Girls VS Girls (a pure hitwhore poll) (6836 hits)
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Rating: 1.07 on 407 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2007-06-18 06:17:19 EDT
I chose to go with some more obscure young women instead of the typical 'Jessica Alba, Keira Knightly' individuals.
There are 5 catagories, 2 choices in each. Not a difficult process here.
Why??? Because it's 6:15am, I have heartburn, and I didn't feel like writing anything of merit...
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-21 03:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
theyre all good. except for the two scream chicks. and you know what, as soon as i wrote that, two cats started fighting out on the street. thats probably some sort of metaphor, for something. i write this mostly because it scared the shit out of me. i thought a young child was hit by a car or something.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-21 03:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:46:25 BST (#)
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401 reviews...
And only a handfull are actually about the post itself. Interesting.
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Interesting.
But not surprising.
This IS uber, after all.
And after trying to make my mind up which of these girls are better, I've decided to give up and just let them all have me.
I'm nice like that.
Submitted by pr1mo (user info) at 2007-06-20 20:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
amanda bynes makes me sick plus two for the other broads, however
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-20 19:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ali Larter because Varsity Blues is a camp masterpiece so anyone associated with it wins by default.
Mandy Moore because I just love her. I'm seriously considering stalking her.
I'm a little embarrassed to say that I don't know who either of the action chicks or the scream chicks are.
And Alexis Bledel, because the girl from Veronica Mars scares me a little. I think she might be a devil worshipper.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-06-19 20:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel I should warn you all that Julie is a bully and a dom in real life. Also to Munster you should know that Julie is a total ladykiller and heartbreaker so watch out. She'll fondle up your lovely cha chas and then she'll get all mean and leave. BEWARE PIE!
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Thanks for the heads up WJ, but I know what shes like. I wont stand for no nonsence
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-20 08:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
401 reviews...
And only a handfull are actually about the post itself. Interesting.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 07:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*yawn*
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-06-19 20:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel I should warn you all that Julie is a bully and a dom in real life. Also to Munster you should know that Julie is a total ladykiller and heartbreaker so watch out. She'll fondle up your lovely cha chas and then she'll get all mean and leave. BEWARE PIE!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-19 20:25:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-19 20:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What in God's name happened here?
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Dude, I have no fucking clue.
This should NOT have as many reviews as it does...
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-19 20:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What in God's name happened here?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:15:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:13:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:08:23 EDT (#)
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whether you think she's physically attractive or not, she sure can fuck!
good lord, was she ever great in the sack. great body, too.
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don't tell him that...you'll wake the beast inside him.
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HAHAHA!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:13:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:08:23 EDT (#)
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whether you think she's physically attractive or not, she sure can fuck!
good lord, was she ever great in the sack. great body, too.
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don't tell him that...you'll wake the beast inside him.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:12:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:04:10 EDT (#)
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I'm curious Caul...
You obviously consider yourself perfect. What's your height & weight?
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i'm 6'2 and right now about 175-180 lbs.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94578
do you wanna fuck or what?
i'm not perfect. that's partly why people work out, you raging idiot.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:08:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-19 13:07:11 EDT (#)
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Lisa could push my buttons in a way that few others could.
She rivaled IndoNinja. (of course, I eventually realized that Indo is simply a persona, a super alter)
Actually, she kinda creeped me out. She really did think that every male user on this site wanted her/was stalking her.
I stopped even communicating or responding to her.
And honestly, I don't think she's all that physically attractive at all.
She by far more your type physically...
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whether you think she's physically attractive or not, she sure can fuck!
good lord, was she ever great in the sack. great body, too.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SEX WEE!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
forgot the line break after jack's comment. he should understand it anyway.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-18 22:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the renewed heartache of remembering that Firefly is no more. Bastard. And to anyone who has not seen Firefly or Serenity, get the DVD. You'll have a blast. Then play the eps again and listen to the commentary. Blast #2.
The cancellation of Dead Like Me was a greater injustice. At least Firefly got an ending.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:04:10 EDT (#)
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I'm curious Caul...
You obviously consider yourself perfect. What's your height & weight?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-19 13:55:42 EDT (#)
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duly noted.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-19 13:54:24 EDT (#)
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the story is just too long to explain and based on the last time, people have WAY too many opinions...you included
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-19 13:52:03 EDT (#)
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uh, is this the same girlfriend you were sorry you moved for?
yes i'm nosy...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-19 13:30:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-19 13:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish that really was a cure-all, Caul.
I have both a treadmill and a job. *sigh*
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my new gym is located in a hotel. i go to the pool on the roof almost every night after work, then i go down to my gym and work out with my gf who pushes me to the point of exhaustion. then i go to the sauna for half an hour. then i go do our errands for the next day in all the little boutiques in our new charming St-Jean-Baptiste district.
i feel so relaxed and zen right now. i feel like sucking on my mom's tits and taking a nap.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-19 13:17:20 EDT (#)
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I wish that really was a cure-all, Caul.
I have both a treadmill and a job. *sigh*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-19 13:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if internet people push your buttons i would suggest that...YOU GET ON A TREADMILL AND GET A FUCKING JOB
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-19 13:07:11 EDT (#)
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Lisa could push my buttons in a way that few others could.
She rivaled IndoNinja. (of course, I eventually realized that Indo is simply a persona, a super alter)
Actually, she kinda creeped me out. She really did think that every male user on this site wanted her/was stalking her.
I stopped even communicating or responding to her.
And honestly, I don't think she's all that physically attractive at all.
She by far more your type physically...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-19 12:58:25 EDT (#)
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seriously, i've had a few argument with lisa (like with most users) but it was just for fun. we insulted each others.
your bizarre extreme hatred for that chick was weird as fuck.
you made me think of this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-19 12:52:11 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA!!! Yeah, that arguement holds up REAL well...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-19 12:49:24 EDT (#)
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kaosking hates people he can't get: http://www.ubersite.com/m/93644
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-19 12:47:27 EDT (#)
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who's talking to you...get on the treadmill
ALLEZ, SUR LE TAPIS ROULANT, MAINTENANT!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-19 12:39:21 EDT (#)
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Caul, um... no one cares.
Really...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-19 12:12:44 EDT (#)
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i'm hot as fuck and i'm a supergenius, so that squashes that theory.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-19 11:39:12 EDT (#)
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is cookielass not providing enough of a fight for you?
FINE I HATE YOU PIG FUCKING FRENCHIE!!!!
better?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-19 11:06:12 EDT (#)
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that still doesn't explain your little genetic theory that people born attractive are automatically not as intelligent.
bah...fuck it... method is right, you guys are disgusting
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-19 11:01:00 EDT (#)
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well i found the thing about universal standards for attractiveness.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-19 10:53:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 19:26:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 18:14:41 EDT (#)
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nowadays, everyone has "study". please provide a link cuz that makes no fucking sense. how does your genetic code knows beforehand if you'll be good-looking in your 20's to therefor reduces your intelligence. wtf is that? a few centuries ago, beauty was fat women while most people were thin.
goodlooking people might have to perform less but to say that they are born dumber is the stupidest thing i ever heard.
but that wasn't the argument. the argument is that our fat friend here is an idiot. he assumes that beauty = stupidity and that women having standards make them shallow when he himself is jerking off to those pictures as we speak.
im amazed i have to explain this to people and it seriously makes me realize why method left this crowd of socially inept ugly weirdos.
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but there are still standards of beauty that are genetically in there. thick hair, even skin tone, proportionate body/facial features, good teeth, things like that. hip/waist ratio in women. that you are born with in your genetic code and will be with you throughout life regardless of diet and exercise generally.
and finding the study at a mouse click would of course require google and probably wikipedia which you'd probably shoot down.
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standards of beauty, especially measurements, change over a few years.
this is the most pathetic thing i have ever read. no joke.
please find your study which states that explains this weird formula in your gene code that makes pretty people dumb.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-06-19 10:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lily
Moore
neither
neither
Bledel
I can't stand Amanda Bynes. She annoys the hell out of me and does this horrible laugh that makes me want to claw my ears out then dump her in front of a starving polar bear.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-06-19 07:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
C
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Hey, it got me through high school.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 06:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah I want an autographed copy too
To the most handsome man in the world,
You saved the world.
From A real person
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-19 06:37:31 EDT (#)
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you do have to autograph the book for me though.
none of this "to rad" bullshit either, I don't feel like explaining internet handels to my grandchildren or when the book is on the auction block.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-19 06:36:03 EDT (#)
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your fascination with coffee and cigarettes probably stems from some adequacy issues you had as a child; probably somthing related to improper mouth to nipple vacuum pressure or a molestation by a MILF who lived on your street when you were 7.
Either way you are going to have to resign yourself to a short and violent end unless you repend your evil ways, Brian Fatah Steele REPENT
ps: Imo buy your book as soon as I realize I have shlongy tastes on a darko budget.
:(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 05:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nooo smokes, I gave up a while ago. Doesn't mean however no tobacco passes my lips well lungs.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-19 05:35:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:42:04 EDT (#)
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I have toast here.....with marmalade..............and coffee.............
God im bored at work.
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Just coffee. And cigarettes.
Lots and lots of cigarettes...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:42:04 EDT (#)
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I have toast here.....with marmalade..............and coffee.............
God im bored at work.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:39:14 EDT (#)
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Damn you EI! I'm hungry. And yeah, work
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:38:45 EDT (#)
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oh bollox
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:38:08 EDT (#)
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I always found Satans Sperm to taste a bit shitty; but that could be due to his penchant for ass to mouth, who knows?
I am so bored today and I refuse to spend too much time on this post like yesterday. I'm off to fight the good fight and actually do some work.
Smoke me a kipper I will be back in time for breakfast. Adios!
Toodle Pip old Bean!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:34:57 EDT (#)
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Drogo
Well i like Satans sperm just the bread is too tiny, I need 3 slices!!
I am at work eating toast, drinking coffee, glaring at my screen, fumbling around for an important document and all the while pretending im working hard.
hehe
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:31:30 EDT (#)
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Yes but you've got muffins plus tea AND cookies AND the fancy accent. What you can't compete with is Monster and her massive chachas. None of you can. She and I are enganged and she says no more flirting or the wedding's off.
I got your email and responded so check it when you get home if you can't now.
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Darn Monster and her massive chachas............I bet I can tempt you.......how about ummmm.....you get an extra muffin.
http://www.bvallc.com/pensionblog/uploaded_images/Muffin-701330.JPG
I feel muffin love is important to you......why are you on here now by the way?Are you at work, playtime?
Questions, questions.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:29:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:25:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:07:33 EDT (#)
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Why do we all have to learn different words!!
Kerplunked really doesnt make sense but i was trying to say I can never meet this aircraft muffin delivery sham!!
I wish I wasn't at work!! Julie did you get any mail?
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Yes but you've got muffins plus tea AND cookies AND the fancy accent. What you can't compete with is Monster and her massive chachas. None of you can. She and I are enganged and she says no more flirting or the wedding's off.
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I wasn't flirting; I was trying to help out some minor Misunderstandings between the language that we use.
Monster? Massive ChaChas? Now I'm listening.
In other news. Why are you buying bread for work Emmission? And don't you know never to go for the seeded ones they are eveil and the seeds are satans Sperm!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:25:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:07:33 EDT (#)
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Why do we all have to learn different words!!
Kerplunked really doesnt make sense but i was trying to say I can never meet this aircraft muffin delivery sham!!
I wish I wasn't at work!! Julie did you get any mail?
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Yes but you've got muffins plus tea AND cookies AND the fancy accent. What you can't compete with is Monster and her massive chachas. None of you can. She and I are enganged and she says no more flirting or the wedding's off.
I got your email and responded so check it when you get home if you can't now.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:23:53 EDT (#)
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Kerplunk was a fantastic game............ahhh I used to love 'Operation' used to make that bastard squeal like a pig.
I bought a loaf of bread for work today and turns out the seeded batch sliced affair is the same size as my palm.
