Supa: Mary's Missing Mammaries (694 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.52 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-04-05 14:01:51 EDT
Milk of Magnesia, Milk of Magnesia
cure me from the everlasting amnesia.
Please, oh please, I beg you to retrieve
Lefty Lucy and Righty Tighty, my mammaries.
"Fuck this, I'm out, I had it up to here"
Lucy said after her first augmentation
"Stay! Don't leave me as one. I'd look queer"
Said Righty, "It would cause lamentation."
Lucy stayed, her decision ne'er pondered
when cancer set in, it was time for radiation
"Fuck this, I'm gone, never to be squandered."
This time Righty spoke first, ne'er hesitation.
"Don't leave me lovely Lucy, you got great areola"
Righy spoke like she was afraid to lose her friend.
"We act together, perhaps kill our host with ebola?
Lefty had a point, they grew up, and it'll be to end.
No more barium enemas, no more barium enemas
not even a colonic, that shit is venomous.
Please, oh please, grant me one reprieve
Lefty Lucy and Righty Tighty, my mammaries.
One night right as I fell into a very deep slumber
I was woken by the talk of my lifelong comrades
"Give'r her orgasm, anything, I even have a cucumber,
something to forget us, we'll meet some gonads.
They were just throwing up a minor distraction.
Mary fell back asleep dreaming of sweet legumes
and woke up with her tits to her subtraction.
Lefty Lucy and Righty Tighty, nowhere in the rooms.
No more rounds of radiation, no more augmentations
Lefty lucy, Righty tighty save me frustrations.
APB's and memos were posted for the whereabouts
of Mary's cancerous titties, but none showed clout.
Until some days, quite a'few have passed...
they were in the porta-john, outclassed.
Lefty Lucy and Righty Tighty were getting golden showers
by the Gonad brothers who also left on their own powers.
User Reviews
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh dear
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God help me, but I laughed and laughed.
It's not going to win you any awards, but I've clearly got a fucked up sense of humor and it appealed to that part of me.
I'll regret this rating in the morning.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck to all contestants.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-04-09 10:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-08 16:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
+1 for this entry, because it seemed better than mine and I sulked about that. But then again, everyone else's was better than mine as well, so it was just another string in my broken emo heart.
*tears*
Another +1 to compensate for the fags who bombed the first post which was reposted.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-06 05:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-04-05 22:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-05 21:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anti-shinebox.
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks to all my legionaires that stopped by and -2'ed me thinking that you were clever or doing something damaging.
DUH MY NAME SICO I PURTEND NOT TO CARE ABOUT RATING BUT THEN I USE DUH THE ALTER TO GIVE ME THE PLUS 2 DUH I AM A WEAK FAGGOT DUH HELP ME EAT OUT MY MOTHERS CUNT DUH
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-05 16:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, Jonny, in case I couldn't count, but that wasn't the point I was making. Go back to jerking off in your school office while hoping not to get nipped by the state officials.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-05 16:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-05 12:10:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks to all my legionaires that stopped by and -2'ed me thinking that you were clever or doing something damaging.
-------
Shlongy was the only one who gave you a -2.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not against me.....yet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can put my list of posts right next to that one.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks to all my legionaires that stopped by and -2'ed me thinking that you were clever or doing something damaging. Seeing how I didn't have a shot from the get go, it deems it all pretty pointless. Here's a long list of -2-needing posts if you get bored http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to have to think about this one. +2 for now as I about died when I read the last line.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked the basic premise and was excited to see what you would do with this, given the title. However the rhyming scheme was a little off to me, and some of it didnt read well to me, so I couldnt give it a 2. Good luck, though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think you've posted enough shit today.
Do you even take a lunch or sleep or are you "locked in" to Uber 24/7?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mammaries = tits right?
Booyah!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
neh bad lad. neh bad.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hgahahaja, ax. FUck off my back, will Ya :)
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
5th post in one day, congrats
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This was a GREAT idea with piss poor implementation.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cancer always gets my vote
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should just -2 everybody on my side of the bracket.
must...resist...urge