camwhore for uberdirectory (1262 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 0.52 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2007-06-04 09:21:45 EDT
This is the closest you'll ever get to a real camwhore from me, since I'm determined to remain anonymous.
Extra points if you can name the three packs. I'll give you a hint: my mouth ISN'T Marlboro blues.
(note: no fingers missing)
User Reviews
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-05 04:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
even without the blocks i would still enjoy kicking you in the nuts
which are small and delicate, i assume
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-04 22:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-06-04 21:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not you, I got this in an email about 12 months ago.
I don't like it when you lie, fuckface.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^lying
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-04 21:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my God you are brilliant
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-06-04 21:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not you, I got this in an email about 12 months ago.
I don't like it when you lie, fuckface.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-04 20:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This could very well be the best 'cam-whore' ever.
You may be a sociopathic little e-troll - but you sure are creative.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-06-04 20:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Creative.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-04 18:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a friend got a carton for me on her way back from aussie - i had a whole carton of heart disease. I ended up having to swap them for my friends normal ones so they could have the 'cool ciggie' packet too.
Fun Times.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-06-04 15:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jewfro
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-04 14:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like a copy of that poster that was available about 7-8 years ago, of all the yucky body parts shopped together into a "whole" person.
You people in NZ and Aussie, find me one?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-04 14:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-06-04 13:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
a camwhore that doesn't show your face is like someone saying "i have a surprise for you" and then not telling it to you. it's frustrating and it sucks. but i'm assuming that's what you were going for here. so......job well done.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-04 16:54:47 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
You got a lot of nerve ripping on anyone's looks, Fido.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You got a lot of nerve ripping on anyone's looks, Fido.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Have no clue what you guys are talking about, below.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't realize what a bunch of pussies everyone is. I can look at those diseased photos and not give a shit, I've seen heads crushed by bus tires on ogrish, chances are they weren't smokers. Now they've got those faggy ads saying "I could get hit by a bus tommorow" then the HIV+ fag going "I feel like I've been hit by a truck". Who gives a shit, never going to happen to me. I'm me.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should have just asked, they would have been pleased to offload the eyes and teeth onto you. People regularly ask for the one with the graph or the dying child, so they end up with a backlog of eyes, teeth, and gangrenous toes.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2 of these packs are not even mine, I went through a whole carton of winnie blues over the past month trying to get the eyes, the mouth and the fetus, the majority of the packs are lung cancer, I almost got to the point where I was just going to ask for the the packs with the warning labels I wanted at the servo
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Horizon, Benson and hedges, holiday? i dunno, that one's not very familiar
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Almost like Pan's Labyrinth.
If Ophelia was a faggot. And the labyrinth was a gay orgy.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bottom are winnie sky blues
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-04 10:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK,
Horizon Purple, PJ Gold, still think the bottom one is Holiday Light Blue.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-06-04 09:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wrong, but the colors on this didn't turn out very good, so your failure is of a lesser degree
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-04 09:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Excellent use of time.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-04 09:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holiday blue (not too sure), Holiday gold, Holiday light blues
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-04 09:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even this grainy image has made me scared of the amount I smoke. Oh noes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-04 09:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scared me to shit when I was in Australia.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-04 09:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck me, is that what they have on cigarette packets over there now?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-04 09:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually think this is you... Hmm... For some reason i expected more wedding ring.