To My Husband (2038 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2007-03-28 05:04:35 EDT
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Are you out of your fucking mind? I work too! I clean the fucking house! How dare you lay any of this on me! Goddamnit I wear the fucking cape and make the fucking Whoosh noises. Jesus. I can't even be angry with you when I want to be. You know I didn't clean the house either. So sorry.
I'm thinking that Jesus Herald Christ isn't the smartest choice for a name, honey. No, not because we aren't christian, and I don't think it would be right even if we were. I just don't want everyone pronouncing his name "hay-zeus". And no, I don't think it would help if we made him carry a sign stating the opposite, or if we train him to hit people who mess up his name. Plus, I don't want to yell "Jesus H. Christ" twice in a row when he fucks something up.
You are smart, use your brain once in a while.
Other than those issues today, I do need to tell you that I love you. I mean, throughout the years we have been together I watched you grow personally. You used to be a kid, a little wet behind the ears but thought you knew everything. I fell in love with that kid, but I do need to tell you I don't love that kid anymore. I'm now in love with the man that kid turned into. Yes you, idiot.
I know I haven't been as attentive anymore, I've been feeling kind of sick. I throw up all the time and need to lay down a lot. Also, it doesn't seem like my tits are going to get any less sore anytime soon. I know I know you love that I went from a 36C to a 40D in two weeks, but they still hurt. Gimme a month.
Oh, I did want to tell you that when you were leaving the house the other day you looked a lot better than you have in years. Absolute years dear. I know you can't tell me what happens when you aren't at home, but I sense a change in you, and it seems for the better. I like that you quit drinking like you used to, and you don't gamble at all. Oh, and no more women all the time. I hated to tell you this, but that really bothered me that you thought you had to hide it from me. You knew from the beginning that I had no issues with it, and the only reason I do now is because of the hormones.
Be safe tonight dear. I'll see you when you get home.
User Reviews
Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, Comment.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-06 07:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Unban Phallic
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-03-28 18:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm thinking that Jesus Herald Christ isn't the smartest choice for a name, honey."
:(
But I picked that baby name for you! Fine, I will just have to make Berty name his first born Jesus Herald Christ since I don't want to have a child of my own to name.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what happened to the "rad's wife" account?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, the 'H' in Jesus H. Christ stands for 'haploid'...
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh ya...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
people point at thing they don't understand
consider youself pointed at
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So I guess I should stop letting her fuck me, eh?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was on the fence with your last one...until this.
The next few years should be wonderful for you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-28 07:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Women should be seen and not read.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-28 06:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would have sold her to you last year
unfortunately I fell in love with her again recently, and she is off the market.
I expect her to be available for pickup sometime in 2009
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-03-28 06:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome! I want a wife like that.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-03-28 06:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-28 06:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did
thank you
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-28 06:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gabbly is working fine rad
you must have some odd connection issues
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-28 05:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-28 05:37:42 EDT (#)
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I didn't forget the password, but I'm too lazy to log out and log in with him
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-28 05:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Homo.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-28 05:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no way you forgot the passcode
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-28 05:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
log in as blueboy and give this a +2 for me
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-28 05:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment