off both shirts and expose yourself (although that could cause a riot by itself anyway)You then bascially start bad mouthing the supposed Heroes of the crappy team, whos company you are sharing. Call them all wankers and tell them that they should learn a mans game like, well like anything other than football.
Then just sit back and enjoy the fun. The great thing about the UK is that we dont pay for health care, even when its your own fault.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:29:20 EDT (#)
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so really then, which football team's fans are the best to watch for violent post-game fun?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:18:53 EDT (#)
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Actually Scrub that I just read the reviews and see that my fellow countrymen dont seem to like being called Bastards and Liars.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:14:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:11:44 EDT (#)
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for fucks sake chaps, get a sense of humour.
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Who hasnt treated this with a sense of humour?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:14:15 EDT (#)
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awesome. a higher rate of violence makes me look forward to my trip even more. hope i see some football hooligans.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:11:44 EDT (#)
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for fucks sake chaps, get a sense of humour.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:02:47 EDT (#)
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I'm British, but sadly my parents were married before they conceived me so making my bastard status dubious.
We are bad you are bad blah blah we all know it. Can't we all learn to get along?
p.s I am pretty sure that I never said anything along the lines of what you have accused us 'All' of saying.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:01:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-06-28 08:47:58 EDT (#)
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the problem is definition.
we define 'violent crime' as someone raising their voice too much. you define 'violent crime' as hacking someones head off with a butter knife.
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HaHaHa! Although, in truth, sometimes we raise our voice while beheading someone with a butterknife, just to mix it up a bit.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-28 08:56:07 EDT (#)
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*revokes Rad's honorary cool Brit pass*
Submitted by big_spliff_smoker (user info) at 2007-06-28 08:55:55 EDT (#)
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British bastards?
How about go fuck yourself, cunt!
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-06-28 08:47:58 EDT (#)
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the problem is definition.
we define 'violent crime' as someone raising their voice too much. you define 'violent crime' as hacking someones head off with a butter knife.
this is apollo by the way, i have been banned on my 4 year uberversary.
first time banning - can you believe that?
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-06-28 08:25:57 EDT (#)
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YEAH!!!!!
...fuckers.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:59:22 EDT (#)
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You must be awfully excited about the baby!
I work in a pharmacy, so it's nurse tyoe wear. It's actually a lot more flattering than I thought it was going to be.
Help me bean! My brain is going to explode just from the sheer volume of infomation I'm trying to cram in it.
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:56:02 EDT (#)
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Missed your bitter invective, Rad.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:45:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:41:09 EDT (#)
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Not to bad, bean old buddy old pal.
Works kicking my arse all over the place, but at least the uniform is getting me a dozen phone numbers a week.
Studying for exams today (HA!)
How's things in your world?
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Excuse us Rad while we use your post to message one another.
You have a uniform??? OMG I want to see THAT!
Things are very good. Baby due is 8 weeks.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:42:52 EDT (#)
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ps: I'm wasting my life.
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That was what I was thinking throughout the entire main body of this.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:41:09 EDT (#)
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Not to bad, bean old buddy old pal.
Works kicking my arse all over the place, but at least the uniform is getting me a dozen phone numbers a week.
Studying for exams today (HA!)
How's things in your world?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:32:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:16:58 EDT (#)
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Hey LM, are you well?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:26:02 EDT (#)
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nope
thats what you get for assuming.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:25:06 EDT (#)
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back tracking below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:19:42 EDT (#)
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I assumed girls would be involved in this orgy.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:17:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:11:57 EDT (#)
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I vote ORGY
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:07:14 EDT (#)
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mass suicide. or an orgy.
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GHEY MENZ ABOVE
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:16:58 EDT (#)
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Be nice to the British, we're a good (albeit violent) people.
The violence is just one more reason why you should be nice to us.
I know there is this rift of hostility between you and us, but fear not, Pie and I are going to do our very best at building new bridges. Our marrige will be a good start. The first Uber wedding.
It's all going to be ok now Rad, you 'Mericans ain't got nothing to prove no more.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:11:57 EDT (#)
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I vote ORGY
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:07:14 EDT (#)
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mass suicide. or an orgy.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:51:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:37:16 EDT (#)
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thank you beano for the response but I see people arent getting the point.
we are all fucking disgusting animals.
