Mustaches or Moustaches? (2418 hits)
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Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2007-04-24 19:32:56 EDT
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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-04-28 22:32:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:08:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:21:51 EDT (#)
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so is that like washable marker or did you walk around with sharpie on your face all day?
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It washed off somewhat easily in the shower.
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good to know.
i'm bored.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-04-27 15:02:03 EDT (#)
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There's something annoyingly French about this entire thread.
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-26 23:29:44 EDT (#)
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Who said entertainment needed any sort of thought?
Have a +2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-04-26 22:27:21 EDT (#)
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Gaystaches or Gaystaches?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:25:20 EDT (#)
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I couldn't remember this from the title and wondered why I didn't remember answering the question.
Now I know.
You look very huggable.
Moustaches make me think of mice and mustaches make me think of old westerns.
I almost submitted this with "mouses" instead of mice.
Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2007-04-26 11:52:56 EDT (#)
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Would have been funnier if you couln't remove that shit off your face
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:16:56 EDT (#)
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U R Bananaz
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-26 06:41:21 EDT (#)
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I think the one with the full beard is pretty hot.
I have no idea why.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-26 00:46:13 EDT (#)
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thorpe is right about the third photo by the way
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-04-26 00:33:47 EDT (#)
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yer forearms are too hairy and yer room is too yellow also yer face is toooo pointed and i hope da marker ink gives u skin cancer
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-04-25 23:40:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-04-25 22:02:07 EDT (#)
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I think in your case : mouse stashes
Last time you had hair on your face,was there a dick in your yap?!
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Yes, actually. =)
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-04-25 22:02:07 EDT (#)
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I think in your case : mouse stashes
Last time you had hair on your face,was there a dick in your yap?!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-25 20:41:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-25 20:31:21 EDT (#)
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No problem, Bubba. You didn't piss me off; I'd say it was more like a mild irritation. I'm sure you didn't mean any offense, it's just that sometimes I come here to get away from an environment where I need to have a good reason for everything I do- I don't want to do that here. I say things, I rate things, sometimes in exaggerated or inconsistent ways. I think it's fine to disagree or joke about things, I just don't want to be taken to task for everything I say, is all. No harm done.
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Thanks, kiddo. Regardless of Scourge's bullshit, I was indeed messing with you. Maybe I go beyond the point of reasonableness now and then, but it wasn't meant with any malice. I really understand the part about "needing a good reason" for everything we do. Life at work is like that, and I really hate it.
I may post a piece of crap later,so you can +2 it.
:) Kidding again...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-25 20:31:21 EDT (#)
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No problem, Bubba. You didn't piss me off; I'd say it was more like a mild irritation. I'm sure you didn't mean any offense, it's just that sometimes I come here to get away from an environment where I need to have a good reason for everything I do- I don't want to do that here. I say things, I rate things, sometimes in exaggerated or inconsistent ways. I think it's fine to disagree or joke about things, I just don't want to be taken to task for everything I say, is all. No harm done.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-25 19:50:59 EDT (#)
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The Uberboard: Bart gets rich and I get exposed...erm...exposure.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-25 19:48:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:24:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-25 00:01:17 EDT (#)
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I, as well, despise anonymity. I was only pulling your chain, I meant no offense. Forgive me if my brand of humor pissed you off. That was not my intent. I sincerely apologize.
I be gwine ta bed now. Again,I'm sorry....
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OH WAIT! NO OFFENSE! I WAS JUST JOKING AROUND WHEN I CALLED YOU NAMES AND DID THE ONLINE EQUIVALENT OF SCREAMING IN AN APOPLECTIC RAGE WHEN YOU DID SOMETHING THAT I DISAGREED WITH BECAUSE I COME HOME AFTER WORK AND GET SHITFACED ON WILD TURKEY AND THE INTERNET IS MY ONLY OUTLET NOW THAT MY WIFE GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER AFTER THE LAST TIME I BEAT HER HOW STUPID OF YOU NOT TO REALIZE THAT I WAS JOKING YOU STUPID FUCKTARD NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID I PUT THAT HANDLE OF CHEAP BOURBON?????!!!1
what you describe as your brand of humour is shit.
this post was pretty crappy too
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Scourge, I'm waiting to hear input from Sacrilicious. She was the one I was messing with, not you.
You've sure turned into a whiner recently. I expect it from Wildman and some of the morons around here, but I thought you had more class. Was I wrong?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-25 19:08:37 EDT (#)
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oh Mr. X, i was not referencing you.
just using Jonny as a generic, catch-all kind of name is all. think of the Jonny i was talking to as having the last name of Doe.
sorry for the confusion.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 17:29:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:54:41 PDT (#)
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you got the bitter part right though, Jonny
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ah, I had nothing to do with this one - quite frankly, I dont give a shit about either of them, and that's the honest truth...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:32:34 EDT (#)
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would you give me a moustache ride?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:16:31 EDT (#)
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You have a sad sad look on your face throughout these pics. For some reason it makes me want to smack ya in the face.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:08:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:21:51 EDT (#)
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so is that like washable marker or did you walk around with sharpie on your face all day?
