Happy Thursday (393 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.57 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls (View user info) at 2007-05-17 10:02:38 EDT
Thursday cheers to everyone with sincere utterance. I hope everyone has a fruitful, sex filled, drink imbibed weekend that brings you nothing but happiness.
Tell someone you love them; offer complete stranger a good turn and then expect one some other time in life.
Don't drink and drive.
Wear your seatbelt.
Buy a kid a present.
Drink beer, hump women, hump men, masturbate uncontrollably, be merry, don't be Mary, get some long overdue happiness out of the way this weekend. Enjoy life. Don't be mad, be glad. Get some fresh air by taking a walk by your favorite scenery whether it's the middle of downtown or up the hershey highway, or at the dog park.
Happy Thursday, lovely people.
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-18 04:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-05-18 04:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nicely done
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-18 03:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think I'm drinking this weekend.
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there's something wrong with this sentence that i can't quite put my finger on....
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now be nice...
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-17 19:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the cartoon. I think I'll go buy myself a toy. Wait a minute...that doesn't sound quite right.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think I'm drinking this weekend.
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there's something wrong with this sentence that i can't quite put my finger on....
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dat were good.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think I'm drinking this weekend. And I'm not likely to get laid either. Thanks anyway.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-17 14:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doesn't seem to be starting off too well... I tried making some caramel for the first time and ended up ruining two batches by adding butter & whipping cream. And now I'm out of sugar.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
-- Homer Simpson
Last Exit to Springfield
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You do the same. I intend on getting someone pregnant this weekend. My life is too simple.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't mind if I do.......
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To you as well.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't be Nasty Have a Pasty (Must be said in Cornish Accent)