No, I dont have freakishly big hands, this bread is tiny, it is a disgrace.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:18:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:03:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 03:47:05 EDT (#)
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oh i have been kerplunked!!
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Kerplunked?
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I think it means he got replaced in your affections by the Military Muffin man (No Offence meant to Hidden)
On the other hand I believe Kerplunk was a crappy game with straw type things and marbles or maybe a horse; I really dont have a clue Its early and Im at work and bored already and back on this post again. Crap
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:07:33 EDT (#)
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Why do we all have to learn different words!!
Kerplunked really doesnt make sense but i was trying to say I can never meet this aircraft muffin delivery sham!!
I wish I wasn't at work!! Julie did you get any mail?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:03:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 03:47:05 EDT (#)
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oh i have been kerplunked!!
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Kerplunked?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 03:47:05 EDT (#)
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oh i have been kerplunked!!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-19 03:43:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 11:20:36 EDT (#)
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i can bake you muffins. and flying on the Blackhawks is pretty damn cool. i got to dangle my feet off a Chinook with the cargo bay open as we flew over Baghdad at night and that was pretty sweet too. i'll never forget that ride.
my brother is in an aviation squadron in San Diego. i might be able to get you a ride if you're willing to meet up with me to party there. i was going to visit him anyway. he's got some pretty sweet hookups there. taking after his older brother...
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If you could pull that off, you'd totally be my hero for life
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-06-18 22:46:01 EDT (#)
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lily
moore (toughest of the decisions)
carter
smith
bledel
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-06-18 22:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the answer is: 1010010
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-18 22:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lily
bynes
glau
smith
bell
Thanks for the renewed heartache of remembering that Firefly is no more. Bastard. And to anyone who has not seen Firefly or Serenity, get the DVD. You'll have a blast. Then play the eps again and listen to the commentary. Blast #2.
The Fox TV network kills shows like a single white male with a history of abuse who is of average height and weight and between the ages of 25 and 40 and has a college education and some military training and a job that allows him to travel and a van or pickup truck kills runaways and prostitutes and dumps their bodies on remote stretches of the interstate highway system.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-18 21:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Evangeline Lilly
Amanda Bynes
Sarah Carter
Shawnee Smith
Alexis Bledel
I like brunettes.
Bledel or Lilly are tops in my book...mmm those blue eyes brown hair is awesome.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 21:11:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 18:14:41 EDT (#)
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but that wasn't the argument. the argument is that our fat friend here is an idiot. he assumes that beauty = stupidity and that women having standards make them shallow when he himself is jerking off to those pictures as we speak.
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Once again Caul, you're wrong. Wrong, as in "Incorrect." As in "Not Right."
At no point did I say that Beauty = Stupidity.
Either you lack the understanding of the subtle nuances of the English language, or you're just a fucking idiot.
Or.. (probably the case) you're just being an arguementative lil' cunt.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-18 20:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me and my buddy thought of the best show ever. Its just Adrianna Lima and Sophia Bush getting it on. But then I thought of a better idea instead of a show of that....
...wait for it
...I just have sex with both of them! BRILLIANT!
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you named Adriana your right hand and Sophia your left, right?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-18 19:48:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:43:00 EDT (#)
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TTOM, have you seen the movie "Slither?"
Nathan Fillion is in it. Hysterical...
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love Nathan Fillion
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-06-18 19:45:40 EDT (#)
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Me and my buddy thought of the best show ever. Its just Adrianna Lima and Sophia Bush getting it on. But then I thought of a better idea instead of a show of that....
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...wait for it
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...I just have sex with both of them! BRILLIANT!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 19:30:58 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attractiveness
that part about certain attributes being universally attractive.
i'll look for the iq v beauty study tomorrow if you really give a shit.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 19:26:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 18:14:41 EDT (#)
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nowadays, everyone has "study". please provide a link cuz that makes no fucking sense. how does your genetic code knows beforehand if you'll be good-looking in your 20's to therefor reduces your intelligence. wtf is that? a few centuries ago, beauty was fat women while most people were thin.
goodlooking people might have to perform less but to say that they are born dumber is the stupidest thing i ever heard.
but that wasn't the argument. the argument is that our fat friend here is an idiot. he assumes that beauty = stupidity and that women having standards make them shallow when he himself is jerking off to those pictures as we speak.
im amazed i have to explain this to people and it seriously makes me realize why method left this crowd of socially inept ugly weirdos.
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but there are still standards of beauty that are genetically in there. thick hair, even skin tone, proportionate body/facial features, good teeth, things like that. hip/waist ratio in women. that you are born with in your genetic code and will be with you throughout life regardless of diet and exercise generally.
and finding the study at a mouse click would of course require google and probably wikipedia which you'd probably shoot down.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-18 18:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glau.
'nuff said.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-18 18:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss method
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 18:14:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:36:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:28:34 EDT (#)
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hint: intelligent women like good-looking people too. face it, everybody does.
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on the models=dumb there was a study at some point that did say generally nature or god gives brains or beauty but rarely both on average
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nowadays, everyone has "study". please provide a link cuz that makes no fucking sense. how does your genetic code knows beforehand if you'll be good-looking in your 20's to therefor reduces your intelligence. wtf is that? a few centuries ago, beauty was fat women while most people were thin.
goodlooking people might have to perform less but to say that they are born dumber is the stupidest thing i ever heard.
but that wasn't the argument. the argument is that our fat friend here is an idiot. he assumes that beauty = stupidity and that women having standards make them shallow when he himself is jerking off to those pictures as we speak.
im amazed i have to explain this to people and it seriously makes me realize why method left this crowd of socially inept ugly weirdos.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:06:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:59:07 EDT (#)
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Be still my beating heart.
Yep you the women, even Myleene cant come close to my muffin love to you.
I can seduce you with biscuits too.....
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Because you are English, I will assume you mean cookies. You may also seduce me with good tea and your fancy accent.
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OI WOMAN!!!!
Stop flirting with all and sundry, or the weddings off!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy heat batman!
Michael Moore is a babe.
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WTF ORLY?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:36:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:28:34 EDT (#)
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hint: intelligent women like good-looking people too. face it, everybody does.
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on the models=dumb there was a study at some point that did say generally nature or god gives brains or beauty but rarely both on average.
to kaos - runway models are generally naturally that thin. not plastic although they will be made up and some do starve themselves. they represent about 2% of the female gender and in general i find their faces fugly with disgusting figures. although they do tend to have nice tits cuz they're perky.
porn stars i think are generally hotter, fucked up boob jobs aside, they curve nicely, they're generally very petite and proportioned. as much as everyone considers them fake and tanorexic, they really are pretty in person, most without the make up and a good number of them still have their own tits which are also pretty nice because obviously they have to be.
lots of "normal" girls are hot and/or pretty. smart women do want good looking men the same as dumb women want good looking men. and vice versa on the gender.
anyway... rambling.
as much as people say they'd prefer intelligence/soul/personality over looks, they still won't date or marry someone they wouldn't fuck which is really really reliant on physical attraction just as much or more than mental attraction. especially in youth. when sex becomes less important in a life people get less picky. or maybe loneliness takes over. youth though, is shallow to a degree. and generally i think everyone has the right to be. settling for less than what you want will just lead to resentment later anyway. if they do have the personality to make up for their looks then yeah sure, didn't matter. but if they don't, you're just selling yourself short on all accounts then.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'LL FIGHT CAUL! PENIS JOUSTING AT DAWN!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul must be tired of fighting with rob_berg, and loki is nowhere to be found, so I guess that leaves you, kaos...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I pray that these "who's hotter?" posts don't make a resurgence.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:28:34 EDT (#)
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hint: intelligent women like good-looking people too. face it, everybody does.
get on a treadmill and stfu.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:23:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As you made sure to leave out the line where I said "I did this for fun," you obviously take this post far too seriously. It was a blatant hitwhore piece, something to do last night while I had heartburn keeping me awake. I'm hardly superficial when it comes to women. I'd much rather take the plain girl reading a book than the two idiot supermodels beside her. I perfer natural beauty over plastic, fakery any day; Inion and I argue about this all the time.
And I know, I know... LOL... I just sit in my apartment and write all day, occasionally doing some freelance artwork. Sure, it doesn't make me much cash, but I'll bet any amount of money I'm happier than you are.
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models = idiots, eh?
must you denigrate what you can't get to feel better? your comments hint bitterness. that doesn't sound like a happy person to me. nor does needing a cocktail of meds to cope with life.
you're right, i'm so unhappy cuz being a writer is kewl and working in an office isn't. :-(
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See, now either (1) you're English isn't refined enough to understand what I wrote above, or (2) you're purposely twisting my words to further your own arguement. Plain girls can be dumb and Models can be brilliant. I was trying to stress the importance of intelligence in a woman... and you knew that.
Forgive me that I'm missing key enzymes in my blood along with having a severe imbalance in the seratonin level through my brain. You're so right... it's all in my head instead. I must be making it all up 'cause mummy & daddy didn't by me a pony or something. We've been over all of this....
You're reaching, Cauliancourt.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy heat batman!
Mandy Moore is a babe.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA!!! Caul, I understand more about the concepts of beauty and aesthetics that you ever will...
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you must not have a lot of mirrors around
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As you made sure to leave out the line where I said "I did this for fun," you obviously take this post far too seriously. It was a blatant hitwhore piece, something to do last night while I had heartburn keeping me awake. I'm hardly superficial when it comes to women. I'd much rather take the plain girl reading a book than the two idiot supermodels beside her. I perfer natural beauty over plastic, fakery any day; Inion and I argue about this all the time.
And I know, I know... LOL... I just sit in my apartment and write all day, occasionally doing some freelance artwork. Sure, it doesn't make me much cash, but I'll bet any amount of money I'm happier than you are.
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models = idiots, eh?
must you denigrate what you can't get to feel better? your comments hint bitterness. that doesn't sound like a happy person to me. nor does needing a cocktail of meds to cope with life.
you're right, i'm so unhappy cuz being a writer is kewl and working in an office isn't. :-(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:13:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:02:04 EDT (#)
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i love it how some "men" live in an alternate reality that only them are attracted to beauty. that men who udnerstand that this is nonesense are automatically emptyheaded metrofags and that women who fall for those are superficial shallow cunts.
you embody the word loser.
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HAHAHA!!! Caul, I understand more about the concepts of beauty and aesthetics that you ever will...
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, there you go again gettin your faggot panties in a bunch. By the way what color are they?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:09:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:48:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:29:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:42:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:37:51 EDT (#)
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stop masturbating over television/movie airbrush queens and go meet someone who may actually touch your penis in real life, please.
thanks.
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The fuck buddy and I split a while ago.
The other chick I was spending time with is seeing someone now.
This past weekend I met an awesome Art Ed major at the bar and exchanged numbers with her.
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i got a better idea, get on a treadmill and get a fucking job.
that should solve your women issues.
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Awww, Cauly... do you want me to be all metrofaggy for you? Perhaps I'll grow my hair back out a bit and slick it full of product. Then I'll get a fake tan, wear colored contacts and spray myself with french cologne. I'll be so fabulous!!! And then I'll run right out and get the first corporate job that requires a tie that I can. I would be a wonderful canidate for middle management, don't you think? Oh, I can't wait for power lunches and HR meetings!!! And YES, I'll do all of this to find my dream girl!
**vomit**
Any shallow, vapid cunt that requires all those things in a mate is not someone I want to even be associated with, let alone date...
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so let me guess this straight? you like beautiful women, you make collage about plastic TV chicks...but women shouldn't be superficial?
nice standards you have for yourself, bam bam bigelow.
i'm not as metro as you think. my current gf is the 1st one i have that isn't an artist type and that isn't dressing like a hippie. in the end, clothes don't matter all that much when you're naked.
i'm sure a lot of chicks wouldn't want to have you naked around them, mr "i'm superficial but girls can't be"
as for getting a job, it's simply a question a dignity, whatever it is that you do.
