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Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2007-04-30 04:41:08 EDT


Just another fifteen minutes. I don't want to go to sleep. I know I need to go to sleep, I wish I could go to sleep, but I don't ever want to have to go to sleep. Just fifteen minutes. Just fifteen minutes. I'll be there eventually.

You know what would be nice? You want to know sincerely what I want? To watch the moon without guilt. This is all I want. I don't have insomnia. Old people who refuse to die are insomniacs. I'm just awake at night.

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