Pretending I'm TTOM: Only with guitarists, not animals. (532 hits)
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Submitted by BeaverDamn (View user info) at 2007-04-18 10:59:31 EDT
If this version doesn't work than fuck it.
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-04-19 21:05:02 EDT (#)
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"Sorry for the vitriol. It's just that video games really are a complete waste of otherwise useful brain function and eye-hand coordination. Sitting in a room in front of a screen trying your damndest to be the best at following the rules of a machine does no real good. It is simply mindless distraction. And when you've 'beaten' the game (or 'finally completed doing what it told you to do') all you've really done is thrown away several hours or days of your life. If you want to feel good about it, I guess that's fine, but I'd advise you not to put 'beat Soul Calibur III in Expert Mode (or whatever) in 42 hours' on your resume or college applications. It might impress the 27-year-old assistant night manager at Taco Pit, though, since it took him 42 hours too."
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What do you have against being entertained?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-19 08:02:39 EDT (#)
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lol @ hate
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-19 08:01:50 EDT (#)
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just for the record, I played the guitar hero at my buddy's house the other day, and it was mad crazy drunk fun.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-19 07:45:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-04-18 17:45:20 EDT (#)
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I don't know what compulsion is driving you to be a tremendous dick right now.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-04-18 17:32:57 EDT (#)
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I've been playing Bass for 7 years and been playing guitar for 3. I consider music a very big portion of my life. Just because i play instruments too doesn't mean i can't enjoy a video game with some friends. I didn't realize i was going to get scrutinized for mentioning that i play a video game. Chill out.
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Sorry for the vitriol. It's just that video games really are a complete waste of otherwise useful brain function and eye-hand coordination. Sitting in a room in front of a screen trying your damndest to be the best at following the rules of a machine does no real good. It is simply mindless distraction. And when you've 'beaten' the game (or 'finally completed doing what it told you to do') all you've really done is thrown away several hours or days of your life. If you want to feel good about it, I guess that's fine, but I'd advise you not to put 'beat Soul Calibur III in Expert Mode (or whatever) in 42 hours' on your resume or college applications. It might impress the 27-year-old assistant night manager at Taco Pit, though, since it took him 42 hours too.
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-18 23:11:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-18 22:49:57 EDT (#)
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Shredding is pretty lame.
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Emotionless shredding is lame. Michael Angelo Batio is fun to watch play, but his music sucks.
When people shred with emotion, then it's hawt.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-18 22:49:57 EDT (#)
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Shredding is pretty lame.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-04-18 17:45:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-18 15:53:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-04-18 14:26:22 EDT (#)
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+2 because i just beat Jordan on Expert in Guitar Hero 2
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Did Joe Satriani teach you how to play Guitar Hero II? COOL! No, he didn't did he. No. That's 'cos Joe Satriani can actually play guitar and has no need for stupid imitation video games. Put the controller and the game player in a box, go to the pawn shop, trade it for a decent acoustic guitar, and play around with that on your back porch. Create something rather than trying to feel a sense of achievement from finally making an exact copy of someone else's stuff. Back porch for a while, then front porch for a while and soon you'll be playing with other people who left the imitations behind. And then you'll find that you're not as much of a pathetic loser anymore. Girls like actual musicians, but generally aren't too impressed with the ability to play a video game. If you can play guitar for real, it might even turn out that girls will talk to you. You never know.
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I don't know what compulsion is driving you to be a tremendous dick right now.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-04-18 17:32:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-18 15:53:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-04-18 14:26:22 EDT (#)
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+2 because i just beat Jordan on Expert in Guitar Hero 2
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Did Joe Satriani teach you how to play Guitar Hero II? COOL! No, he didn't did he. No. That's 'cos Joe Satriani can actually play guitar and has no need for stupid imitation video games. Put the controller and the game player in a box, go to the pawn shop, trade it for a decent acoustic guitar, and play around with that on your back porch. Create something rather than trying to feel a sense of achievement from finally making an exact copy of someone else's stuff. Back porch for a while, then front porch for a while and soon you'll be playing with other people who left the imitations behind. And then you'll find that you're not as much of a pathetic loser anymore. Girls like actual musicians, but generally aren't too impressed with the ability to play a video game. If you can play guitar for real, it might even turn out that girls will talk to you. You never know.
