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[None] Damn Jones: Last of the Uber Augers!!!   (Rating: 1.43 on 29 reviews, last by JonnyX 94 days ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2009-08-10 15:03:14 EDT
[News] A Derision of Biblical Proponents!   (Rating: 0.5 on 27 reviews, last by scourge 317 days ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2009-01-07 16:03:55 EST
[None] This Place is Teaming with Homos!   (Rating: 0.35 on 51 reviews, last by Fartman 408 days ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2008-09-30 16:31:46 EDT
[Computers & Internet] Must you bang women all the tim!e Stop it!   (Rating: 0.19 on 25 reviews, last by Method 408 days ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2008-07-01 16:47:13 EDT
[None] Causing a Name (Babel Talk)   (Rating: 0.84 on 22 reviews, last by Snark 509 days ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2008-06-25 18:03:19 EDT
[None] My Negro Baby! (The Last Dan Jaines Pot!)   (Rating: 1.26 on 36 reviews, last by Snark 417 days ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2008-06-12 15:36:15 EDT
[None] I can’t bereave you people!!!   (Rating: 0.93 on 74 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-10-23 17:31:45 EDT
[None] I nearly got shot dead by a woman with one (1) tit   (Rating: 0.5 on 32 reviews, last by corn_nugget 527 days ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-03-22 17:03:53 EDT
[None] Holiday Clinton and Black Oreo Hover Themselves!   (Rating: 0.47 on 33 reviews, last by beat_raven 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-03-06 14:08:54 EST
[None] he is jerking right now!   (Rating: -0.35 on 17 reviews, last by Snark 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-02-28 18:17:29 EST
[None] Sweat Jesus!   (Rating: 0.53 on 26 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-02-27 14:23:42 EST
[None] B.O. Not Black Enough?   (Rating: -0.63 on 30 reviews, last by darko 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-02-20 16:35:38 EST
[None] Frank and Other Strange Places   (Rating: 0.33 on 22 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-02-16 14:19:30 EST
[None] I thought my son was gong to fist my fixture father in-law.   (Rating: 0.7 on 28 reviews, last by beat_raven 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-02-15 14:24:09 EST
[None] I Pooped the Big One!!!   (Rating: 1.13 on 17 reviews, last by Falafel 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-02-12 13:48:29 EST
[None] My Spade: The one line home of revolved Negroes and Ministry Meat Half Breads and Contused White Boys and the Girls Who Have S...   (Rating: 0.22 on 33 reviews, last by hot_pocket 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-02-09 14:21:39 EST
[None] My   (Rating: -1 on 10 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-02-09 13:48:50 EST
[None] I\'n getting luckey tonite!   (Rating: 0.62 on 26 reviews, last by HotWillie 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-01-14 21:11:07 EST
[None] fucking   (Rating: 0.36 on 31 reviews, last by marginwalker 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-01-12 16:33:32 EST
[None] The MVA. My Uterine Review   (Rating: 1.38 on 35 reviews, last by Ejryuu 526 days ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-01-10 16:32:18 EST
[None] Balk In America (PART 2.)   (Rating: 0.5 on 12 reviews, last by Snark 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-01-09 14:34:44 EST
[None] Black In America! (PART !)   (Rating: 0.94 on 26 reviews, last by Crudite 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-01-07 14:40:54 EST
[None] I’m goddamned flurries at CBS and my Taco system!!!   (Rating: 1 on 15 reviews, last by 1Point21Gigawatts 4 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-11-26 14:57:31 EST
[None] Spectacular Torching!   (Rating: 1.41 on 14 reviews, last by Snark 3 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-11-23 12:17:00 EST
[None] Are a fat berried in America? I hope we did not feet the bill!!!   (Rating: 1.47 on 23 reviews, last by Chillax 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-11-12 20:19:16 EST
[None] Recondition for our tramps at last!   (Rating: 0.59 on 23 reviews, last by Snark 3 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-11-09 11:51:16 EST
[None] The biggest erection of my life and I am spurious!   (Rating: 1.93 on 20 reviews, last by corn_nugget 527 days ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-11-03 00:10:48 EST
[None] Yes sir Arab fat is soon going to be no more!!!   (Rating: 0.2 on 7 reviews, last by 1Point21Gigawatts 5 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-10-27 18:49:34 EDT
[None] Mantool and Al Zachary are Tourists!!!!!   (Rating: 1.33 on 8 reviews, last by strider 5 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-10-26 18:41:32 EDT
[None] I spilt with my love Jaylena and strong onions are to bland!   (Rating: 1.27 on 24 reviews, last by MrSparkle847 3 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-10-15 14:39:36 EDT
[None] Guess what? I’m Black!   (Rating: 0.81 on 37 reviews, last by 1Point21Gigawatts 5 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-10-08 15:46:10 EDT
[None] Dose anyone know if Wes Miles Survived?   (Rating: 1.29 on 9 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 5 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-09-27 17:30:46 EDT
[None] Ross Mayor is dead!   (Rating: 0.75 on 4 reviews, last by toddska 5 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-09-22 17:29:49 EDT
[None] My Friend Nobe Got arrested for sex assault an My Girlfriend is not A Negro!!!   (Rating: 1.52 on 31 reviews, last by corn_nugget 527 days ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-09-20 14:42:50 EDT
[None] Happy Happy Day in Cal-i-for-ni-ay!!!   (Rating: 0.87 on 9 reviews, last by Crystle 526 days ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-09-17 14:07:35 EDT
[None] I had a GREAT Weekend!   (Rating: 1 on 11 reviews, last by Snark 3 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-09-07 18:26:19 EDT
[None] The tide has finally come - I have something to emit to all of Ubersit (and I'm sorry for barking the 1 post a day role)   (Rating: 0.7 on 14 reviews, last by screaney 5 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-09-02 23:20:51 EDT
[None] More about my Girl Jaylena and Beast Wishes for this Weekend!   (Rating: 1.09 on 25 reviews, last by dexpaxas 2 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-09-02 13:45:10 EDT
[None] Followers always has to bitch abort Life!   (Rating: 0.5 on 20 reviews, last by strider 5 years ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-08-31 16:32:24 EDT
[None] Mr Fok, I salute you (be patent, I’ve have never pasted this much before)   (Rating: 1.3 on 18 reviews, last by Crystle 526 days ago)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-08-30 17:00:20 EDT

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