All Messages Submitted To Ubersite. Ever.

Hey Kid, I'm your Computer.
1st VILF!
lol-ubererz
Ten Solid Reasons To Vote For John McCain
Happy Birthday John McCain
Bourke's Box
Vintage Spanking Pictures (NSFW)
Hip Hop Harry
Time is the fire in which we all burn
Journey into No Escape
Quick! Play Dead!
Quick! Play Dead!
Steve Jobs Obituary As Published In Error By Bloomberg
For Sully: Alicia Sacramone (NSFW)
75 Ubersite Posts I Hope to Read Before I Die
Raw Video: Worlds Biggest Tomato Fight
Wow, Method. You're fucking hardcore.
Critiquing A Hate Post: An Uber First
My final final final farewell post
My final farewell post.
SPT (Shit Protest Thursday)
America’s Next President: Predictions Post
Emotion
If I stayed here with you girl, things just couldn't be the same
ATTN: metalbeast7
I have some Combos® snacks up my ass
I'm back Uber..........
My Friend Malcolm
few things to look at
few things to look at
Something for something. It's always that way, isn't it?
Dave Konig
SPT: Phone Call Home From the PI
Good Night, Summer Songs
[Road] Rage Wednesday - You're Not Invited: Harley Davidson's 105th Anniversary
Beast Wars - A State of Mind
Retarded Driveway Antics
Stop! Weathertime, Budapest
surati qogani
surati qogani.
Uberpoll! Which is better<>?!<>
What's your favorite place?
test
the world is full of ambiguities and uncertainties, but one thng is for sure: you should stick that oversized pepper shaker up your arse
Welcome to Belfast! (Part 1)
RIP - Dr. Dre's Son
I've Got Your Fucking Magic Right Here, or what we might like to call What Pretty Things I Bring You Part the Second (NSFW)
magical?
pretty.
This picture is magical
This picture is magical
The day of the flying whites.
Perkman you grew up? What the fuck???
The Day of the Flying Negroes
I have an awesome rack.
Tact. Apparently I have none.
Police Pull Naked Man From Chimney
This picture is magical.
Barack Hussein Obama 2008
NO, this picture is magical
This picture is magical
Waiting
Olivia Munn's Cleavage is Attractive, and Some Other Stuff
3.1459 girls and 2.1782 cups
San Francisco Banking
There Is No Pleasure In Watching This Movie: The Fantastic Four (Unreleased)
Stereotypes?
Stop! Weathertime, Reykjavik
Parents, your little bundle of joy is not a miracle
Violence is my last option.
HATEMADNESS: Final Roster and Last Chance Sign Ups - FOR REAL
HATEMADNESS: Final Roster and Last Chance Sign Ups - FOR REAL
Denver Community says NO TO FOX NEWS
What Would YOU Do?
My first attempt at serious writing in eight months
Spa People Are Full Of Shiatsu
California Banking
Obama knew in 3rd grade
Stereotypes?
For The_Drake
I love 'The Daily Show'
HATEMADNESS: Round 1 Matchups
'Air Cannon Water Blast Body Shot', or what happens when you start drinking at three on a Sunday afternoon.
An Actual Post. ( A Question)
Bank Holiday Mornings - or 'Ladybird Book's' My First Post
Dating a goth chick
Book Report? BOO!!!
A Son's Comfort
LOL @ England
Exploding dolphins (Uber-Lytton thing)
I've been off shooting things
Last Words When your Fired.
I love poop - Reloaded
I love poop.
I love poop.
Twelve 80's Metal Songs I've Rocked A Billy Idol Face To
Shopping
Hi, I'm new here
UberWhore Directory 2008
You Could Take Over a CVS with Like Seven Tough-Looking Black Guys
Hilary Duffn has a nice Muff
Uber-Lytton: TToM's Latest Novel
Single, Stupid, and Sad
For your viewing pleasure
Uber-Lytton
Uberdirectory 2008
Babylon Screams
Uber-Lytton
Uber-lytton Guitar Hero
Uber-lytton Guitar Hero
The Definitive Guide to Courting an Escort
Uber-lytton
Uber-Lytton: The Trials of Crickleborne Manor
Uber-Lytton: Scratch!
purgatory
The Uber-Lytton
The Uber-Lytton Fiction
Uber-Lytton Fiction: Sorry, last attempt was 'uninspired' apparently
Uber-Lytton Fiction: The Message
Uber-Lytton Fiction: Cry Uncle
The Jews For Jesus Wardrobe Malfunction: Uber-Lytton Fiction Contest
Uber-Lyton - little boner BIG BONER pt 2
Uber-Lytton Fiction: Manroot Risen (excerpt)
I have few friends
God hates the planetarium
Stop! Weathertime, Myanmar
Pished (Uber-Lytton Fiction Contest)
FuckTaint (U)ber-Lytton Fiction Contest
Uber-Lytton Fiction Contest
PREDETERMINED oLYMPIC ROUNDUP!!
predetermined olympic roundup
The Boils on the Ass make it uncomfortable to sit. (Uber-Lytton)
The Uber-Lytton Fiction Contest
Creating a Person from my Love for not Pulling Out
The Guilty Pleasure of Bad Movies 5: Batman (1966)
101 positions by the girls of FHM
A Serious Question
Stop! Weathertime, Philadelphia
Smarty Pants
What do you think of...
what just is Uber site
Ruinous Reverie
SPT: Join the Migration...
Hatemadness
(SPT) Heil UCSBguy--UBERNAZI--Sieg Heil! Seig Heil! (Or; Am I a Gullible N00b, or What?) + Bonus Picture of My Pussy
RIP - Stephanie Tubbs Jones
RIP Stephanie Tubbs Jones
The Guilty Pleasure of Bad Movies 4: Captain America
more evidence of chinas underage gymnast
Dear Aussies: Update
RIP Stephanie Tubbs Jones
Male vs Female
Hay Banjo
Concentration
Ever see the Spongebob movie?
You ever see the Spongebob Movie?
The Void
The Game
God save "America"
Youthful Stupidity
Uberboard hate-whats up with that?
For all you time-wasters
I'm crazy according to societie's public standards....Oh well!
General Tso and his chickens!
Alternative History
Spam's Uber Tour - Orphelia
Family Guy's Jillian is REAL!
My old "friends" and new ones
Calling Denver residents....
The Victoryans (continu'd)
Hahahaha Boom! Vote how you want to go out.
Mayan Calendars, Polar Shifts .... 2012 - WTF??
A Harrowing Tale (this title doesn't really pertain to the story, but I couldn't think of anything funny to put hear. I need a good pun or something.)
Part 2 of 512: Japanese Influenced, Anti-Semitic Zoo Handler Fiction
Yellow Jackets for Dummies
I never got the communique bearing the proper way to say "Show Me Your Hole" - so Shlongy remains unmentioned in my routine. - (video camwhore)
eh...
eh...
unSurreal (pt. 2)
Versus
Everybody Looks Like Somebody Famous: BrianTruthSpeaker
My totally kickass combination of events Friday night and Saturday morning WARNING: LONG AND BORING
All Around Animal
My horrible combination of events saturday night
Listen up, Narcs: I am Not an Angry Person.
For the Love of Uber - Please Come Back!
The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of Über Users #3 - Shlongy
Stream of thought...
oh hey, im just watching some TV.
Strippers Are a Damaged Breed of Women
CRAZY TRIP Fexofenadine Perscription Allergy pills, daily, 180mg. Take this, benadryl!
Bleach Your Flag; A View of Censorship
Bleach Your Flag; A View of Censorship
The Last Time I Posted
Teddy and Newt
I do not have a cat
Clear As Mud
Video: “Open Season” — the anti-CAIR remix
The one thing I like from France
The Guilty Pleasure of Bad Movies 3: Ace Ventura 2
Dear Cocksmith:
the last time I posted
ATTN: Australians
Schlitzfaced : Celebrating the return of Schlitz Beer
Its a little bit funny
The problem of divine identity
cheating wench
marmalade
Betting in Thialand- a true story
Hyper in a Diaper
delicate
Toronto Football Club
Football is Fun
Who is the greatest sporting nation of all?
Why must I leak charisma all over everything?
Phelps is Super Awesome
phallic is a slacker. (camwhore)
FIRST POST!!! (don't waste your time)
phallic is a slacker
Hurting your body can be very fun.
Well
Is Jack_McCallum in the next Ubermadness?
Hootie and the Blowfish have a Bad Rap
Post the First
Be Curious, Not judgmental.
Photoshop dump for week of August 15th, 2008
The Happiest day of Matt M.'s life, Sponsored by Purina Mills
i'm leaving this picture giant
Just found these!! Nick and Mariah sex pics! OMG
The Happiest Day Of My Life
Half a year isn't long enough
Tards on film and BIGFOOT!
*WAS* the happiest day of Matt Marriageano's life
(NSFW) Is this naked chick hot or not? (NSFW)
god dammit angus you were a serious dumbarse.
Because grandma's are unforgettable
Max Lieberman - Combat Accountant
Do U Like......
The Victoryans
Koko is NOT happy ....Uberdirectory submission
Public Service Announcement to the Ubersite Nuthouse
SPT: A Rare Orphelia CAMWHORE
The art of getting laid - Day 4
Oh alright then...
The Happiest Day Of My Life Ends Horribly
unSurreal (pt.1)
Hating My Dad-Color Between the Lines
The Happiest Day Of My Life
Stop! Weathertime, Buenos Aires
Ridiculous Olympic Sports
The video that Barack Obama doesn't want you to see
The video that Barack Obama doesn't want you to see
BIGFOOT found? on an mspiant SPT?
