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Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-05-03 10:57:50 EDT


If you live near Cary, NC, or nearby, or whatever, drop me an email or post your email address here. We're looking to meet up with non-retarded people since we're new to the area, and despite the very large percentage of retards on this site we figured it might be a fun place to start. Please note we're talking about hanging out, not sex, unless your name is Method.


So that this post isn't a total waste of time, here are the following random things for everyone's consumption:

Random Stock Tip: Nintendo. The stock may have gone up quite a bit already, but with the way Wii sales are continuing to move, and with the announcement that the Mario game will be in the US in time for Xmas, expect it to go from $40 to $50 by YE 2007. The DS System is also helping Nintendo out quite a bit... this is a relatively low risk purchase under $39.

Random Entertainment Preview: Robot Chicken Star Wars Movie -
http://starwars.com/community/news/media/chickentrailer.html

Random NFL Commentary: Nice draft by the Cleveland Browns. As a Ravens fan, goddamnit, we're going to have the most badassed quarterback division in the NFL playing 6 games against us per season. And how the fuck does New England pull off that Randy Moss thing? Get ready for Tom Brady to hold up another Lombardi Trophy at the end of the year. And why is everyone dissing the Redskins first round pick? What position taken in the first round yields the highest percentage of pro-bowlers? Safety!

Random Number: 5

Random Vonnegut Book You Should Read: Galapagos

Random Movie Question: Is it me, or does the new Spiderman look like it's not going to be as good as the second movie (which was better than the first)? Three villains, a hundred different plot lines? The thing that has made these movies so great up until now is their cohesion and humanity... it was the character studies. Is that going to vanish for this one in favor of a massive smash-em-up which only pays lip service to character development? I hope not.

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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-15 07:55:12 EDT (#)
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Try www.sca.org or www.markland.org - the SCA is bigger, Markland is mainly in the Northeast.

Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm not from the area, but where can you find out about this rattan stick fighting business?

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-03 22:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd invite you down to Florida, but they just let the last cantankerous Jew in yesterday as far as quotas go. Now one has to die before another can come, etc. You know the drill, NC is the same way with homosexuals, they only allow four in the state at any one time.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-03 20:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-03 18:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They're called Ubercons.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-03 16:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Northwest Pennsylvania is too far away and I don't have a tent.
*sigh* I'd love to go to a meet-and-greet

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-03 16:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's MASTER suite.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-03 16:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I do, and when I stop by - unannounced - unfortunately for you and Mrs. Razor, you'll be grabbing the pull-out sofa as Shlongy ALWAYS stays in the measter suite.

Be on the lookout.

Oh, and stock up on some single malts. Just leave the key under the mat.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-05-03 16:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for some reason i keep bumping on people who take their vacations in North Carolina.

there seems to be some kind of beacon in NC and FL that attracts frogs.
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you're not kidding this place is loaded with canadiennes... with minivans... and they wear fanny packs

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2007-05-03 15:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i live about 2 hours away

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-03 15:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

suck it up and drive your ass down here, bob...bring a tent and booze.

all you motherfuckers ought to go to Bonnaroo.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-03 14:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i want to go to Bonnaroo...damn Tennessee not being New York.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-05-03 14:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-03 13:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-03 12:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ive got a feeling that the "(insert comment) above/below" has become officially worn out.

hopefully i should be heading over that way some time next year for a work conference, if i can get a week or two extra afterwards, i might look you up, if thats ok.


me too dude.

we could have an 'arrogant-off'.

there's a bed in texas for you fo sho.



Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-03 13:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

loki can bring you some mulch.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-03 13:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Whenever I fly over your state, everyone starts diddling their family members till we clear the air space.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-03 13:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

anything less than 10 hours is perfectly acceptable.

Bonnaroo is about 6 or 7 from you. Totally worth it.

I'll bring the bong hits.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 13:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

loki lives near you. but i'm not sure that qualifies as good company.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-03 13:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so... anyone actually live near me or anything?

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-03 12:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-03 12:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you should go to Bonnaroo.

It's relatively close.


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You underestimate the length of time it takes to go east/west in the US... I could get to New York City faster than I could to Bonnaroo.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-03 12:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you should go to Bonnaroo.

It's relatively close.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-03 12:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-03 12:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ive got a feeling that the "(insert comment) above/below" has become officially worn out.

hopefully i should be heading over that way some time next year for a work conference, if i can get a week or two extra afterwards, i might look you up, if thats ok.

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Totally.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-03 12:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ive got a feeling that the "(insert comment) above/below" has become officially worn out.

hopefully i should be heading over that way some time next year for a work conference, if i can get a week or two extra afterwards, i might look you up, if thats ok.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-03 12:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh come on, sicosemen's got a good 80% more gray in his face furr than I do.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Miasma means "pollution"

I don't know, I just like using big words that don't apply to the situation, much like 99% of the "serious" posts on ubersite = (

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Method sells wigger gear. but instead of selling it on the street on a little kiosque, he has a website...it makes it more "upper class".