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As you made sure to leave out the line where I said "I did this for fun," you obviously take this post far too seriously. It was a blatant hitwhore piece, something to do last night while I had heartburn keeping me awake. I'm hardly superficial when it comes to women. I'd much rather take the plain girl reading a book than the two idiot supermodels beside her. I perfer natural beauty over plastic, fakery any day; Inion and I argue about this all the time.
And I know, I know... LOL... I just sit in my apartment and write all day, occasionally doing some freelance artwork. Sure, it doesn't make me much cash, but I'll bet any amount of money I'm happier than you are.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa there Caul, your French is showing bad.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love it how some "men" live in an alternate reality that only them are attracted to beauty. that men who udnerstand that this is nonesense are automatically emptyheaded metrofags and that women who fall for those are superficial shallow cunts.
you embody the word loser.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:29:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:42:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:37:51 EDT (#)
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stop masturbating over television/movie airbrush queens and go meet someone who may actually touch your penis in real life, please.
thanks.
__________________
The fuck buddy and I split a while ago.
The other chick I was spending time with is seeing someone now.
This past weekend I met an awesome Art Ed major at the bar and exchanged numbers with her.
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i got a better idea, get on a treadmill and get a fucking job.
that should solve your women issues.
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Awww, Cauly... do you want me to be all metrofaggy for you? Perhaps I'll grow my hair back out a bit and slick it full of product. Then I'll get a fake tan, wear colored contacts and spray myself with french cologne. I'll be so fabulous!!! And then I'll run right out and get the first corporate job that requires a tie that I can. I would be a wonderful canidate for middle management, don't you think? Oh, I can't wait for power lunches and HR meetings!!! And YES, I'll do all of this to find my dream girl!
**vomit**
Any shallow, vapid cunt that requires all those things in a mate is not someone I want to even be associated with, let alone date...
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so let me guess this straight? you like beautiful women, you make collage about plastic TV chicks...but women shouldn't be superficial?
nice standards you have for yourself, bam bam bigelow.
i'm not as metro as you think. my current gf is the 1st one i have that isn't an artist type and that isn't dressing like a hippie. in the end, clothes don't matter all that much when you're naked.
i'm sure a lot of chicks wouldn't want to have you naked around them, mr "i'm superficial but girls can't be"
as for getting a job, it's simply a question a dignity, whatever it is that you do.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:29:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:42:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:37:51 EDT (#)
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stop masturbating over television/movie airbrush queens and go meet someone who may actually touch your penis in real life, please.
thanks.
__________________
The fuck buddy and I split a while ago.
The other chick I was spending time with is seeing someone now.
This past weekend I met an awesome Art Ed major at the bar and exchanged numbers with her.
===
i got a better idea, get on a treadmill and get a fucking job.
that should solve your women issues.
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Awww, Cauly... do you want me to be all metrofaggy for you? Perhaps I'll grow my hair back out a bit and slick it full of product. Then I'll get a fake tan, wear colored contacts and spray myself with french cologne. I'll be so fabulous!!! And then I'll run right out and get the first corporate job that requires a tie that I can. I would be a wonderful canidate for middle management, don't you think? Oh, I can't wait for power lunches and HR meetings!!! And YES, I'll do all of this to find my dream girl!
**vomit**
Any shallow, vapid cunt that requires all those things in a mate is not someone I want to even be associated with, let alone date...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1, 1, 2, 1, 2.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...And combined they weight a whopping 120 lbs....WET.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and: 1, 2, neither, 1, neither
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) 1, evangeline is so vulnerable sometimes but still so hot, and tough to boot
2) 2, mandy moore is such a cutie, and im a whore for brunettes
3) 1, Summer, purely for her performance in "serenity" so cute but kicks ass
4) 1, Shawnee, not for her role in SAW but because she's had small roles in other shit and
I always said, "who is that hot ass girl" example she was in an episode of the x-files
called "firewalker." She was in "armageddon" as a girl in a bar talking to steve buschemi
and also, I just found out that she was one of the voices in GTA: Vice City
5) 2, just cause she's much hotter, never even seen "veronica mars"
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also : 2,1,2,1.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
311 reviews....
WTF?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I must be getting old. I knew who like three of these women were.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:29:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:42:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:37:51 EDT (#)
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stop masturbating over television/movie airbrush queens and go meet someone who may actually touch your penis in real life, please.
thanks.
__________________
The fuck buddy and I split a while ago.
The other chick I was spending time with is seeing someone now.
This past weekend I met an awesome Art Ed major at the bar and exchanged numbers with her.
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i got a better idea, get on a treadmill and get a fucking job.
that should solve your women issues.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost missed the last part of the "Armada" because of this post.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:10:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:42:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:37:51 EDT (#)
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stop masturbating over television/movie airbrush queens and go meet someone who may actually touch your penis in real life, please.
thanks.
__________________
The fuck buddy and I split a while ago.
The other chick I was spending time with is seeing someone now.
This past weekend I met an awesome Art Ed major at the bar and exchanged numbers with her.
This was simply a hitwhore post for fun.
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I was just teasing you, butch.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 11:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
308
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-18 11:20:51 EDT (#)
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The shorter list would be "who HASN'T Shlongy banged on this list"?
This DOESN'T have 305 reviews already.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 11:20:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:05:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:58:44 EDT (#)
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shit, i'll try to get them to let you drop a fucking atomic bomb if you'll sleep with me.
would you settle for letting you fire a Howitzer? those things are pretty fucking harsh.
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Sorry but I demand tanks and now I must also add muffins to that. An atomic bomb and riding in one of those fancypants military helicopters would be pretty awesome too though
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i can bake you muffins. and flying on the Blackhawks is pretty damn cool. i got to dangle my feet off a Chinook with the cargo bay open as we flew over Baghdad at night and that was pretty sweet too. i'll never forget that ride.
my brother is in an aviation squadron in San Diego. i might be able to get you a ride if you're willing to meet up with me to party there. i was going to visit him anyway. he's got some pretty sweet hookups there. taking after his older brother...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 11:11:07 EDT (#)
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urbane wins
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 11:01:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:51:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:49:26 EDT (#)
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I don't understand why people on here are always telling me to "Get Out More."
I constantly post stupid pictures of my drunk ass at the bar with my idiot friends...
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You need to get out more Kaos
hehehehehehehe
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we might just mean out of the bar more :p
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 11:01:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:59:10 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:57:39 EDT (#)
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small yet perfectly formed....
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I tell myself that too. Sadly teh laydeees don't see it that way :-(
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well im 6ft or if you are a retard 184 cm so the laydees love perching on my shoulders
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:59:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:57:39 EDT (#)
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small yet perfectly formed....
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I tell myself that too. Sadly teh laydeees don't see it that way :-(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:58:05 EDT (#)
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That Shawnee Smith girl was in "Who's Harry Crumb."
That is all.
"See for yourself, Butch."
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
small yet perfectly formed....
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Top right. Perfect boobs.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:56:28 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/108842
aww me as a child
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:53:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:51:28 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:38:42 EDT (#)
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Hang on I thought Garibaldi were this.........
http://www.britishdelights.com/images/garibaldi.jpg
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Not quite. It's an orange fish that is protected and all that. It's like the state fish or something for California.
http://www.whozoo.org/Anlife2002/johnengl/garibaldiFWZ12212000cc34.JPG
And that really would be the best email ever but sadly that's not it. What is yours?
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nickhallinbristol.at.hotmail.co.uk, Whats the email addy on your posts then? Is that your cover email.
I prefer my garibaldis.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:51:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:49:26 EDT (#)
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I don't understand why people on here are always telling me to "Get Out More."
I constantly post stupid pictures of my drunk ass at the bar with my idiot friends...
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You need to get out more Kaos
hehehehehehehe
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:51:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:38:42 EDT (#)
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Hang on I thought Garibaldi were this.........
http://www.britishdelights.com/images/garibaldi.jpg
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Not quite. It's an orange fish that is protected and all that. It's like the state fish or something for California.
http://www.whozoo.org/Anlife2002/johnengl/garibaldiFWZ12212000cc34.JPG
And that really would be the best email ever but sadly that's not it. What is yours?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bynes actually got me to laugh a couple times when I watched She's the Man. I was pleasantly surprised.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:49:26 EDT (#)
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I don't understand why people on here are always telling me to "Get Out More."
I constantly post stupid pictures of my drunk ass at the bar with my idiot friends...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:46:46 EDT (#)
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nice.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:43:33 EDT (#)
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That Ed Majors is a heart breaker, *sniffle*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:43:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:42:10 EDT (#)
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i can't think of anything rude enough to say actually.
i think i may be ill.
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Well I shall be around when it comes to you I'm sure.
Maybe not today, but one day........
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:42:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:37:51 EDT (#)
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stop masturbating over television/movie airbrush queens and go meet someone who may actually touch your penis in real life, please.
thanks.
__________________
The fuck buddy and I split a while ago.
The other chick I was spending time with is seeing someone now.
This past weekend I met an awesome Art Ed major at the bar and exchanged numbers with her.
This was simply a hitwhore post for fun.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:42:10 EDT (#)
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i can't think of anything rude enough to say actually.
i think i may be ill.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:40:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:39:36 EDT (#)
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bite me :p
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Finally we get somewhere!
Gladly me dear. Anywhere in particular?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:39:44 EDT (#)
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left, right, neither, neither, left.
That was easier than I thought!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:39:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:38:43 BST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:36:32 EDT (#)
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then why the hell did you just not say champagne?
WHY THE FUCK TO YOU FUCKING ENGLISH PEOPLE ABBREVIATE FUCKING EVERYTHING!??!
STOP IT!!
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Okay.
Didn't think it would cause such a stir; and I don't think our American cousins can really comment on abreviating and changing the English language.
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Yes that was an odd remark from the lady!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:39:36 EDT (#)
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bite me :p
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:38:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:36:32 EDT (#)
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then why the hell did you just not say champagne?
WHY THE FUCK TO YOU FUCKING ENGLISH PEOPLE ABBREVIATE FUCKING EVERYTHING!??!
STOP IT!!
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Okay.
Didn't think it would cause such a stir; and I don't think our American cousins can really comment on abreviating and changing the English language.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:38:42 EDT (#)
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Hang on I thought Garibaldi were this.........
http://www.britishdelights.com/images/garibaldi.jpg
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:37:51 EDT (#)
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stop masturbating over television/movie airbrush queens and go meet someone who may actually touch your penis in real life, please.
thanks.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:31:19 BST (#)
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I've never been to NYC you lucky bastard. If you'd like to email me go ahead. I'm sure you can figure out my email addy
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Umm ok baddassjulie.at.muffin.com
NYC is cool, but it would be nice for the taxi drivers to know where they are going.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:37:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:34:20 EDT (#)
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No one should ever have to put up with listening to Garibaldi's mate. That is just sick
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Go snorkeling or diving at Catalina during mating season. You will be traumatized for life
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
then why the hell did you just not say champagne?
WHY THE FUCK TO YOU FUCKING ENGLISH PEOPLE ABBREVIATE FUCKING EVERYTHING!??!
STOP IT!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:36:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:32:42 EDT (#)
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This does NOT have 271 reviews already.
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Hey Shlongy.
So... which of these chicks have you banged already? I'm guessing Sherri Moon.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:35:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:34:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:30:06 EDT (#)
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Goats Balls??? GOATS BALLS????
We arent fucking Greek (I don't even know if they use goats balls but I fancy that it is likely)
Just fruity lovliness goes in; oh and some bread but it soaks up the juices so isnt quite as bad as it sounds.
Washed down with Champers
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wtf is champers?
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Champagne!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:34:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:26:57 EDT (#)
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but they're not full figured. they're just plain figured, ie they have one.
and reese witherspoon is tiny.
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Are they? I dunno, I would agree with you, but that's what teh intarwebz tells me.
Kate Winslet has a pretty big chest... same with Liv Tyler. Maybe that's why?
