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Submitted by Fey (View user info) at 2007-04-13 16:14:17 EDT


Yes, I am a female. There seems to been some confusion on this matter.



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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-09-15 22:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look man enough to take a punch

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-14 22:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OH MY GOD THIS POST'S LIKE A YEAR OLD.

THOSE NOSTRILS PROBABLY DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT ANYMORE.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-14 22:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OH MY GOD I CAN SEE INTO YOUR NOSTRILS.


Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-09-14 21:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You look like a man

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-09-14 20:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

there's no confusion... you're petty and look like a man.
it's a wonder you're not more bitter.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-25 22:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ripple read my mind.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-09-25 22:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha ha, arnie's poor



Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-24 08:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you know - with you. Not me, I'm an Australian.

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-24 07:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/94657#2532944

dear shit-for-brains,

what this is *really* about, is that I'm an alter, with a higher rating than you.

oh and congratulations on the plural 'psychoses', and using it in a correct grammatic format. well done on having the internet in new drearland.

btw, I have waded with dogged determination through the C's, and am starting to slog through the D's. I am in two minds as to how, pragmatically, insult Steve Devine. I mean he's Australian, and only played for the blecks because we couldn't be fucked with him. Mayhaps you can help, what with you being part abba part land-grabbing commission house burning hangi having halfcast.

I earnestly await your input, once your dad has had his.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-07 09:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A traitor, BWahahahahahahahhaha

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-07 09:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Emission, you turncoat.


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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-29 12:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yep you are a cutie :P

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-06-07 05:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Those green eyes, those pouty lips...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

where???

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A HOT female.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-04 16:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SiCo- From you? No. I'm lucky I came out of our first encounter without some communicable disease, Mr. Mensa.








Fat Tony - Sigh. Alter or not, you're not the brightest button are you? I'm a girl who looks like a boy, not the other way around. Get it right.

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-06-04 15:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah! Yeah! DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!

You are a man. Stop telling lies!

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-04 15:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why would I be bitter about being prettier than you?

Gosh darn, woman, show me your hole and stop complaing. What'd you expect, a warm welcome?

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-06-02 14:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If I wasn't confused before, I am now.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-02 13:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SiCo - You're just bitter because you're girlier looking than I am. And seriously, someone with camwhores like yours out there on the world wide web shouldn't be picking on others.







rad - Get up on the wrong side of bed this morning, did we?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-02 08:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-02 07:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm STILL CONFUSED. It must be your masculine features.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

not enough boinnnnnnnggggging going on in my trousers.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES VICKIE VALENCOURT

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

(Is everyone I come into contact with today just a little retarded?)


Yes, dear. A NOSE. You have one too, see? Right in the middle of your face. It's used for smelling things.


And next week, we'll learn about EYES.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nose

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Emission - cleaning? Bah! 'Tis for the weak! Germs make you strong!




apollo - I don't have the energy, so you're going to have to pretend I said something snarky back, ok? Cool, thanks.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-29 13:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

there still fucking is.

Man face.



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-29 12:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh its sunday and nothing to do now after by day of cleaning!!!

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-29 12:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Emission - Aw, shucks. Thanks.

So.. um.. how's things?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-29 12:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yep you are a cutie :P

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-25 22:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hi, fey. drop me an email if you like. experima.at.gmail.com





Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-24 01:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-17 21:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lmao

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90490


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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-17 21:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i can't take this photo as concrete proof that you are female, nor do I care


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That alter only stayed in character for about a week.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-20 18:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hi, rob!

who you callin' lazy?

hi, fey!

warm fuzziness, indeed.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-20 14:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rob -
I'm lazy and pretentious, so I'm not getting anywhere.


__________

experima -

Thanks. =) I like yours too.



_____








(Aw, warm fuzzies..)



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-20 14:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Hi m!


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-20 14:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


YOU NEED TO WRITE SOMETHING LAZYPANTS!


Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-20 14:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hiya :)

i like your face

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-20 12:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-04-19 10:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like you.

Not for the +2's you've unaccountably given my posts (though I touch myself a little when it happens) but because you're clever and cutting and different without being deliberately unpleasant. That's unusual.

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Welcome to the club, I've been a giant fan from the beginning.

Makes sense you two ladies would get along.


Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Circe -

Unaccountably? I +2 you because you're genuinely talented. I like being able to give +2s to things that actually kick all kinds of ass. You are, literarily speaking, what I wish I was.

And thank you, it's nice to hear nice things from someone whose work I admire.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-19 10:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha. clever and cutting i will give but i'd say she was deliberately unpleasant that first go round here. shaping up nicely for uber really.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-04-19 10:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like you.

Not for the +2's you've unaccountably given my posts (though I touch myself a little when it happens) but because you're clever and cutting and different without being deliberately unpleasant. That's unusual.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-17 19:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-17 12:18:57 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sad, JonnyX.

Why the hell should he stop because you don't have the attention span to cope?