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I've been playing Bass for 7 years and been playing guitar for 3. I consider music a very big portion of my life. Just because i play instruments too doesn't mean i can't enjoy a video game with some friends. I didn't realize i was going to get scrutinized for mentioning that i play a video game. Chill out.
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-18 16:34:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-18 11:13:02 EDT (#)
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he's probably the best of the shredders, but all solo guitarists pretty much suck balls
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Buckethead
Vai
Satriani
Petrucci
Gilbert
All solo guitarists who would sweep arpeggio your ass into oblivion.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-18 15:53:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-04-18 14:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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+2 because i just beat Jordan on Expert in Guitar Hero 2
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Did Joe Satriani teach you how to play Guitar Hero II? COOL! No, he didn't did he. No. That's 'cos Joe Satriani can actually play guitar and has no need for stupid imitation video games. Put the controller and the game player in a box, go to the pawn shop, trade it for a decent acoustic guitar, and play around with that on your back porch. Create something rather than trying to feel a sense of achievement from finally making an exact copy of someone else's stuff. Back porch for a while, then front porch for a while and soon you'll be playing with other people who left the imitations behind. And then you'll find that you're not as much of a pathetic loser anymore. Girls like actual musicians, but generally aren't too impressed with the ability to play a video game. If you can play guitar for real, it might even turn out that girls will talk to you. You never know.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-18 15:12:46 EDT (#)
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Piss off Orgasmoron: +2 this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100833
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-04-18 14:26:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-18 11:04:05 EDT (#)
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it's the same retarded post, what are you a fucking encylopedia? at least give a couple of links to the guy's music, after all he is A FUCKING MUSICIAN
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yeah Joe Satriani much suck balls considering the amount of famous guitarists he's taught.
+2 because i just beat Jordan on Expert in Guitar Hero 2
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-04-18 14:01:30 EDT (#)
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+2 music
But guitar solos = masturbation.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-18 13:31:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-04-18 12:24:02 EDT (#)
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a) is kind of hot.
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a) is buckethead back in the 60s when he was a kid.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-18 12:59:21 EDT (#)
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I'm up in your chicken, shredding up your spices and rubs.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-18 12:58:38 EDT (#)
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Bucket Head Wendy?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-18 12:56:47 EDT (#)
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now i want fried chicken, dammit
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-18 12:43:47 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-04-18 12:35:18 EDT (#)
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1 because I've seen this kid play, and he's a freaking idiot, but he does play a lot of notes.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-04-18 12:24:02 EDT (#)
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a) is kind of hot.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-18 11:26:10 EDT (#)
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Well that dude looks like a serial killer.
Submitted by Mr_Burns (user info) at 2007-04-18 11:19:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-18 11:19:43 EDT (#)
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Y halo thar ganglefingers.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-18 11:13:02 EDT (#)
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he's probably the best of the shredders, but all solo guitarists pretty much suck balls
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-18 11:08:22 EDT (#)
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why the fuck would you put a KFC bucket on your head?
oooo he's so crazy! HE MUST BE COOL!
I saw PFFs link, dude's not bad (not great either) but he looks like a fucking moron with that thing on his head.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-18 11:04:05 EDT (#)
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it's the same retarded post, what are you a fucking encylopedia? at least give a couple of links to the guy's music, after all he is A FUCKING MUSICIAN
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8akmP6Sjv2o
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-18 11:02:19 EDT (#)
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I believe that you are Mr. Bucket Head, and that you middle name was given to you in honor of your old Irish grandfather, Seamus O'Shitferragh.
Again.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-18 11:01:13 EDT (#)
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Not very good.