Hell, I didn't know Reese Witherspoon was tiny. I don't really pay attention.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:34:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:30:06 EDT (#)
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Goats Balls??? GOATS BALLS????
We arent fucking Greek (I don't even know if they use goats balls but I fancy that it is likely)
Just fruity lovliness goes in; oh and some bread but it soaks up the juices so isnt quite as bad as it sounds.
Washed down with Champers
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wtf is champers?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:34:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:31:19 EDT (#)
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And Drogo, it's illegal to kill or catch garibaldi in California. Not sure if it is elsewhere though. You can hear them fucking underwater and it's creepy
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That's what makes the Garibaldi so special; the illicit pleasure that is gained from the secret hunt and then eating.
No one should ever have to put up with listening to Garibaldi's mate. That is just sick
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:32:42 EDT (#)
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This does NOT have 271 reviews already.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:26:30 EDT (#)
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tyra banks full figured?
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Hell, I dunno...
See, to me these chicks don't look that skinny. But I guess if you actually were to meet them, they're painfully thin.
Most of the women I've dated have been relatively slender, but with curves.
Of course, they all thought they were fat at, like, 135 lbs.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:31:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:08:36 EDT (#)
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When i was in NYC I had people circling me at bars, asking me to say certain phrases, it was very unnerving. One girl said I sounded liek Michael Caine and Hugh Grant, but I believe those to be the only English people she had ever heard of.
Well tally ho, I prefer coffee to tea however but my mother always makes me tea! Yep cookies , thats what I meant, so what did you say your email address was??
Smooth mo fo
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I've never been to NYC you lucky bastard. If you'd like to email me go ahead. I'm sure you can figure out my email addy.
And Drogo, it's illegal to kill or catch garibaldi in California. Not sure if it is elsewhere though. You can hear them fucking underwater and it's creepy
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:31:16 EDT (#)
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My favourite desert is banoffe pie or thise little rolls covered with chocolate with cream inside.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:30:06 EDT (#)
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Goats Balls??? GOATS BALLS????
We arent fucking Greek (I don't even know if they use goats balls but I fancy that it is likely)
Just fruity lovliness goes in; oh and some bread but it soaks up the juices so isnt quite as bad as it sounds.
Washed down with Champers
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:28:40 EDT (#)
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Well i dont want any chunks!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:27:35 EDT (#)
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there's probably goats balls in it or something.
fuck pudding in all its varieties, i'm not touching it.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:26:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:20:15 EDT (#)
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right. um. i'll just trust the locals on what to eat i guess. i refuse to eat anything with "pudding" in the name though. too many bad bad things go with pudding.
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Summer Fruit Pudding is fabulous! With lovely fresh Single cream!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:26:57 EDT (#)
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but they're not full figured. they're just plain figured, ie they have one.
and reese witherspoon is tiny.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:26:30 EDT (#)
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tyra banks full figured?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:25:34 EDT (#)
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KW is so lovely.......althought Cate Blanchett is grrrrr!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:23:55 EDT (#)
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These are considered "Full Figured" female celebrities, I guess...
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Kate-Winslet/Kate-Winslet-41.JPG
http://www.ladiesgallery.net/pictures/ReeseWitherspoon6.jpg
http://www.saranair.com/gallery/gallery/liv/thumb/24.jpg
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:20:24 EDT (#)
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Biscuit
http://www.123healthybalance.com/i/products/milk-choc-digestive.jpg
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:20:15 EDT (#)
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right. um. i'll just trust the locals on what to eat i guess. i refuse to eat anything with "pudding" in the name though. too many bad bad things go with pudding.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:18:16 EDT (#)
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THAT SHIT IS DEFINITIVE
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:17:34 EDT (#)
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no NO no!!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:15:32 EDT (#)
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BISCUIT: http://druh.com/rc/rc_tt_timtam.jpg
COOKIE: http://photo.bldesign.org/photos/misc/cookie.jpg
CRACKER: http://www.uiowa.edu/~commstud/adclass/craig/ritz.gif
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:14:50 EDT (#)
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mmmm jammy dodger
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:13:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:10:09 EDT (#)
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thought biscuit = cookie.
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Think Drier, smaller, and more cardboard like and you would be right.
Mind you I could kill a garibaldi right now
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:58:54 EDT (#)
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Hi Sinistral!!! **waves**
I've been awake now for, oh... about 26 hours.
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Um, hi?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:11:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:08:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:05:17 EDT (#)
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Kaos King can you do this kinda post involving well appealing bigger ladies?? Not that I have a fetish or anything, just be interesting.
Im not huge so need a women smaller than me, in build that is.
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Um, gimme some examples of what you're looking for...
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Well Mother Fuck!
He asks for Fatties in his silken English Tongue and is pandered to.
I mention one little thing about Growlers and I get............ Oh Actually I agree, carry on.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:10:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:08:51 BST (#)
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Um, gimme some examples of what you're looking for...
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His fat balding mother. I have pictures.
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Sorry Dad.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:10:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:05:52 EDT (#)
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Lisa Loeb, - Super cute!!!
Maggie Gyllenhaal, - kinda 'meh'
Claire Danes, - kinda 'meh'
Bjork, - scares me, but adorable
Emmanuelle Chriqui. - I don't know who that is...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:10:09 EDT (#)
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thought biscuit = cookie.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:09:54 EDT (#)
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Rennee whats her face??
she's a bit chunky.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:08:51 EDT (#)
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Um, gimme some examples of what you're looking for...
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His fat balding mother. I have pictures.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:08:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:05:17 EDT (#)
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Kaos King can you do this kinda post involving well appealing bigger ladies?? Not that I have a fetish or anything, just be interesting.
Im not huge so need a women smaller than me, in build that is.
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if you can find one pretty "bigger" actress i'll be amazed. they pick the fat ones cuz they're the ugly underdog.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:08:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:06:01 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:59:07 EDT (#)
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Be still my beating heart.
Yep you the women, even Myleene cant come close to my muffin love to you.
I can seduce you with biscuits too.....
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Because you are English, I will assume you mean cookies. You may also seduce me with good tea and your fancy accent.
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When i was in NYC I had people circling me at bars, asking me to say certain phrases, it was very unnerving. One girl said I sounded liek Michael Caine and Hugh Grant, but I believe those to be the only English people she had ever heard of.
Well tally ho, I prefer coffee to tea however but my mother always makes me tea! Yep cookies , thats what I meant, so what did you say your email address was??
Smooth mo fo
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:05:17 EDT (#)
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Kaos King can you do this kinda post involving well appealing bigger ladies?? Not that I have a fetish or anything, just be interesting.
Im not huge so need a women smaller than me, in build that is.
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Um, gimme some examples of what you're looking for...
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:06:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:59:07 EDT (#)
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Be still my beating heart.
Yep you the women, even Myleene cant come close to my muffin love to you.
I can seduce you with biscuits too.....
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Because you are English, I will assume you mean cookies. You may also seduce me with good tea and your fancy accent.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:05:52 EDT (#)
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Lisa Loeb, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Claire Danes, Bjork, Emmanuelle Chriqui.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:05:17 EDT (#)
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Kaos King can you do this kinda post involving well appealing bigger ladies?? Not that I have a fetish or anything, just be interesting.
Im not huge so need a women smaller than me, in build that is.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:04:01 EDT (#)
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It was nearly ART, man.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Evangeline Lily stomps Ali Larter's ass.
2. Amanda Bynes was inexplicably hot in that WB show, while Mandy Moore has just never done anything for me at all.
3. Summer Glau's body in Serenity was the stuff dreams are made of, but her face...haha butterface. I don't really know who Sarah Carter is, but I think Dead Or Alive is on my Blockbuster list for superhot Jamie Pressly. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say Sarah Carter.
4. Shawnee Smith was actually hotter on a little-known TV show with Ted Danson, called Becker. She does a great job of playing an ex-tweaker turned murderer-in-training, but I don't find her attractive at all in the Saw movies. However, judging by these pictures (because I've never seen any movie Sherri Moon has been in), Shawnee's potential return to hotness, and the fact that I'd be pretty skeeved out with any chick that touches Rob Zombie by choice, I definitely have to go with Shawnee Smith on this one.
5. I hated that chick on Gilmore Girls. The mom was hotter. Kristen Bell all the way. She's just fuckin' hot.
Nicely done, lad. Evangeline Lily is by far the hottest thing on this list, but I like how you stayed far from the staple-of-beauty chicks while camparing 10 women any man would pay to see wrestle in baby oil.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:02:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:00:21 EDT (#)
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I just can't believe you put together a review made of that much sheer embarrassment.
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It's just so easy. You just type is this special box and click rank and Voila! all done.
Anyway why would I be embarrassed? You all just live in my computey box and you go to sleep when I press shutdown.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:01:18 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry Ei.
Stupid work with all its... work!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:00:21 EDT (#)
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I just can't believe you put together a review made of that much sheer embarrassment.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:00:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:57:51 EDT (#)
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I just want to marry Myleene Klass......
Waits for the roar.
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ROAR!
Why are we roaring?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alexis Bledel FTW
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:00:10 EDT (#)
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kidding.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:59:56 EDT (#)
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for you....fuck it!!
I cant spell or punctuate, I am at work you see and people keep getting me to do stuff.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:59:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:57:18 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:43:45 EDT (#)
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Man, wheres me women gone!!
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HI EI! you better mean me after you spent all that time seducing me with muffins.
Whore
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Be still my beating heart.
Yep you the women, even Myleene cant come close to my muffin love to you.
I can seduce you with biscuits too.....
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:58:54 EDT (#)
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Hi Sinistral!!! **waves**
I've been awake now for, oh... about 26 hours.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:57:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:52:51 EDT (#)
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yeah but i saw your o face :D
too bad it was followed by "shit" :(
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what?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:57:51 EDT (#)
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I just want to marry Myleene Klass......
Waits for the roar.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:43:45 EDT (#)
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Man, wheres me women gone!!
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HI EI! you better mean me after you spent all that time seducing me with muffins.
Whore
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:56:32 EDT (#)
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I looked at this post when nobody had reviewed it. 2(ish) hours later there are 220+ reviews. I'd say mission accomplished.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:56:28 EDT (#)
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saying "hi" on uber brings about interesting comments.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:56:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:54:37 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure if more than half of these girls are even attractive.
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Um... okay.
Name me five "celebrity" chicks that you find appealling. I'm just curious.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:55:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:52:26 EDT (#)
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Drogo, are you drunk or just stupid?
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Actually both have been known; I think it is more the case of being really bored today and wanting to pass the time, thought5 throwing a comment like that would bring down some interesting comments.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:55:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 23:54:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:52:26 EDT (#)
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Drogo, are you drunk or just stupid?
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Awww... poor Drogo...
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Poor everyone who reads his review.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:54:54 EDT (#)
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It is true though he is a freak, I find him adorable but thats just my gay friendly side.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:54:37 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure if more than half of these girls are even attractive.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:54:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:52:26 EDT (#)
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Drogo, are you drunk or just stupid?
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Awww... poor Drogo...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:53:21 EDT (#)
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Drogo, you filthy weirdo
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:53:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:50:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:49:43 BST (#)
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Ooops!
Hey Emmission umm lets change the topic.
Umm I like number 4! That was the question right?
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What are you using me for cover for!!
Im not stoopid.
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Umm I just noticed you were being ignored by the ladies (40 year lod men in Dressing gowns) and wanted to bring you back into the fold :-)
Honest; nothing to do with covering up my Faux Pas (sp)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:52:51 EDT (#)
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yeah but i saw your o face :D
too bad it was followed by "shit" :(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:52:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:49:43 EDT (#)
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and Kaos my "O" face photo gives laughter to many, though I have no idea what my "O" face looks like I feel like if it looked like that I wouldn't be able to convince many to give me one again.
