So I think these people hate the blues (990 hits)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (View user info) at 2007-06-26 13:36:54 EDT
To whom it may concern,
We southern gentlefolk, possessing some degree of intelligence, etiquette, and to varying degrees other mannerisms which contribute to the general character of "a decent fucking human being" would like to offer our sincere sympathy for your mother. While she obviously failed in any and all attempts to impart what we consider the rudimentary ability to express an opinion without first inserting ones head into their own anus, we also grieve for what could have only been a terrifyingly unpleasant experience of raising a fatherless child with mental deficiencies. While she may have failed as a parent, we are certain that she faced the Herculean feat with the determination that only a true lady of the night might muster.
We also offer our apologies to you. It is presumptuous and rude for us to impose our way of thinking upon you. As a small condolence I offer this post for you to express freely your inability to form a semi-logical argument and to contradict other people's assertions through the concocted facts that only you are privy to.
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The blue rock! (In a bluesy kind of way)
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-27 00:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So who hates the blues? Wankers, that's who.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
na
na na na
na na na
na na na na
na na na na na
na na na na na
that's the best song
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
harmonica solo
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-06-26 21:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-26 20:32:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-06-26 19:44:45 EDT (#)
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>> We southern gentlefolk, possessing some degree of intelligence, etiquette, a
I stopped reading after this for the inherent contradictions were overwhelming me.
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I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
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I think you can in Europe.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-26 20:50:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gravitas is a pretty shitty alter
i hear he eats blueberry muffins at dinner time
You heard THAT?
I heard he eats cock for dessert.
It has to be true...I read it on Ubersite.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-26 20:32:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-06-26 19:44:45 EDT (#)
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>> We southern gentlefolk, possessing some degree of intelligence, etiquette, a
I stopped reading after this for the inherent contradictions were overwhelming me.
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I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-06-26 19:44:45 EDT (#)
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>> We southern gentlefolk, possessing some degree of intelligence, etiquette, a
I stopped reading after this for the inherent contradictions were overwhelming me.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-26 19:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heheh, filename
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-26 17:44:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/Sinistral/l/awesome
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-26 17:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gravitas is a pretty shitty alter
i hear he eats blueberry muffins at dinner time
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uh huh
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't be confused if I would just lay off the cheap narcotics and pay attention to the BIG PHOTO OF THE ZEBRA. Nurrrrrrrr...... have another +2 for my stupidity.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair Enough...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was very well written and rather enjoyable - save the fact I completely disagree with your premise.
'Zebra' is a pompous, know-it-all, holier than thou, smug nerdly jackass - but his literary criticisms are usually superb.
.02
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess that's even more frightening that you have to get your 'friends' to help you spam.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was lovely.
And the picture brought tears to my eyes.
Thank you.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:29:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gravitas isn't an alter, he's a real boy.
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or at least that was what the old east european man with the ridiculous facial hair assured us when we were at the market.
Which later made for some interesting discussion with a few customs agents and security officers
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gravitas isn't an alter, he's a real boy.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:25:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is there any reason you are using your alter to +2 yourself?
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Ah, but Mr. Brett, this is not an alter, but what we like to refer to as "a friend." A foriegn concept to you, I gather.
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is there any reason you are using your alter to +2 yourself?
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm confused. But I enjoy intelligent insults, so have a +2.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was good enough, despite what she laughs at :)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-26 13:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-26 13:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-26 13:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-26 13:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like him sometimes.
I'll be your mirror
Reflect what you are, in case you dont know
I'll be the wind, the rain and the sunset
The light on your door to show that youre home
When you think the night has seen your mind
That inside youre twisted and unkind
Let me stand to show that you are blind
Please put down your hands
'Cause I see you
I find it hard to believe you dont know
The beauty that you are
But if you dont let me be your eyes
A hand in your darkness, so you wont be afraid
When you think the night has seen your mind
That inside youre twisted and unkind
Let me stand to show that you are blind
Please put down your hands
cause I see you
Ill be your mirror
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-26 13:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed. heartily.