ZOMG HAi UBER FRENZ!!1 ^____^ (1246 hits)
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Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-06-10 21:54:15 EDT
Just wanted to let you know that I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm currently DDoSing your site, along with many of my other 1337 haxx0r buddies, currently leeching your bandwidth at ~88.12 megabytes per second. I'm gonna leave this on overnight... assuming that I've started the attack at 6:40 PST and I'll wake up at 6:40 PST tomorrow, that's 3.8 terabytes (3800 GB) of bandwidth that will be leeched from you. Bart, for all the shit the people on your site have given me, I won't mind you having to pay hundreds of dollars in server fees due to this bandwidth spike.
Have a nice day. ^____^
And yeah, I know none of you care, but I just wanted you all to know.
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-13 04:05:10 EDT (#)
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lol @ u
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:32:41 EDT (#)
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When does the bad stuff happen again?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-06-11 18:21:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-11 06:35:07 EDT (#)
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http://internet-srs.biz/
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I'm at work and I clicked this link, and my co-workers didn't even react. I guess they already know I'm a big homo.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-06-11 16:18:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2007-06-11 15:25:50 EDT (#)
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I may be wrong but I'd guess you have no idea what the hell you are talking about.
Also, after examining some of your other posts I recognize a disturbing pattern in your memetics. I think we both may visit a certain online community. If you want AIM me at sallysweetie2 and I will teach you about computers.
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-06-11 15:05:21 EDT (#)
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I might be new and all, but even I know to tell you to shut the fuck up, Maltese. You slag.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-11 14:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*YAWN*
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-11 12:19:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-06-11 12:13:59 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/96206 , those were the days...
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-11 09:32:07 EDT (#)
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OMFGOHNOESWTFWILLWEDO(yawn)
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-11 09:29:59 EDT (#)
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I'll go ahead and be the one who punts this nonsense off the front page.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-11 09:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
KIDDIE SCRIPT ALERT!
KIDDIE SCRIPT ALERT!
KIDDIE SCRIPT ALERT!
KIDDIE SCRIPT ALERT!
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KIDDIE SCRIPT ALERT!
Oh, and Maltese fucks dead squirrels.
I have proof.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-11 09:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the fuck did you hijack my account and say I was one of your biggest allies? I didn't give you permission to do either, and I certainly don't condone or approve of anything malicious you do.
Bart won't pay a cent in fees. His ISP will spot the attack, block your IP at the proxy, and you and all your "1337 haxx0r buddies" will achieve little except getting getting reported to the FBI for breach of that precious PATRIOT Act your idiotic administration put in place.
One final thing; you're attacking a website that is at best a pastime for people with some minutes to spare. Taking Uber offline is like picketing outside a computer game retailer for selling the next super gory, child destroying, racial violence inciting FPS game out.
We'll just come back later.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-06-11 09:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-11 09:02:16 EDT (#)
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You're using a hacking program like site-killer to try and shut down a website?
you're not a real hacker, you're not anything.
you should have been swallowed.
you're the kid that ate glue in kindergarten.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-06-11 08:54:26 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Maltese
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-11 07:40:52 EDT (#)
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Apparently, I'm an idiot. Feahck.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-11 07:33:38 EDT (#)
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Skrap, reread the second review....
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-11 07:27:50 EDT (#)
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35 reviews on this post and I have to be the one to toss out "Shut the fuck up, Maltese". Sad, really.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-06-11 07:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-11 07:04:44 EDT (#)
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Good for you.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-11 06:35:07 EDT (#)
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http://internet-srs.biz/
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-11 06:10:05 EDT (#)
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This is one of those times I wish I had that keyboard with the "STFU Maltese" button.
You are easily THE most pointless thing Uber has ever spawned and THAT is saying something.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-11 05:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well ubersite is certainly doing something odd this morning.
but i'm all like 'meh, its busted'
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-11 04:52:23 EDT (#)
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VIRGIN
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-11 03:29:35 EDT (#)
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Hey give me a shout when you go to the library too, I cant wait.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-11 02:41:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:07:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha I really hope you do this.. because if you do, the FBI really ARE going to kick down your door and fucking rape you.
All Bart's gotta do is complain and they'll fry your ass under the US Information Infrastructure Security clauses built into the PATRIOT Act.
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Yeah, because we all know the Internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS!
Idiot.
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It IS serious buisness to a lot of people. If you go around causing shit storms all the time, eventually you're going to piss off the wrong people and get in trouble. People can't ALWAYS do whatever they like and get away with it. My only question is why put so much effort into bothering Ubersite? Is it really that much fun?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-06-11 02:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1337 haxxorz my ass.
I love how you TOTALLY hacked the wrong address and phone number by using the white pages while you were searching for me. Nothing is going to happen, and you aren't hacking shit. Piss off.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-11 02:10:42 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-06-11 01:31:28 EDT (#)
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who throws a shoe? honestly?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-11 01:27:56 EDT (#)
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this is sad on so many levels, and it's all you.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-11 01:24:08 EDT (#)
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You're an idiot.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-11 01:08:43 EDT (#)
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P.S.
Could you at least pretend to have a life?
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2007-06-11 01:06:05 EDT (#)
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front page.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-11 00:34:06 EDT (#)
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So what you're saying is that tonight, Ubersite is going to use as much bandwidth as it did when I first posted that MS Paint shit?
(+2 to stay on the front page)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-11 00:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-11 00:16:31 EDT (#)
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Why do you do this kind of thing?
What a disappointment.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-10 23:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not your personal army.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:48:34 EDT (#)
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Eric DuPlessis?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:33:25 EDT (#)
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Why weren't you banned?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:32:59 EDT (#)
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Whatever happened to this one
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98920
Well?
You've only managed to entertain me, although I maintain my statement that you need a helmet. This is the INTERNET. Not one of us has actually slapped you in the face, although some may like to, so I can't see why you're whining. Please help a meat product out and tell me.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:27:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:22:32 EDT (#)
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inflicting costs upon another entity that they did not actually deserve is illegal
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Come lil' Maltese... explain your way through this one.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:25:23 EDT (#)
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Shitnanigans
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:22:32 EDT (#)
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Maltese, the internet is serious business.
inflicting costs upon another entity that they did not actually deserve is illegal
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:13:36 EDT (#)
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Oh for fucksake
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:08:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh no, whatever shall we do?
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Just sit. Sit and enjoy your fucking AIDS, niggers.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:07:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:01:59 EDT (#)
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hahahaha I really hope you do this.. because if you do, the FBI really ARE going to kick down your door and fucking rape you.
All Bart's gotta do is complain and they'll fry your ass under the US Information Infrastructure Security clauses built into the PATRIOT Act.
==
Yeah, because we all know the Internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS!
Idiot.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh no, whatever shall we do?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-10 22:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha I really hope you do this.. because if you do, the FBI really ARE going to kick down your door and fucking rape you.
All Bart's gotta do is complain and they'll fry your ass under the US Information Infrastructure Security clauses built into the PATRIOT Act.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-06-10 21:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep this on the front page
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-10 21:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh for fuckssake.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-06-10 21:56:33 EDT (#)
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SiteKiller v0.1.0b
= STAT REPORT @ 6:55:03 =
Current statistics: 5282 loaded : 45.564 GB total (88.641 MB/s)
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-10 21:56:25 EDT (#)
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STFU, M.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-06-10 21:56:18 EDT (#)
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Once again, fuckk offffff malllllteeeeesssseeeee