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It washed off somewhat easily in the shower.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:22:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:21:51 EDT (#)
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so is that like washable marker or did you walk around with sharpie on your face all day?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:21:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:54:41 EDT (#)
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you got the bitter part right though, Jonny
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:54:13 EDT (#)
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'Bitter old man berated by bitter young man http://www.ubersite.com/m/101044#2391568 LOSEROFL'
good grief you people have FAR too much time on your hands.
and wasting money on THIS is certainly the mark of someone who is quite a daft cunt. i guess that narrows it down to about 30,000 of you...
and i'll have you know, mystery person, that i'm neither young nor a man. i am in actuality a 75 year old hermaphrodite. so there.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:45:56 EDT (#)
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WHERE ARE TEH MUTTONCHOPS?????
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:24:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-25 00:01:17 EDT (#)
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I, as well, despise anonymity. I was only pulling your chain, I meant no offense. Forgive me if my brand of humor pissed you off. That was not my intent. I sincerely apologize.
I be gwine ta bed now. Again,I'm sorry....
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OH WAIT! NO OFFENSE! I WAS JUST JOKING AROUND WHEN I CALLED YOU NAMES AND DID THE ONLINE EQUIVALENT OF SCREAMING IN AN APOPLECTIC RAGE WHEN YOU DID SOMETHING THAT I DISAGREED WITH BECAUSE I COME HOME AFTER WORK AND GET SHITFACED ON WILD TURKEY AND THE INTERNET IS MY ONLY OUTLET NOW THAT MY WIFE GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER AFTER THE LAST TIME I BEAT HER HOW STUPID OF YOU NOT TO REALIZE THAT I WAS JOKING YOU STUPID FUCKTARD NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID I PUT THAT HANDLE OF CHEAP BOURBON?????!!!1
what you describe as your brand of humour is shit.
this post was pretty crappy too
Submitted by hedonistic_indulgence (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:16:25 EDT (#)
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The last one did it for me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:52:05 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
and 'Lishy's right... you're adorable. But watch out.. she may try to turn you.
Submitted by Plaidish (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:05:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:52:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:52:11 EDT (#)
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putting on make up is gay
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hahahah
and bubba sounds like a bitter old man
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:42:47 EDT (#)
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Nazi.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:25:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:15:02 EDT (#)
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You're like a living Dapper Dan, or whatever the name of that toy was where you could give the bald guy hair by using the magnetic stylus.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:12:11 EDT (#)
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Why didn't you just grow one?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:46:58 EDT (#)
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You know I punished my 3yr old for doing much the same thing. Made her sit in the Time-Out chair.
IN THE CORNER, YOUNG MAN, THAT'S 15 MINUTES YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:40:30 EDT (#)
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This wouldn't be nearly as funny if you didn't have those big bushy eyebrows. ^_^
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:18:50 EDT (#)
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I tell you what, that 3rd picture makes your homosexuality come across as a lot more sinister.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:16:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:53:03 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahaha.
Wacky.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:52:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:52:11 EDT (#)
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putting on make up is gay
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:38:24 EDT (#)
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You're cute.
You drew on your face with Sharpie?
You have eyes like chocolate (are they edible?).
You look like jailbait.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:15:50 EDT (#)
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What Forensic said.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-04-25 06:05:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:35:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-24 22:09:18 EDT (#)
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I can totally picture your mom coming into the bedroom, all like "Spencer, honey, would you like pizza or burgers for supp...What's wrong with your face? Why are you hiding your face? LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
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BWAHAHAA
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:09:23 EDT (#)
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Learn English, it may aid you in your quest.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2007-04-25 01:02:58 EDT (#)
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Crap
-BongZilla
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-04-25 00:47:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:15:35 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure you have the most adorable face in all existence.
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Thank you. =)
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-25 00:13:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:10:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:15:35 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure you have the most adorable face in all existence.
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Pardom me, madam, but don't you feel just a little bit weird for being such a kissass?
Not trying to be a dipshit, but that is NOT the most adorable face in all existence. Nor is mine.
Nor is yours. Please, be honest. Fuck that. Lie to teh dude.
"Yo, Spence,you is so fuckin wunnerful lookin', ya made Saccy cream her panties." Way ta go,dude...
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Bubba, you are indeed: THE KING OF CRINGE
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-25 00:02:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:15:35 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure you have the most adorable face in all existence.