STOP READING THIS SERIES IF YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
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attention span?
Listen you dumb twit, i've been reading these all since day one.
Not to mention he asked my opinion on the subject previously.

If you don't know what you're talking about, perhaps you should shut tyhe fuck up, Howard Stern.

Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-04-17 15:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can see why there is confusion...I really am not sure either.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-17 09:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

is this some sort of proof or something? you look like my cousin rob.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-17 07:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lmao

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90490


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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-17 07:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i can't take this photo as concrete proof that you are female, nor do I care

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-17 02:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-17 02:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Am not wearing any makeup. Maybe this is what allows the confusion to remain? You lot aren't used to girls who don't slather their faces?

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-04-16 20:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Lipstick doesn't save you from looking like a 13 year old boy.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-16 08:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-15 04:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-15 04:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hello lungfish.

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Hello yourself, cutie.



Holy shit I am smooth.
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aaaaahahahahahhahahahaha

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-16 07:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

God i hate work, what to do............




Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-16 06:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rorrim -

Nice. Me, I worked, studied, worked out, ate, played poker, slept (not enough) and generally consumed far too little alcohol and/or sunshine.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-16 06:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

EmissionImpossible - Fine? No, I don't have man hands. No, I don't have a moustache.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-16 06:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fine!

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-16 06:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-16 06:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Morning, messmind. What did you do bad?

I was a bad boy, last weekend. You know, the fluids, the smoke, some pool, terrific weather, pre-cooked meat in the grinder. AAAHHHHHH, if i could only make a loop of those kinda days...

Just some happy blogging..

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-16 06:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Morning, messmind. What did you do bad?










lungfish - smooth indeed. how's things?











ChaosJester and lechuza - I take it as a compliment. I think.





Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-16 05:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-13 19:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look like Grabriel from Constantine

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Actually, I sort of agree with the above statement. I also thought Gabriel was pretty hawt in a weird, androgynous sort of way.

Color me confused...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-16 04:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have you got man hands? I dont like women with man hands or hairy upper lips. My last lady had a hairy upper lip and although she was generally very sexy it ruffled.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-16 04:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-14 04:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, nice to see in the morning...


Monday morning sunshine.... Damn, did i have a bad weekend....hehehe.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-04-16 03:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There seems to be more confusion with me...

Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-04-15 23:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i hate being cruel. i know there are pictures of me that would just get slaughtered on here. but... carrot top???

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-15 20:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Well, you don't have lip fuzz, so that puts you above most of the chicks on here.

*ducks*

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-15 17:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-14 17:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Feyyyyyyyyyyy O

Fey-eey-eyy-O

Daylight come and I wanna go home

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hahahaha

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-15 04:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-15 04:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hello lungfish.

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Hello yourself, cutie.



Holy shit I am smooth.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-15 04:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're welcome. wanna fuck?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-14 21:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-14 17:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-14 11:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rob - momentary lapse of judgement, temporary insanity. I did eeny-meeny-miney-mo the decision though, so it was probably meant to be.

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Indeed.

I believe that makes this post officially 'emmmo'.



You should have included a poem.


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-14 17:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Feyyyyyyyyyyy O

Fey-eey-eyy-O

Daylight come and I wanna go home.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-14 17:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My curry was tasty.

I won £200 on the national today.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-14 17:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice nostril, baby.

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Not hairy, not snotty, not bleeding, not cavernous.. Thank you. I try.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice nostril, baby.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

carrot top

Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2007-04-14 12:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why lie? Ur obviously a man.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-14 11:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rob - momentary lapse of judgement, temporary insanity. I did eeny-meeny-miney-mo the decision though, so it was probably meant to be.

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-04-14 08:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You have purdy hair ^_^

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-14 06:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You look like you have something in your mouth

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-14 05:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Good morning everyone! You make me laugh.


And ok, if I ever do the whole camwhore thing again, I'll "try a little harder" and not take pictures of the inside of my nose.


Still laughing.



Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-14 04:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, nice to see in the morning...


Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-14 03:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hoo hoo robin I invented the radio

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-04-14 03:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the confusion remains

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-14 03:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like you'd give really good head. HUZZAH!

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-14 02:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey fey

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-14 00:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

.....ummm I'm still not convinced

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-04-14 00:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and the confusion continues....

Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-14 00:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-13 23:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Joo Muy Fay-O

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I didn't know Mexicans had leet yet...



Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-13 23:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Joo Muy Fay-O

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-13 22:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You actually kinda remind me of Kate from Lost.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-13 21:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You look like Howard Stern.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-13 21:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I don't think the confusion is worked out with this picture...


so wait...are you a guy with long hair?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-13 20:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


FEY!

Taunting the jackals with a camwhore?

You silly bird.


Oh, and I agree with Method - 'cept I already think your attitude is awesome.


Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-04-13 19:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't listen to Dorkin'the Devil - he's a polyopinionist(all his comments suck dork like he does).
I bet he looks like the hillbilly guy on the Simpsons-with the one big tooth sticking out of his drooly yap.
But obviously you are a female- give who ever took this photo a slap!
You can do better

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-13 19:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can see inside your nose.

Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-13 19:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you losers must have lower standards that include "warthogs", but make no mistake about it; This whore
is downright ugly across the board on any day of the week.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-13 19:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look like Grabriel from Constantine

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-04-13 19:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

still not convinced

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-13 19:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like my friend, Angela, who has nice smallish boobs.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-13 19:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cute.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-04-13 18:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That face just screams "blow a load on me"

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-04-13 18:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I'd fuck your mouth.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-13 18:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCKING DAMN IT



Already said :(





Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-13 18:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Y HALO THAR HOWARD STERN

Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-13 18:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dude you have a dick.


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-13 18:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

actually that was obvious with your first post.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-13 17:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

then again, I'm a fat greasy greek, so who gives a shit what I think?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-13 17:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ok ok I think you have very pretty eyes, and you could probably be hot with the right attitude and makeup. It just seems like you're not trying very hard, since you've decided your best angle is up your fucking nose.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-13 17:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you*

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-13 17:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i could be cute
show us more next time

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-13 17:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look italian...

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-13 17:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can see your brain. A little bit...poking out there....looks like it's trying to say hi...

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-13 17:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh good, now I know. It's my hermaphrodite, rockgarden (read: broken when I was 15) nose that has lead to people thinking I write like a guy. Thanks, people!

Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-13 17:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're fucking UGLY as shit. you missed out on spring break, that's where all the rough people go to get laid.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why do you plus 2 their lame camwhores and ignore mine, uh? :|

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:45:57 EDT (#)
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scourge's pic looks like a dead fish eyes.

retrospect's eye looks like a beautiful perl. i wanna fuck him.



again? you're an animal.

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hermaphrodite. Big time.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

scourge's pic looks like a dead fish eyes.

retrospect's eye looks like a beautiful perl. i wanna fuck him.
===

it WAS a shitty cameraphone...

you have wounded me to the quick Caulaincourt. i must go seppuku.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my english is falling apart.

MUST BE CUZ IT'S MY LAST WORKING IN AN ANGLO ENVIRONMENT! WHOOPEE!

*DRING*DRING*

"WHAT'S THAT, ROBIN?"

"IT'S THE FRANCO-PHONE, BATMAN!"

"YES?"

"I QUIT TABARNAK!"

YAAAHOOOOOOOOO!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

are you sure?

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

given the size of that nose, id say there still is some confusion

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Carrot Top! I loved your last comedy special.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

scourge's pic looks like a dead fish eyes.

retrospect's eye looks like a beautiful perl. i wanna fuck him.

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy fucking shit your nose could double as a GODDAMNED ROCK GARDEN.

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

seks?

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

(Oh, and someone please prevent DespinaAlter and DancesAlter from making small, ugly, nasty AlterBabies together. Thank you.)

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

im with scourge, you have nice eyes. just not as nice as mine. or scourges.

~~~

scourge has the best eyes.


Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:35:25 EDT (#)
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But remember, scourge, you promised you wouldn't pass it on..

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and this is scourges http://www.ubersite.com/m/88440 so hawt.




Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nice myspace camera shot

Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

bitch, you look like a deranged lunatic with your aardvark snout

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

method is simply guilty of the whole pulling your pigtails because he likes you syndrome. its a piece of his kindergarten mentality. seriously, he asked me for your phone number in an email the other day.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

im with scourge, you have nice eyes. just not as nice as mine. or scourges.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88437

you look like meadow sopranos BF that saw vito spatafore blowing the security guard that time on Sopranos.

i was going to link to him but i dont know his name but i did see him on a gum commercial recently.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BFFs 4 LIFE

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No worries. People often assume the same because of my comments- as if women can't be smartasses- and Method calls me a man all the time. Let's be BFFs.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

we have the same nose!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/99618


Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I guess what they're trying to say is "Show yer tits!" or "Show us yer box!"
There are feminine qualities to your face, but nothing in the pic that screams "I am a girl." Maybe we can get a body shot next time.

+.5 for nice eyes

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1.)you have pretty eyes.

2.)these people are being surprisingly pleasant so far.

3.)who am i to break a zero streak?

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ouch.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/images/2006/09/Howard_Stern_0921.jpg

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:17:09 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No shit...you haven't proven a THING about being a female...in fact, you could easily pass for a celebrity double...say...Howard Stern.
-----
baba BOOEY

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I apparently have for several months here..

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look like my ex boyfriend

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No shit...you haven't proven a THING about being a female...in fact, you could easily pass for a celebrity double...say...Howard Stern.

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You could pass for a guy if you wanted to

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:15:39 EDT (#)
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You could pass for a guy if you wanted to


If the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that
girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and
foxy boxing and such and such.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa on Ice