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Razor, Method will adorn your wife with all his pretty gold chains AND custom make a platinum grill for her.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Meaning of MIASMA
Pronunciation: mI'azmu

Definition: [n] unhealthy vapors rising from the ground or other sources; "the miasma of the marshes"; "a miasma of cigar smoke"
[n] an unwholesome atmosphere; "the novel spun a miasma of death and decay"
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??!?


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

not for sex or anything, mind you, just to show her off to the neighbors

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

O-man knew I was talking to him. He's the old man wearing the depends over there.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

guy whose wife I want to steal below

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Look out below?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Godammit that was for Caul

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Turning grey below.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

giant rodent-toothed miasma below

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

le coq sportif below

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sand-nigger below

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Homeless, toothless, penniless poet below

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Geoffrey below.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gypsy below.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I WILL get your bag of jew gold one day, Razor. Mark my words.

And I know you now have TWO bags of fake gold to throw people off, so watch yourself

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

with all the baby raping jokes and the general retardation of uber users, i hope you'll get a baby sitters for your little gathering

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well I meant backwards people but it was mostly a joke anyways. Mostly.


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Hey, why don't you shoot me an email? I don't have your email addy.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Razor, what's the drive from here to there, time wise?


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I'm not sure exactly where you mean, but let's take Laurel, MD, as a place slightly north of D.C.

It's about 4.5 hours + your D.C. traffic delay, so between 4.5 hours and 6.5 hours.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well I meant backwards people but it was mostly a joke anyways. Mostly.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hilarity - http://maps.google.com/ http://mapquest.com

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Razor, what's the drive from here to there, time wise?

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

RTP is great but there are some VERY backwards parts of this state nearby. Just don't wander off too far, yankee.

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I have family that lives in the Southern Pines/Vass area, and has for upwards of twenty years, so I'm actually pretty familiar with the deep country parts of this state.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

RTP is great but there are some VERY backwards parts of this state nearby. Just don't wander off too far, yankee.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

movie critics are the most useless people on earth, second only to those people who hang out parking tickets

Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The critics are already ripping Spidey apart, and I agree, I have said from the beginning, the minute a superhero movie adds more than one bad guy.... away it goes.

But, i also have tickets for the first showing tomorrow morning, so I can not complain too hard.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Culo... Cary is an awesome place to live... it's a suburban bedroom community fueled by the large influx of technical people moving here to work in Research Triangle Park... the school system is the best in the country, and housing prices are still cheap enough that instead of scraping by in Maryland, I'm banking a shitload of money every month to re-invest.

Money magazine ranked it the 5th best place to live in America (of course it depends on what you're looking for, but the article was geared towards people like me)
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Spoken like a true jew.

Seriously, fuck that, I'd rather live in a socialist place with crippling infrasuctrures like third world hospital and horrid taxes than having money and actual public services.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cary is a town largely comprised of people from not-North-Carolina.

We were talking about flying a Terps flag from our house to throw down the gauntlet, but there's only one person on my street who's a North Carolina native. It's just not going to have much of an impact on my neighbors from New Jersey, Minnesota, and Egypt.

Culo... Cary is an awesome place to live... it's a suburban bedroom community fueled by the large influx of technical people moving here to work in Research Triangle Park... the school system is the best in the country, and housing prices are still cheap enough that instead of scraping by in Maryland, I'm banking a shitload of money every month to re-invest.

Money magazine ranked it the 5th best place to live in America (of course it depends on what you're looking for, but the article was geared towards people like me)

http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/bplive/2006/snapshots/PL3710740.html

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, whatever. I'm a modern guy.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for some reason i keep bumping on people who take their vacations in North Carolina.

there seems to be some kind of beacon in NC and FL that attracts frogs.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, and w00t! GO TERPS!!!!


O-man, but does that mean that you're on top of Razor and I'm on top of you? B/c that kinda makes you teh ghey :P

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IM SO THERE

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No that just means you like it better on top.

I'm fine with that.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

O-man, my state's on top of yours, so that means both you and Razor are my bitches.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Razor, I'm sorry, but PFF's comment is really funny.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My state's on top of yours. That makes me the man in this relationship.


Spider-Man looks to impress visually, but I agree that it will likely cock itself up with all the villains and side stories. Didn't the escalation in the Batman sequels teach anyone anything? Saving Venom for the final act is stupid, especially if he's not to appear in another movie. I know that actualizing the costume on screen is a CGI dream and all, but you'd think the filmmakers would be having enough fun with all that sand. Does anyone really care about the Osborn family arc in these films?

I wonder how many other people he'll reveal his identity to in this movie, considering we're already up to what, 20 or 30?

Spiderman. What a dipshit.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LMAO @ PFF's comment

other than that, wtf are you doing living in NC?

i thought you were a civilized man.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:01:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:00:32 EDT (#)
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I have had so many sleepless nights because of my DS. Those are a horrible plague, and If I could put it down, I'd get rid of it in a second. It's stolen my soul. DAMN YOU NINTENDO!


Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?

-- Homer Simpson
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