Will Zone on MTV tonight and Immediately tells the World. (1425 hits)
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Submitted by WiLL ZoNE (View user info) at 2007-06-22 00:33:17 EDT
Hello internet,
Yours truly, one Mr. WILL ZONE, will be appearing on the smash hit, Emmy and Grammy award winning, MTV sketch comedy phenomenon, the one, the only, "Nick Cannon presents: Short Circuitz," on MTV (duh!) tonight at 10:30PM EST.
http://shortcircuitz.mtv.com/
EST, that's Eastern Standard Time, not the ESTimated time that we think it'll air.
The sketch group I direct, the young, sexy and single, BETTER THAN THE MACHINE, made a short TV parody called "Scarred by Scarred" and they were kind enough to allow lil ol' me to be in it....and more importantly, MTV was kind enough to air it.
The sketch is hilarious, quick-paced, topical, sexy, all kind of MTV'-y, political, awe inspiring and openly Caucasian. The format of the Short Circuitz sketch show is, in industry speak, Youtube meets Chapelle's Show fans, so that means its cool. If you watch tonight look for us in the first part of the show before the first commercial break.
If you can't find MTV on your cable box, or if you happen to be over 15 years old and MTV makes your brain hurt, you can just watch our sketch the old fashioned way...on the internet.
Check it out here:
http://shortcircuitz.mtv.com/tv/815/scarred-by-scarred/
Also tomorrow be sure to check out betterthanthemachine.net and check out an alternate cut of the sketch which is soon to be an internet sensation. Move over Numa-Numa-Star-Wars-kid-James-Brown-high-on-TV viral-video-kings and pass the Jewel encrusted (the emerald, not the singer) crown to BETTER THAN THE MACHINE.
Show details here.
That's all for now. Keep on truckin'.
Oh Ubersite, I'm a self promoting whore,
Will
ps: Check out Short Circuitz next week (or the week after) to see an ol' ROYAL WE classic grace the MTV airwaves.
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***POST AIRING UPDATE, 11PMish***
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Wow. I'm super-famous now. Seriously, my celly is blowin' up, yo. I was all over that MTV-shit like honey mustard on chicken fingers! Even though I'm only in the video for a grand total of 5,...maybe 6...but probably more like 4 seconds...MTV was smart enough to pick my visage and use it as the screen cap for the sketch for the whole show. My face was on the screen for like several minutes and shit. I shared the small screen with a guy who did an impression of Tiger Woods. Sheeeeeet! I'm famous, dawg.
How do you spell "big time?" Oh yeah, that's right, you spell it W-I-L-L-Z-O-N-E. My name, bitch!
Um, like seriously, I'm sooooo dreading the subway ride to work tomorrow. Dude's being all after my autograph, bitches all over my jock, but that's the by product of super-celebrity. I don't mind. I'm used to it. As a matter of fact just the other day I was talking to Brad and Angelina about the constant paparazzi presence and we were all like laughing and shit. Then who of all people calls me, Bobby! (Robert DeNiro to all you non-famous folk). Bobby is something else. Great guy. Amazing actor. He's so fierce.
Anyway, I need new sunglasses, the ones I have aren't dark enough...and besides the old pair only cost me $750 bucks. Chump change for people of my stature.
Oh shit...hold on a sec....jeez, Bobby's calling me again. Gotta run.
Oh Ubersite, Viva la Hollywood,
Will
User Reviews
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-08-31 18:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm shocked at the sheer amount of hate directed at you. The only time I was on TV was for a cable access high school jeopardy tournament. The highlight was when our gym teacher, aka Alex, reprimanded me for not putting my first response in the form of a question.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-16 15:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
congratulations on sucking
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
total. fucking. crap.
give it up. McDonald's is always hiring.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The irony is after watching that video, I want to claw my eyes out like the guy in the final shot. I have to say, it sucked but the irony balances this to a 0.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-22 10:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dun dunnnn durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-22 10:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-22 09:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's an MTV?
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a food additive that makes meat taste better.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-22 09:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MTV is THAT desperate for programming?
Sorry, but I think I'd rather watch a GEICO commercial.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-22 09:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's an MTV?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-22 09:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So an increasingly irrelavant dinosaur of a network, who's trying to cash in on the youtube craze without realizing that it's popular BECAUSE it's not TV, decided to give you 3 seconds of airtime inbetween reruns of roadrules 16 super mega re-mix challenge 23, and a show about spoiled 16 year old girls; and you expect me to give a fuck?
They only aired it because you reference one of their shows.
Good luck with the whole not being an unfunny fat peice of shit.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-06-22 08:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My woman made me watch that show last night... and yours was probably the unfunniest sketch on the show. Yes, even worse than that ATM bit.
Sorry about your sketch sucking.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-06-22 08:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-22 07:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about WillZone
User id: 2540
Registered on or around: 2003-09-12 09:48:42 EDT
# Messages posted: 261
# Reviews written: 4410
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 7745
# Hits: 526465
Average rating of all messages: 1.38 <----thats actually pretty good....
......why have I never seen this guy before?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-22 06:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was one of the least funny sketches I've ever watched. The only good bit was the head explosion. Shitty sound, shitty acting, shitty everything.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-22 03:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have no idea... NONE ... who Will Zone is. And what is more... I don't fucking care.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-06-22 03:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-22 02:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You couldn't pay me enough to watch MTV. Good luck with it though.
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Yeah right, I'll bet that you're loving that shit.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-22 02:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this a joke?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-22 02:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good on ya.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-22 02:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You aren't funny.
Whose coattails are you riding, you fat bastard?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-22 02:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Third person, third person, shit nobody cares about, unfunniness, unfunniness, third person.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-22 02:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MTV and BET are slowly destroying their target audiences, and I'll be damned if I'll be corrupted bt the network that cancelled the Headbangers Ball.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-22 02:03:04 EDT (#)
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You couldn't pay me enough to watch MTV. Good luck with it though.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was the other thing I was thinking. All the "older brothers" generation partied at MTV's summer beach house and whatever.
That was probably better than whatever you did. Hotter girls, for sure.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:05:58 EDT (#)
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big deal. I was on MTV years ago and now I work for them.
whatev.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
whore
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you fucking dense?
Did your mother drop you on your head?
No one here likes what you post because you only post things that take the form of patting yourself on the back. What you should be doing is typing your posts into a Word document and printing it out. Then you can ask your mother to put it on her refrigerator, or, alternatively, you can place it on your own.
Ubersite is neither your mother's nor your own refrigerator. Take a walk, buddy.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-06-22 00:48:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-22 00:40:36 EDT (#)
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How is it that you are the only actual comedian on this site, yet I didn't laugh once when I read this?
congrats etc.
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for some reason, that made me chuckle quite a bit
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-22 00:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop saying "sexy." I haven't the foggiest who you are.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-22 00:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe now you'll finally lose that pesky virginity.
I'm such a cow.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-22 00:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is just ridiculous. You're even more self centered than me, and honestly, it's unacceptable.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-22 00:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How is it that you are the only actual comedian on this site, yet I didn't laugh once when I read this?
congrats etc.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-22 00:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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