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Oh, I don't think "Laughter" is the word I would use...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:52:26 EDT (#)
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Drogo, are you drunk or just stupid?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:51:47 EDT (#)
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haha so if you sleep with a women with a shaven haven, YOU THINK OMG she is 12??
AhahhaahahHAHAHHAHAAhahahaha
HAIR DOWN THERE IS WRONG!!
IM SHAVEN ;)
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:51:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:49:43 EDT (#)
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I'm not going to lie... where the hell did that come from?
and your completely wrong.
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I don't know. SOmeone came into my office and disturbed me whilst I was typing. I feel shamed. I'm glowing god dammit. Christ people are trying to light their smokes off my ears.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:51:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:48:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:45:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:43:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:41:29 EDT (#)
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hey well i am looking for a sperm donor for a uk anchor baby.
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Sold!!
What do I have to do
*Fingers crossed that we arent doing that test tube shit; last time it took hours to get that thing off.*
By Anchor baby; does that mean we are drowning the little bastard? Seems a bit harsh; can't we just sell it?
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no no, my plan for immigration is much like most of south america's. get knocked up, get free room and board.
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Why would you want to come live here?
Anyway according to the current 'Immigration Ethos' You really dont fit the profile; even if you did get knocked up by a 'Home grown' boy.
Just saying is all.
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like most things in my life: sounded like a good idea at the time.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:50:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:49:43 BST (#)
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Ooops!
Hey Emmission umm lets change the topic.
Umm I like number 4! That was the question right?
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What are you using me for cover for!!
Im not stoopid.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:49:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:46:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:40:56 EDT (#)
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Let me tell you a little story about a girl named Katy, she was the queen of all things nekkid.
She liked naked ladies and naked men, she even drew them with her pen, she liked naked boobs and naked boxes... yeah I have run out of rhymes already suffice to say Katy likes the naked stuff. She's also lovely, and its all a massive cover up so you can worship her when the directory comes out.
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This just seems really uncanny and you may not believe this but I LIKE THE NEKKID STUFF TOO.
It just all seems to good to be true.
I do prefer a slight fur on the box though; the whole completely shaven thing just makes me think paedo! Only my personal opinion and doesnt mean I want a return to full on Beaver growing.
I'm going to shut up about this now
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I'm not going to lie... where the hell did that come from?
and your completely wrong.
and Kaos my "O" face photo gives laughter to many, though I have no idea what my "O" face looks like I feel like if it looked like that I wouldn't be able to convince many to give me one again.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:49:43 EDT (#)
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Ooops!
Hey Emmission umm lets change the topic.
Umm I like number 4! That was the question right?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:48:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:46:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:40:56 EDT (#)
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Let me tell you a little story about a girl named Katy, she was the queen of all things nekkid.
She liked naked ladies and naked men, she even drew them with her pen, she liked naked boobs and naked boxes... yeah I have run out of rhymes already suffice to say Katy likes the naked stuff. She's also lovely, and its all a massive cover up so you can worship her when the directory comes out.
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This just seems really uncanny and you may not believe this but I LIKE THE NEKKID STUFF TOO.
It just all seems to good to be true.
I do prefer a slight fur on the box though; the whole completely shaven thing just makes me think paedo! Only my personal opinion and doesnt mean I want a return to full on Beaver growing.
I'm going to shut up about this now
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No, by all means Katy... let's discuss your grooming habits.
**snickers**
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:48:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:45:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:41:29 EDT (#)
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hey well i am looking for a sperm donor for a uk anchor baby.
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Sold!!
What do I have to do
*Fingers crossed that we arent doing that test tube shit; last time it took hours to get that thing off.*
By Anchor baby; does that mean we are drowning the little bastard? Seems a bit harsh; can't we just sell it?
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no no, my plan for immigration is much like most of south america's. get knocked up, get free room and board.
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Why would you want to come live here?
Anyway according to the current 'Immigration Ethos' You really dont fit the profile; even if you did get knocked up by a 'Home grown' boy.
Just saying is all.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:46:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:43:30 EDT (#)
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I understand the difference of opinion, but I would think you would make your stand somewhere else than an obvious hitwhore post which is for mediocre ratings but 4k hits. Also, it's not as if you've taken a hard stance against filenames in your posts, just against me mentioning the times when you don't have one.
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*ahem*
Darko FTW
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:46:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:40:56 EDT (#)
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Let me tell you a little story about a girl named Katy, she was the queen of all things nekkid.
She liked naked ladies and naked men, she even drew them with her pen, she liked naked boobs and naked boxes... yeah I have run out of rhymes already suffice to say Katy likes the naked stuff. She's also lovely, and its all a massive cover up so you can worship her when the directory comes out.
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This just seems really uncanny and you may not believe this but I LIKE THE NEKKID STUFF TOO.
It just all seems to good to be true.
I do prefer a slight fur on the box though; the whole completely shaven thing just makes me think paedo! Only my personal opinion and doesnt mean I want a return to full on Beaver growing.
I'm going to shut up about this now
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:45:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:43:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:41:29 EDT (#)
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hey well i am looking for a sperm donor for a uk anchor baby.
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Sold!!
What do I have to do
*Fingers crossed that we arent doing that test tube shit; last time it took hours to get that thing off.*
By Anchor baby; does that mean we are drowning the little bastard? Seems a bit harsh; can't we just sell it?
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no no, my plan for immigration is much like most of south america's. get knocked up, get free room and board.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:45:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:40:56 EDT (#)
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Let me tell you a little story about a girl named Katy, she was the queen of all things nekkid.
She liked naked ladies and naked men, she even drew them with her pen, she liked naked boobs and naked boxes... yeah I have run out of rhymes already suffice to say Katy likes the naked stuff. She's also lovely, and its all a massive cover up so you can worship her when the directory comes out.
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Hehehe... She really does make such a fuss about the most trival things sometimes.
Although I can think of a particular "Profile Picture" of another certain someone, Miss Juls...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:43:47 EDT (#)
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i'm not in the directory juls. i didn't link a camwhore and haven't provided a new one.
you're right about the nudity though. i think it worries my parents.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:43:45 EDT (#)
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Man, wheres me women gone!!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:43:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:41:29 EDT (#)
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hey well i am looking for a sperm donor for a uk anchor baby.
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Sold!!
What do I have to do
*Fingers crossed that we arent doing that test tube shit; last time it took hours to get that thing off.*
By Anchor baby; does that mean we are drowning the little bastard? Seems a bit harsh; can't we just sell it?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:43:30 EDT (#)
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I understand the difference of opinion, but I would think you would make your stand somewhere else than an obvious hitwhore post which is for mediocre ratings but 4k hits. Also, it's not as if you've taken a hard stance against filenames in your posts, just against me mentioning the times when you don't have one.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:41:40 EDT (#)
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DROGO SCORES!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:41:29 EDT (#)
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hey well i am looking for a sperm donor for a uk anchor baby.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:41:25 EDT (#)
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And now I'm all alone again
Nowhere to turn, no one to go to.
Without a home, without a friend
without a face to say hello to
But now the night is near
And I can make-believe he's here
Sometimes I walk alone at night
When everybody else is sleeping
I think of him and then I'm happy
With the company I'm keeping
The city goes to bed
And I can live inside my head
On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him 'til morning
Without him, I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way, I close my eyes and he has found me
In the rain
The pavement shines like silver
All the lights are misty in the river
In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight
And all I see is him and me forever and forever
And I know it's only in my mind
That I'm talking to myself and not to him
And although I know that he is blind
Still I say there's a way for us
I love him
But when the night is over
He is gone
The river's just a river
Without him, the world around me changes
The trees are bare and everywhere the streets are full of strangers
I love him
But every day I'm lonely
All my life I've only been pretending
Without me, his world will go on turning
The world is full of happiness that I have never known
I love him
I love him
I love him...
But only on my own...
(sniffle)
:'(
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:40:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:33:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:31:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:28:44 EDT (#)
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i'm not even wearing that drogo. and i'm at work.
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She does her best work naked.
wait what?
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I'm listening! Pray; please continue.
*Shuffles closer to desk*
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Let me tell you a little story about a girl named Katy, she was the queen of all things nekkid.
She liked naked ladies and naked men, she even drew them with her pen, she liked naked boobs and naked boxes... yeah I have run out of rhymes already suffice to say Katy likes the naked stuff. She's also lovely, and its all a massive cover up so you can worship her when the directory comes out.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:40:51 EDT (#)
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I'm looking forward to being 40 so I can become a FILF. Of course I could be one now; if I had kids but I don't, but hopefully by 40 I will have accidently imprgnated some woman.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:40:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:32:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:30:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:28:07 EDT (#)
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Christ Kaos. Stop flirting with random Intraweb Girlies; you know they are really 40 year old men wearing their dressing gowns!
______________________
Thank you, Drogo.
**pictures Drogo in a dressing gown and jerks it furiously**
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*Bows; grabs more tissue*
It's only jealousy as they never do teh internet flirtz with little old me.
*Reaches for blades*
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well hell i'll flirt with ya. jake gyllenhaal lookalikes are always welcome.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:39:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:36:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:30:18 EDT (#)
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filename
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Darko... you DO realize this is why you're NEVER getting your rating back, right???
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You do realize that only encourages me to leave arbitrary ratings + comments, right???
If bart wanted to make a list of things I'd have to do to get my ratings back that included never leaving the filename comment again I'd do it. But until he tells me/gives me reason to start ratings things from a certain perspective, I won't give a fuck how I rate things.
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Dude, I'm not trying to start shit; we've been through this too many times.
Just a difference of opinion I suppose...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:38:52 EDT (#)
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remind me to kill juls.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:38:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 23:34:18 EST (#)
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*calls 1900 957 016 to be comforted by the announcements*
Fixed.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:38:35 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:37:50 EDT (#)
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the only great thing i can see about hitting 40 is i'm closer to my aarp insurance rates.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:37:17 EDT (#)
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Photo's?????????
Christ please let me see photos I shall use them only for good; I pwomise!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:37:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:34:18 EDT (#)
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*calls girlfriend*
Stagger FTW X 2!
______________________
**could call ex-fuck buddy but she annoyed Kaos too much when she would open her mouth other than for sexual purposes**
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:36:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:30:18 EDT (#)
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filename
________________
Darko... you DO realize this is why you're NEVER getting your rating back, right???
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You do realize that only encourages me to leave arbitrary ratings + comments, right???
If bart wanted to make a list of things I'd have to do to get my ratings back that included never leaving the filename comment again I'd do it. But until he tells me/gives me reason to start ratings things from a certain perspective, I won't give a fuck how I rate things.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:35:06 EDT (#)
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Juls supposedly has a secret cache of Katy photos that she teases me with...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:34:18 EDT (#)
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*calls girlfriend*
Stagger FTW X 2!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:33:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:31:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:28:44 EDT (#)
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i'm not even wearing that drogo. and i'm at work.
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She does her best work naked.
wait what?
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I'm listening! Pray; please continue.
*Shuffles closer to desk*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:30:18 EDT (#)
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filename
________________
Darko... you DO realize this is why you're NEVER getting your rating back, right???
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:30:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:28:07 EDT (#)
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Christ Kaos. Stop flirting with random Intraweb Girlies; you know they are really 40 year old men wearing their dressing gowns!
______________________
Thank you, Drogo.
**pictures Drogo in a dressing gown and jerks it furiously**
--
*Bows; grabs more tissue*
It's only jealousy as they never do teh internet flirtz with little old me.
*Reaches for blades*
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Larter, Moore, Carter, Moon, Bell.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:31:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:28:44 EDT (#)
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i'm not even wearing that drogo. and i'm at work.
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She does her best work naked.
wait what?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:28:07 EDT (#)
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Christ Kaos. Stop flirting with random Intraweb Girlies; you know they are really 40 year old men wearing their dressing gowns!
______________________
Thank you, Drogo.
**pictures Drogo in a dressing gown and jerks it furiously**
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
filename
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:29:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:28:44 EDT (#)
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i'm not even wearing that drogo. and i'm at work.
