SPT - Pictures of men getting punched in the face (1090 hits)
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Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-05-17 06:38:35 EDT
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2007-05-20 19:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha! You slay me with your reviews Bertram.
Always have, always will.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ace reviews, just ace.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:01:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:32:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-17 14:40:16 EDT (#)
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hi
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha! Very entertaining reviews.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:38:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:26:21 EDT (#)
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Berty - if you got tea and biscuits I shall be furious. I asked her for a bacon sarnie - and all she did was slap her hammy thigh and tell me to go get it myself.
I was rather confused as to whether she was advocating cannibalism or whether the slap was just for emphasis.
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probably just for emphasis, from what I remember the bitch doesn't like to be eaten.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I concur
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:26:21 EDT (#)
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Berty - if you got tea and biscuits I shall be furious. I asked her for a bacon sarnie - and all she did was slap her hammy thigh and tell me to go get it myself.
I was rather confused as to whether she was advocating cannibalism or whether the slap was just for emphasis.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope she gave you tea and biscuits afterwards.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
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+2 For That Review
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:02:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, I can't believe you managed to fuck up something that simple...
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Every morning for a week now I've gone out driving before sunrise. I wanted to get lost in the dark, park my car, listen to music and sip from a warm drink as dawn broke around me, gradually revealing a landscape I'd never before seen. A chain of unique beginnings forcing wonder into the seeds of the day.
But I guess I need more willpower because just found me at your mum's house again.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:44:45 EDT (#)
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Wow, I can't believe you managed to fuck up something that simple...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:34:17 EDT (#)
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Well you could disprove some of it by employing yourself in getting me that pint you owe me.
Seriously though, were you wearing a hat at that Ubercon? I seem to remember you wearing a hat and being rather jealous because you have a hat head. I don't have a hat head but would like to wear hats.
*sigh*
It's tragic really, between your belly and my ears we could probably plug the hole in the ozone layer with skin.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:30:37 EDT (#)
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next time we meet I may just disprove that theory.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:24:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:21:20 EDT (#)
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collosal?!!
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It's okay Spam. You carry it well. Gives you lots of presence, I mean you walk in a room and you can't be ignored. Plus it's very disarming because everyone knows that chubby people aren't dangerous.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:21:20 EDT (#)
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collosal?!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:09:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:04:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:03:19 EST (#)
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Listen Jake, just imagine me with longer hair, poutier lips, breasts, bigger arms and more facial hair.
Actually, what I think you should do is take that away and photoshop a picture of me. You'll then have picture of my sister.
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Hahahaha, I thought you were describing Spam.
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My sister would batter Spam. She would beat him like a drum untill his collosal belly was concave.
Ace bloke that Spam though. Much funnier and less abbrasive than my sister. Doesn't whinge about recycling either, just tosses his Macdonalds wrappers onto the pavement to feed the homeless and poor widdle rats. He's a whole lot of humanitarian that Spam.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:04:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:03:19 EST (#)
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Listen Jake, just imagine me with longer hair, poutier lips, breasts, bigger arms and more facial hair.
Actually, what I think you should do is take that away and photoshop a picture of me. You'll then have picture of my sister.
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Hahahaha, I thought you were describing Spam.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:03:19 EDT (#)
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Listen Jake, just imagine me with longer hair, poutier lips, breasts, bigger arms and more facial hair.
Actually, what I think you should do is take that away and photoshop a picture of me. You'll then have picture of my sister.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:57:52 EDT (#)
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Spam is an awesome guy, despite the fact that he is unemployable and lazy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Berty - as penance - post pictures of your delightful sister so that all of Uber can come together in one big happy wave of people.
And I don't necessarily mean fwapping over your sister while the aroma of spam fills the air.
Particularly pungent he is apparently.
Berty says
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:52:17 EDT (#)
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this was shit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:52:05 EDT (#)
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That's a lie Berty
The Hoff is entirely untroubled - albeit slightly pissed - while his daughter tells him not to drink because he has to work tomorrow - plus he's an alcoholic.
He is eating a kebab though - so that probably gives him Yet More Kudos in my eyes
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:50:33 EDT (#)
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Legend has it that there is a very upsetting video of David Hasslehoff pissed off his face, lying on his living floor and crying to his daughter about his alcohol problem. Apparently it was put on there by his ex-wife.
I am thinking of organising some manner of charity 'hug a hoff guy'. Perhaps I should contact Kaelic for tips on profiting from others misery?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:48:51 EDT (#)
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We should ask George if the turks are jolly people - he is - after all - one of them.
Does anyone else get emails from him offering to sell you attractive carpets from the orient - made from the finest cashmere and including the back hair of a thousand greek/turkish men.
There should be a name for people from greece etc - the Donnerites?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:47:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:38:31 EDT (#)
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Thugs were chasing you before you were thirteen??
Bloody hell.
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Leamington is an ugly town. 80% of all children there are concieved through rape and the teachers have to wear knife proof vests.
My Dad sent me there to do work experience. Said it would teach me the value of comfortable shoes and physical excercise.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:46:50 EDT (#)
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That was rubbish Berty. Really really rubbish.
p.s I am wearing my Don't Hassle The Hoff T shirt. So you get +1 for that
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:43:49 EDT (#)
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You can't piss off a turk unless you insult their carpets. They're a naturally jolly people.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:38:34 EDT (#)
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Did you piss off a Turk?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:38:31 EDT (#)
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Thugs were chasing you before you were thirteen??
Bloody hell.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:30:49 EDT (#)
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Seriously. I am in a wheelchair and have been since I was 13.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:26:48 EDT (#)
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Oh, that's good then.
I have been unsure about whether or not you were in a wheelchair for years now.
I'm not even sure why.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:25:32 EDT (#)
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At least on the internet I'm not a cripple anyway.
:(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:23:08 EDT (#)
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No of course not, but I am ethnic.
ETHNIC LIKE A FOX!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:22:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:21:14 EST (#)
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One time I was being chased by thugs in Leamington and I ducked into a kebab shop. The owners defended me with big knives.
seriously, Kebab shop owners are awesome kindly to us pakistani types.
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Are you in a wheelchair or not?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:21:14 EDT (#)
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One time I was being chased by thugs in Leamington and I ducked into a kebab shop. The owners defended me with big knives.
seriously, Kebab shop owners are awesome kindly to us pakistani types.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:16:49 EDT (#)
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I saw a bloke getting a right smack in the face last night in a kebab place. My advice: Dont piss off an angry Turkish man.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 06:59:29 EDT (#)
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Not overly so. I was going to do a rambling ramble about very little, like I usually do, but my mind went blank. So I posted this trash instead, so at least I have some sense of closure.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 06:56:18 EDT (#)
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I have a better picture than that on my computer, of me drunk a couple of weeks before that one was taken. If it's "moments captured in time" you're after you'll like this one.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 06:53:45 EDT (#)
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That's gotta be a trick question, right?
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-05-17 06:53:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 06:50:21 EDT (#)
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Would it have been better if I'd have included a picture of a man with leprosy?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 06:49:16 EDT (#)
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That's no fun though. It's the whole capturing an instant in time thing that's funny, like that picture of you drunk when you were 16.
That is one of the funniest photographs of all time by the way.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 06:46:46 EDT (#)
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I have a good video of me being slappend in the face outside a Sizzler's restaurant.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 06:45:02 EDT (#)
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I don't know Thorpe. It seemed a good idea at the time.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 06:43:18 EDT (#)
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Frankly, the first one is the only good one.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 06:41:56 EDT (#)
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Why do people ever think that would work?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 06:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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