Do Not Eat Gnomes - A Heartwarming Story Of Gnome Based Hardship (2859 hits)
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Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2007-04-26 21:05:46 EDT
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-28 10:53:07 EDT (#)
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That was definitely not an insult... My mental capacity is such that if I were to insult you, there would be a 'your mom' joke somewhere in there.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-28 02:59:10 EDT (#)
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Was that an insult? Whatever...my time is too important to waste on thinking...
But if I found out it was...
...let's just say, this isn't the last ellipsis you'll be seeing from me...Buster!
...
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-28 00:35:28 EDT (#)
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Hey you found my more serious website where I send people of importance!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-27 23:57:31 EDT (#)
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Guess what I just found? (question mark out of spite!)
http://www.swmoore.com/index.html
Not as famous as you thought, were you!?!?!?!?!?
I don't even know where I am right now...
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-27 23:52:18 EDT (#)
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In that case it sounds like...
THE JOKE'S ON ME!!!!!!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-27 23:35:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-27 19:26:28 PDT (#)
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Wait, you're joking, right?
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I don't remember, let's go with...
YES
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-27 22:35:59 EDT (#)
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Stayin' Alive... Stayin' A... (1285899 hits)
It's the final countdown... (1285434 hits)
congratulations...I guess?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-27 22:26:28 EDT (#)
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Wait, you're joking, right?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-27 22:17:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-09 22:58:12 PDT (#)
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Cool! If only being e-famous paid the rent!
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Selling overpriced paintings to morons might work.
Should be easy enough, since your main fan base would probably come from people on Über...
BURN
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-10 01:58:12 EDT (#)
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Cool! If only being e-famous paid the rent!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-10 01:45:40 EDT (#)
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Dude,
Someone who has no idea about this website just emailed this to me:
http://www.swmoore.com/kt_fruitsandvegetables.html
So yer like officially e-famous.
nice work.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-07-07 15:21:03 EDT (#)
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very funny
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-07 14:56:06 EDT (#)
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HEY!!! Hey FTW!!!
Go look at this post... http://www.ubersite.com/m/109854
I want your expert opinion on my recent painting.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-23 19:21:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:44:02 EDT (#)
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What the fuck was that?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:30:52 EDT (#)
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WOO!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:28:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:18:05 EDT (#)
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I love gnomes
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-17 20:37:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/84167#2445069
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-17 10:13:04 EDT (#)
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Congrats on the #2 spot on the MVA.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-14 07:21:51 EDT (#)
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One of the Best Posts I have ever seen.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-07 18:01:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-05-19 22:10:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-05-19 21:47:57 EDT (#)
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According to my calculations, unless he posts, you are with a week or two of passing Jared in total hits.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-08 22:53:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:07:39 EDT (#)
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Your posts always make me smile big.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2007-05-08 22:18:29 EDT (#)
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wow. i don't know what you guys giving this anything other than a +2 are thinking. this was hilarious.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-28 16:10:50 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-28 13:58:42 EDT (#)
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FUCKING WONDERFUL
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-04-28 11:55:26 EDT (#)
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wow a gallon pcp wow thats a lot i didnt even know it came in liquid form but really a gallon
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-27 16:25:46 EDT (#)
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~~~MY NUTS, MY NUTS, MY NUTS ARE IN YOUR BUTT~~~
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-27 15:16:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/76393
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-27 13:47:18 EDT (#)
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daddy like
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-27 13:13:22 EDT (#)
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Started funny then went kinda sour at the end.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-27 13:08:20 EDT (#)
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I <3 U!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-27 12:59:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-04-27 11:38:27 EDT (#)
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awesome
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-04-27 09:00:17 EDT (#)
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Could have been funny but +1 for all the effort.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-27 08:49:33 EDT (#)
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This started out funny, but ended electro-ish.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-27 08:38:01 EDT (#)
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really good until the punchline and then if just fell flat
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-27 05:37:34 EDT (#)
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Now that's weird shit !
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-27 05:20:29 EDT (#)
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nice!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-27 04:36:54 EDT (#)
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A gallon of PCP.
I saw it on this show.
It obviously explains this post.
Bad FTW... BAD!!!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-27 03:53:23 EDT (#)
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Made my morning; I'm real easy to please in the morning I guess, but I did just laugh my head off.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-27 03:31:25 EDT (#)
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What Stagger_beef said
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-04-27 03:06:34 EDT (#)
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YER SPREADIN LIES
HERES DA TRUTH
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101135
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-27 03:02:28 EDT (#)
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What beef said.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-27 02:31:12 EDT (#)
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Needed either one more or one less frame.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-04-27 02:00:07 EDT (#)
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I'm with Stagger_Lee -- I hate anything that brings people joy.
-2!
(Just kidding. I just don't think this is anything to toot aboot.)
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:58:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:51:08 EDT (#)
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Obviously this took much hard work and hand sweat.
Tiring stuff being an entertainer ain't it?
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shitfuck, it's terrible... Haven't slept in weeks.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:51:08 EDT (#)
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Obviously this took much hard work and hand sweat.
Tiring stuff being an entertainer ain't it?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:16:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:07:51 EDT (#)
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odd
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:15:46 EDT (#)
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i read the title and said FUCK
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:05:04 EDT (#)
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You confused Stagger_Lee?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:03:39 EDT (#)
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?
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-04-27 00:43:32 EDT (#)
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this is fantabulous
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-04-27 00:14:07 EDT (#)
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i miss the adventures of david the gnome
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-26 23:08:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:51:06 EDT (#)
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If I was just a little more buzzed this probably would have warranted a +2.
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Why hello there, Shlongy! Looks like this beer is for you! Do you care for Dogfish Head? Great, have a 6 pack!
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-26 22:11:09 EDT (#)
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ahahaha
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-26 22:00:10 EDT (#)
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I want to tell you a story
About a little man
If I can.
A gnome named Grimble Crumble.
And little gnomes stay in their homes.
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.
He wore a scarlet tunic,
A blue green hood,
It looked quite good.
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass
Fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Oooooooooomray.
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Winding, finding places to go.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Oooooooooomray.
Ooooooooooooooomray.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:53:46 EDT (#)
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I love this. Really, and not because I already knew this happens when I sleep.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:51:06 EDT (#)
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If I was just a little more buzzed this probably would have warranted a +2.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:50:30 EDT (#)
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This just reminded me about how much I hate Travelocity.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:35:07 EDT (#)
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:) Your gnomes look like paedophiles.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:27:00 EDT (#)
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Slunny Bippers and Genomes?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:23:48 EDT (#)
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i like it
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:20:43 EDT (#)
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+2 pink bunny slippers and gnomes.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:14:23 EDT (#)
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oh man
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:12:16 EDT (#)
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Not really heartwarming but funny none the less.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:07:51 EDT (#)
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odd
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:07:39 EDT (#)
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Your posts always make me smile big.