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I am! and I'm at work too. Mind you I'm not quite 40 yet; actually I have a while to go yet.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:27:24 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:19:18 EDT (#)
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Make it a pumpkin or cappucino one and deal's back on
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Hell,lets have them both and make it a fucking party.
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You sure do know the way to romance a girl. I'm so making out with you
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Does that mean I get a million +2's?
The 'power of muffins', wow that would of been a far better song than the 'power of love'
Good make out ;)
Muffintastic
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:28:44 EDT (#)
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i'm not even wearing that drogo. and i'm at work.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:28:07 EDT (#)
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Christ Kaos. Stop flirting with random Intraweb Girlies; you know they are really 40 year old men wearing their dressing gowns!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:27:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:19:18 EDT (#)
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Make it a pumpkin or cappucino one and deal's back on
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Hell,lets have them both and make it a fucking party.
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You sure do know the way to romance a girl. I'm so making out with you
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:26:22 EDT (#)
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This morning, I was travelling to work as per usual on the bus.There was this young women of about 17 sat to my right, in front of me.
She stood up to ring the bell, exposing the biggest g-string i had ever seen in my life.
I reckon I could of tied up three basketballs with it.
HUGE, possibly could of been a tightrope stolen from the circus.
Either way, why oh why oh why did she do that to me :(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:23:45 EDT (#)
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Hi Juls!!!
Okay, are we talking a laser AND some sharks... or sharks WITH lasers???
God, that would be so freakin' rad if sharks had lasers...
AND IF THEY COULD FLY!!!
Flying mutha' fucking sharks with lasers would rule my face off.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:22:13 EDT (#)
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and stagger ftw.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:20:55 EDT (#)
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I just spit coffee on my keyboard, you bastard from laughing
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:20:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:11:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:09:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:08:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:05:33 EDT (#)
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i only like #2 on the first set cuz she appears to have hips unlike every other girl there.
i think i can take all of them, probably at once.
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Well then Katy, I think if we had more photos of you to compare hips to...
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fine then comparison wise, i could give birth to these stick women :p
______________________
Says you. LET ME BE THE JUDGE OF SUCH THINGS!!!
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So I think I may have something that you might be interested in...
all for the low low cost of a laser and some sharks.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:20:45 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:19:59 EDT (#)
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Stagger...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:19:18 EDT (#)
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Make it a pumpkin or cappucino one and deal's back on
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Hell,lets have them both and make it a fucking party.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 23:16:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:12:36 EDT (#)
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well seriously. how hard would it be to pass someone as thick as a railroad spike?
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See, this is where I demand photographs so that I can study them to make pie charts and graphs.
I would ask for all of your measurements and such, like the situation clearly dictates.
Then you laugh and some random ass comes by and tells me how 'sad' I am for flirting with you over the intarwebz.
You know how this game is played... cut the crap Katy...
**smile**
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/crippling_loneliness
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:18:43 EDT (#)
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i felt sick :(
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:18:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:10:55 EDT (#)
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Sorry EI, I don't like chocolate. Deal's off.
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Hmmmmm i had eaten it anyway then my blueberry one so stick it up your ass miss tease.
hehe
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Make it a pumpkin or cappucino one and deal's back on
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:18:09 EDT (#)
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Why are you puking Ei???
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:17:16 EDT (#)
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*pukes*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:16:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:12:36 EDT (#)
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well seriously. how hard would it be to pass someone as thick as a railroad spike?
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See, this is where I demand photographs so that I can study them to make pie charts and graphs.
I would ask for all of your measurements and such, like the situation clearly dictates.
Then you laugh and some random ass comes by and tells me how 'sad' I am for flirting with you over the intarwebz.
You know how this game is played... cut the crap Katy...
**smile**
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:13:38 EDT (#)
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I could probably do it out of my anus.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:13:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:11:57 EDT (#)
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A WOMEN MUST HAVE NICE BOOBS.
I am yet to see anyones on Uber.
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Tiger LIly has a soapy set around here somewhere.
Lil' too big for my tastes...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:12:36 EDT (#)
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well seriously. how hard would it be to pass someone as thick as a railroad spike?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:11:57 EDT (#)
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A WOMEN MUST HAVE NICE BOOBS.
I am yet to see anyones on Uber.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:11:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:09:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:08:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:05:33 EDT (#)
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i only like #2 on the first set cuz she appears to have hips unlike every other girl there.
i think i can take all of them, probably at once.
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Well then Katy, I think if we had more photos of you to compare hips to...
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fine then comparison wise, i could give birth to these stick women :p
______________________
Says you. LET ME BE THE JUDGE OF SUCH THINGS!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:10:55 EDT (#)
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Sorry EI, I don't like chocolate. Deal's off.
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Hmmmmm i had eaten it anyway then my blueberry one so stick it up your ass miss tease.
hehe
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:09:51 EDT (#)
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OH NO WHAT HAVE I STARTED!!
Poor Julie, the wee cat.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:09:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:02:00 EDT (#)
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and for the record, i know you're not a whore. i'm just trying to make you feel dirty because i'm a big fucking pervert. ;)
i can get you on a military base, but i don't have any sweet hookups in Cali, so i don't know about this whole driving a tank thing. i could definitely swing it here, but you can't come here. =(
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I'd love to drive a tank in Afghanistan! It'd be way better than driving one in Ca. I mean, where could I really drive one here? I can't exactly drive down the 5 in a tank no matter how hard that would rock. Whenever I think of tanks I think of the speed junkie who stole one like 10 years ago.
Sorry EI, I don't like chocolate. Deal's off.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:09:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:08:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:05:33 EDT (#)
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i only like #2 on the first set cuz she appears to have hips unlike every other girl there.
i think i can take all of them, probably at once.
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Well then Katy, I think if we had more photos of you to compare hips to...
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fine then comparison wise, i could give birth to these stick women :p
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:08:41 EDT (#)
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Julie prefers larger weapons, they just feel better in her hands...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:08:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:05:33 EDT (#)
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i only like #2 on the first set cuz she appears to have hips unlike every other girl there.
i think i can take all of them, probably at once.
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Well then Katy, I think if we had more photos of you to compare hips to...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:08:38 EDT (#)
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well shit if all it took was a trip to a base to sleep with julie i'd so be down for that.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:08:08 EDT (#)
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Why cant anyone be serious, you see I think I would have chance with Cameron Diaz.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:07:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:05:48 EDT (#)
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There must be one famous women I can make out with!!
If anyone says Helen Mirren I will keeel you.
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Ooh, ooh.... I know!!!
Julie Dench!!!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:05:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:58:44 EDT (#)
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shit, i'll try to get them to let you drop a fucking atomic bomb if you'll sleep with me.
would you settle for letting you fire a Howitzer? those things are pretty fucking harsh.
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Sorry but I demand tanks and now I must also add muffins to that. An atomic bomb and riding in one of those fancypants military helicopters would be pretty awesome too though
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:05:48 EDT (#)
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There must be one famous women I can make out with!!
If anyone says Helen Mirren I will keeel you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:05:33 EDT (#)
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i only like #2 on the first set cuz she appears to have hips unlike every other girl there.
i think i can take all of them, probably at once.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:04:16 EDT (#)
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The United Kingdom has its results.
Left
Right
Right??
Right
Left
Goodnight.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:03:08 EDT (#)
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Hidden101 - seduction through the promise of violence!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:02:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:57:30 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:41:05 EDT (#)
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I will buy you a muffin if you make out with me.
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Wait, what kind of muffin?
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Chocolate chip..... with all the goodies inside
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:02:00 EDT (#)
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and for the record, i know you're not a whore. i'm just trying to make you feel dirty because i'm a big fucking pervert. ;)
i can get you on a military base, but i don't have any sweet hookups in Cali, so i don't know about this whole driving a tank thing. i could definitely swing it here, but you can't come here. =(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:01:07 EDT (#)
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Hi Cookie!!!
Yeah, your post was my inspiration. I was up all night with killer heartburn.
Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in "Fight Club" freakin' rules, BTW...
Personally, my picks are
#1 - (left) Evageline Lily
#2 - (right) Mandy Moore
#3 - (left) Summer Glau
#4 - (left) Shawnee Smith
#5 - (right) Kristen Bell
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:58:44 EDT (#)
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shit, i'll try to get them to let you drop a fucking atomic bomb if you'll sleep with me.
would you settle for letting you fire a Howitzer? those things are pretty fucking harsh.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:58:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:57:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:41:05 EDT (#)
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I will buy you a muffin if you make out with me.
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Wait, what kind of muffin?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:56:08 EDT (#)
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Alright... Linkswap is fine by me: http://www.ubersite.com/m/109328
I stopped trying to pick between girls after #1, which is obviously a point to Evangeline Lilly, because the rest of those girls had very weirdly shaped faces, and their heads are too big for their bodies. I am willing to attribute it to awkwardly posed photographs and too much airbrushing but still... guck.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:55:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:38:00 EDT (#)
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you're getting a lot of attention from these uber boys, Julie. do you want me to fuck you too? i should be leaving Afghanistan in a couple weeks and i'm taking a month off. besides partying in Chicago and New York, i can make a trip to LA. i'd love to pull your panties down and lick your little cunt... oooooh yeah... and then stick a finger in your tight little asshole while i tongue-fuck your pussy. yeah....
oh my god if i don't get laid soon i'm going to explode!
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Haha poor sexually frustrated hidden. Sadly I am not a whore though. Unless tanks are involved. If you get the military to let me drive a tank at least once, we'll talk.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:53:41 EDT (#)
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And then neither cos I don't rate Leftie and that's a pretty inconclusive picture of the other one and I've not heard of her.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:43:35 EDT (#)
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Stagger... you make me cry.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:43:08 EDT (#)
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she's a ninja mouse
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:42:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:39:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:32:55 EDT (#)
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i prefer girl girls to boy girls
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I guess we can't make out anymore then. I'm not a girly girl really.
And fuck you KK! SHOVE YOUR DAMN ROOFIES UP YOUR ASS! I'M NOT TAKING THEM!
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WHOA!!! Settle down there, Sarge!
Besides... I fed all of them to TTOM. Ghola's off in the corner practicing her ninja technique on his limp form...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:42:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 22:36:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:33:26 EDT (#)
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I hope Rob Zombie chokes on his camera.
I suspect I would've really liked Firefly had it been a comedy.
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*gasp!*
Firefly was perfect, you shut your mouth!!!
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/perfect
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fairly_average
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:41:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:39:09 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:32:55 EDT (#)
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i prefer girl girls to boy girls
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I guess we can't make out anymore then. I'm not a girly girl really.
And fuck you KK! SHOVE YOUR DAMN ROOFIES UP YOUR ASS! I'M NOT TAKING THEM!
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You misunterstand Julie, I was being humourous and witty in a truly British way.
I will buy you a muffin if you make out with me.
Roofies would work up the ass too .
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:39:58 EDT (#)
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those roofie things are a bunch of crap! i tried using them, but after i swallowed a couple of them i was too tired to rape anybody!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:39:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:38:00 BST (#)
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The Devil's Rejects was better. that movie was sweeeeeeet!
you're getting a lot of attention from these uber boys, Julie. do you want me to fuck you too? i should be leaving Afghanistan in a couple weeks and i'm taking a month off. besides partying in Chicago and New York, i can make a trip to LA. i'd love to pull your panties down and lick your little cunt... oooooh yeah... and then stick a finger in your tight little asshole while i tongue-fuck your pussy. yeah....
oh my god if i don't get laid soon i'm going to explode!
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Blimey even I wasnt that perverted.
Oh no that bananas making another appearance.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:39:27 EDT (#)
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Awesome, just awesome.
Lilly
Moore
Carter
Smith
Bledel
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:39:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:32:55 EDT (#)
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i prefer girl girls to boy girls
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I guess we can't make out anymore then. I'm not a girly girl really.