Thats it.
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What are you suggesting as an alternative?
Look at nature Rad, survival of the fittest. It's worked for a few billion years.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:45:18 EDT (#)
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Attention whore. You know i really should be working
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:44:07 EDT (#)
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what about the lime juice you bitches?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:42:47 EDT (#)
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+2 for the referall. Actually you are making a good point. No one person is any different from another. We are all bacteria on the planet, destroying and killing without thought or provocation.
I bid you good day sir
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:38:30 EDT (#)
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I know Beano's a filthy animal.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:38:07 EDT (#)
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I've never said anything like that.
I live in fairly rough area, and there are violent crimes happening all the time that never get reported.
Moving to the nice part of town soon though.
Auto +2 for reminding me that I'm moving house soon.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:37:16 EDT (#)
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thank you beano for the response but I see people arent getting the point.
we are all fucking disgusting animals.
Thats it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:36:20 EDT (#)
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refer to my first post
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:34:12 EDT (#)
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Just because im an idiot, how do you heat a post?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:32:06 EDT (#)
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This post is a crime
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:32:06 EDT (#)
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The UK screwed America Over. Just because they failed in all of their colonization attempts, now we can't go ahead and do the same thing.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:31:23 EDT (#)
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Whereas in the states they stop counting after one offense. At least here in the UK we are still alive after offense 1.
Once you have been shot in the face and are six foot under its not worth counting.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:30:06 EDT (#)
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British?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:29:09 EDT (#)
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respond to the issue at hand slag
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:28:25 EDT (#)
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pooshanks.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:25:20 EDT (#)
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Who cares? I'm not sure anyone's ever claimed that your over-eating epidemic leads to increased violence in the US. Merely increased disgust from the rest of us.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:18:30 EDT (#)
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Government figures 'missing' two million violent crimes
By David Barrett, PA Home Affairs Correspondent
Published: 26 June 2007
An extra two million violent crimes a year are committed in Britain than previously thought because of a bizarre distortion in the Government's flagship crime figures, it was claimed yesterday.
A former Home Office research expert said that across all types of crime, three million offences a year are excluded from the British Crime Survey (BCS).
The poll caps the number of times a victim can be targeted by an offender at five incidents a year.
If anyone interviewed for the survey says they have been targeted more than five times a year, the sixth incident and beyond are not included in the BCS.
The authors of a report by think-tank Civitas said the five-crimes limit is " truly bizarre" and "misleading".
Professor Graham Farrell of Loughborough University and the former acting head of the Home Office's Police Research Group, Professor Ken Pease, calculated that if the cap is ignored, the overall number of BCS crimes is more than 14 million rather than the current 11 million a year estimate.
Violent crime is 82 per cent higher at 4.4 million offences compared with 2.4 million in the BCS, the survey claims, including a 156 per cent rise in " acquaintance violence" from 817,000 incidents to 2.1 million.
Domestic violence is 140 per cent higher, up from 357,000 incidents a year to 857,000, the authors said, while there are nearly three million common assaults a year rather than the 1.5 million estimated by the BCS, a rise of 98 per cent.
Burglary is 20 per cent higher than currently estimated, at 877,000 a year, and vandalism is 24 per cent higher, the report calculated.
Robbery is 7 per cent up on the official estimates, or an extra 22,000 crimes bringing the yearly total to 333,000.
"If the people who say they suffered 10 incidents really did, it is capping the series at five that distorts the rate," the authors said.
"It is truly bizarre that the victimisation survey, based as it is on the assumption that people will by and large tell the truth about what happened to them, ... suddenly withdraws its trust in their honesty when what they are told does not chime with their own experience.
"Yet the reality is that some people are very frequently victimised, and that frequent victimisation is what they suffer rather than being an invention or exaggeration."
The cap of five crimes for repeat victims has operated ever since the inception of the BCS in 1981.
Ministers claim the survey - which now polls 40,000 people a year about their experiences of crime, is the most reliable indicator of crime levels,
The authors said: "The unwillingness to believe the facts of chronic victimisation means that crime control, police training and criminal justice action are now substantially misdirected."
In particular, the system means that the most vulnerable people in society may not be getting the police protection they require from repeat offenders, the report said.