I know everything.
Actions on the Terminal Objective (Part 2, conclusion)
Let's try that again
rewrite
Short and Sweet
Time, Gentlemen, Please...
Intelligent Debate - SPT
Uberdirectory 2008: Scourge is Fucking Useless
(SPT) You can 'quit' - but the smell remains.
The Wicked O'Neil
death
epiphany.
The first time I tried to run away (Part 1 of 3)
Fuck China!
Kim Kardashian And Her Mom Poses For Playboy
Ben Affleck's Ex-Girlfriend says he's Gay
Long Hair, Eh?
A Brief History of the Girls I’ve Kissed (Part 3)
Attn: Saturday night live
Pork And Bitch - What would you be?
A little pleasure or a lot of pain?
What An Idiot -OR- Another Reason George Bush Has No Business Representing America
i am...
concious mistake
Actions On the Terminal Objective (Part 1)
'Tardstrength - End
All these things i hate
'Tardstrength - End
Childhood Fatness
Dear America: 'Winningest' is not a word.
A Few Days Ago I Made a Series of Poor Decisions Mostly Influenced by My Own Stupidity and a Fair Amount of Alcohol (plus bonus camwhore as I have noticed that my chin and my Adam’s apple are incredibly phallic and just knew that Uber would be the place t
NSFW camwhore of guess who? ME!!!!
The simple pleasures in life
The Face of Ubersite
The Least Good
Shaved head? Fuck off. (Or, Shlongy as a Role Model? Christ!)
i know this is #2 for 2day, but give me a chance. Read This
Pictures from the War in Ossetia
Gold, Bronze, Silver/ Artsy Vs. Pretentious/ Rare CAMWHORE!
Attention..Something being requested here.....
Off and Running
I am made of WIN!
...like I've never laughed before.
A Brief History of the Girls I’ve Kissed (Part 2)
Shopping Network
Henry
Berty frets about recent world events
Tried to Fight
RIP Isaac Hayes (NSFW)
I Don't Speak Spanish You Stupid Mexican
Shit Your Ass, Watch Yourself
SPT - Shlongy eats Myshit BBQ 2008
Fuck France
Russian-Georgian conflict.
Found Fresh
A Brief History of all the Girls I've Kissed
Uber, we need to have a little chat...
Long lost
CNN: Presidential Olympic Poonanie Inspections Going Well
Stop! Weathertime, Rome
A Brief History of the Girls I’ve Kissed (Part 1)
Click on this!
The Urine Mysteries
Isaac Hayes - RIP(Tide)
R.I.P. - Isaac Hayes
Pot, Kettle and Black
attn AUSTRALIAN OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Kafka's "Rejection:" A Contemporary Translation
Who Cares?
Air Bag
RlP ISAAC HAYES
RIP Isaac Hayes
Thesausy Fun With M Alliteration (BONUS: fun with hippies picture included)
Hot girls at the olympics.
Insignificant Importance
The Guilty Pleasure of Bad Movies 2: Friday the 13th (repost)
The Guilty Pleasure of Bad Movies 2: Friday the 13th
Do I have a hair fetish?
My Friend has a Fat Cat
Transportation
No one knows what it's like...
The Storm Is Threatening
Um, Hi... Dr. Phil?
Rocket Man
Chateau Délabré
AH, look at all the lonely people
Come together!
Help!
And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light, that shines on me
I read the news today, Oh Boy.
megatech weekend jpeg post
War Crimes and Torture Aside....
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP- Bernie Mac
21 days
I have a kitten.
box, dog, pug, again.
box, dog, pug, basics.
RE: Hi
LOL Cat Crisis (NSFJM)
Photoshop dump for week of August 8th, 2008
I have a (fat) pug
We Real Cool
I want to be Chad.
Oh Hai
Dear Shadow
The Cat's Meow
I raped a cat.
I Like Cats
Stop! Weathertime, Mozambique
I want a cat.
I have (technically) 5 cats
I don't have a cat
Mallrat Adventures IV: The 200 lb. Midget
My CAT is a serial killer, no joke....
I TOO Have A Cat
Bored, Have a Camwhore
SPT: The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of Über Users #2 - Jeanneee
Y is myshit soooo mean?
I also have a cat. (SPT)
I admit
Stop! Weathertime, Montreal
I have a cat.
The art of getting laid - Day 3
Pink.
The best song of all time?
It's A Sad, Sad Day In My Shallow World.
Eligos - Ch 1 - Appearances and Disappearances
SPT: Passion in the Medicine Cabinet
Claptrap and Poppycock
Random 5 Question Thursday
The day is stopped believing in santa...
Dunkin Donuts... or why I hate life... or my first post
Jaffa Cakes... they are just too thick!
Facebook is going to kill me!
Death Magnetic
Death Magnetic
No more limericks.....
Yup more limericks!
one more limerick
Fuck You Phallic_Cymbals!
Gross Domestic Happiness (Part 1)
Limericks
One naughty limerick...
Mmmmm....chocolate
fuck you
I need advice and fast
a dark poem
4 Simple Reasons America is Fucked
Glass
Conversionaires
condom brands #1
Internet Dating Woes
RE: a question for people in retail or customer service jobs
Nobility and uggos
Attn: Shlongy
A piece of paradise
The Wire vs the Baraka Boys
Stop! Weathertime, Ubersite
Stop! Weathertime, Bath, UK
Happy Birthday Flash! (NSFW if bikini clad beauties are NSFW)
random adventures #1
Looks are fading fast.
a question for people in retail or customer service jobs
aliens are gay
Happy Hiroshima Day!
ould I Throw My Son Out Of My House?
You shouldn't read this
Rednecks are (Probably) People Too (Plus Bonus Scandal)
A personal Submision and outlook on life.
deserted island spt
All This Sico/Sicosemen Talk Has Me Thinking
Stop! Weahtertime, Perth
The Sweetest Thing
Scumbag Asshole
You don't tug on Superman's cape
Old lady joke
Drunk Man
Dissecting A Bully
On Moving and Friendship
It Only Gets Stranger, End
Sylvie
It's Time For T.M.I = MUNKEYPANTS
Morgan Freeman Has Died. In Memory of the African American Actor.
The Thing I Learned is
New York, New Fucking York
RIP Skip Caray
Stop! Weathertime, Bangkok
The Helix Nebula
Dear Ubersite...
Watch Me!
football w00t
Babies are tasty!
RlP ALEKSANDR SOLZHENITSYN
weird facts about 2 presidents
Stop! San Fran Gets Hammered!
Stop! Weathertime, San Francisco
This place is so depressing.
Someone up there doesn't like me killing stuff...
Float with the breeze...
voltarans on the 'lynx'????
what-what-
The Berry Report
Calling All Brits (With Bonus Plea to Method)
Ok, someone has to fess up...
I'm as happy as Electro in a Chokomut factory!
On a scale of one to poser, you wear "Famous" clothing.
Bored.. have a camwhore
A recipe for cooking speed.
My Trip to Cambodia
My fix
Faggots don’t know how to eat pizza
update on really
Fixing a Flat and Flirting with the Amish
Did an I-phone tell you to do that?
Camwhore!
What do ubersite users do for fun in real life?
God dammit
oh hi - cuties. <bats eyelashes>
All Talk.
nothing funner than chasing a possum. read it or i'll kill elmo
What a tease
Appropriate Places to Pee
My new screenplay- Check it out, guys!
Rhetoric Has No Place Here
Wow dudes...what a fucking week.
2nd post today!! Fuck off, it's an apology.
Schwarzenegger Kicks Fiscal Ass
Three Stories (with a theme)
really
An Alphabetised List of Üsers I Wouldn't Kill
An Alphabetised List of Üsers I Would Quite Literally Suck the Piss Out Of
Childhood memories: Baseball
HA HA! Surprise!
Anyone seen Ubersite around here lately?
An Alphabetised List of Üsers I Wouldn't Kill
How quickly can you get here?
An Alphabetised List of Üsers I Wouldn't Kill
An Alphabetised List of Üsers I Wouldn't Kill
Bored.. have a camwhore
Slightly Used Fat Girl for sale
Tattoo Camwhore....
i am piss drunk.
Ubrekhan 2009
Mallrat Adventures III: Monkey See, Monkey Poo
Girlfights and Six Stabbings-Just Another Weekend for Me
Prospective Penis Names
Scourge making love to an uncooked Cornish hen - video - NSFW
I demand to know who ate all the green Fla-Vor-Ice.
Siluetas Metalicas
the fattest woman in the world
3 in one day = bad.... but it's for poop-eating!
Just for Method (And why I don't know)
I have had E-FUCKING-NOUGH
Watching a Girl
Home
MS Paint: Shlongy ain't so Shlong anymore
Beating A Dead Horse
Quadruple Bipass Burger!! Holy Shit
Random tangential thoughts about homosexuality.
Everybody looks like someone famous: Orphelia
The Best Place to Live in the US
Favorite word- And yours is?
Favorite word- And yours is?
Three Years Ago Today
How I see it, or through the glass eye lightly
I never said I was pretty....
My day in the office...
Orphelia - Ugliest, Most Annoying Bitch on Ubersite
Holding His Hand
Take Some Fucking Responsibility, You Fatass Grimace Look-alike!
Back from the land of the dead
A whole lot of....
The reality of being in prison.
moobersite, because the moober is future
Significant
Banana Sunrise (and why isn't mindless rambling a category?)
GIF Post Whenever
Bypass Work Security Features Using A Proxy
Amy Winhehouse taken to hospital, big shocker there!
I Have an Idea!
Burger King
UberStats - Results are in!!