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I think we have similar ideas of attractiveness.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-25 00:01:17 EDT (#)
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I, as well, despise anonymity. I was only pulling your chain, I meant no offense. Forgive me if my brand of humor pissed you off. That was not my intent. I sincerely apologize.
I be gwine ta bed now. Again,I'm sorry....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:54:59 EDT (#)
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It's fine, Bubba, and it wasn't my dollar. I tend to more direct with my comments instead of paying for anonymity.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:43:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:16:44 EDT (#)
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No, actually Bubba, I don't feel weird for making such comments and they don't make me a kissass. Wasn't it you the other day who had something to say about the way I rated this poster? Why so much interest in my choice of comments ratings? Live and let live, no need to analyze everything I say or do here.
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Well, EXCUSE ME!!! Really, I have no interest in how you rate anyone. I was just adding to the bullshit. Did it really cost you a fucking dollar to post that on the Uberboard? Oh,you didn't do it? Well, sorry. I couldn't possibly analyze everything you do here, I don't claim to be Freud.
"Sorry, Liebchen, du bist nicht ein Madchen, aber ein junge."
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:35:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-24 22:09:18 EDT (#)
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I can totally picture your mom coming into the bedroom, all like "Spencer, honey, would you like pizza or burgers for supp...What's wrong with your face? Why are you hiding your face? LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
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BWAHAHAA
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:32:21 EDT (#)
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When I see the spelling "moustaches," I hear it in my head as if Inspector Clouseau is saying it.
"Swine bird, that is my moustache."
On the other hand, I hear "mustache" as if Jeff Foxworthy is saying it.
"Ya might be a redneck if.....something something something about "mustaches."
Weird eh?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:31:26 EDT (#)
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Also, a woman using "adorable" to describe a gay teenager is hardly a sexual comment, let alone orgasmic.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:16:44 EDT (#)
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No, actually Bubba, I don't feel weird for making such comments and they don't make me a kissass. Wasn't it you the other day who had something to say about the way I rated this poster? Why so much interest in my choice of comments ratings? Live and let live, no need to analyze everything I say or do here.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:10:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:15:35 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure you have the most adorable face in all existence.
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Pardom me, madam, but don't you feel just a little bit weird for being such a kissass?
Not trying to be a dipshit, but that is NOT the most adorable face in all existence. Nor is mine.
Nor is yours. Please, be honest. Fuck that. Lie to teh dude.
"Yo, Spence,you is so fuckin wunnerful lookin', ya made Saccy cream her panties." Way ta go,dude...
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:06:50 EDT (#)
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It came off after some decent scrubbing.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-04-24 22:50:02 EDT (#)
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I'd fuck the man, with or without the Sharpie 'stache.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-24 22:39:06 EDT (#)
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Moustache
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-04-24 22:37:52 EDT (#)
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I bet that marker will take forever to get off
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-24 22:21:41 EDT (#)
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you did what for a website?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-24 22:09:18 EDT (#)
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I can totally picture your mom coming into the bedroom, all like "Spencer, honey, would you like pizza or burgers for supp...What's wrong with your face? Why are you hiding your face? LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:55:12 EDT (#)
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I guess you don't have a job...I mean you drew on yourself with a sharpie. That shit doesn't come off easy. Good thing you have tomorrow (the rest of your life) off from work, huh?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:54:16 EDT (#)
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Holy shit you stole my eyes! You bastard!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:22:30 EDT (#)
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pj's
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:15:35 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure you have the most adorable face in all existence.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:04:07 EDT (#)
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Mine's better.
So nyah.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-24 20:59:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-24 20:17:48 EDT (#)
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Jesus man. This is a 2. You drew on yourself for UBER.
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Pah I've written on my cock for uber. And that fucking hurt btw.
+2 cause the second last one is close to the beard I have, except mine is sexy
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-04-24 20:57:30 EDT (#)
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ha
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-24 20:42:42 EDT (#)
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Why don't you use a couple of those as replacements for those goddamn turkeys?
This was stupid, but you seem reasonably intelligent.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-04-24 20:36:53 EDT (#)
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It's only going to get messy again.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-24 20:36:28 EDT (#)
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Make your bed.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-04-24 20:30:41 EDT (#)
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pfft. fag.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-24 20:17:48 EDT (#)
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Jesus man. This is a 2. You drew on yourself for UBER.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-04-24 20:06:21 EDT (#)
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In some of those, you look like Dave Grohl. Grolh. Grole? That Nivana, Foo Fighers guy.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-24 19:59:01 EDT (#)
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damn man those are dark eyes
like, Eye Colour: Black, dark.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-24 19:54:41 EDT (#)
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I bet you caught a mean buzz from that stuff.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-04-24 19:44:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-24 19:41:27 EDT (#)
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Magic marker
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-24 19:40:15 EDT (#)
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I love you, in a totally non-heterosexual way.