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SUPA - poetry is for queers (659 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -0.28 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (View user info) at 2007-04-11 01:11:54 EDT


I'm pretty sure I was drunk when I signed up for this, because I think poetry sucks. I hate poetry, but I like the Beach Boys. My favorite song is Sail On Sailor. I think writing poetry is as gay as sunshine, but I guess if I write it to the tune of one of a decent, its slightly less gay. Maybe.

Either way, go listen to the song. I found it here: http://mrslickt.mine.nu/All%20music/mp3/Beach%20Boys%20-%20Sail%20on%20Sailor.mp3



I work the rhymezone, glorious rhymezone
Radical rhyme words, for my queer poem
V-Tek slumped, now I'm pumped
Rhyme on, rhyme on poet

Through the temptation, to not submit one
Sail through the sorrows of my submitions
Discontenting, to-ormenting
Poem sucks, Poem sucks; I-know it

Awake like an insomniac, still I'll prevail.
Late; like an hour late, yes oh will y'all wail

Frequent fumbles, gripes and grumbles
I eat umbles, this junk is jumbled
This life I'm living I've been given
I recommend many girl friends.
Heartbreak's searing, I am beer-ing
Never caring, always staring
Three more, three more, stanzas.

I work the rhymezone, yes still the rhymezone
Past included phrases, Rutherford Hayeses.
Uninspired, not drunk or tired
My name, my name, is Tim.

Are we done yet? machine gun threat.
Never ending, condescending.
You're a douchebag, a dry misused vag
My pants unbundled, lick my grundle.
You're such a fag, go get tea bagged
I'm gonna wi-in, to your chagrin.

Fuck off, fuck off douchebags.
Fuck off, fuck off douchebags.
Fuck off, fuck off douchebags.
Fuck off, fuck off douchebags.


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User Reviews


Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 title

Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

> but I guess if I write it to the tune of one of a decent,

What the hell are you trying to say here? Not that it really matters.

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for admitting that poetry suxx0rs.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was late. That's why the score is what it is.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sucked...with a capital UCKED!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Missed the cutoff, and it sucked. Sorry mate.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 08:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-11 02:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-11 01:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I like you, but this sucked, and you KNOW it sucked.
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i sure do.

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:(


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 08:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I agree.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-11 07:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is as glorious as my haiku post in ubermadness...or my post about turds in ubermadness...or my post about shlongy in ubermadness.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-11 07:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The last stanza really tugged at my emotional strings.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-11 03:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

k........

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-11 02:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-11 01:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I like you, but this sucked, and you KNOW it sucked.
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i sure do.

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:(

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-04-11 02:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-11 01:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I like you, but this sucked, and you KNOW it sucked.
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i sure do.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-11 01:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I like you, but this sucked, and you KNOW it sucked.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-11 01:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to bed.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-11 01:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

11 minutes late


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