Short Story Attack In The Brain (with all seriousnessez pleaze)
Microsoft Paint Drawing
Axolotol is a homo?
How do you wanna Go?
ATTN: apollo88 and/or other well-to-do persons - For the bargain price of $50,000 USD, I would be happy to keep Bubba1234567 locked in a small cage in the creepy shed back of my house for the rest of eternity.
There is no Dana, only Zuul
Technicolor Yawn... in the sky...
They Must Have Done Something Wrong
Me, a Tramp and Seagulls
Advice
What I did this Sunday
Mallrat Adventures II - The Next Day
The Guilty Pleasure Of Bad Movies
Big Mary
Am I a Racist?
dead life
2 weeks in england, or, A sport conspericy.
Advertising Bullshit- Case 1: Corn Pop Caper
Mrs. Greenfield and the Wandering Sheep
Crossroads Blues
Post your Yearbook picture thing or Really late to the Bandwagon
Is it in yet? (short)
Statue
Danger Ranger Must Be Destroyed
Mallrat Adventures
10 things that took me 30 years to learn
Im holding UBER hostage day 1
Observations on the train...
wot i think about ppl
Short
Observations on the train…
Raisins Look Like Tiny Ball Sacks (nsfw)
The Bledisloe.
And the weiner is.... Er, winner.
Directions to proctor a store manager observation checklist
Entertain us...
The art of getting laid - Interlude
Swings and Roundabouts
Serious Post
SavingPiggy: Where Grown-Ups Save Money!
Knock THIS off the front page assholes! NSFW...?
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!111 Ive been Lurking AND masturbating LIEK a FOX!!!
Whats Schlongy's problem?
New Year's Eve Suk (camwhore) + RIP Hurty! (for now)
Posting Just 'Cause
Irony is sweet
More temporary ATM conversions...
Tarantino didn't write all of Pulp Fiction
Shit, TToM posted so no one will pay attention to this random piece of crap
A TToM Tale: A Name for Gnarls' Fish (And one Gratuitous Use of the Word "Cunt")
I saw this ATM for real
Calling Ubersite.
You know what sucks about getting old...
Homage to the fuckin' US of A'holes
Confronted by Mormons for not being a Mormon
I Like to Rock The Party
Hello...
Uberdirectory 2008: Part 2 (NSFW)
Have You Seen The New Batman Movie? (+BatCamwhore)
20- something part 2
goddamnit i hate ms paint
In Zimbabwe, a picture is worth a trillion words
you might puke, seriously, i warned you. Fuck off.
A Quandary
Pull Open Your Pants and Take a Picture
Go Inside Your Office and Take a Picture
wots this ubersite thing bout then?
Awesome. Damn Near Died.
UberStats - an adventure in marketing research
Go outside and take a picture!
Lucky and Buddy need a new home.
My Ubercon (Repost)
My Uber-con
TKOB NOTB (or, Horse87 at work)
What Do You Want? -rewrite
UberDirectory2008 (NSFW)
What do you want?
Have You Seen This Boy?
Art Class: Fake Scissors, Real Scars
colorful flood
Is Hell really all that bad? My Viewpoint...
Ther art of getting laid - Day 2
RlP ESTELLE GETTY
On the Rag
It has been several weeks since I last tried to kill Shlongy - Video Camwhore link
Waiting for Gouda
Waiting for Gouda
Different people on this planet
To Fuck an Alien
My Psychiatrist told me that it is good to rant sometimes, apart from when he gives me my bill
Broke the law? nope
<OHM> + a picture of a chin
With a Pic Like This, You Can't Help But Love the USA
Lunch
Dreaming Away The Afternoon
Sex, Drugs & the National Debt
It Only Gets Stranger, part 12 1/2
Post your yearbook pic if you dare
Time to get the Camwhoring out of the way
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare.
Drake and EI: A Dream Ticket
On Being An American: A Tirade
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare.
On Being a Briton: A Tirade
20-something part 1
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare.
Well, that wasn't supposed to happen.
Post your yeah yeahs if you're drunk
Everybody looks like someone famous (experima + Hidden101)
a single spark explosion
My First Whore
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare
What I've Been Eagerly Waiting For All Summer (No Real Content)
A history of swearing in the English language
Post Your Yearbook Picture. If You Dare.
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare.
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare.
Addiction
The Steel Watch for Banjo
I went outside and took a picture from my front garden.
Outside picture (yawn...it's dawn...too early)
I hung out my window and took a picture...
I hung out my window and took a picture...
I got up early to take a picture
George W's War
Which Book Sticks In Your Mind?
uberdirectory ... '08.
I Need A Hurricane
The Legacy: Part One
Dark Knight - Does No One Else See This? **Spoiler Alert**
I'm taller than you
go outside and take a picture
Nice Day for a Photo...Outside
I went outside and took a picture…
Look what I made - fuck it I'll resize it
Look what I made...
Dear Phuzzy and REPRISED BATHROOM CAMWHORE!! WOW!
Uberdirectory 08 or 'My Ugly Mug on Your Intrawebs'
South Carolina, bring it on!
go outside and take a picture.... K-16 style
Go Outside and Take a Picture
Cancerous Debate
Go outside and take a picture...
The Dark KNight - Quick Review
The Official McCain Flip-Flop List (part 3 of 10)
Go Outside Picture......
Go outside and take a picture
Uber caption contest and camwhore all in one!
I'm cooler than you
Nickelback (NSFW)
For Berty
Day 3 is hell and after that, its plain sailing…
oh my...
The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of Über Users #1 - Orgasmatron
Go outside and take a picture right now...fine
The facts of life 2 or why Ubersite is Populated by 'Post Nazis'
Go Wrap a Snake Around Yourself and Take a Picture
Go Wrap a Snake Around Yourself and Take a Picture
Go Wrap a Snake Around Yourself and Take a Picture
Go outside sansd take pa picntiure
like some desert mirage
I Went Outside And Found This Picture
The art of getting laid - Day 1
An Enduring Crime!!!
Go Outside RIght Now and Take a Picture (STL Edition)
Go Outside RIght Now and Take a Picture (San Fernando Valley Edition)
I went outside and someone took a picture of me just now! nsfw
The BOSH Man! GETS HOME FROM WORK AND GOES OUTSIDE TO TAKE A PICTURE!!
Go Outside and Take a Picture Right Now! NSFW
RE: Go outside and take a picture right now
Go outside right now and take a picture
Two Tales of Poop
Go Outside Right Now and Take a Picture
Fuck outside, there's bears out there!
Go outside right now and take a picture
Official Watchmen Trailer (HOLY FUCK)
Go outside right now and take a picture
Go outside right now and take a picture
Go outside right now and take a picture (Guess Where)
Go outside and take a picture right now, well alrighty then!
Go outside and take a picture right now
Go outside right now and take a picture
Go outside right now and take a picture
Go outside right now and take a picture.
Go outside right now and take a picture (Minnesota Edition)
The Official McCain Flip-Flop List (part 2 of 10)
Go outside right now and take a picture (New York Edition)
Go outside right now and take a picture (resized)
Go outside right now and take a picture.
No, no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
The Facts of Life
Re: Should you post on Ubersite?
Forget The Other Post, It Was Only A Few Minutes After Midnight, This One Is Better
Go outside right now and take a picture
Submitted For Your B@W Consideration
The next best thing to a Zombie Apocalypse.
Thought Progression~ The Ramblings of the Mind.
Satan’s Greatest Role – An Über Poll
The Official McCain Flip-Flop List (part 1 of 10)
Earn +2s for your Doggy Style!
shadow shares some Musings and Observations
Stepped in poo
Spellbound
This Things I Believe
A Stupid California Driving Law
This isn't a Fairy Tale
Wierd Al Live
The Itch
The Itch
Should you post on Ubersite?
Boo
Straight-legging it? oh hell no!
Why didn’t anyone say anything!?!
The USA
Hahaha...Pretty Funny
big brother
Worm Jerky
"Chat Speak" and "Leet"
It's Just A Bad Habit
The Customer is Always Drunk
Here I am
Giblet
Obama - NO sense of humor
Technopope 4: The Papacy Strikes Back
Should you post on Ubersite?
Always Assume Stupidity (AAS)
Second Chance - Fiction
Uncle Dunxy's Guide to Weight Loss
The Canteen Wars
I have drank my last Budweiser today
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 19 - Fuck YOU Steve Jobs...
It Only Gets Stranger, part 11
If I did it
thou shalt not node
Sacrilicious
Jupiter
I can't take it anymore
Inspiration
uh, 7 things
The BOSH Man! GOES OUT ON A DATE!!
Picture of a Cow #1
Et Tu, Barack Obama?
Watchable movies
Gambling
I Hope You Brought Your Dunce Cap 'Cause You Don't Have An Answer For Me
A Gift for Obama
It's not a list, I swear..
Central Vac
Why I am a snitch and not a lesbian
It's Time For T.M.I = SHLONGY
Cosmonauts are creepy!
Cosmonauts are creepy!
SPT- Maggie
BPT - Beatles Fans are Weird
Wedding Daze
BPT - Beatles post Thursday - Come Together
Malady
August and the Bitch Feast.
Confession of Mr. J
Fun with words, what's the connection?
Rednecks-r- us
Apparently I smoke when I'm Drunk lol
Things you’re better off stealing than buying and why
sucking
Fucking hell...
America's new war
They See Me Mowing, My Front Lawn I Know They're Thinking I'm All White And Nerdy
The Invisible Elephant
Work after vacation sucks ass!
drowning
Enjoying the Exerciser 2000
Either Or
Notes from the Weekend
APW - Adidas Trainers - Design Your Own
Can't bring me down.
Just Imagine...