And fuck you KK! SHOVE YOUR DAMN ROOFIES UP YOUR ASS! I'M NOT TAKING THEM!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:38:00 EDT (#)
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The Devil's Rejects was better. that movie was sweeeeeeet!
you're getting a lot of attention from these uber boys, Julie. do you want me to fuck you too? i should be leaving Afghanistan in a couple weeks and i'm taking a month off. besides partying in Chicago and New York, i can make a trip to LA. i'd love to pull your panties down and lick your little cunt... oooooh yeah... and then stick a finger in your tight little asshole while i tongue-fuck your pussy. yeah....
oh my god if i don't get laid soon i'm going to explode!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:37:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:34:07 BST (#)
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A "Roofie" is a slang term for any date rape drug that incapacitates an individual.
Usually in pill or powder form, you slip it in somebody's drink at a bar.
Or in this case, shove handfulls directly into Julie's mouth...
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Strange but true, I have actually taken Rohypnol (sp) totally by accident, left my drink on the side in a club in Bristol, came back, drank it and about 15 minutes later had to be taken home.
Or i think it was home :(
But it was a surreal experience, cant remember getting home at all.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:36:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:33:26 EDT (#)
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I hope Rob Zombie chokes on his camera.
I suspect I would've really liked Firefly had it been a comedy.
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*gasp!*
Firefly was perfect, you shut your mouth!!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:34:07 EDT (#)
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A "Roofie" is a slang term for any date rape drug that incapacitates an individual.
Usually in pill or powder form, you slip it in somebody's drink at a bar.
Or in this case, shove handfulls directly into Julie's mouth...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:33:26 EDT (#)
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I hope Rob Zombie chokes on his camera.
I suspect I would've really liked Firefly had it been a comedy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:32:55 EDT (#)
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i prefer girl girls to boy girls
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:32:08 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
that was suppose to be like a "Good Girl" Julie.
I'm a terrible sadist. **weep**
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:31:36 EDT (#)
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ummm waits to get crucified, but whats a roofie??
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:30:31 EDT (#)
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EAT YOUR FUCKING ROOFIE LIKE A GIRL GIRL, JULIE!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:30:25 EDT (#)
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freddies gonna get you, freddies gonna get you
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:29:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:24:12 EDT (#)
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Sorry. I dislike the generic "villians lose, good triumphs" plot.
Everyone with a soul should die in a good horror movie. Die die die die.
I hope your cats eat those damn bunnies.
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Oh, I agree in most cases. I just thought "House" was REALLY bad.
And the cats are really, really confused by the 2 bunnies. They just stare at 'em.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:29:08 EDT (#)
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I just ate banana to fast and its slowly forcing its way out of me.......bad banana, bad banana
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:28:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:15:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:15:08 BST (#)
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...I bake cookies for poor children with cancer in my spare time...
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*waits*
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Hahaha ttom you are the greatest.
*spits roofies out when KK isn't looking*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:27:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:22:10 EDT (#)
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you really need to get out more, KK. you sure do talk about chicks a lot, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it makes you seem sexually depraved.
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Depraved? Yeah, probably...
But I get out all the time. Problem is, I'm surrounded by college girls.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108834
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108532
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97505
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:25:09 EDT (#)
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Do cats really eat rabbits??
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:24:12 EDT (#)
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Sorry. I dislike the generic "villians lose, good triumphs" plot.
Everyone with a soul should die in a good horror movie. Die die die die.
I hope your cats eat those damn bunnies.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:23:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:22:10 BST (#)
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which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it makes you seem sexually depraved.
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What do you mean "seem"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:23:20 EDT (#)
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I have never heard of the films you talk about, may I subscribe to your newsletter?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:22:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:19:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:03:56 EDT (#)
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yes, but I thought "Devil's Rejects" fucking ruled...
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I liked "house" but devil's rejects was pathetic. When the villians quit being hardcore and start whimpering, I'm out.
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Looks like I don't need to bother force feeding Ghola any pills this morning...
... she's been downing handfulls of her own!!!
"The Devil's Rejects" was a far superior movie. Don't make me send the bunnies after you...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:22:11 EDT (#)
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I am much more sweet and innocent than you obviously. I mean, I don't even know what sex and all that is, I bake cookies for poor children with cancer in my spare time, I help old people cross the street, and I have never done anything wrong or bad in my life. And how dare you, sir. No one is filming me make out, you harlot!
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*leads Julie into a dark corner*
if you don't know what sex is.......'hey that means she may think im good'.........
We will feed the cancer ridden flea bags of children afterwards.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:22:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:12:23 EDT (#)
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Evangeline Lilly for sure. Hot
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fuck yeah. and Sherri Moon.
i have no idea who the rest of these bitches are. i don't have a TV and i pretty much just download Lost or Trailer Park Boys when i want to watch something.
you really need to get out more, KK. you sure do talk about chicks a lot, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it makes you seem sexually depraved.
then again, there's a ton of hot Russian chicks running around on this base and i'm horny as fuck. which reminds me, it's time to schedule a full body massage from one of them tonight after i'm done at the gym...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:19:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:03:56 EDT (#)
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yes, but I thought "Devil's Rejects" fucking ruled...
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I liked "house" but devil's rejects was pathetic. When the villians quit being hardcore and start whimpering, I'm out.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:19:04 EDT (#)
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Hi Ghola! Stay and play with us.
I promise not to feed you any roofies like I shoving in Julie's mouth!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:17:59 EDT (#)
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"The sheriffs a N.."
*BONG*
"What did he say?"
"I think he said the sherrif is near"
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:17:18 EDT (#)
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**feeds Julie some more roofies and whacks her on the head again with a shovel**
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:16:06 EDT (#)
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'Nah, we rape the shit out of them at the number six dance later on!'
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:16:02 EDT (#)
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Larter
Moore
Glau
Moon
Bledel
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:15:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:15:08 BST (#)
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...I bake cookies for poor children with cancer in my spare time...
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*waits*
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:15:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:05:21 EDT (#)
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Well so am i, have you seen my photo :) Pure innoncence that is and before you try to say that about yours I have already seen!!
Sweet as meat pie, but dayam do i love meat pie.
KK feel free to video, just behave you swine.
Tally Ho, after all I am English!
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I am much more sweet and innocent than you obviously. I mean, I don't even know what sex and all that is, I bake cookies for poor children with cancer in my spare time, I help old people cross the street, and I have never done anything wrong or bad in my life. And how dare you, sir. No one is filming me make out, you harlot!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:14:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:11:02 BST (#)
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"Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz!" NAME THAT FILM!
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'Gosh Mr. Lemar, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.'
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Easily the best film ever for use of amusing casual racism
"Dock that chink a days pay for nappin' on the job!"
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:12:26 EDT (#)
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Thank you, Nellypaal...
Hey, is Julie all naked and covered in pig's feces yet???
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:11:02 EDT (#)
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"Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz!" NAME THAT FILM!
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'Gosh Mr. Lemar, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.'
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:10:34 EDT (#)
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Everytime I hear the word "Ditto," I just think of the movie "Ghost"
Stupid Patrick Swayze gettin' all killed and not be able to throw it in Demi Moore 'cause he's all dead an' shit...
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:09:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:08:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:06:06 BST (#)
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Im glad you're not dead.
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Ditto
"Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz!" NAME THAT FILM!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:07:41 EDT (#)
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**prepares digital video recorder and slips Ei a handfull of roofies for Julie**
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:06:06 EDT (#)
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Im glad you're not dead.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:05:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:58:31 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:53:55 EDT (#)
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lets just make out. Saves all this flirting!
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Alright, deal. Although I do still stand by my statement that I am completely innocent and pure and sweet as pie and all that
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Well so am i, have you seen my photo :) Pure innoncence that is and before you try to say that about yours I have already seen!!
Sweet as meat pie, but dayam do i love meat pie.
KK feel free to video, just behave you swine.
Tally Ho, after all I am English!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:04:47 EDT (#)
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The fuck do I care? Did I actually die? No. Came pretty close once or twice but fuck it, I totally skated it off.
I think id be a very different person if I took offence at death/cancer jokes.
Id be a worse person for starters.
FUCK CANCER WOO!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:02:42 EDT (#)
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Yeah... sorry about that.
I realized after I hit enter that the statement may of been in kinda poor taste.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:01:39 EDT (#)
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Im too pretty to die
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:01:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:58:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:53:55 EDT (#)
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lets just make out. Saves all this flirting!
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Alright, deal. Although I do still stand by my statement that I am completely innocent and pure and sweet as pie and all that
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**SHOCK & DISMAY**
Ei and Julie are making out and I don't get to video tape!!! BOO!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:59:43 EDT (#)
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TTOM... "I sure'n wish youse was dead, so'n I could fuck youse..."
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:58:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:53:55 EDT (#)
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lets just make out. Saves all this flirting!
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Alright, deal. Although I do still stand by my statement that I am completely innocent and pure and sweet as pie and all that
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:58:16 EDT (#)
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Um.......... no.
Sorry.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:58:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:54:48 BST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:51:31 EDT (#)
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So...this post is getting a lot of attention isn't it?
...
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/
*cough*
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I see you, you filthy whore!!! Look at you posting a link to http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/ on my post!!!
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Listen, http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/ , needs all the attention it can get. At http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/ its a laugh a minute, in fact Id go as far to say that http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/ is by far one of the funniest things on Drunk Duck, mainly because http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/ isnt some crappy sprite comic using Megaman characters like most webcomics.
Id wager that a visit to http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/ is time well spent.
As far as webcomics go http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/ isnt the best thing out there, its no PBF or Beaver and Steve, but http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/ is still rather amusing.
So thats http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/ in case you missed it.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:57:33 EDT (#)
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KK Did you actually read my ramblings!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:54:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:51:31 EDT (#)
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So...this post is getting a lot of attention isn't it?
...
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/
*cough*
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I see you, you filthy whore!!! Look at you posting a link to http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/ on my post!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:54:41 EDT (#)
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did i mention
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109143
*splutter*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:53:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:50:06 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:45:00 EDT (#)
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Where is your underwear Julie??
Yes , on my face....care to explain........
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Don't make me yell rape! That or you've been sneaking into my room at night so you can hover over me and watch me sleep and then steal my underwear from the dirty clothes basket. I'm onto you and the police have been notified you dirty filthy pervert!! Don't worry too much though. Cops around here are fucking lazy assholes and it'll take them forever to find you even if you go turn yourself in.
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You are scary when you rant.
See I rememeber it happening like this........
1) I was being funny
2) I requested women to throw underwear
3) You threw underwear very excitedly on my head
4) I came in your face
See I cant see what your problem is.
lets just make out. Saves all this flirting!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:52:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:50:23 EDT (#)
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all of the ones on the right side.
especially mandy moore. i'd marry the fuck out of her.
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You know she's a Folk musician now? Not my kinda stuff, but totally NOT pop music. Very Joni Mitchell-like.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:52:53 EDT (#)
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That Brian Steele is another bloke I feel sorry for/want his damn job
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:51:31 EDT (#)
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So...this post is getting a lot of attention isn't it?
...
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/
*cough*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:50:53 EDT (#)
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I have to use my full name - Brian FATAH Steele, because there's another Brian Steele who's an actor in Hollywood that specializes in creatures and costumes. Big dude, always in make up an' shit. Did stuff for "Hellboy" , "Underworld" and "Blade."
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:50:23 EDT (#)
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all of the ones on the right side.
especially mandy moore. i'd marry the fuck out of her.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:50:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:45:00 EDT (#)
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Where is your underwear Julie??
Yes , on my face....care to explain........
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Don't make me yell rape! That or you've been sneaking into my room at night so you can hover over me and watch me sleep and then steal my underwear from the dirty clothes basket. I'm onto you and the police have been notified you dirty filthy pervert!! Don't worry too much though. Cops around here are fucking lazy assholes and it'll take them forever to find you even if you go turn yourself in.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:49:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109143
Just incase anyone needs any lunchtime or whatever time it maybe reading.
Probably better if you are smoking......
