Owch! (376 hits)
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Submitted by LongestPants (View user info) at 2007-05-28 16:19:00 EDT
The other day I ate like five grapefruits while I was watching TV. I now have an enormous blister on the inside of my mouth. Aggravating the blister is a broken tooth. I can't get it pulled until Thursday, when my dentist has an open spot, so in the meantime it has resolved to occupy itself by ripping at the blister. The significance of this is that whenever I try to eat soup, it feels like getting stabbed in the face.
I LIKE soup.
So I eat it anyway. Needless to say, the pain is unimaginable. Especially when the soup is boiling hot (I like to heat it to a boil, that's it) and seasoned with Tabasco.
I never learn.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:35:57 EDT (#)
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"Owch" is right.
Reading this hurt like hell.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:27:50 EDT (#)
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Wow. thanks for sharing.
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:07:16 EDT (#)
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No comment.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:06:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:21:54 BST (#)
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...about as clever as going to the toilet without pulling your trousers down
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:01:33 EDT (#)
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boooooooooooorrrrring
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-28 16:36:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-28 16:32:44 EDT (#)
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You know, if your life is really that boring, you can always make something up to entertain the rest of us.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-28 16:23:26 EDT (#)
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I was going to mention soup being on and bitches, but not anymore.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-28 16:21:54 EDT (#)
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...about as clever as going to the toilet without pulling your trousers down