FUCK movies are shit
The Frisbee Theory
rubber faces
my bad
camwhore
You...are an innocent
If there is a poor white trash heaven...
Steps to Bliss
Reasons I am not Ready for the Corporate World: 1) My Blue Shirt
i love uber
What's your favourite pizza?
Berty muses on self flaggelation/vocational work
My rating is entirely too high
Lakota Indians Break Away From the US
bring back squattail
He was going on, justifying some fetish, and I said...
Monday Caption Contest
Decisions
It Only Gets Stranger, part 10
Woo Hoo !
Exaybachay! He who talks loudly, saying nothing!
It's Ok...I'll be fuckin you in the ass later
Let's face it people, childhood is crap.
Dedicated to Perkman
Dedicated to Perkman
Dedicated to Perkman
Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous: EmissionImpossible Edition.
Üf (NSFW)
i don't need a photograph
Hey BITCHES - I'm back..!
Momma and me
Bye
Hard Time
the first line drawn
taste test
The procedure
The procedure
On the Subject of Flying
REPOST: lilies
lily
RIP Shopping List
Defecation Masturbation (NSFW?)
I predict a one off return of ETS - Tower 7 collapse 'solved'
Starlight, Starbright...
Zhongguo.
My Colonoscopy
W's Mistake
The real reason there exists a need for socialism
And the rockets red glare....
NotPatriotic, NotProse, and probably NotWorthReading
No Comment
Thanks for punk rock and hi-def porn
Finding a Balance
This may be a little premature but...
Self inundated hopelessness
Obama & OIl
RIP Bozo The Clown.
No arrests, felonies, or jail for this ninja this 4th. It's not even 10am though. (Camwhore???)
Death penalty
Berty drones on about the war of independance, military doctrine and Civilisation
THAT'S how you celebrate July 4th!
THATS how you celebrate july 4th!
Shut your dick pantries and hear how it really happened
Birth Of Super Villiany (with more effort)
My Cousin Loves Cripples Too
Fireworks
It Only Gets Stranger, part 9
Communism
independence? really??
RIP - Bozo the Clown
Fit Yourself with Heavy Armor
Flying joos and guerilla kangaroos.
any plans?
Take Care of the Dead
Room 101 - My Three Items.
ThIS JUST IN
cream rises to the TOP (nsfw)
Make free prank calls
This May Be A Little Premature But...
Brave young bachelors
The Birth Of Super Villainy
crundy (Sci-fi) Part 1 of 2
Sometimes, life is like this...
You're just somebody that I used to know
piss in the corner
love letters
May cause the voluntary ingesttion of chemicals
You lookin' good tonight girl
Basking in my own Magniloquence
pew pew
Trains
Does it smell like an Asian teenager in here? Oh wait, it’s just me.
I spent the last 6 months...
2 poems for you guys
Our Uber-Accountant
Allegro in size 4
Ubersite has a Grass / Snitch
Uberiste has a Grass / Snitch
The Army, South Korea And Russian Strippers With A Mean Right Cross
PoST HISTORY CHANGE
Post History Change
I Don’t Know What It’s Like to be Pretty
My desert car trip thoughts
Special Olympics came to my town today; on the road. While I was driving home. Thank you 'tards!
Did you MISS ME???
Frames
Spill the Wine (Write Something Good!)
It Only Gets Stranger: Request
My new favorite Über-broad
Must you bang women all the tim!e Stop it!
How I Pranked John Hargrave
Ubersite = teh suXors!
Ubersite = teh suXors!
<I> am top dog - look at MY SWEETS!
announcement: shandythedog is still top dog, but is experiencing temporary technical difficulties
Mwhahahahah! I'm back you foetid filthy fuckers...and I'M TOP DOG!
I have figured out your problem uber, I have the solution.
Credit Crunch - Who do we blame?
this madness has to end: the final explanation of why I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE TOP DOG
IGNORE THE Uberboard! Apollo is top dog! (The bret stuff is true though, what a loser).
some people never learn
With all due respect, I have always been top dog
rubbish, what am i saying? underdog? moi? NEVER
Two Underdogs below.
Two Underdogs below.
No, I AM TOP DOG
Um....*I* AM Top Dog
i'm top dog
The PC'ing of the Internet
Ezy Peel Cheese Packages
a witty, thought-provoking BAW type post contrasting the cyber world with reality
It's like Pong, but with People, and Grass...(with Camwhore)
Another day at work.
Revelation 1 and 2
Holy shit I posted a serious post?
Critical Mess
Well That's Enough Comedy, Now It's Time For Jokes!
The Gateway to Heaven. part 1
APW - Art Post Whenever
AIM Is The Name Of The Game
It Only Gets Stranger, part 8
fuck the fucking sharks (more magical youtube moments)
What the hell happened
What the hell
Gremlins 3: One Night In Gizmo
Just taking some advice.
Abused Partners - Why Do They Suffer So?
Misguided Headlines Anger Area Uberer
I are writings more (2)
I are writings more (2)
Flexible...
Shit like 'dreams' should NOT be affecting me so much.
Yard Work = Emo Secks
Boxer Cannibalism at a Union Demonstration
World Domination Update
The lack of...
i fucked the sherrif, but i did not suck his deputy
Diary of a Dream - Video Camwhore link
Bunny
If Only You Knew
His armband proved he was a Red Torres! Torres!
Catch Me Fuck Me
Vel vet
WLGF - Reaction.
As by magic Artemisia Absinthe appears in the American market
Crazy...
Nigger nigger nigger
I am NOT a serial killer...
Love You More?
The Ninja
my friend christy: an obscure song title plea, caulaincourt-style (avec camwhore)
WLGF - Bubbles
Ten thousand Lightning Strikes in a Day
Liquid
WLGF: Box
You All Thought I Forgot..... Ubercon Las Vegas Last Call!
WLGF... Peaches
Right like Funghola Firday
WLGF - Like Smoke
Are you at work right now?
What's on YOUR nightstand? (NSFW)
First Camwhore! *nsfw*
A gift for you
WLGF - Uncle
APF - More Broken Glass
Baby
What the hell
do you ever get the feeling that you just can't make it through the day?
RPE - I'm going home.
I did a Rob Berg
Odd things said...
Coronary Cocktail
RPE - Randomness
The (mis)adventures of apartment life
Switch bitch
RPE - I'm going home.
Supreme Court Justice Scalia Rocks, or 2 Out of 3 Ain’t Bad.
Ronaldo Leaves United.....
So um, I saw some lights on and decided to check this place out....
Bicycles and Stores
Guns win!
Chickens
PRE- My Drink Of Choice
SPT RPE-Naked Preteen Pics
RPE - Pogs with MC hammer
HOLY SHIT! Another OathMeal contest ($$$$) -- poetry related! -- Participate or I will ban you from posting on this forum.
After a rough day...
us humans rock
Yes, another new guy to Uber...
APW: Hi Uber! I Really Like You So I Made A Mixed Tape For You!
shandythedog
Causing a Name (Babel Talk)
Fun With Real Copyright Infringement
ATTN UBER: GOT FlSH? WANT SEX?
Write It Up Right Away
It Only Gets Stranger, part 7
Threes
In Our Nex t Life
My brain is screaming.
Television is absolutely terrible
Inspiration, thy name is turkey
Breaking news ETS on Rampage.
APW - Glacier Art
The Office of Fear Trading
Made With My Bare Hands - USB stick
Wow, you seem like a dirty whore. Where can we go to fuck?
The Temples of Uber
When to stop fucking and start laughing.
list of people i would like to meet from uber
Near Death by Dirty Sanchez
Light
i dreamt i made sweet love to Cornnugget
I think I found out where Fat Tony moved to in the South
Fuck me, Über! *nsfw*
This is Not a Story abou t Cats
George Carlin
Constant Craving
Greetings, Uber
Working at Wendys
Dirty girls
Testicles and Pubes - a short short
'hanging gardens': where are they? what are they?
7 words you cannot say about George Carlin
I'm Differant And Thats Why My Wife's Boss Thinks I Punch Her Around The Kitchen
SFPD VS ME ( or ‘The Deballing of Jack McCallum’)
A z
I banged my cousin this weekend. SCORE!
Have you seen this man? or Where is my fucking book SkinnyKenney?
Dog advice, plz.
On Good Days - A Short Story
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock, Motherfucker, and Tits
George Carlin was one of my heros
George Carlin was one of my heros
Berty examines the hilarity of homosexuals, the church and homophobia in general
scientology, this may bore you to tears
RlP GEORGE CARLlN
RIP George Carlin
Are Americans really that fucking stupid?
Super Mango & The Jelly Bellies
Ponderings on French Existentialism
Williams
Fair dos?
Shaving is for pussies (+ unrelated NSFW pic)
"Chinese Crested" Hemorrhoid
When is a Gnome not a Gnome?When he's got his head up a Fairy's dress he's a Goblin
Could You Beat Your Country?
Her Chamber of Secrets
Did Men Really Land On The Moon?
Shikkaka
What difference does it make?
Ric Flair
love you
Apple Ipod Headphones Suck
Banana Labyrinth
Bananawagon...OR...What the fuck is WRONG with these people?
Thats right uber, Bananawagon has come to town!
Tackling Boredom
Chrysler, Ants and Milk
Kiss it (nsfw)
Onward my brave Hawkmen! Let this be known forever as Flash Gordon's Day! GPF repost as the other was terrible
Here's is why I'm hardly ever on Uber anymore - Camwhore
Trigger Happy Friday
The Colonels last mission
BREAKING NEWS: Bart Bart "The Self Toucher" Clifone Identified as Possible Suspect in London Store Front Pissings!!!!