WHORE!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:47:52 EDT (#)
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Blimey, im not that young.
Well who cares, off we go its dolppphiiiinnn time
*splat*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:47:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:40:46 EDT (#)
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Why are we ejaculating?
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Damn My smoking induced Impotence
*Flick flick*
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:46:29 EDT (#)
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Nay I have not, I HAVE seen Fantastic Four: Rise of the Sliver Surfer however and would recommend that you save your money.
You know who I feel sorry for? Doug Jones and Andy Sircus. Cursed forever now to play all the freaks and weird beasts in films for all time just because they played one role (Abe Sapien and Gollum respectivly)
Still, Id kill for their jobs, lucky bastards.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:45:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:42:31 EDT (#)
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Sir, she made me ejaculate.........
*Looks at Julie*
*looks at shoes*
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Yes, that's all well & good... but did you ejaculate ON her???
NO?
Okay, work yourself up and try again, young man. Aim for the face...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:45:00 EDT (#)
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Where is your underwear Julie??
Yes , on my face....care to explain........
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:44:03 EDT (#)
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It wasn't me! I swear! Clearly I am completely innocent....
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:43:00 EDT (#)
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TTOM, have you seen the movie "Slither?"
Nathan Fillion is in it. Hysterical...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:42:31 EDT (#)
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Sir, she made me ejaculate.........
*Looks at Julie*
*looks at shoes*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:42:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:37:18 EDT (#)
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Hi Drogo!!! **waves**
Do you like any of these wimmenz???
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Why Hallo There!
I do like some of them; but have to agree with the 'Too Skinny Comments' The Lilly lass would be pick of the first, I like the fact that she isnt too bothered by the mismatched underwear issue, also looks to be carrying a wee bit more up top.
Then I would go for Sherri Moon; probably because I reckon she would be dirty as hell and a real wild ride, judging by the fact that she is with Lord Zombie.
The others I can't really get too worked up for.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:41:22 EDT (#)
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The only but I didnt like about Serenity is when Renolyds kicks the ass of the agent dude after getting whomped all over for about ten minutes, that was just stupid.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:40:46 EDT (#)
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Why are we ejaculating?
Is it Julie's fault??? I bet it's Julie's fault!!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:39:24 EDT (#)
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"Buffy" was pretty 'meh.'
I liked "Angel" though in the final seasons.
"Firefly" kicked ass. "Serenity" was ZOMG!!1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:39:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:37:09 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:33:06 EDT (#)
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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVENT SEEN WOMENS UNDERWEAR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooot Woooot
Well hellllooo Julie
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OMG HI! *throws panties at EmissionImpossible's head*
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OMG MY HEAGHHHHD!!! AMAZING!
She's got no pants, she's got no pants, Julies got no pants.
* oh no she put a reserve pair on*
'EJACULATES'
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:38:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:36:01 BST (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:31:39 EDT (#)
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Wasn't Serenity the film spin-off of Firefly?
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Yep. If you haven't seen it, you might just die.
One of my favorite films...
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I may just commit murder if I ever encounter the fuckwits who cancelled Firefly, it was far superior to Buffy et al
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:37:18 EDT (#)
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Hi Drogo!!! **waves**
Do you like any of these wimmenz???
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:37:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:33:06 EDT (#)
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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVENT SEEN WOMENS UNDERWEAR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooot Woooot
Well hellllooo Julie
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OMG HI! *throws panties at EmissionImpossible's head*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:36:25 EDT (#)
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hmmm smells like teen Spirit
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:36:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:31:39 EDT (#)
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Wasn't Serenity the film spin-off of Firefly?
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Yep. If you haven't seen it, you might just die.
One of my favorite films...
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:35:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:33:06 EDT (#)
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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVENT SEEN WOMENS UNDERWEAR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooot Woooot
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*Flap Splat*
Oops; I guess you only wanted womens underwear that they had worn my bad, boy it feels good to be out of them.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:34:52 EDT (#)
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Girls who look younger than they really are, totally rock.
I really hope that doesn't make me sound bad.
Hmmm let me think of an example................... my friend Claire, She's 29 but looks about 16!
Hang on......
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:34:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:31:20 EDT (#)
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Yes I am but she'll always remind me of 14-16 year old girls for some reason and that is why I'd feel dirty in a bad way. I will admit she's cute though.
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Yeah, that's right...
Let the dirty, filthy thoughts seep out like a leaking, yellow discharge.
Let me lick at the pus-like evil from your mind, tasting that gritty, salty ichor.
hehehehehehehehe...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:33:06 EDT (#)
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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVENT SEEN WOMENS UNDERWEAR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooot Woooot
Well hellllooo Julie
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:31:39 EDT (#)
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Wasn't Serenity the film spin-off of Firefly?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:31:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:28:45 EDT (#)
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Well I felt i played a part in the song in river of dreams by Billy Joel, although I was only 16 I can distinctly remember whispering the lyrics to my friend a year or two before.
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ATTN: EVERYONE!!!
EmissionImpossible played a vital role in the creation of Billy Joel's hit song "River Of Dreams."
Please try to keep your frenzied applause to a minimum. Ladies, you MAY throw your undergarments at him.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:31:20 EDT (#)
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Yes I am but she'll always remind me of 14-16 year old girls for some reason and that is why I'd feel dirty in a bad way. I will admit she's cute though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:28:45 EDT (#)
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Well I felt i played a part in the song in river of dreams by Billy Joel, although I was only 16 I can distinctly remember whispering the lyrics to my friend a year or two before.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:28:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:25:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:14:34 EDT (#)
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But Julie, you know you wanna feel dirty...
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Well yeah but not with children. Now I feel old you cunt :(
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Ummm... Amanda Bynes is 21, maybe 22. Aren't you only SLIGHTLY older???
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:28:04 EDT (#)
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I should probably have read the first few lines before scrolling down to the scantilly clad goodness.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:26:54 EDT (#)
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Oh TTOM, I thought up the glass rod bit when I was in High School.
Would you rather THAT, or be sodomized with a fish hook ladened dildo???
Like the beetles under the eyelids, though... that's clever!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:25:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:14:34 EDT (#)
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But Julie, you know you wanna feel dirty...
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Well yeah but not with children. Now I feel old you cunt :(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:25:09 EDT (#)
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CHR15, I purposely picked some obscure one instead of going with the Big Publicity women, so don't feel bad.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:24:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:18:07 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:16:23 EDT (#)
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Filling your penis full of helium does not count as having it enlarged.
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**scribbles down idea for new way to torture someone in future story**
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Heres some for you-
Glass rod down the pee-hole plus application of a hammer.
Beetles under the eyelids and sewn shut.
Actually, anything involving eyes or the pee-hole. If I was threatened with torture to either or thise areas Id crack instantly.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:23:53 EDT (#)
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What do want credit for?
I'll give ya credit for just about anything! Holocaust, Slavery, Michael Jackson, Childhood Luekemia... whadya want?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:22:29 EDT (#)
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I'm obviously not up to date with today's stars, apart from your descriptions I have no idea who any of them are.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:21:44 EDT (#)
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KK i demand credit.
Or a pony.
Either way.
Wow If I had a pony, I would ride it every day, would hate the early mornings though, having to change its hay and rescue it from Jerusalem.
I just havent got the time.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:19:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:16:23 BST (#)
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Filling your penis full of helium does not count as having it enlarged.
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How dare you sir, how dare you! Alas, that was so funny I can't think of a rebuttal.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:18:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:16:23 EDT (#)
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Filling your penis full of helium does not count as having it enlarged.
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**scribbles down idea for new way to torture someone in future story**
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:16:23 EDT (#)
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Filling your penis full of helium does not count as having it enlarged.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:15:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:14:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:12:04 BST (#)
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No, no... that's just how you perform as a "gentleman," TTOM...
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When my radioactive seed lets fly shes usually lucky if it doesnt burn a hole in her skull.
And I wont even get started on the problems of having a gigantic prehensile tentacle hentai cock.
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Ah yes, I had forgotten about the Kilt Of Doom...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:15:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:11:19 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:09:01 BST (#)
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Sherri Moon has just said she will slit her wrists before resorting to sleeping with Hurt By the Sun.
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Goddamnit. That's the second one in a couple months. I am a considerate lover and cannot understand this.
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It's because you have a tiny penis.
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I have had it enlarged, thank you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:14:34 EDT (#)
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But Julie, you know you wanna feel dirty...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:14:18 EDT (#)
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its good to feel dirty, means you have a good platelet count.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:14:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:12:04 BST (#)
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No, no... that's just how you perform as a "gentleman," TTOM...
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When my radioactive seed lets fly shes usually lucky if it doesnt burn a hole in her skull.
And I wont even get started on the problems of having a gigantic prehensile tentacle hentai cock.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:12:23 EDT (#)
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Evangeline Lilly for sure. Hot
Mandy Moore I suppose. The other has an annoying voice and makes me think of little girls so I'd feel dirty.
Sarah Carter. There's something weird about the other one
Shawnee Smith's body but possibly the other girl's head though I can't really tell in that photo. It seems like she looks a bit like Heidi Klum.
Alexis Bledel as long as she never speaks. Her voice is incredibly irritating.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:12:04 EDT (#)
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No, no... that's just how you perform as a "gentleman," TTOM...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:11:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:09:01 BST (#)
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Sherri Moon has just said she will slit her wrists before resorting to sleeping with Hurt By the Sun.
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Goddamnit. That's the second one in a couple months. I am a considerate lover and cannot understand this.
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It's because you have a tiny penis.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:10:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:09:01 BST (#)
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Goddamnit. That's the second one in a couple months. I am a considerate lover and cannot understand this.
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You do realise that considerate usually means more than "At least I didnt come in your eye"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:09:01 EDT (#)
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Sherri Moon has just said she will slit her wrists before resorting to sleeping with Hurt By the Sun.
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Goddamnit. That's the second one in a couple months. I am a considerate lover and cannot understand this.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:05:37 EDT (#)
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Hush now, if we talk too much shit on teh Zombie and his stuff, Forensic will perform dastadly experiments on us.
Oh wait, what? Oh... we WANT that to happen? Oh...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:03:56 EDT (#)
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yes, but I thought "Devil's Rejects" fucking ruled...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:03:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:02:19 BST (#)
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TTOM, you dance like a starving child.
... there, I said it.
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Actually, I dance like your dad at a wedding. Not YOUR dad specifically, just anyones dad.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:02:26 EDT (#)
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Why does Rob Zombie ever leave the house and why didn't she pimp-slap him when the mess that was House of 1000 Corpses was first screened and tell him to "get a fucking grip and go back to making kick ass music, you bearded cuntrag!"
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:02:19 EDT (#)
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TTOM, you dance like a starving child.
... there, I said it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 06:59:05 EDT (#)
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****NEWS FLASH********
Sherri Moon has just said she will slit her wrists before resorting to sleeping with Hurt By the Sun.
THIS IS BREAKING NEWS.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 06:59:02 EDT (#)
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Shag is such a great British word. We're so romantic and classy don't you think?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 06:57:16 EDT (#)
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I don't actually care about any of these, but I would quite happily shag Sherri Moon.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 06:56:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 11:52:38 BST (#)
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TTOM, I must destroy you now.
Summer Glau is possibly my future Ex-Wife, I'll have you know!!!
I guess I just have a thing for insane, telepathic ninjas
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Im afraid for me she was a distant third behind Jewel and the other bird as well, the hoor, I forget her name.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 06:52:38 EDT (#)
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TTOM, I must destroy you now.
Summer Glau is possibly my future Ex-Wife, I'll have you know!!!
I guess I just have a thing for insane, telepathic ninjas...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 06:48:56 EDT (#)
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But thats beside my main point, I always thought Jewel Staite was much hotter than Summer Glau...glue...glarg...gloooooo what the hell kind of name is that anway?!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 06:46:13 EDT (#)
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They're all so...thin.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-18 06:32:51 EDT (#)
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