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[Business & Financial] Farmers markets bring out the worst in people.   (Rating: 1.17 on 28 reviews, last by scourge 61 days ago)
Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2009-09-14 21:13:46 EDT
[Democrats] I just had the most fucked up dream ever.   (Rating: 1 on 20 reviews, last by Snark 275 days ago)
Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2009-02-18 09:15:21 EST
[General] Ten stories plus some stuff.   (Rating: 1.42 on 38 reviews, last by shadow 547 days ago)
Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2008-01-07 13:20:24 EST
[Graphics] Uberdirectory 07 camwhore   (Rating: 0.15 on 28 reviews, last by Trout 673 days ago)
Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2007-05-25 02:41:47 EDT
[Graphics] No, I do not like your hat.   (Rating: 1.3 on 13 reviews, last by Tom 2 years ago)
Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2007-05-12 22:53:56 EDT
[Iraq] Spencer Thompson is a fag who can't grow facial hair, whereas I am a fag who can.   (Rating: 1.34 on 46 reviews, last by shitfuck 2 years ago)
Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2007-04-24 21:03:17 EDT
[General] The ice cream serving industry is both confusing and frightening   (Rating: 1.26 on 23 reviews, last by shadow 668 days ago)
Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2006-09-19 01:45:42 EDT
[Sound & Music] Ice Cream (NO KITTY!)   (Rating: 1.55 on 20 reviews, last by guiness 3 years ago)
Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2006-04-26 07:21:41 EDT
[General] Talk to your kids, and they'll talk to you. Sort of.   (Rating: 1.5 on 21 reviews, last by _God 2 years ago)
Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2006-04-23 23:20:51 EDT
[General] My mission from God: Kill the space bunnies   (Rating: 1.64 on 56 reviews, last by jojojojoan 666 days ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-12 15:44:51 EDT
[Dirty Humor] This message brought to you by horse porn   (Rating: 1.74 on 93 reviews, last by madsam31 595 days ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-27 02:38:11 EDT
[General] (SPT) Tom Models - Now with 75% less hair   (Rating: 1.38 on 40 reviews, last by Mariposa 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-18 15:06:46 EDT
[Romance] The Erotic Adventures of a Boy and his Bike (Part 1)   (Rating: 1.39 on 44 reviews, last by icarus1987 353 days ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-13 16:50:05 EDT
[General] I've been to the land of milk and honey, and it sucked   (Rating: 1.36 on 19 reviews, last by ConorJS 3 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-03 13:44:59 EDT
[General] Thanks for protecting me from Mexico. I appreciate it.   (Rating: 1.41 on 31 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-02 03:59:47 EDT
[General] Thanks for nothing, assholes.   (Rating: 1.69 on 44 reviews, last by Jeanneee 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-21 00:16:43 EDT
[General] Broken lives lead to majestic dreams (Part I)   (Rating: 1.56 on 10 reviews, last by rollerboognish 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-16 00:30:07 EDT
[General] Broken lives lead to dreams.   (Rating: 1.65 on 40 reviews, last by Malachewaii 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-15 02:28:38 EDT
[General] Bird and Bird are still bad parents   (Rating: 1.72 on 32 reviews, last by darko 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-22 13:51:27 EST
[General] Bird and Bird are bad parents   (Rating: 1.97 on 43 reviews, last by LongestPants 2 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-21 11:32:34 EST
[General] OMG we hate u Tom Sorrell   (Rating: -0.58 on 39 reviews, last by DerivableZero 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-08 17:11:42 EST
[General] Things I learned from living in a hippy crash-house   (Rating: 1.42 on 31 reviews, last by coley 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-29 00:34:32 EST
[General] War Math   (Rating: 1.1 on 23 reviews, last by zakalwe 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-25 00:07:44 EST
[Politics] Al-Zarqawi: Democracy is a lie and puppies aren't cute   (Rating: 1.19 on 19 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-23 19:16:42 EST
[General] What is the worth of politics and patriotism?   (Rating: 1.75 on 20 reviews, last by MickGinny 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-22 16:26:28 EST
[General] The war resumes   (Rating: 1.57 on 21 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-19 01:27:51 EST
[Politics] Politics: It's more than just the issues, it's a way of life   (Rating: 1.8 on 28 reviews, last by alragusa 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-15 21:24:18 EST
[General] Happy 'Boy I'm glad that wasn't us' day   (Rating: 1.59 on 25 reviews, last by whataefag 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-26 15:44:06 EST
[General] Happy Holidays from my home to yours   (Rating: 1.11 on 10 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 3 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-24 15:54:43 EST
[General] All I want is some pumpkin bread God damn it   (Rating: 1.5 on 10 reviews, last by shandythedog 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-21 14:14:10 EST
[Republicans] The uber tag team fight of the century! Place your bets!   (Rating: 1.56 on 42 reviews, last by Tom 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-20 02:02:16 EST
[Computers & Internet] Make yourself usefull   (Rating: 0.64 on 16 reviews, last by Pearnbran 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-17 19:13:44 EST
[Computers & Internet] Geoshell   (Rating: 0.82 on 20 reviews, last by someone 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-05 04:37:03 EST
[Computers & Internet] ASLaska   (Rating: 1 on 15 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-02 03:16:38 EST
[General] The Foreign Leonardo de Vinci   (Rating: 1.08 on 14 reviews, last by Wallstreet 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-25 14:43:36 EST
[Graphics] Bored with videogames or things I'd like to see the US military doing in its spare time   (Rating: 0.5 on 24 reviews, last by Ditka 3 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-19 00:19:29 EST
[General] The Lion, the Witch and the Pederast   (Rating: 2 on 15 reviews, last by xenon 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-16 18:20:44 EST
[Graphics] Spooner   (Rating: 1.8 on 12 reviews, last by Jo_of_the_golden_P 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-13 15:46:58 EST
[Graphics] It all tumbles downhill   (Rating: 1.74 on 23 reviews, last by matnotharry 4 years ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-11 23:55:19 EST
[General] Lamp ratings   (Rating: 1 on 20 reviews, last by tatersninja 485 days ago)
Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-09 14:53:58 EST

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User id:1129
Registered on or around: 2003-05-18 01:51:21 EDT
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