I Wish It Wasn't True
It Only Gets Stranger, part 6
Calling all engineers!
The BOSH Man! IS HIRES AN OLD FRIEND TO WORK FOR HIM, BUT FIRES HIM THE NEXT DAY FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE!!
Rizzo. Sunday morning hotel room picture aftermath.
Justifying Smoking, Alcoholism and Eating Meat
So and So is The Best
vaginal cosmetic surgery revisited (nsfw)
Summer comes late and leaves early
First Post -2s all round - UK Criminal Rights!
First Contect with God
Déjà Vu All Over Again
For Orphelia NSFW (artistically speaking)
Fucking Hilarious website
A Heartwarming Tale
steve and sadie's play date (for real this time)
Re: Justifying Ubersiteism
RE: Justifying vegetarianism
Break out the guns…
RE: Justifying Zootheism
RE: Justifying Satanism
RE: Satanism
She's something sly I'd wager; something else. (Contains Artistic Nude)
RE:Justifying Egalitarianism
RE: Justifying Cannibalism
RE: Justifying Vegetarianism
articulate, witty ELIGIBLE BACHELOR seeks playmates
The Short Biography of Thomas Pickering Bell
Download Mana - Amar Es Combatir mp3
Mushrooms Of A Magical Nature
Ally McFeel
Justifying Vegetarianism - Not for the Faint of Heart.
crazy strikes again
jasumthin vs Alcoholics Anonymous
Reality TV Shows Suck
The Short Biography of Dilford Tetley
advent
Fat Tony...where you been?
I don't need a reason.
I'm baaaaa-aaaack!
Today
Reinstall Fat Tony
Arctic Racism, with Practical Medical Applications
epic fail
steve and sadie's play date
So, I took a look at your last post...
Steve and Sadie's Play Date
Don't you hate/love it sometimes?
Um.
SO GUESS WHAT I'm cool cause I'm HIGH
Reinstate Fat Tony. C'mon. DO it.
Way to roll back them prices Walmart
The Face of Racism
Fun with Chemistry
Um. Idk.
The Outsider Finds Love After the Pandemic
Uber, meet Kulia.
Holes
Charm, Offensive
Berty's hilarious outing
It Only Gets Stranger, part 5
To be a... Cigarette?
Cleaner
home wrecker
IT IS SO fucking UNFAIR that CIRCE reviews BUT NOT
Even alcohol has its symphony
Even alcohol has its symphony
My idea for a novel
My Motator
Time is screwing with my mind
There are times when I wish I could believe
Man and a masacre (NSFW(
Fungah
Stranded... in Iowa.
The Third Annual Ubersite Geek Off Results!
That One Night (No Megadeth)
Third annual ubersite geek off results!
By Da Beach, Mon.
Download Flobots - Fight With Tools mp3
Geek-Off Entry: Geek This
NSSPS Not So Shit Post Sunday
Best song ever.
Dust to Dust.
RlP TlM RUSSERT
Asking for it
Download Bun B - II Trill mp3
RIP Tim Russert
Depravity, Desperation, or Bizzare Foods?
Fiesty ones are more fun
sleep like a rock, wake like a feather
The Court System
Let's talk about bringing back the Fat one.
Random 5 Question Friday
Can they arrest you for killing a pigeon?
Bizarre Foods
Om Nom Nom Nom
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 18 - Fractals Part the Third!
How a Tomato Sauce Fight (Or Ketchup for all you Yankensteins) Will Cost me My life....
The Thing In the Cradle, pt. 3: The Woman
Yet another humiliating defeat for Frank the Bear or defending my title from would be interlopers! GEEK OFF!
a little taste of heaven
A List of Shit I hate about Florida.
McCain + Endorsements = $$$ (SPT)
What makes for a great Uberer?
In My Next Life I Want To Be......
My Negro Baby! (The Last Dan Jaines Pot!)
Left Lane
Say Hello to my leettle Friend...
SPT - Flash Fiction
SPT - Flash Fiction
SPT - Flash Fiction
SPT - Flash Fiction
The Happy Slapping Hamburglar
Get Screwed Friday!
The end begineth
Personal Use
Fucked Up (NSFWish)
Suit Stories 3 – The Friction-Reducing Suit, plus a Nontest!
But there I was... with spaces
But there I was
At Least Someone At Wal-Mart Knows Awesome When They See It
My room mate should be shot. In the head.
Thanks, Ubersite
The Thing In the Cradle, pt. 2: The Cat
Long is the way, and hard
Thanks, Ubersite
I Are Writings
Ubersite Boring?
Kids suck!
RlP UBERSlTE
Ubersite = Snoozefest
A feeling of folklore
Dialogue
McCallum Madness!
If you thought Danger Ranger was DEAD then YOU were dead. DEAD WRONG! LOL.
If you thought Danger Ranger was DEAD then YOU were dead. DEAD WRONG! LOL.
The NBA Finals
How does it happen?
There's a possibility I peed my pants
Nike is racist.
Someone please kick George Lucas in the nuts.
Uber-writers wanted: get paid to party
How to run away and lock doors
The Thing In the Cradle, pt. 1: The Man
I'll stop raping you when you stop screaming
Proof that I have been productive over the weekend (CAMWHORE?)
The Winning Geek-Off Entry
Attention: Copyright Owners (all others should ignore)
A City of Two Tales
APM - Sun God Mosaic
Geek Off Entry: Final Fantasy VI Cracked
Geek Off Entry: Outrage!
Hippie Stuff
3 years on Ubersite
Have you seen my deaf/mute friend?
When the love is gone the hate stays strong
ADD blog (I'm bored)
Veronica Zemmanova for those that like NICE TITS !!
Jesse Jane Shagging Gif (NSFW!)
VPS: Vein Post Saturday
Uber Charts
Is anyone else watching the opening ceremony to Euro 2008 now?
Raccons Performing Exocytosis
The Beauty of Nature
Maine : Home of the stupidest people on Earth.
Anxiety Cuntrags
not bad
The Cats and the Raccoon
Doomsday Vault?
It Only Gets Stranger, part 4
The Beauty of Nature
Go Getters
Paying it forward, or "happy birthday scourge"
BeforeEmily Is a Lesbian!
Species: Failus failus
Did Albert Fish Watch Too Much Internets
Kepler's conjecture or Goldbach conjecture
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 17 - Fractals Part the Second!
Euro 2008: Discuss
Hypnotism - Not just Hocus Pocus
The Bad, The Ugly & The Retarded - Part Two (NSFWish)
The Bad, The Ugly & The Retarded - Part One (NSFWish)
vent
Things You Probably Don't Want Etched Into Your Flesh
Dear Billy
breastfeeding sucks (kinda NSFW pic)
Little Sally hears something shocking on her lunch break
spt - REVENGE!!!
Super Happy Fun Time
Money for Nothing, Your Soul's not Free.
The Things We Learn
Soup's on
Do Gentlemen Still Exist?
Why the heck not
Geek Off!!
The Intricacies of the Male – Female Relationship
8 things that piss me off + new song you won't hear anywhere else
Without Discord, there can be no Harmony
Mysteries of Religion: Who has the most Bangable Broads???
Uber me this...
Mysteries of Religion: Who has the most Bangable Broads?
Pick a coin!
i walk the line?
experiment
Google Earth Contest: funny landmark/town names.
The Very, Very Difficult Movie and TV Quiz
Age old Question
My Train Ride from Hell
Is Ubersite Still a Serious Writer's Forum (A Serious Story for Serious People)
Geek-off Entry
The Third Annual Ubersite Geek Off
Beerfest
phallo- facts (nsfw)
Attention Whore Alert!! Photos of my box!!!
Uberdirectory Camwhore
Sent to Apple iPhone Feedback
Interesting
Interesting.
An unexpected result
Dancing with the rabbit
If only
Where will you be the day Barack Obama gets shot?
Top Three?
The Bad, The Ugly & The Retarded - Part One (NSFWish)
I Quit
Titty Storm Strikes Indiana!!!!
The most important word in the English language:
And we're gonna have a REAL good time together...
An ad from my local newspaper
An add from my local newspaper
For Ye Olde UberDirectory...
Dinner Conversations
shlongys new missus likes it ROUGH!
you gonna get raped
oh for fuck's sake, you people have no faith in me at all - OR - UberDirectory2008 LAST CALL
Slaughterbowl XIII (pt. 2 of 2)
The Hierarchy of Uber
Going insane
any way to delete submissions? or accounts?
Remember ETS? For a conspiracy nutter, he loves getting his name in the news.
Dear Laudry Lady (Plus random picture of Captain Dangerous on the boat)
UberVirgins - Do You Dream of Handsomeness? Would You Like More Success With Women? Read on...
Skynet: Where does it end? Nintendo Wii Methadone, that’s where.
Shlongy, it's just too big
BULLETIN: Mrs. Shlongy Dead; Shlongy Moves on With Life
So I tried logging into Uber from work a few weeks ago and got this...
Ubersite Less Fat Project: The Result
RIP Bo Didley
RlP BO DIDDLEY
RlP BO DlDDLEY
How my date on Friday went
Master of the Village
How my date on Friday went
Bank Holiday *Sigh*
.gif -Whore of Me Landing at Logan Airport...
California Post Sunday
Slaughterbowl XIII (pt. 1 of 2) WTFINRAT alert: 2k words
Kobe is GOD
Satan Rules In Heaven
Some things I learned from Halo 3 on Xbox Live
Alcohol induced nightmare
UBERDlRECTUM-Y CAMWHORE
Nowhere Drive
Do you miss anyone?
Thanks Again, Douchebags...
A Precursor of Things to Come
A Precursor of hings to come
if you piss on the floor one more time Jesus, I'm going to kill you
Today is like Yesterday
Today is like Yesterday
Image Dump (NSFW)
Good Chili
Hookhand's birthday extravaganza
Suzie
The Rumors of My Demise Have Been...Slightly Exaggerated
The Hajj
The two little cousins that almost killed me
Shitty Shit shit morning!
The Shatner/Lee Incident (1 of 2)
Blowing Your First Job Interview
If You're Manly, Chicks'll Know, Man or: Happy Birthday, Orgasmatron- with Special Guest!
The BOSH Man! IS HAPPY TODAY IS FRIDAY/WANTS TO DRINK BEER/IS GONNA BE HUNG OVER TOMORROW!!
OMG we're all going to DIE
Smell my office!
Have a Fuckin' Eppy - Pt 16a - TheBastardInBlack was busy OK!
Have a Fuckin' Eppy - Fuck You Hurty Edition!
ATTN: Czech Republic -or- czwij, Prepare to meet your doom.
Random Photos Taken by Me (3)
Uber Directory 2008 (No content)
not fucking around
Would you hit it for 10 grand?
Just Another Day
Book update
Morning Face
Oh, the places you’ll go….(SPT)
Every Little Inch Matters
EPIC FAIL OF THE CENTURY......lower case characters here so this doesn't get blocked genius eh?
EPIC FAIL OF THE CENTURY......lower case characters here so this doesn't get blocked genius eh?
Way to go Nepal
Espionage
Britians got tallent...............................
Thought on life late at night...
Confession
Socially retarded college kid's exam returned [PIC]
Fun With Ebaumsworld Chatrooms - The Experiment
Farting in Line at the Airport
Inside my head (plus a picture of my face, no tits)
Boobies: Nature's drinking fountain
i think there's something in my milk.
APW: The Beetle
The Girl on the Train
She is quite lovely, actually.
I'm not drunk but I'm going to write it like this like I am
APW - Nice Paint Job (NSFW)
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
Hungry Hector
Press the button marked UP on the wall
Teetotaler
dui
(Repost) (NSFWish) Griffon Claw....
(NSFWish) Griffon Claw....
I'm drunk, but I'm going to write this like I am not
Should this couple be allowed to have kids?
Art Post Whenever: Do Hilarious Karate Moves Count As Art?
Art Post Whenever: Do Hilarious Karate Moves Count As Art?
Five things that piss me off...
It Only Gets Stranger, parts 1-3 (fiction)
With those 4 words... Plus, Bonus Camwhore from before I became an empty shell
Picture of ghosts or not?
Judging the Cobra Kai
redneck love
Three Quick Questions + PYS contest results + gratuitous exotic sports car
NSFW: Bondage
My Asian Wife!!! (SFW)
My Asian Wife !! (SFW)
Name this famous wrestler
RIP Sydney Pollack
A Short, Factual Story About A Spider
The tale of a drunken 14 year old
Submarine Hit
What is your real name?
Who the fuck are you calling Jay you pathetic little spastic?
The Mystery of the 4 Severed Right Feet
For Scientists: Awesome Picture at Solvay Conference
Lars Ulrich and the Crue Battle Vikings: An Epic Submission for the HBTS Poetry Classic!
Tarot Expanded: Submission For The First Annual HBTS Poetry Classic
Merit
So it was my birthday yesterday (video camwhore)
Carrot
AC Slatering
Cursed
ninja poetry
I-III vs IV-VI
I-III vs IV-VI
I-III vs IV-VI
RooK
A long time ago...
Tarot
Ubereyewitness Report From the Summit Fire
I'm Trapped In A Glass Cage Of Emoshunnal PAAAAIIIIN!
Uberdirectory camwhore + I Have Telekinetic Powers
Wow, a year went by!
A Cripple Is A Terrible Thing Not To Exploit, Ask Jerry Lewis
The Big Dance
What Do You Eat When Your Palate Rebels From The Same Food Day After Day?
PYS: The Fire in Dr. Kearn (or, Experima, I am Going to Make Love to You Now.)
what if i actaully AM the most brilliant man in the world?
horrible death bees the size of a buick
LooK
PYS: How I Landed (Crash and Learn)
Ubersite... The Largest Virtual Circle Jerk known to man
A message to Tinactin
Regarding the Announcement of Romantic Intentions OR #917
A message to Tinactin
I just wanna rip off my top and say "LOOK AT MY TITS!"
You Guys Suck! Uber your writers are Garbage
ACK! goddamnfuckme CAR SPIDER!!! Holymarrymotherfuckcunt YARGH! And an unrelated cartoon about how I got a raise.
A 13-letter word
The Effect of Contests on Ubersite
Shopping… One of life’s pure hells
SGPF nsfw - What is she asking?
PYS - Today we fight for Aspirin
PYS - Disrespect = Death
Passion: Amidst the Storm
GS: No Forgivness
GS: The Sloth and the Knife
GS: Escape From Routine, Refuge in Solitude
Time Unwell Spent
Grim Organisms:: The Ugly Friend & Maudlin Men
PYS: Crash & Learn
Schizophrenia
shocking!
Product
PYS: Sympathy for the Unborn (Super Safe for Work!)
PYS: Sympathy for the Unborn (Super Safe for Work!)
First Annual Official Ubersite "What a Way to Go" Competition !!!
Truth In Advertising
PYS: An Air of Poison
Satan Can’t Dance.
PYS: 15 Stones
PYS: The Fire in Dr. Kearn
I Got Fucked - Would Like Revenge
PYS - Crash and Learn
PYS - Male action in progress
PYS - Dropkix (Repost)
I'm an honorary Cobra Kai!
PYS: Sympathy for the Unborn
PYS: Reality vs Fatality
PYS-Disrespect = Death
A Penny for your Thoughts?
Serial Rapist Hopscotch PYS
PYS - An air of Poison
Dropkix - OathMeal's Comp
PYS off - Reality vs Fatality
kevin rudd you are a hypocritical cunt and i hate you!
Disrespect = Death (for Roidy McHotass's contest)
Pimp your Skillz -- An OathMeal contest (yes I'm lame enough to pay you strangers to entertain me)
TruberSex '08 - Ten True Snippets of Sexual Disaster.
The new messiah says "Durka Berka"
TrUberSex – Three Wee Weird Ones
Stubble = Badass
Har Har Rabbit
The Short Happy Life of Tatiana the Siberian Tiger
Coming soon to the Uber Multiplex...
APW- Digital Blasphemy 2
The Master of all you survey...
The Master Of All You Survey
Spot the difference
I call it 'the whorehammer'
The Knowing Seeds are Wandering Free
APW: Suicide Girls (NSFW)
Should advertising be banned?
Dumbass posting on Craigslist
Anyone interested in music? 4 Tesla edition...
Don't Know What To Do
Dig
Kiss Off
A Day In The Life Of ilikesteak
TrUberSex 2008 - A series of random sexploits
Sometimes school is utter bullshit.
Suggestion
The Wonderful World of Sea Slugs
finding an internet boyfriend
NBA finals.. 5 questions!
TrUberSex 2008 - I'd like to tell you...
The View From Detroit
Why you don't answer your phone in a public bathroom
My aspirations of becoming an international volleyball star
Join Us or Die
The Legend of UberForce: Part 1
Saigon Glimpse
Bart can suck a dick
Red Sox No Hitter! 2
Sexing Bellatrix LeStrange
Ode to U
Ode to U
Women are Dirty (NSFW)
Fyi
Lyrical Day Tripper (part 2)
Kings of leon
TrUberSex 2008 - Round Deuce
Abortion; Lets have a constructive debate
Thoughts about life, the universe and everything
Random Musings from a Night at Yankee Stadium
Duck sauce
Jonathan Livingston Zombie
I'm taking a survey
Apollo Filled out a questionairre so I did too
Banjo Has Cooties
Why it is smarter for an uber user to write out a lengthy title rather than a short, conside one given the restrictions of the code and the curious nature of the audience--all things being equal and assuming the user is not too stoned to notice the title
Annoy People
Annoy people...
Annoy people...
I filled in a questionnaire - you can too!
I filled in a questionnaire - you can too!
CoD4 Memoirs
What kind of man are you?
Chinese earthquakes, George W's Cyclone Katrina response, Australian foreign policy, etc
Brandon Tyler Webb (GIF) and Stats 'n stuff.
Moving to the Country, I'm gonna Eat a lot of Peaches
Registering problem?
Barack Obama visited me at work today
My first pick up
In NERF We Trust
There is no God
So I broke up with her over the phone.. people suck.
ATTN: Americunts
R.I.P Amy Whinehouse
R.I.P. Ted Kennedy
Anything that you wanted to be...
upside down
Superman ain't saving shit
Professional Ethics Are Negotiable
upside down
Sex, breastfeeding, and how to persuade heterosexual women to experiment with bisexuality
when do we sacrifice Shlongy to the Pez gods?
Random: Five Question Friday
Classics Illustrated
Drive with no top
Thank God she wasn't an uber member..
SGPF - nsfw of course - No Content.
Booze VS. Booze
I have a face made for radio, so listen up, bitches!
Re: ATTN: Ladies of our near my own age (29)
Uberdirectory 2008... Old School Soldier
Uberdirectory 2008 and...linkwhore? fightwhore? I don't know. Something-whore.
ATTN: Ladies of our near my own age (29)
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 16!
Knucklehead out robbing
Warm Springs
A Portrait of You
A Portait of You
TrUberSex 2008, Round Uno
I'm Sticking to Fiction. Shielded Land Chapter 6 (replaces old chapter 6)
I hate you're fucking girlfriend. Fuck you!
Immature me? you can't be serious..
Immature me? you can't be serious..
TrUbersex 08: Calls Calls Calls, Calls From the Pubic
Captain Planet and The Planeteers: The Returnination
TrUberSex 08 - TBD
ATTN: Fags SPT
Eating Shit: An Illustrated History (Part 1)
I got me
Cocooned
TrUberSex '08 | When I Raped Your Mum... (NSFW?)
Picture of the Fake Boobs/Clothed
Suckling at my teets like a Louse
fuck this, then
if I put up a picture of my boobs will oath meal see it?
where did my message go
so you are 'oath meal', are you?
Fucking Sugar: Converstations with My Daughter, Pt. 2.
Twenty Eight Days
TrUberSex 08 - Glorious Forfeiture
Dilema
TrUberSex '08 - Suckling at the Teat of Life.
TruberSex: It hasn't improved all that much.
Random Shorts
it's 4 am, dear, I can't find my beer
Uberdirectory 08!
Trubersex Entry :D
SPT: My Friend's Fiancé's Pomeranian Dog
what book are you reading right now?
Post weak shit wedensday.. welp..
Post trash tuesday..
Post trash tuesday..
Unwittingly the other woman
<insert standard icarus title here.>
On this day in History - 1998 Singer Frank Sinatra died at age 82.
A Short Note To HotWillie
TrUberSex 08: R1
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Camwhore for the Directory
Uberdirectory '08 Camwhore
I would make a rubbish super hero
Carlsberg Don't Settle Pub Arguments...(NSFW)
A Guide to Girlfriends: The Break Up
Uber, I have experienced fake boobs; here is my report.
Gratuitous SEX & VIOLENCE in the Old West
Uberdirectory Camwhore !!!
(Repost) Chu here loves ubersite?
Chu here lives Ubersite? (No Content)
Latrell Sprewell at the MoMA (nsfw?)
Uberdirectory Whore Of Cams
Should've been done a while ago..
Porn or Sports? (NSFW)
Sperm Is Art
Are you frightened?
NSFW buttlicker
And I'M supposed to have issues.
Stupid fucking camwhore noob
Cryptozoology and Other Fantastica
Nothing happened here today...
My Name Is Shubert
Directory 2008 - or - Dan Brown, stop living vicariously through your shit books.
Tuesday's ranting
So I've noticed
Ub-Directory -> Camcockery
The thin red line
Pictures of Beano312003 "only sexually assaulting" monkies! TOTALLY NSFW!!!
Solipsist
Uberdirectory 2008!!!
Goodbye FOREVER!
Oh No...
Regarding Child Molestation
Sometimes A Man
Uberdirectory '08 Camwhore
Man Rapes Girl, Claims Self Defence.
TrUberSex: Mama Told Me Not to Come
booyah! time to jump on the bandwagon
APW... wait, it's not Wednesday? Shit! (+camwhore)
Internet Irrelevance Kills a Tiny Piece of Me Each Day
camwhore + shame on you
GPWhenever
Uberdirectory Camwhore 08
Desert Island Music (+bonus Uberdirectory camwhore)
Bill O'Reilly goes completely INSANE in this leaked video
Uberdirectory '08 Camwhore
I love the person who did this
Surpise! - TrUberSex rd 1 - UberDirectory Camwhore
Uberdirectory Camwhore 08'
Now Wisconsin jumps on the Bat-Shit-Insane Train.
I am going to hell and you can too!
Camwhorage for the directory - I was going to use Birthday Cat but I changed me mind
DUBBLE YOO TEE EFF, Uber. I'm looking at you, Bart.
Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore WITH A STORY!!!
Surprise Buttsecks!
Camwhore of me drawing flies
Smack it.
TrUberSex 2008 - Round 1
My various reactions to all of the Uberdirectory entries
Little Joe and the Penis that Secreted Ping Pong Balls
Uberdirectory Camwhore
DONT Take this one of the front page PLEASE!
Dear Uber,
Uber Directory Camwhore
Britt <3 Marcus camwhore
Camwhorage for the directory - I was going to use Birthday Cat but I changed me mind
Random Post Selection Monday + big boobies
The Gift
Everybody Looks Like Someone Utterly Diabolical: Rizzo
Lyrical Day Tripper
Understanding Death.
Haha Ubersite
The Sun Is Too Close to the Earth
Uberdirectory CamWhore Circa 2008
Mindless Drivel Or Intellectual Discourse (Plus Bonus Uberdirectory Camwhore)
It's been three weeks since my last video camwhore plus Uberdirectory Manwhore camwhore
Porn or Art? (NSFW)
Porn or Art? (NSFW)
Porn or Art? (NSFW)
Uberdirectory
2008 Uberdirectory camwhore
Shadow: Voicewhore
Getting darko's ratings back 2008! (Celebrity Edition)
Six Stupid things that make me Smile
Uberdirectory 2008
question about ebooks
The below message is NSFW...sorry
Don't be Surprised
Hell Patrol (Grand Finale!) + uberdirectory08 camwhore
niggers
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Mother's Day
New Drinking Game for Nerds
i am IRON MAN
Uberdirectory Camwhore
What could cause this to happen?
Lovely people of uber, dust thou care to take a gander at mine new toy?
Bitches Check out my Camaro
Uberdirectory 2008
Definition of Skank
Book ending.
Book beginning.
Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore
Uberdirectory Camwhore
Uberdirectory Camwhore
Happy Caturday, Uber
wtf is with lolcats?
Regular Exercise
Uberdirectory Camwhore 2008
Uberdirectory 2008
SGPF - You know the drill
Why don't you all just fuck off and
I've got a knack for this.
R.I.P Burmese People
Uberdirectory 2008
boredom..
Beggars can't be choosers... unless you're a third world country
Fuck You
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 15!
Uberdirectory 2008
You make me feel like dancing..........(and a Mug Shot- if you see this man report him to the RSPCA)
An Israeli and a Scot in a Moscow pub...
"It Hasn't Hit Me Yet..."
I want to drive across America
Last Night...
Look! I did something!
My wife, the hater
Colleen
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Turtles
Hell Patrol (pt. 4)
UberDirectory 2008
The Walk
Viva La Lobster!
encounter with crazy
I'm hungry
Uberdirectory 2008... This isn't a good idea but what the hell!?
SPT: No content to see here, folks
Uberdirectory '08: Camwhore or Camhorrible?
A Pimp Named Slickback
Uberdirectory 2008 - this isn't a good idea but what the hell!
State of the Union Political Picture Commentary, May 08, 2008
Famous Pictures (NSFW)
Why I Hate Orlando Bloom and a Stupid Story About the How I Feel About His "Acting" and an Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore
GTA IV: Can someone tell me what the big fucking deal is?
>poot<
For The Directory. . .
SPT Uberdirectory entry
Uberdicrectory CamWHORE! of Perkman...for the ladies..
Uberdirectory Camwhore 2008
Uberdirectory Camwhore.
My day at work
Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhorage (Potentially NSFW)
I'm Scared
upcoming review
Camwhore for the Directory
No Excuses, Fatass #4 AND #5!! It's a fucking OathMeal BLOWOUT post!! + Uberdirectory camwhore, + Rob_Berg bashing, + 10% off if you rape today!!
SPT - plus I'm new plus a camwhore for the uberdirectory
Fucking Shlongy, or what happened in San Francisco between Jack McCallum and Crystle! featuring Berg, Bubba, Forensic, Hadley, Ttom and various other losers
SPT - plus I'm new plus a whorecam for the uberdirectory
Plague
SPT: Where's my Chippy?
SPT: Have you heard the story of the great big empty barn?
Things You Shouldn't Expect of me
What 3 Years on Ubersite has done to Me (Uberdirectory Camwhore)
The Work o' the Devil
I'm a whore and so can you! (Uberdirectory camwhore)
Will The Guilty Party Please Sit Down?
Analog
The Day wasTuesday
SPT. Missed Opportunity
Things You shouldn't Expect of me.
My First SPT: Letter From the PI
Turning the other cheek, branch-in-the-ass-patient and karma reactions to IV contrast
Dont ask how i found it, but What The Fuck!? (NSFW Text Link)
Salvation will come..(Lucifier you're time has come)...
Glory Hole Smurf
Uberdirectory camwhore - It's what I'm best at.
Casanova, I Am Not
Redemption Road (8)
Oh What An Uber Day
Uberdirectory '08 Camskank
I saw you
Matt Damon is in my town
Late Nite Revelations + 2008 UberDirectory Camwhore = Doubling Your Pleasure Since 2004
UberDirectory 2008 CamSlut
Creature of Habit
Quantam Theory....not really,
TrUberSex 2008
He's A WIZARD!
Early morning thoughts
Rules?
A new day to celebrate
Dope on a Rope
Self Portrait (beware it's poetry)
Card Night
Fritzl Incest Case
UberDirectory 2008 Camwhore
ATTN: Australia
Yeah, I Know That Nobody Cares...
Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore
The Meanest Comment I Have Ever Made To Someone
ELECTRO Is Black! Gross! (NSFW)
ScribbleWhore_2008
Thought for the day
I Wrote A Post!
I Fucking Turn 30 on Thursday
a slow, comfortable screw or a hard and fast pounding?
Hell Patrol (pt. 3)
Any Uber Users in Baltimore? A/B Listers Pref
Tipping point
So I finally watched Mongoloid Wars this weekend…
Important Message!
listen up, dipshits - UberDirectory 2008
shut up, you're bored.
Post History Change for User: 18681
Post History Change for User: 33492
Birthplace of Uber
Shlongy....
Nothing Important
WOOO! VPT - Vacation Picture Tuesday
Bank Holiday Muse (repost - NSFWish)
Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Bank Holiday Muse
A Disturbed Mind
People say some interesting things around here...
COD4 off!
Various Camwhore Reactions To Ubersite
Ubersite, Inc. to Purchase Disneyland
MP3 players - quality, etc
Words to all of you from my mentor
Uber Picture Contest...WIN MONIEZ
Meanwhile, Somewhere in Kazakhstan ...
Stolen from deathmobile
Computer Support
Hell Patrol (pt. 2)
One Letter Can Make All the Difference
Attention Uber Elders: Which User Had The Biggest Impact On Uber In The Shortest Time?
Black Pink Butterfly
Fuck Movie Challenge
I'm dead, what do I do now?
Nope, I won't bend over for you boss!
letters from god part deux
Random Japan Saturday
Ubersite: The Thumb of the Internet
Making Immunity Part One
Lisa needs braces
darko fucking loves people...but are they the right people?
wtf?
You might want to skip this one. Fair warning. I just hope the mystery of what could be inside eats at your soul until you click on it.
Hidden101, I am Pregnant
Hell Patrol (pt. 1)
The Fucked Up and Hillarious Porn Pile on (NSFW)
a shit post cos I'#dm drunk£
Today I am Ashamed to be a Canadian
A Pretty Picture Because I'm Bored and It's Better Than Picking A Fight With Berg, According To Two Sources Anyway
A Pretty Picture Because I'm Bored and It's Better Than Picking A Fight With Berg, According To On Source Anyway
Fuck Dolphins
In the Matter of Cilfone v Berg
In the Matter of Cilfone v Berg
The March of the Black Queen - Prologue: Four Years Ago
Iron Man Movie Q&A
Giving Head / Getting Head - Tromeo & Juliet
Ol' Flea-Bitten Blues
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 14!
Yellow
Uber: The Magazine
Rape
Are you interested in music? 3
Hey
Recreational Drug Use
Bangin a dead chick has its risks and rewards...
Of Cannibalism
Bangin a deaf chick has its risks and rewards...
SPT: Sign the petition. SAVE THE MEN!
AP NEWS: Caulaincourt et le Habitants retraitent!
A Totally Self-Absorbed Story About My Life, Because I Can.
Celebrity Sex Dolls
Yesterdays Excursion
Seems about right
The Monkey King
Post Modern Priest
The Long Awaited and Wayyyy Over-Hyped Seventh Chapter of The Shielded Land + Rape Picture
My poetry i just started cheack it out
Coach Review
You Know, I Think That Those Towellies Might Just Be A Little Misunderstood...
Turtles.
Turtle
Where's the SOCCER post, fathead?
Since non-posts seem to be in fashion...
What Lies Beneath the Mask of the Burger King?
He's Electric! Part I
There
My First Fight: Canadian-style
The Cunts I work With Who Fuck Up My Zen
My First Fight and the Spoils of Pre-Teen War
Lesbian Quandary
Vindication.. For Method.. life story..
APW: Philip K. Dick
I Shit ,Therefore I Am
(NSFW) Lots of sadness today (Many RIP posts). Here's something to cheer you up. (Zero content)
R.I.P. Albert Hoffman
R. I. P. Dr. Albert Hoffman
so your cat has bigger balls than you? who gives a fuck! dogs get what they want because they earned it.
so your cat has bigger than you? who gives a fuck! dogs get what they want because they earned it.
Those damn Americans
Fucking cockneys
Thanks, for sparing my future
APW: Check The Balls on This Guy!
APW: Check The Balls on This Guy!
Google Earth Mystery Location, Vol. 4
reviewin' shit
Hey Uber...
Help Berty to do his job!
Target Remains
The Revolution Begins Now!
Free Ecards From 123Greetings.com
Why life is unfair
Schlongy Loves Video Games!
what's your favourite colour?
I Just Want To Fucking Murder Everyone
Little Nemo on Ice
Vindicated.
Humans
The Worst Thing Ever Just Happened to Me. Fuck the Plight of the Smelly Jews or the Difficulty the Awful Slaves Endured...
As far as you're concerned...
Humans
Teachers Bangs Special Ed students... Motive Not Known
A Tall Order
Top 250 movies...
Humanity: EPIC FAIL
nut buster
Google Earth Mystery Location, Vol. 3
Dear Old Soldier
A Grim Commotion
Shit Post Your Mom
My balls itch... call maintenence!
Grand Theft Auto IV
the people below me are having sex ...
The Reverend Jeremiah Wright's Wife and Mother Are Stinking, Fetid, Alcoholic Whores Who Would Sell their Manure Ridden Snatches for A Hit. Here's Why...
Bubba Camwhores!
A Letter To William Shatner From Dr. Phil
My religious beliefs.
Goodbye Kiss
i dropped my alpha-bits in the bible.
My layover in Singapore and almost taking the wrong plane
We weren't meant for this....
R.I.P Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
Novocaine For The Soul - An Arty Video Thing.
Dont marry!
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear corn_nugget,
Vignette Fiction Challenge Nonsense
Cairo, Egypt
its MY country
Google Earth Mystery Location, Vol. 2
The Yellow Window
Beer, a Leer and a Queer? (with Camwhore)
Is it all you need?
In the event of a recession...
Fighting Fire With Fire
Starbucks
Disney Stars....
Once Upon A Time...
Would the real Doodles please stand up?
Green Eyes
One hit wonders don't always fade away
Ooooh raaa.
This is a load of crap.
Show Them Who is Boss
Evening...
Everybody looks like someone famous: Banjo
Uberversary 2.0 - Even more Hats
that new book aroma
Steroid Scandal Rewrites History
Goodbye Canada, Hello Australia
Straight Edge? WTF???
Google Earth Mystery Spot
Little Sally Sues Ubersite
RIP Humph
Danger Will Ranger, Danger! (NSFW)
Danger Will Ranger, Danger!
I married a Thai girl -- oh boy!
Google Earth Mystery Location...
Sid The Three-Wheeler Man
Uber I Went To Mexico And I Took Some Pictures For You
Google Earth Mystery Location #1
Hurty visits my heritage
Google Earth Mystery Location, Vol. 1
My Environs
GPF: Gruesome Photo Friday (No, not a camwhore, and no original content)
The stranger downstairs
You fucks
Hippy shit crapfuck anal blasting
Hippy shit crapfuck anal blasting
The amount of time men think about sex
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 13!
You Want Bonkeye? I'll Give You Fucking Bonkeye.
The Miserable Clown
Anyone interested in music? 2
Cause I'm the taxman, Yaaaaah I'm the taxman!!
Why Women Need To Stop Watching Romantic Movies
Random: Five Question Friday
so it goes
The Horror
An SPT Heeyyaaa - complete with photos of my trampling grounds, and random camwhore
Attention Fuckshits
Books
The Dog Shaped Like a Tripod
Beebing Habeeb - a tribute of sorts
SPT - My daily mantra (PLUS OATHY CAMWHORE FOR TEH LADIES)
A link to some short fiction.
SPT: UDS = Uber Delivery Service
SPT I Fucked a Real Bitch! SPT
The HABS ARE GOING DOWN!!!!
I'm More Salty Than I Originally Thought I Was...
Hunting for Hoochies
All of the jokes I have ever heard
Everybody Looks Like Someone Famous: HBTS
Uberotica 08': Late and still NSFW
bwahahahahahaahahhahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahaahahahahahaahhhahahaha
A matter of perspective.
Uberotica - Steve and his parole officer
So, who wants to grow...
Attn: Shlongy & Golfers
I need attention
UbErotica 08 - I Find the Touch of Your Skin
V (not finished)
Camwhore of HurtByTheSun's girlfriend
Happy Birthday to Me (or Things I have Learned in 24 Years)
Not all lesbian encounters are hot.
Cookie Monster Finally Out of REHAB
Advice needed and photo of my ex-girlfriend
Soxy Time
All In The Family (pt. 2) + Bonus Camwhore Explaining My Actions.
Me and Hookers!
Fur. The Uberotica post too explicit for the internet.
Washington Loses To Philadelphia, May Get Loser On Account Of Philadelphia
Uberotica - Sexy Time
Anyone following this polygamy mess in Texas?
FNN - Fictional News Network
Everybody looks like somebody infamous, well an infamous idiot. well infamous outside of the u.s. An infamous idiot the rest of us would recognise.
Is J.K. Rowling cunty or crafty?
Red Skies Look Old
'yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation’ yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation
Don't Trust Anything that Bleeds Five Days a Month and Doesn't Die
Why does an extended primary hurt the democrats?
The Greatest Mind of Our Time...
Like hell I cant do erotica.
Springfuck exshitzaganza
Here Are My Expectations For This Post
this sure woke me up the other day.
Words of advice
Uberotica: By a Stroke of Fortune
I now hate Larry Munson slightly less than I did before
Words of advice
Birth of the Good Ship Venus Party: an historic day!
Jerkin Off Isn't Just Fun....
Jerkin Off Isn't Just Fun.....
forget the fucking economy, does anyone have experience with EXPLICITLY SEXUAL dating website?
what is the economy, anyway?
The truth for all you bacon-haters
He can do it!!!
There is only ONE real sport.
“if you fail to plan, then plan to fail”
No! My Cousin Is From Eurasia! Will these wars never cease!? (NSFW)
Dear Ubersite, re: pregnancy
An Audience of Three - Video
In breaking news, Fallen endorses…..
Allow myself to re-introduce... myself!
Notes on the glamorous occasion that is April 20, 2008
My credit card is better than yours
Allow myself to introduce.... myself
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